Half Life - wine
Half Life 2 - milk
Half Life - wine
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Yet they both aged like a donkey's ass.
hl1 is still pretty good desu
hl2 gives me motion sickness somehow, never played it for too long because of that
So HL1 tastes like shit whereas HL2 is delicious? ok
Wine is the one alcoholic beverage that's actually designed to taste good by itself you mong.
i want to mix them and then drink the curdling mess
Half life is like a baby left inside a car while the mom went shopping. It had so much potential, but it's dead now
Kirkland vodka tastes better than wine fag
>motion sickness
s.o.y boy
And Half Life 3 is a glad of nothing.
i believe you meant to say whiskey
Half Life 3
Sure. Though Half-Life is cheapest wine you bought from 7/11
>motion sickness
lol
Graphically not true. Turn up 4k in HL2 and you'll see which one of them is more fine wine today.
I actually finished HL2 and the episodes again yesterday. HL2 vanilla can be improved a lot with the valve approved "remaster" mod. The episodes are fine in the default config. All three of them are much better than the zoomer hide-in-a-corner-until-you-magically-heal FPS trash that is today.
The bugbait level and the one where you need to cross the suspended bridge from below with the wind blowing in your ears are especially memorable.
>inb4 30yo boomer memes, even though I start finding them relatable
lmao
There's that new gunplay mod which greatly benefits HL2.
Also, see:
HL2 also gives me motion sickness, only game I've ever played thst does it.
It’s a reference to how they age you zoomer retard.
Ever drink coca cola mixed with milk?
We already knew HL2 was superior OP. You didn't need to make a food reference to prove it
This is correct OP. I don’t know why you felt the need to make this thread though.
I was making a joke. Look at my image again
>motion sickness
You are such a little bitch
I did after Yea Forums tricked me into it. Worst thing I ever tasted.
I actually remember people complaining about HL2 giving them motion sickness back when the game was released. I think people attributed it to limited fov, so you play around with it.
>replay HL1
>have a blast all the way through
>even Residue Processing is not aggravating because it's over in 10 minutes
>replay HL2
>Water Hazard
>Black Mesa East
>Highway 17
>Sandtraps
>Nova Prospekt
>fucking Entanglement
>most of Our Benefactors
>Dark Energy is just more of the same shit
my dad barfed from the air boat levels
I have replayed HL1 countless times while I have no desire to replay 2.
Do the old mods like SMOD even work anymore after Valve fucked shit up with their uneeded updates?
There is no proper unified offline release like for 1 unless you use certain patch level pirate releases which is a dice roll with mods.
I wanted to recap the story after reading some lore. I don't really like mods which alter gameplay, especially on games with already impeccable execution. I'll probably try it in a couple of months.
>Motion sickness
How the hell does a game as fluid and responsive as half life give you motion sickness? Don't give me any FOV crap reasons. I played it on 34in ultrawide monitor literally yesterday while trying different FOV levels and I found myself more in control than in any other "modern" game.
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
is black mesa any good?
Half-Life 2 can still impress, Half-Life cannot. Both are still great and the first game had a bigger impact, but 2 is better and aged far better.
nyet. Played half life 2 last year fort he first time and had more fun than 80% of modern games.
>pic
i get it