What does a "Lifebinder" do anyway?
What does a "Lifebinder" do anyway?
Parker Davis
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Carson Collins
Fuck you retard.
Camden Hall
Binds life, DUH
Owen Lopez
Fuck black guys.
Connor Perry
Yea Forums - video games
Jackson Rodriguez
why did blizzard have to sell out
Elijah Gonzalez
She brez'd Bolvar at the Wrathgate for lols and man that didn't turn out so good.
Jack Lewis
Facilitate weddings
Samuel Garcia
>said while browsing on a fucking flipped screen
Matthew Hill
She binds your life, and by extension your dick, in her service every night.
Aaron Davis
>tfw you will never live in the Warcraft universe and fuck Alexstrasza or any of the other Warcraft races.
Hunter Wilson
This, unironically. Reminder she got BRED by the Black Dragon.
Ian Brooks
Fug wolves
Kayden Evans
get raped by fel orcs
Mason Perry
I want to marry and impregnate Alexstrasza
Gabriel Long
Can she fuck me retarded
Lucas Rodriguez
>thatsthejoke
Mason Robinson
>all those milfs
Levi Carter
Isn't she powerless since Cata?
Robert Wood
Have hope user. Have hope. Something good might exist at the end of the tunnel.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
I want to make half-elves.
Lucas Hughes
she was charged by the titans to defend all life on azeroth but currently she is unemployed
Leo Scott
tell me about it
Samuel Price
Andrew Richardson
would look good when pregnant with a half orc
Cameron Howard
>wanting to live in the Warcraft universe
>die to stupid shit, but all the girls are sexy
Are you sure?
Jose Bailey
Henry Gray
Imagine being one of the retards dying in the current war if the factions being dissolved next expansion is true
Jeremiah Carter
breeds a lot. She's literally made for breeding.
Friendly reminder that Deathwing bound and gagged her and bred her incessantly.
Jaxson Turner
>not evolving into a powerful being and rape the waifus
Nolan Nelson
>factions dissolved
Why would Blizzard fuck themselves over?
Nathan Smith
I want to make half-human babies with the Aspect of Life
Cameron Hughes
I doubt you could handle those life-giving hips. Good luck though.
Cooper Stewart
I want the life-binder to clutch my head to her cushiony breasts whilst I cum inside her. Simple as.
Lincoln Hall
How can I find this out
Ethan Clark
Please tell me theres a version without tattoos
She has a tattoo of herself on her arm for fucks sake
Jaxson Torres
>tats
Nolan White
Isnt she barren as a wasteland now?
Jeremiah Hughes
No.
My wife is fertile.
Christopher Walker
>Not understanding that Sylvanas is the Queen of all Thots
Daniel Wilson
you sure? i need proof
Landon Gutierrez
>if Alexstrasza returns to the story, they will almost certainly completely cover her up like they did Sylvanas
don't mind me, just here to ruin the thread
Caleb Taylor
Your pic seems like proof to me
Gabriel Hill
Not really,she could just be fat
Nicholas Walker
It's Shaw. Mathias Shaw.
Luis Reed
That's not a fat belly, my guy
Wyatt Ortiz
No it's our child in her.
Gavin Phillips
Imagine Sylvanas still leading the Horde like pic.
They would have to do the same to Jaina and Tyrande if they wanted the player spread between the teams to be the same.
Ryder Kelly
My favorite elf. I hope she and her tentacle daddy win.
Leo Rivera
Daily reminder that human women are NOT important.
Aiden Butler
I want N'Zoth to breed her belly full of little old god tentacle babies.
Isaac Richardson
>wanting inferior women
>not having eredar gf
Tyler Ramirez
I never said they were.
I want to be a Night Elf's human husband, though.
Zachary Powell
You are my lost brother user.
She is not in that state though sadly, but more "tentacly". And I'm not into that.
Thomas Thomas
>standing in the fire
Xavier Bell
Oliver Morgan
Good thing the average Night Elf is still just as beautiful, and are most likely more open to marrying Human men now that they're living in Stormwind with them.
Daniel Mitchell
Tentacle one looks pretty good too, but hey, I'm sure she can change her form. Or N'Zoth can change it when he's in a mood.
Henry Bailey
Jordan Morgan
Human women are superior.
Jose Price
>she hasn't showed up in-game since Cataclysm
>not even when Ysera fucking died
at least we have HotS
Grayson Watson
>human girls have to be the biggest degenerate whores to have an appeal as they can't compete with the exotic races
pathetic
Zachary Brooks
really love how WoW turned to the lewd more and more over the years and proves that fanartists do so much better shit than blizzard themself. pathetic.
Oliver Russell
I hope she can revert to her elf form
Juan Ortiz
procreate
Daniel Cox
Do people find that hot? Jesus
Benjamin Hall
>why do my subjects feel the need to masturbate when they have a perfectly good queen to fuck?
Lucas Smith
I like maiev
Angel Moore
>so desperate for relevance she's resorted to stealing the horned girl look from Draenei
you can't replace my space goddess wife.
Jack Martinez
The queen has no competition.
Christian Thomas
She looks exactly like any other ugly Naga
Aaron Moore
thats a nice fishnet
Luis Hill
sauce?
Andrew Powell
they goofed making her just another naga
Logan Long
It's nice because of who it's on.
Draenei women are goddesses.
Liam Young
Id forsake the future of my people just to spend 10 seconds inside that
Colton Ortiz
I gave up on Human women the moment I saw Draenei.
Leo Green
Yes because we're not gay
Cameron Bell
The Highborne will rule again.
Aaron Rodriguez
Adam Robinson
What app/program is? 4chanx?
Robert Mitchell
The Kaldorei Empire shall be reborn.
Michael Evans
I like these eargarments
Hunter Mitchell
The Highborne are already in Night Elf society again
It never died
This RP is terrible
Kayden Lopez
make my peepee hard
Jayden Garcia
go fuck yourself, nulore bitch
Jaxon Morales
Ayden Sullivan
>ywn wake up like this
Michael King
>Not chilling in the Goldshire orgies forever
I will never level up past 3 or 4
Nicholas Morris
How does one acquire a dragon gf, Yea Forums?
Christian Jackson
>neon
based theme
Caleb Gomez
Nightborne are Highborne.
Highborne are on the Horde.
Cooper Green
i fucking wish
Aiden Lee
Cute space goat
Leo Fisher
>[x] live with the pain
Aiden James
I'm probably gonna resub soon.
Ryan Rodriguez
Ask the fucking donkey from shrek.
Brandon Rivera
Nightborne are nightborne. There are highborne with night elves now. I suppose nelfs mage player is one too.
Jack Sanders
That's one part of them. Another part "joined" the Alliance when they allowed night elves to be mages back in Cataclysm
Liam Taylor
wow.gamepedia.com
>Rune Scribe Lusaris says: It is time. Remember your training, and show these Alliance curs what it means to be Highborne.
Jason Garcia
First you turn into a human suitable for breeding whelps and find the nearest black dragon infiltrating your city. rule34.xxx
Thomas Adams
They can we wuz all they want, they all are just negro elves that Blizz put in. To me real Highborne are naga and fuck the WoW, I want W4.
Dominic Nguyen
Someone post the picture where you can see the pubes under the white gown
Ethan Green
Based
Ryan Sanchez
>I wanna shitpost on Yea Forums, but I kinda wish it looked more like reddit
Bentley Sanders
*ahem*
FUCK UNDEAD
FUCK DRAGONS
FUCK THE HORDE
AND FUCK THE LIVING
Jayden Cox
Tbh this doesn't look sexy. Tyrande looks like she's in labor
Isaiah Collins
Yeah, I like the artist but I wish he did more of Azshara with N'Zoth, her taking his tentacle.
Leo Cox
also
FUCK GOOK MOOT
Nathan James
you've seen too much porn
Luis Gomez
Tbh it's 3d porn with shit editing.
Julian Perez
Hudson Miller
trust me bro, she's ALL WOMAN.
Colton Thompson
Tbh, all patreon artists who post multiple works per week trace from either porn pictures or they use poser. I dont mind as long as its not obvious or lazy. Like John Does recent pictures that are barely edited 3D pictures
Oliver Collins
Very nice
Easton Johnson
would this count as necrophilia?
Jack Clark
Draenei and Elves are cool but I want to mate with Jaina the most
Brayden Ramirez
I just want to cuddle with her
Colton Morales
There is a distinct lack of draenei who are well endowed of the horse variety in this thread.
Noah Wilson
Jeremiah Sanchez
whoa i didn't think of doing this
that's genius
Gavin Parker
Yes, because it's dead. The definition of necrophilia says to have sex with a corpse.
Joshua Brooks
the definition of a corpse changes when varying levels of necromancy are applies
Logan Phillips
whoah nelly
Kayden Murphy
fuck it, it's dead. Just because it can walk around doesn't make it alive. Call me a racist.
Jaxon Brown
She's so goddamn gorgeous
Oliver Reed
Godspeed user, see you on the other side.
Jacob Wood
Not gonne lie, that is kinda hot.
Jason Morris
Gabriel Stewart
I think we need to come up with a new term for this...
Dominic Wood
Brayden Kelly
How to cop a tauren husband?
Elijah Ross
>mate with a backstabbing slut (+ high chances she's infertile).
>when azeroth is filled with perfect waifus.
Connor Cook
just shit on the ground and they'll find ya
Thomas Jackson
Thomas Carter
Another term for racist? Why?
Julian Richardson
if you're the guy who changed the /tg/ lore general from a weekend general to an everyday general that died fuck you
Ryder Butler
>all those pubes
All of my yes.
She's smart tho
Adrian Ross
I'm gonna call based and I am gonna wish you a happy vacation user.
However, everyone knows that Elf women tend to their pubes unlike lowly human ones.
Brandon Foster
>Illidan got to smell that bush every night
UNFAIR
Isaac Turner
Joseph Miller
Why can't human women be real bros?
Asher Long
Ranger do go unkept for long times when patrolling though.
Bentley Gomez
>tfw no 3rd faction
Andrew Wright
Why do they keep drawing Maiev with scars? She's the only one wearing helmet.
Isaiah Cook
>why can't perfectly 3d rendered human women be real
Soon user, give it 50-80 years
Logan Gomez
based
Elijah Price
Prettiest lady in Azeroth
>backstabbing slut
Not true
>infertile
Some magic and rough sex will cure it
Tyler Wright
Confirmed not having played wc3.
Brandon Lopez
Being with an elf would be weird. It'd be like being her pet dog. She'll out live you by a huge margin, and if you love her too much it may ruin her romantically for the rest of her life.
Josiah Moore
I wanna make half-human babies with Alextrasza
Robert Wright
god that model is fucking terrible.
Elijah Johnson
>World of Warcraft
>All women are hot
didn't they just literally add a race of fat women to the game lat expansion?
I'm surprised there's no fanart or porn sfm of those.
Kevin Nelson
>it may ruin her romantically for the rest of her life.
And what do i care after i died and could enjoy it all for myself?
Tyler Richardson
Ok that might be true.
Joseph White
>posting skinny bitches
shiggy
Alexander White
God, I wish human women were real
Austin White
>I'm surprised there's no fanart or porn
>he doesn't know
Joseph Gomez
> A S P E C T O F L I F E
Xavier Bell
aspect of thicc
Parker Sanders
The three betrayals
Michael Sullivan
>may ruin her romantically for the rest of her life.
time heals all wounds; they aren't Warhammer dwarves with impeccable memories
Anthony Hernandez
Mimi
Aiden Ramirez
Anthony James
>this thread
Laughing with an erection is weird.
Julian Sanders
>sunnysundown
Justin Ortiz
jokes on you not even a succubus would want my soul.
Ryder Scott
In one of the novels in order to tortuer Alekstrasza in the rape dungeon an orc breaks one of her eggs and rubs the yoke in her face
Jeremiah Collins
>this is what orcs do instead of gangraping her holes 7/24
what a bunch of idiots
Jonathan Taylor
Jaxson Morris
they kinda needed real dragons, not that weak halfspawn stuff
Chase Moore
Poor Mommy ;_;
Easton Ramirez
That's why if I lived in the WoWverse and had a relationship with my Elf-fu, I would do anything to attain immortality for us to never separate. And I mean anything, except hurting her in some way.
Henry Kelly
She forgave them in a later novel tho
Even the other characters found it weird, but I guess she couldn't resist greendick
Kevin Jenkins
>people are actually excited to grind rep to roll fat humans
Wyatt Morgan
The dragon aspects are still powerful, especially compared to a weak human like yourself.
Jaxson Rivera
>ywn turn the life-binder into a cockslut with continuous abuse
why live
Charles Anderson
Hm, where might I find this? For uh, research purposes.
Angel Peterson
I don't know, all it took to take down Ysera was a bunch of elves, and I imagine being corrupted made her stronger in some way.
Adam Long
This.
I mean, think about it, she would 100% outlast you in bed everytime. You'd fall exhausted, drenched in sweat and being out of breath on top of her. You have no chance.
Even if you managed to become mega/fit/, your stamina can still not compare to the one of a dragon's.
Dylan Scott
>I don't know, all it took to take down Ysera was a bunch of elves
Including Tyrande and the player who is very powerful in legion.
If you played the quest leading up to that part you get a mission where she kills hundreds of demons and emerald nightmare creatures before she runs into Xavius who is stronger than a demigod.
Angel Anderson
rip
Hunter Flores
>source claims it's "joixxx"
>can't find picture
Can anyone just confirm if artist is Joixx or someone else?
Connor Howard
But what if sex with Alexstrasza replenished stamina?
Owen Jenkins
Faggot
Jose Gonzalez
>No draenei or void elves in classic
Don't know if I should bother with it
Adrian Williams
taking away their importance because "muh mortals" was one of the dumbest decisions
Camden Smith
That would be amazing. It means that unless she snapped me back to reality, I could fuck her for days.
Aiden Rogers
Sylvanas never looked like that in game, she always had pants. Alexstraza was the only one who had the full bikini.
Ethan Watson
I want to marry and impregnate a Void Elf
Elijah Roberts
I miss people using that model for porn. I'm glad there's Alexstrasza shit going on still but I wish they would use her WoW model sometimes.
Brody Moore
WC3 was 17 years ago, mostly people here probably weren't fucking born, let alone at an age where they could play strategy games.
Joshua Cox
this is how Sylvanas looks in Wow
Aiden Lopez
Imagine all the life you can create with her
Joshua Flores
forget pic?
Tyler Torres
she cute
Austin White
thtas HOT
William Kelly
Brody Gray
Aren't the Death Knights targeting Red Dragons for mounts and stuff? It's only a matter of time before the leader of the Death Knights decides he wants Alexstrasza as his personal "mount".
Gavin Murphy
Void Elves are literal perfection. I want to be her Human husband.
Jason Lewis
bruh
Jeremiah Hall
shes got that crazy look in her eyes
Cameron Sullivan
as impractical as this is, I really love it
bring back the #empire
Benjamin Nelson
Even back than you had mods to change skin colour etc. You had that drow skin, pink hairs etc. Also won't take long until someone comes up with a more modern solution.
Oliver Peterson
so many hot women to fap
too bad they all stuck in a shite game
Isaac Thompson
more like brap
Parker Jones
>purple belfs
>perfection
Mason Edwards
jeez, looking it up i forgot that model lasted all the way through BC. I started right before BC and i feel like i only saw that Sylvanas model a few times before they replaced it with this one in wrath.
Gavin Gray
>WoW Classic
>introduces Highelves as new playable race
IMAGINE
Josiah James
James Mitchell
Like you need to play their respective game to bust a nut.
Asher Lee
All I’ve ever wanted is a vain blood elf wife that might be arrogant and snobby but truly loves me, even if she has trouble showing it.
Juan Thompson
wait for the bannerlord mod
Hunter Robinson
>Blood Elves but purple with posh accents and on the correct faction for Human husbands
I meant what I said
Ian Watson
Here is the bikini model:
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58a65b14623d5
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5978f137a96cb
The face is a bit derpy, but the rest....will do just fine.
David Diaz
ahem
fuck every race aside from draenei, blood elves, night elves, and human dragon forms
Josiah Bell
I love Tamplier!
John Cook
Our Night Elf armies will take back what we lost.
Andrew Sullivan
That's Insignious isn't it? He's going to have a Ysera/Tyrande video coming out this week.
Matthew Jackson
Nightborne mommies.
John Baker
what a bunch of qts gathered to be ORCED
Aiden Jones
Your virginity?
Anthony Sullivan
Don't do it, you're just gonna want to cancel your sub one day later.
Parker Harris
Nice. Ironically, I have fapped most with his Humans/female Orc gangbang vid. And I am pretty vanilla in my tastes.
I hope he improves and makes more vids.
Jordan Bennett
>Screaming druid in the background
Subtle
Isaac Torres
I love those pictures. Particularly the blood elf demon hunter one.
She looks like she’s posing in front of some men and asking them if they like what they see.
Camden Rogers
If she loves you then she really loves you, fighting back those whispers.
Mason Reed
I love my Kaldorei wife!
Thomas Allen
>"RPers" who spell it "Kal'dorei"
Ethan Taylor
Except that. I wouldn't want to have it again.
Levi Collins
Julian Cox
Jose Fisher
Nightborne lips are made to kiss orcish nutsacks.
Nicholas Reed
not a fan of lorefucks firmly drawing lines without really considering the feasibility and realism of it
this makes the world seem very small
Parker Campbell
>that under/side boob
So good
Colton Barnes
>she forgave specifically the orcs that raped her in the book
it genuinely made me feel one of the warmest things I've ever felt
Jackson Cooper
Now you know why they joined the horde.
Nathaniel Watson
Is Tyrande still jobbing to everyone?
Kevin Flores
Freckles are so cute.
Kayden Jackson
>tfw no blood elf paladin wife
Hunter Stewart
Make way for the eternal best girl
Hudson Cruz
She turned heel and is now on her way to become Jaina 2.0. Complete with black eyes and everything.
Josiah Butler
How would you fight this army?
Keep in mind that they're all atleast 7 feet tall and have very strong and agile bodies, far superior senses and hundreds if not thousands of years experience in combat.
Isaac Campbell
I legit can't find it
Hunter Long
The first and greatest empire/civilization ever to grace the surface of Azeroth.
The Highborne master race will return.
Jeremiah Foster
I would serve highborne version of Azshara
Nathan Johnson
That's a Night Elf wearing the bottom half of the Stormwind Guard set with a belt and gloves from the HD version of Mage tier 6 they did in Legion, with Wrynn's Vanguard tabard from WoD, Mage shoulders from Blackrock Foundry, some random green off-hand that looks like a staff, and a sword from Black Temple
Robert Gomez
Night Elves are for _____ _____ ______
Jace Powell
But they're also elves. Sluttyness is in here genes and they haven't seen their men in thousands of years.
Grayson Cox
drop a mana bomb on them
Aiden Myers
why is every other post either a tranny, a dyke, or a cuck? is this what's left of the WoW playerbase after all the normies realised the game is dead?
Samuel Perry
*their
Josiah Morales
Looks like Clover. Maybe they have similar interfaces.
Nicholas Walker
Caleb Cooper
Night elves literally have face tats
Angel Harris
>you will never be a human army medic thay gets send by Jaina to the all-female night elf army as part of an attempt to tighten inter-alliance relations
>you will never be constantly surrounded by 7 feet tall amazon she-elves of different colors, all perfectly toned and defined and gorgeous, who haven’t been with men for millenia, and are all curious about what humans look like
>you will never be the 7 feet yall amazon night elf female that was sent to the all-male human army, constantly surrounded by strong human males who ogle you and all want to breed you
Camden Morris
yes
All is lost, only degenerates still cling to this shitfest to literally get off of it.
Owen Clark
Easton Turner
What the fuck is with this shitty RP pretending Night Elf men are all Druids, let alone pretending Druids are all trapped in the Nightmare?
Noah Edwards
that doesn't look anything like reddit
Xavier Barnes
3rd row from the back, 1st half left . Give it a second try.
Zachary Sullivan
Evan Turner
user, you have no idea how I much I'd like for Blizzard to finally stop making Nelfs job to everyone, get their sit together, militarize their amazonian waifu army and their ferocious bearded chads and, at least, conquer back the whole of Kalimdor.
Gavin Adams
maybe it is like a saucebinder.
Thickens life, if you catch my drift
Caleb Gomez
Leo Peterson
I'm not sure if all males are druids, but warriors (=sentinels) are all women (though blizz' orginal intent was that a Demon Hunter, which includes male nelves, would fall under the Warrior category), priestesses of Elune are all women, and then I'm not sure for rogues and hunters.
Jose Reyes
They got their tree burnt down by some corpse and her catapults, and dozens of their women were taken captives by orcs.
They got their asses kicked so hard. They’re not coming back from this one.
Jeremiah Hughes
Dream dragon is to safeguard the world from dream realm threats.
>Went crazy and died
Magic dragon is to safeguard the world from magical threats.
>Went crazy and died
Earth dragon is to safeguard world from earth related threats.
>Went really crazy and died
Time dragon is to safeguard the timeline.
>Literally fought against the future version of himself that went crazy
Life dragon is to safeguard life in general.
Looks like it is time for someone to go crazy and die.
Joshua Bailey
shove some more proper nouns in there, maybe it will be interesting
Caleb Edwards
No they're not. Night Elf gender roles haven't been a thing since WoW began.
Hunter Foster
cuck posters are the worst
Eli Russell
Easton Morales
No shit sherlock I'm aware, but the point of those autistic enough to argue about the gender roles in nelves refer to warcraft lore
WoW butchered a lot of the lore anyway so it's almost pointless to consider it as part of the lore, even though wc lore was messy
Chase Robinson
why are their water balloons tied to her horns?
Jeremiah Cooper
keep seething
based cuckposters pairing elfs with orcs
Juan Lopez
Connor Cook
bro...
Juan Foster
Night elves generally have air superiority so good luck with that.
Blizzard is really underselling them in WoW, sadly.
Jonathan Moore
she's about to go to the azeroth pool party, biggest even of its kind
Austin Perez
Christian Baker
was there a wow animated short or something?
Tyler Campbell
fuck off, nulore shitter
Noah Long
Y-yes.
Joshua Ramirez
Is that supposed to be Maiev?
Zachary Myers
>"nulore"
>15 years ago
jesus christ you're fucking retarded
Jeremiah Perez
of course they were born, you have to be at least 18 to post here.
Isaac Bell
Are you saying that the same retarded writers that plot-armoured that aforementioned corpse, her totallynotselfinserted and also corpse bodyguard and their forces to do all the absurd shit they have done until now, can't hocus pocus the Night Elves to be in a strong position again?
Nah....
Isaiah Robinson
WoW has had great cutscenes since Cata
Caleb Hughes
absolutely delicious
Ayden Price
>cease to be immortal
>tries to gobble up as many cocks as she can before she dies
>goes crazy
Chase Fisher
you can't even comprehend the idea of a hypothetical you illiterate fuck
Xavier Fisher
daily mating press.
Alexander Robinson
The thing that hurts the most is that they are part of the alliance AND submit to a human king.
And in the end they still got raped by the Horde (even harder than the legion).
Zachary Roberts
Being ignored in favor of superior Draenei women.
Luke Ramirez
Evan Perez
This is a Sentinel.
James Perry
what fat humans?
Chase Morales
FUCK GOD GIVE ME A CUTE DRAENEI WIFE I SWEAR I’LL FIGHT IN YOUR NAME BUT JUST GIVE ME THIS LORD PLEASE
Benjamin Thompson
is this achievable natty?
Luis Long
I'd happily be assimilated into their savage tree hugger religion.
Juan Brooks
Heroic version of the rogue set from Firelands with a belt from Dragon Soul
Season 2 PvP set with a staff from Ulduar
why do you keep posting people with shit transmogs
Luke Sullivan
Luis Powell
Immediate surrender and offer my services as a masseuse. If they kill me anyways, eh I tried my luck.
Aaron Parker
nah it doesn't
Camden Gonzalez
....W-Who San'layn here guys?
Adrian Powell
Steals your gainz
David Hughes
>tfw you will never drink the magic-infused god-making juice that is the lifebinder's breastmilk straight from the tit
Cooper Perry
killed by a mage
Xavier Diaz
>stormwing insignia
Who ever drew this shoud kill himself.
Hudson Scott
Andrew Hughes
cool armor coming through
Hudson Scott
Nothing since the aspects lost their powers
>final patch of cataclysm was 7 (SEVEN) years ago
Kayden Mitchell
Heck yeah bro, let me in so we can praise the light....i mean the blood, or whatever you pray too together.
Evan Adams
An hero myself and get rezed as a death knight, problem solved. Infinite stamina.
Noah Smith
yikes
Colton Barnes
>new player farming SW rep
>kill himself
And this is why the new community is shit
Gavin Carter
I agree their garbage transmog is a fucking mess
Thomas Adams
they aren't
Lucas Rodriguez
I’d honestly fight for the Alliance until my last dying breath, for just one chancr to kiss Tyrande’s midriff
Ryan Richardson
wowhead.com
and because I'm not repeating the fact that it's a mess of a transmog that requires at least level 90
Oliver Smith
Of cource. Here, drink this first though to celebrate our meeting.
Ryder Powell
there's plenty of young and fit elves with cuter midriffs than that old hag you know
Easton Gonzalez
Seriously, tyrande is attractive and all, but that voice just kills it for me.
Juan Turner
close enough
John Cox
should've kept all the WC3 voice actors
Jacob Bell
I'm....protein intolerant and i have to watch my sugar level...
Luke Ward
>tfw Blizzard will never be able to pull off a WoW 2 or even want to considering how much they make off shit like Hearthstone now
>tfw we will never have a WoW with player models as good as HotS
I just want these races to look half as good as the art and other games. All these cool pictures and they look like garbage in-game.
Matthew Davis
I don’t want younger elves. I want to kiss the midriff of the High Priestess herself.
It might have the scars of a thousand battles but I don’t care. I want that one.
Eli Walker
I don't see a problem with my Night Elf
Jaxson Myers
Hunter Morgan
I wish they'd release a single player game that takes place in azeroth pre-shit writing and retconning. Basically TES but in WOW with set classes, including the non-player ones like Spellbreakers, forsaken shadow paladins, scarlet crusader type paladins, etc.
Gavin Gonzalez
>tfw you will never bind your life juice to Alexstrasza's fertile womb
Ryan Peterson
>we will never have WoW2 with a BDO/Bless-tier character creator to make huge fit amazonian night elves or snobby arrogant sexy blood elves
End me
Nolan Butler
I feel like breaking the gender roles some 15 years ago in lore isn't going to change much in a society that lives for tens of thousands of years.
Hudson King
Respect for this user. You have refined taste m8
Nolan Kelly
We will when Activision shuts down Blizzard and sells the rights to some Korean MMO publisher.
Adam Long
I want to impregnate Jaina and then have rough but loving sex with Katherine after
Camden Myers
I usually prefer more exotic skin colors but nice nelf
Justin Nguyen
>they gave her green hair because night elves are FUCKING HIPPIES now.
>also looks like a cow ingame
Luis Diaz
I insist.
Isaac Gomez
there's no use trying to explain something logical to someone who can only reason with what's given to them
Adam Morris
>Pink elf
>Not the sexy creamy lavender
It's hard being one of the few people with patrician taste.
Logan Turner
Sorry user, that's going to be costly. Illidan has gone mad just because Tyrande wouldn't let him kiss her midriff due to her loyalty to Malfurion
Noah Wilson
sauce?
Jace Thomas
el goblina...
Sebastian Sanders
There's plenty of half-naked Night Elf men running around Darkshore, and female Druids like that one that sounds like a redneck Thisalee Crow
Logan Robinson
Can you imagine dude?
Tyrande, sitting on a water pond under the moonlight, wearing a wet see-through tunic that just barely conceals everything. She then stands up, towering over you, commands you to approach and goes “kneel, child” and opens her robes so that you can see her midriff in all its perfection and enough of her boobs to know them perfectly but not enough to be satisfied, and then she orders you to kiss her midriff for the ritual to be complete or something.
Fuck man I need to go take care of something real quick
Adrian Flores
its a shame blizzard ruined her in legion and then killed HotS after they gave the best rendition of her
Jason Rodriguez
Based and redpilled.
My faith in Yea Forums has been restored.
Isaiah Watson
Jaina had a rough life and needs caring, you'd have to spend a great amount of your time with her in bed
Jace Gonzalez
The Scarlet Crusade unironically did little wrong, especially compared to the shit the horde keeps pulling.
Jaxon Torres
I'm going to marry Jaina and start a family with her and spend the rest of my life with her.
Gavin Johnson
Why does Blizzard have to keep destroying everything the Night Elves love
>Cenarius
>World tree
>Yszera
>World tree again
Blake Harris
>why is every other post either a tranny, a dyke, or a cuck?
That's just Yea Forums in general now
Matthew Peterson
Josiah Rogers
yeah, if only they were real
Julian Lopez
Cenarius isn't even dead.
WoW lore is dumb as fuck. Just enjoy the waifus and shut your brain off.
Xavier Clark
>No elongated ears
>No accent
>Ages
>Menstrual cycle
I'd go with an elf or troll every time.
Brayden Perez
This is your waifu before 14 layers of retcons and anime filters
Connor Richardson
Because you love her...
Charles Parker
This is my wife. There are many like her, but this one is mine.
Jack Long
Weren't they introduced in Warcraft 3 when they were all cute?
Ryder Price
They could've made a unique society even uniquer but instead they took the easy route...
Alexander Thomas
>imagine her in bed hunting ferociously for your dick
My god the boner....
Blake Martinez
it's correct
Isaac Kelly
Why are elves always treated as sex slaves
John Rodriguez
not by a blood elf
Aiden Reed
Honestly user, when I fantasize about Tyrande, I forget Malfurion exists.
And then she places her elegant fingers on your chin and slowly rises you to your full height, bends down a little bit and kisses your forehead and sends you off.
I just hope the ritual wouldn’t be disrupted by a man brutally demolishing his dick right afterwards.
Nolan Hill
weebs
Kevin Ross
someone post that half-naked Void Elf male holding the heart of azeroth
Robert Peterson
quit planting knockoff world trees if you want them to quit being destroyed. You fags should've moved back to Hyjal the moment we reclaimed it in Cata.
Landon Torres
why?
William Moore
Not when i'm dead, i won't. the thought of her never being able to be with someone else for the rest of her nearly eternal life will warm me like a blanket when i cross the river of styx.
Jacob Edwards
That’s why you give her lots of babies, so she can remember you through them and the stories she tells them of their daddy.
Brayden Diaz
hot
Julian Ross
The reclusive, telepathic males sound like such a fucking cool concept. Fucked up that they animated the women like a bunch of bimbos for the mmo.
Isaac Lewis
yikes
Angel Stewart
Andrew Cook
What would you prefer, wifing Jaina pre-madness or post?
Bentley Jackson
Night Elves supporting the Alliance is disgusting.
Jason Perry
weebs
Gabriel Ward
Artist is DevilHS.
Tyler Mitchell
New patch comes out next week or the week after, now is a good time. Or wait for 8.2, that patch is supposed to save the expansion
Isaiah Green
because you have zero standards
Ian Nguyen
based and purplepilled
Grayson Jenkins
I love her for her.
Just because magic shocked my wife's hair white and she realized the Horde are monsters incapable of change doesn't make her any less the love of my life.
Camden Flores
Thanks
Leo Martin
why do you want him to drink blood?
Jace Cruz
pre-madness for studying all night long
Hudson Taylor
cringe
Caleb Lopez
Post. Jaina thinking the Horde were somehow capable of being anything more than worthless savages was insufferable.
Nolan Collins
OFFICIAL personal WOW WIFE LIST:
Blood elf wife > Night elf wife = Draenei (lightforged or not) wife > High elf wife > Highborne wife > Nightborne wife > Alexstrasza wife > Void elf wife > Human wife > the rest
Leo Clark
Purge all e*ves!
Logan Watson
are plants growing from their heads?
maybe they thought it was too similar to protoss and scrapped it
Luis Jones
>no dick
i'm disappointed
Jeremiah Smith
She's still like that. Now she's a mary sue who can't do nothing wrong and play the victim while not taking responsability about her (big) mistakes.
David Russell
night elves are members of the alliance
Jack Lewis
yikes, good thing they changed them
William Thompson
no shit
Charles Davis
Yea, which doesn't make any sense at all, except for pvp.
Jacob Foster
makes perfect sense, they've been alliance since the game came out
Ayden Walker
But at least she knows the Horde is full of niggers that are beyond redemption.
Dylan Nelson
Just like Blood Elves on the Horde
It's a game
Jaxson Fisher
I'M COMING FOR YOU, ALLIANCE SCUM
Josiah Jackson
I know but it's just irritating to see people drawing that kind of shit.
Chase Adams
Blood Knights and belf lore in general circa TBC was some of the best stuff WoW ever got, until the end of Sunwell ruined it.
Charles Wilson
why?
Nathan Edwards
Poor Tyrande is alone and neglected. Her husband struggles with a heavy case of Excessive Sleepness that he carries it for millenia.
What will become of poor her I wonder?
Any ideas anons?
Jason Myers
justify bending the knee to Stormwind, where no human came from in aid of Hyjal
Isaac Foster
>makes perfect sense
No, stop being a retard.
Owen Rodriguez
I will be her replacement husband!
Michael Bailey
sauce?
Carson Gutierrez
stop pretending nelfs aren't alliance
Alexander Peterson
Cast your eyes away from this devils, these succubi. We humans need to stick together, these """""females"""" do not deserve your attention, they deserve to be burned on a pyre
Brody Harris
>Blood Elf lore in general circa TBC was some of the best stuff WoW ever got
Evan Price
I never did, learn to read
Benjamin Morales
no one's pretending you mong
Aaron Wood
Blood Elves had some of the most peak aesthetics in this game desu.
Caleb Bennett
How can the Horde even compete?
Ryan Rogers
Scarlet girls don't have dicks.
Best pussy in Azeroth.
Camden Powell
my wife on the right
Gabriel Flores
No way! You'd really make this sacrifice?
Eli Sanchez
Ignoring KT himself, yes. The state of Quel'thalas, the Blood Knight/Farstrider feud, the Blood Knight quests themselves, the elves making the pilgrimage through Outland and eventually discovering the madness of their prince, the assault on QD, it all ramped up really nicely and was fleshed out and interesting right from the start in ways that the game had not seen up until then and stopped doing immediately afterwards in lieu of shitty cutscenes.
Adam Stewart
Disgusting fucking non-humans and race traitors. You'll hang with your "waifus"
Brayden Stewart
Here's another clue for you
Jonathan Wood
Get a load of that traitor!
Brandon Thomas
Isaiah Allen
>and eventually discovering the madness of their prince
This is one of the lowest part of the lore. I don't know how you can ejoy that trash. Or perhaps you didn't play wc3 and had no idea who Kael was.
Owen Thompson
>tfw no elven gf
Camden Rivera
>he doesn't wanna fugg qt elves
Nicholas Ward
I'm glad they ditched this and made WoW full of mommies.
Daniel Walker
Anyone who excuses any bit of TBC """""lore""""" can go fuck themselves
>Completely ruined and killed Kael'thas to the point where all anyone remembers him for is merely a setback memes
>The sunwell is a human girl and Kalecgos is in love with her
>Illidan went crazy too but it's okay we didn't actually kill him apparently
Chase Scott
Yes! It’s time for me to surrender myself to a greater cause. I will perform the ultimate duty and be Tyrande’s husband.
in all seriousness, this is the feel that kills my soul a little bit every day
Sebastian Phillips
your post contradicts with the picture
Noah Turner
Anyone want to RP as Tyrande or Alex for me?
I can promise you something detailed and very fun
Carter Peterson
ok but Auchindoun
Jack Thompson
Ice cold pussy! Also, FUCK BLIZZARD.
Brody Thompson
good taste
while that's true, young jaina was more pure
either way i want to impregnate her, make-out under the stars every night and spend a life together practicing magic
Parker Martinez
WoW player asked for it.
They didn't give a shit about the lore (the majority of it), and loved knaak nu-lore (the guy who self insert into an OC mage who time travel to teach Illidan about magic, defet the legion, save the night elves, and impregnates a windrunner sister as well).
Christian Bailey
either the singularity will give us indistinguishable virtual elven gf, or we will die and have no fw no elven gf
Connor Bennett
>The Renegades of Outlands
>The vengeful Demon Hunters, led by Illidan Stormrage
>The surviving Blood Elves, led by Kael'thas Sunstrider
>The broken Draenei, lead by Akama
>The homeless Naga, led by Lady Vashj
It's obvious why this never came to be, nobody would want to play any other faction.
Blake Wilson
Good god.
Angel Moore
It's Chyna Chase. that picture edited out the tattoo she has on her tit
Ian Davis
I love my wife Jaina.
And she is by no means old just because she has white hair. She's mid/late 30s.
Thomas Allen
I honestly don’t care which one happens, as long as it happens soon. Just make this elfgf-less existence end, one way or another.
Ryder Jones
Grayson Sullivan
Can't promise anything about the quality but I'll give it a go if you post some sort of contact
Andrew Harris
yeah you are
Brody Garcia
I need a Lightforged wife.
Jaxson Anderson
just give the name
Bentley Martin
Testing
Brayden Hernandez
Uhm, those aren't very advertisers-friendly... On behlaf of our Admin Hiro I would kindly ask you to delete these...
Thomas Bailey
>tfw you will never walk eversong woods with your elven wife
Camden Cooper
Do you seriously want to erp with some other fat hairy nerdm
Zachary Lewis
>Live in warcraft universe
>Get drafted by the horde/alliance
>Most likely die in battle if a champion/hero comes along to do some quests that involve taking teeth/ears/skulls from your race to prove they've killed [x] amount.
It'd only be worth it if I could find somehwere quite to live with a qt3.14 nelf
Jordan Nguyen
Bentley Cruz
feels ATROCIOUS man
Oliver Collins
Levi Cooper
Tyrande cuck stuff is the best
Asher Gray
High/Blood/Void Elf women were made for Human husbands.
Xavier Cruz
you are both right. Blood Knight quests and story was cool as shit, but turning Kael into the 50th wow character corrupted by power was peak retardation. They could've done the exact same Belf storyline without Kael going full retard and it still would've been great.
Stealing a Naaru to siphon it's power to cure their magic addiction was great.
Hunter Brooks
not quite
Jaxson Nelson
>you will never walk into your home and hear your elf wife sing the lament of the highborne
>you will never hug her as she cries for her broken people
Christian Gray
Then why is Neltharions humie form not black?
Joseph Rivera
Same desu
John Gonzalez
If that's the case then I wanna LAPR with fat hairy nerds
Gabriel Myers
That one's really amazing, the way she drew her ass, holy fuck
Aiden Gutierrez
I still find it hilarious how Blood Elves apparently "needed" to suck off demons and shit to survive, yet there's still an entire group of High Elves who just... coped and are completely fine to this day.
Parker Foster
Clover
-signed faggot phone poster
Bentley Scott
>t. dwarf
Benjamin Allen
Don't let the tiger scare ya, I love to RP in the WoW universe
Asher Butler
that's because blizz writers are retarded. High elves still existing is one of the worst parts of their lore, and it's just done so alliance fags can look at some pretty elves while questing.
Austin Cook
Thats because they didn't. The vast majority of Blood Elves drew magic from living creatures which is what the High Elves opposed to. (Thats what the belf the TBC intro cinematic is doing). A minority drew off fel, mostly warlocks in their crack dens but most of them got by sapping arcane. The green eyes come from residual fel energy since they used that to power their city. High Elves survived by drawing arcane off magical objects or going cold turkey. This had some adverse effects like the ones in that lodge who got too high off a macguffin and all went withered.
Gavin Walker
High Elves are the ones with common sense
Blood Elves have no reason to be on the Horde. They're better off neutral at best.
Bentley Scott
I just want to save her from getting Theramore'd and then guide her down a gentler path, giving her the redpill without emotionally scarring her forever
Isaiah Smith
>"we need to find a way to survive"
>"how about just don't use magic"
>"ok"
Robert Hughes
Imagine anons.
Imagine a WoW quality sex rpg-like game with its MC (You) wandering Azeroth getting into adventures and earning the favours of every WoW waifu, essentially choosing routes and being able to engage each girl in two ways (either Love or Slave like Four Elements Trainer). Grinding your way in a believable fashion with your reward being sexy and loving time or domination with the waifu of your choice in detailed animated scenes. The whole project can't be 3D for many reasons, but sexy 2D depictions could work as well. It would certainly be a tremendous task that no perosn could do it alone and would need to update constantly.
But Imagine.
Kevin Turner
Pretty based tags to be desu. Have a bit of a problem with bimbofication and cum baths but I enjoy your instant rejections to futa and other degenerate shit.
Still degenerate as fuck though.
Julian Nguyen
Her only job is to literally fuck and give birth.
Oliver Lewis
I don't even have an F-List
Add Mume#3200 on discord if you will
Mason Nelson
>shadman
Liam Thompson
>High elves have common sense
And apparently a total immunity to the crippling mana addiction the rest of their race suffered from. If High elves are such good guys why did they let all their friends and family suffer and end up in a bad enough situation that they felt like joining the horde was a good idea?
Jack Bell
I asked that gal to give me some...
mmm hmmm, mmm hmmm
I asked that gal to give me some...
She says 'wait untill the taters is done
mmm hmmm, mmm hmmm
I couldn't wait till the taters was done...
I couldn't wait till the taters was done,
Threw her on the floor and knocked out some...
mmm hmmm, mmm hmmm
Joseph Davis
The thing about these sorts of games and me is that I’m a vanilla monogamous fuck that would much rather do stuff like or than have a harem of all kinds of elves and draenei, so I’d run out of content instantly.
Cooper Davis
It doesn't really work like that. Without a constant source they were all going insane. Countering a millennia long addiction with "lol just dont tho?" is retarded.
Christian Walker
>High elves still existing is one of the worst parts of their lore
I had no idea they did that. Now i understand where the autism is coming from.
Another part of the lore which is terrible is that to push the "Blood Elves are with Horde now" narrative, they had to make a shitty story explaining how the Night Elves were cunts with the High Elves.
While in wc3 you see Tyrande eager to help them.
Hunter Long
Not using magic? Like a FUCKING PEASANT??
Bitch, please.
Easton Diaz
I don't use discord, sorry
Just create an account to chat with there, takes 10 seconds
David Torres
>And apparently a total immunity to the crippling mana addiction the rest of their race suffered from
They didn't. High Elves just started sapping magic of artifacts. They still felt the addiction. Blood Elves just prioritized their old lifestyles above all else. wow.gamepedia.com
Ryder Myers
>he doesn't know you can just go to the graveyard and res
Jonathan Wright
Tyrande being eager to help them is funny since they later wrote that Night Elves hate all arcane magic users.
Anthony Brown
Because any people, no matter the race, are individuals and don't have to act for anyone but themselves?
The High Elves around today just never left where they lived after Anasterian pulled his kingdom out of the Alliance. They're people, not a hivemind.
Blake Rivera
There were High Elves scattered around nelf settlements in vanilla too. Blood Elves were just forced onto the horde to appease the chinese player base. They didn't make much sense in TBC and they make zero sense now.
Daniel Hall
Blood elves didn't prefer their old lifestyle though, they literally did anything and everything they could to find a new source of magic. Good to know alliance high elves are just as pure white and guilt free in the story as every other alliance race. God forbid they acknowledge that they apparently found a way to fight their mana addiction and didn't reach out to help their family and friends.
Parker Taylor
I love that a former dev had the balls to say "Yeah we added them to the Horde because Chinese and Korean players complained the Horde had no pretty females"
Wyatt King
Good thread.
Aiden Clark
Yea, and it didn't stop them from bowing to some small human kingdom far away, filled with mages.
Btw i saw that the Highbornes are back with the Night Elves now, so this story of "arcane" hate to justify why the NE still hate the BE is even more retarded.
Nicholas Jackson
The alliance can do no wrong and don’t you dare suggest otherwise.
Christian Bennett
There's Blood Elves on the Alliance now anyway.
Hunter Lee
>they literally did anything and everything they could to find a new source of magic.
Yes to retain their comfy lives. Why is this hard to process. They literally started fueling their city with fel to keep bits of it floating. The Blood Elf starter zone has them throwing garden parties for fucks sake. They've always been about scrounging for power in order to keep their pre-scourge magical lifestyle ticking.
Mason Baker
goddamn i fucking hate subhumans
Austin Hill
The same can be said about discord, I just don't like that site. Shame then.
Blake Baker
why is my foot purple
Jason Ortiz
but wasn't she a high elf who got turned undead???? night elves were from a different area of the world entirely
Nathaniel Smith
which former dev said this? link?
Evan Long
Imagine being a blood elf who survived the scourge invasion, watching everyone you know die to undead butchery only to be raised against their will into i-have-no-mouth-and-i-must-scream puppets. Imagine the smell of groaning abominations and meat wagons slinging carcasses.
Now flash forward 20 years, your're happily working for an undead warmonger who does the same shit. Just a few years before that you saluted an Orc supremacist who used your people as canaries to dig up dangerous magical bullshit. And sabotaged your peaceful lives in Dalaran to further his cause.
Blood Elves are retarded
Jose Diaz
Why do WoW girls hit all the right spots so perfectly bros?
Jason Collins
Why would your foot be resting on Tyrande's butt? That's obviously hers
James Kelly
Because I love my Void Elf wife more than anything and would give my life for her.
Eli Walker
I would honor every part of her body.
Aaron Cooper
>a shitload of alliance players like velfs (they are already a big portion of the population)
>the faggots are still begging for helves
lmao I'm glad ion dabbed on them (on stream).
Charles Taylor
They are the ideally balanced result of soulless market research to create the perfect grind encouraging waifus