Well? What is it gonna be?

Two of these aren't even real

Depression, because you can cure it without much trouble, unlike curse, brain damage and real handicap.

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Gee I guess depression. You go with the enemy you know.

depression is hilarious, those millionaire family dudes who off themselves seemingly at random are a joy to behold.

Cursed obviously
Luck is a reddit meme stat anyway

>t. Man internally consumed by envy

Literally the picture in a wheelchair handicapped or just regular me but less strong and dexterous but still can do all actions I can do currently?

what's not to laugh about? nonexistent problem resulting in death?! That is both weird and hilarious

No one would legitimately pick the 2 in the middle unless you were already braindead.

>choose cursed
>go to casino
>bet on red
>have buddy bet 3 times as much on black
>become rich

>nonexistent problem resulting in death?!
If it results in death then maybe it's not nonexistent then huh.

>0 comes out

depression isn't real, I'll go with that

Stop making sense!

It's more like problem perceived from someone else perspective, such as user right there.

your opinion isn't in the majority here. many people in this very thread claim depression doesn't exist outside of some cliche scum culture shit.

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Nothing lucky ever happens to you when you spend 18 hours a day in bed

>your opinion isn't in the majority here
[Source required]

People on this website just dont want to admit they are sad because their lives are already pathetic enough.

>asking for a source on Yea Forums public opinion
Apparently this guy here got all 4 debuffa

Yea Forums, you don't have any childish ideas like "I make decisions!" do you?

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None, why would I pick any of those? I'm just a sad cunt.

Handicap for parking

M-Maybe I do ... w-what of it?

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t. look at me I'm so depressed skunk

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I just laugh at whatever is funny, unwad your panties.

If I pick handicapped, is it just everything below my waist that doesn't work, or do I lose the ability to control my arms, hands, lungs, eating etc too?

Definitely Cursed.

But, anonymous, how can it be that you make decisions? The decision has been made for you. Your decision is not a magical event that takes place within your inviolate soul. Your decision is an electron migrating across a synapse in your brain. We could trace the path of that electron all the way back to the first thing that happened, whether it's the big bang or whatever. It came here on momentum and no magical forces acted on it along the way. Even if there is true randomness involved, that still doesn't restore your agency even slightly.

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>Tfw when you already have curse stacked up 3 times.

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cursed because it doesn't exist

>Your decision is an electron migrating across a synapse in your brain.
My decisions are non-relativistic.

What?

I'll have them all

Why would depression lower INT? If anything it should raise it. Have it lower CON and CHA instead.

>Decisions don't exist
>Decisions exist as a result of electrical activity in the brain
?

>depression reduces int
?

The illusion of a decision exists. In order to tell you that decisions do not really exist, I still have to colloquially refer to them as decisions. It would be more accurate to call them "convergences of prior circumstances"

Anyway, you have avoided my argument, and a good thing, because you can't respond to it.

what if i already have all of these?

brain damage

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Let's talk about the decisions a rock makes then

>cursed
>pariach dog
>10luck
try me nigger, you will die before you reach me

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You hit the jackpot.

sounds like a bunch of jew talk.

which one give +4 to dick

>t. Lazy but """""smart"""""

Depression.
You'll be hung in no time!

Okay friend, feel free to ignore the strong correlation between depression and high IQ

Man, capitalist attempts to make people feel like retards if they haven't pitched into the system are really shameful.

There are many, many people unimaginably smarter than you who lived and died in circumstances you can't possibly understand, accomplishing nothing and going unknown. There are Einsteinian intellects that tended rice fields all their lives. It's statistically a sure thing.

Handicapped, get sweet cash from the gubmint.

the cripple one
downside is that you cant get it up anymore ;^)

Why do SJWs insist in lurking Yea Forums?

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>Depression
>-int
A lot of intelligent and creative people have depression of some kind.
Depression is more like a -5 to Willpower.

I would say to make it more accurate we change the minus to intelligence, since it doesn't matter how smart you are anyways, to constitution since you porbably don't even feel like leaving your fucking bed. Charisma should be left alone since I don't think it has any bearing either, charismatic or not you still hate yourself.

>hahha, how can these rich guys get depressed and kill themselves lol, they are rich, imagine getting upset about trivial shit
>WTF Someone said BotW ISNT the best game ever made?!?! fuck you mother fucker you have ruined my dday !!!!! i will spend the next 2 hours responding to this thread calling u a retard !!!! fucking snoys!!!!!

Then the definition of decision is slightly inaccurate when considering determism retards like you. The act of deciding something still can be observed, even though it's a forgon conclusion.
A person choosing to go to place a instead of place b can still be recognized as a decision by most. Though I agree that your definition is a little better, it's not useful for daily conversation, only useful when talking to armchair philosophers like yourself with your head so far to your ass that you look like a pretzel.

Seeing as I'm already living with the Depression debuff for years now, I'll take that. Seems like the most balanced out one.

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From my last few months I can safely say I have the cursed status