Students can see blood now. Isn't this a cool and innovative game

He's been developing this shit for so long that it managed to find an audience, become popular, become a meme, get forgotten, and he's STILL not done.

He should implement a minigame where you headpat yandere chan.

you heard wrong anyone that works as hard as he does deserves a medal (and a break!)

YandereDev is a good boy and he deserves praise that his anime game can push 27 fps on high end systems.

That'll show Mike, that fucking pathetic lowlife. he doesn't have a patreon that gets as much money as me.

>his anime game can push 27 fps on high end systems.
top fucking kek, wow
man if he wasn't such a fag he could of had a fun, niche game but noooo

Fuck off Eva, go ask Barbie to suck your cock.

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Who is Eva? This thread is about YandereDev and Yandere Simulator

Boku.

So that list of if/else statements is even longer now?

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>weeb shit
I mean, did people expect anyone else from this kind of dev? Reminds me of that furry garbage make your own adventure "game" where the hack of a dev also lives with thousands of dollars every month given by whales and not even releasing anything.

I always assumed such a BASIC function of a murder game was in the game seeing as cleaning up blood has been in the game for years now.
He really is a massive hack.

post the Ao Oni one

Dumb rabbit posters, stop sending me emails!

...but in telling the guy this, the guy now knows whatever signal they've been using has been figured out.
He's a fucking retard.

>My enemies are secretly mocking me in my own discord
How long til the schizophrenic breakdown?

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It's pretty sad he gets almost 3k a month for doing nothing

I legitimately forgot this thing or Eva existed until this thread.
Has there been anything interesting in his saga of mental decay, or is it just the same old “stop sending emails”?

Post the code

>my enemies
kek he’s having a schizophrenic break down

What a paranoid nutjob

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Hasn't it now been over two years since Osana was supposed to be out?

This is the thing people always talk about when they mean that.

This is one condition.

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Is anyone surprised he's a nutter? Before I knew anything about YandereSim, the very first time I watched one of his vids, his creepy, breathy voice told me all I needed to know about this freak

Yandere Chan is too cute to be stuck in this shitty development hell.

This is one condition that is checked in every student every frame.

in fact, every student has the code for every other student so every student has to decide which student it is every frame

Whenever I feel self-conscious about my coding, I always know I can look to this gold mine for reassurance.

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>Not keeping yourself motivated by writing code that's going to be a nightmare to maintain in the future.

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Another fun thing, is that the game checks for each easter egg every frame too, and objects on Ayano's person are linked to easter eggs, so because of this, if you turn her deactivate her barcode on the back of her head (for a hitman easter egg, it's always there, under her head), then it activate the falcon punch easter egg's powers, even though you didn't activate it. because the game is constantly checking for the barcode and it being off triggers that power instead of like, anything else.

Remember he bitched about how mean one of the Skullgirl devs was to him for criticized him for his awful code and telling him how it will cause issues in the future? He could have listened to Mike Z and actually try to improve his coding skills but nope, he just got his own circlejerk to praise him for everything instead. Nigga will be left with nothing once people realize he will never finish Yandere Sim or he does finish it and people realize it's an unplayable mess.

Okay fa/g/s, which would be the best way to write this code?

The average E-celeb discord server is like 25% trolls, so a Lolcow's server like his has to be infested tb.h

New Hitman doesn't have NPCs reacting to blood and this one does. Looks like GOTY 2019 confirmed.

Reminder that Eva got cucked by a 15 year old.

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I'm not a professional or anything, but rather than make it run per student per frame.

I'd probably separate each club into their own smaller class that inherits the student class that get a fraction of these checks (So drama club members only check if Yan-chan has a specific personality before turning on the chameleon bonus, rather than all of them, and then have it be a different personality for each club, whatever corresponds), and then run it at the start of the day, and then every time that the player changes their personality type at a mirror.

Unity lets you pause routines for a certain period, rather than checking per frame, you could check every 0.1+ seconds, and you could create a state machine for the AI interaction/reaction.

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As much of a weird egg headed idiot that he is, he could probably find a wife or at least someone to look at him if he didn't have a rancid personality.

He was home schooled after being bullied, he wanted to kill his parents during sleep, at least he managed to have sex with a prostitute.

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Seems like it's just checking for personality types that match well with each club type, so he could just have each Club-class contain a set of associated personality types.
This would effectively boil that beautiful ball of spaghetti into a single line a la:
if (someClub.matchingPersonalityTypes.contains(this.Yandere.Persona))

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What a thoroughly unpleasant person.

Figure it out yourself Yandere Dev

backstory?

The problem is that there are no classes except for the student class (the one that this code is in) or the YandereClass, which is the player.

So this is spaghetti that needs to be refactored to be boiled at all.

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>Eva has preteen nudes on tap

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>Students can see blood now.
Wow! And how long did that take for him to implement?
Reminder that the first rival was supposed to be done by 2017 and not only is she not done yet but there's supposed to be 10 in all.

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he is wearing merch for his own unreleased product.

Is this post supposed to be satirical

Well if that is true, then the problem seems to be that he doesn't understand the basic concepts of object oriented programming.
If that's the case, he might actually just need to put the project to the side for a little while and read the first few chapters of a book for any object oriented programming language until he understands classes, objects and encapsulation.

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is he jewish?

that (((nose)))

I can't believe it. He's incredibly retarded. Holy Jesus

so its been like 6 or 7 years right, has this idiot even released the first boss yet?

Jesus fuck is he aware code is meant to be readable

He doesn't have time to code, he spends 13 hours a day responding to emails.

is this a thread for games that will never release?

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>what are switch statements

Maybe another month or two of doing other miscellaneous features and then he can finally begin work on the first boss. He said he's very close to starting it though.

post best of Yanderedev
youtube.com/watch?v=yuB4OjDKoD8

This is going to end with Eva playing Yandere Sim in real life, isn't it?

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But he releases content every 3rd month or so.

Reminder

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Reminder that he hired a developer to refactor his shitty code then fired him shortly afterwards because he couldn't understand the refactored code.

how long until he comes out as a tranny

How does a person manage to end up like yanderedev? Like holy shit I know some people who are a mistake but this is a new level.

he's not wrong

>go to reddit
>everyone is delusional
water is wet

I think this is actually a scam now. Eva probably realised he can get by on donations better than the money from people who will buy the game, or he's just lazy and doesn't want to finish it.

both

imagine trying to market a game to the 4th channel and then being hurt when people are assholes to you.

whoever asked for an 'anti-sjw' game? just make the game you want and make it well, don't ask retards on the internet for help unless you want retard help

the reason he's still making money is because like a hundred or so people are big donator's, most people either just give him a dollar or stopped donating all together

>2016
he had a chance back then and squandered it, now everyone hates him like Dobson

Someone should report him to the fbi for cp. I can almost guarantee he has plenty.

>You can now trick students into taking a box cutter out of a box
TECHNOLOGY

So what he really means is
>Go to Reddit
>It's yet another circle jerk as always and epic karma
>To to Anime Expo
>Get to touch underage girls
>Go to Yea Forums
>Cry it's not a circle jerk, everybody knows what a scum fuck I am and hates me for the shit I did in the past

People didn't want him to sacrifice the original vision of the game for the sake of satiating weird fuckers who want a "less sexy" game about murdering teeangers. Not quite the same thing as styling on the Snowflakes epic style.

That's possibly more people than would actually pay for the game, and they only pay once.

I'm inclined to believe that it has more to to do with Eva's combination of narcissism and incompetence than it does with him actually trying to scam people. If he just wanted to make money he could have just hired one or two programmers to do all of the work for a fraction of his donations while he kept his position as Idea Guy. That way he would be able to make progress to make the game seem more legitimate even he stalled for eternity on feature creep. But he didn't do that; in fact he tried that and completely rejected that path. Everything about his history and the way he's developing the game points to some odd fixation with being the lone genius who deserves all of the game's recognition.

>saved this image in 2014
It has been 4 fucking years and he barely made anything.

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>yanderedev
yikes

>go to his comment section on youtube
>hundreds of retards supporting him
>ever after 6 or 7 years
What the fuck dude

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How do they take the box cutter out of the box without the box cutter?

Hm?

>switch statements amirite?
Alright I'll bite, just because I know that half of the thread unironically thought the same dumb fucking thing.
Explain how you would apply a switch statement and what problem you would be solving by doing so, or fuck off back to your pretentious circlejerk of youtube drama channels with the rest of the pretentious twelve-year-old codelets.

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What process would I need to go through to make this game and finish it before he does?
Of course, It'd have to have a different name, though I'm unsure if he even copyrighted it.

Fuck off eva. We're not doing your homework for you faggot.

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I think others have already done this for 24/48 hour coding challenges.

Just learn Java and steal his art. You could do it in half a year.

Tell me how exactly that would change anything for this shit heap of a boolean. It would be the exact same thing.

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then where's the fucking game you lying sack of shit

Maybe someone cut the box with the boxcutter to put the boxcutter in the box so that someone else could unbox the boxcutter?

Are Hitman games mod friendly?

Nah... That's too obvious. I think he'd try to cover his autistic butthurt, at least.

>gets called out for somehow being dumber than the spaghetti code maestro himself
>g-go away eva!
Like clockwork.

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I imagine they are something like
>We'll have better third party support
>It won't be a WiiU 2
>The online will be worth paying for

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I get your joke, but it isn't very funny.
Great image though, always a treat.

Wasn't there a chink clone of yanderesim?

Anyone have the video of YandereDev throwing his controller and raging after playing Cuphead?

Welp, I tried. Just like eva.

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The look has been like that from the start, its the AI and other shit the guy can't code.

them not knowing what a switch statement makes them a target of ridicule, not questions.

youtube.com/watch?v=UyQOc092c88

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???

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Why actually make shit when people still pay you 3k+ per month

What am I looking at here?

Have another go at that sentence

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Glory

Any sane person would work hard because his reputation is on the line.
The money won't last forever and if he spends 10 years without achieving anything he probably won't be able to find a new job

I don't know code, is that last deck shuffle on the left actually good or is he just taking the piss?

>4 years
user, it's 2019.

No, it's a fucking mess

youtu.be/L5kGyFuM-bc
>the fucking comments

>Those comments
Cringy as fuck. This is the mentality of the people who think this game will actually come out and it's just huge scam to make money forever.
Fucking gullible.

I honestly forgot about this game. Did some light googling and jesus christ the the amount of shit surrounding it. Also the dude needs to work smarter, not harder.

You know the only comments that show up are the ones he approves of right?

>Being a slut is the worst of all crimes
What the actual fuck?

NO ITS NOT

A game like this would be difficult to make for a *team* of professional developers. If you honestly thought that 1 guy with no real world game dev experience would be able to pull it off then you are way more mentally ill than the Yanderedev himself.

user, it hasn't been five years until the month and day has been reached

>consensual casual sex is worse than child rape

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Holy shit
Where can i find more?

Bait or not

Rape is only half as bad because one of them is innocent while consensual is the sum of both evils

Belle Delphine

store.steampowered.com/app/764230/Shoujo_City/

>Yandere Simulator has been in development longer than RE2make
do you think it'll be worth the wait?

>IO Interactive released two Hitman games since Yandere Simulator was announced

>Shenmue III is going to get finished sooner than Osana

Every time I come to these threads the same thing happens, someone posts his retarded spaghetti code and another person suggests a retarded solution to his spaghetti code.
Codelets, the fucking lot of you.

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So what will be finished first, this game or the FFVII remake?

>Chris chan of game """developing"""
One of the few people that make even me feel good about myself.

DAMN DIRTY GREMLINS GET OUT OF MY THREAD

stop samefagging you autist

fucking almost anything
And no, fags, a switch statement wouldn't do shit here.

The incredibly massive if statement doesn't just stem from one problem but the fact that he didn't organize his code properly.
Coroutines, state machines, separate into different classes, Invoke.

This code hurts my brian

>only the last one is a (you)
Now you're part of that illustrious group as well.

A (big enough) switch statement generates a switch instruction with a jump table that allows instant access. If you use if-else the program must go through all options in the worst case.

Can anyone post the pastebin with the chat? I need some good keks

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Watch the Yandere Dev documentary if you haven't

Meanwhile, pic related is being made by one guy taking advice from Yea Forums and /vg/ threads, successfully kickstarted his game in 6 hours, a full cast of voice actors and a composer, and already has a full story mode and rougelike mode completed

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Making video games out of spite with no education in coding and no interest to get better at coding or even learn elementary shit about it is the biggest joke yanderedev has ever made.

Fuck, I pretty much have the same hair as him

I read the Elliot Rodgers manifest and some rare times I take a look at /r9k/, and I guess I never saw something so absurd as this.

Yeah, when did he accomplish the spoilered part? He still seems like a depressed faggot to me

Reminder that he makes less than $35k a year BEFORE taxes

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Who is this alphachad coder that told Eva the truth?

Guy watches too much anime. He's mentally ill and every day is a struggle

Mike Z, of Skullgirls fame

Boy that's went down a lot in the last year.
But this doesn't include youtube or twitch income, so he's fine.

Well to be fair RB is working off a proven concept.

Didn't know there was a documentary. Are you baiting me?

Ywah i was surprised, this is my scrrenshot from Feb 22, he lost over $1k yearly income in the last two weeks

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youtube.com/watch?v=u5hWk8pWzfA
there's this one for a 2 hour long autism documentary about dev's failure
youtube.com/watch?v=vIUOxN1wbwY
there's this for a short experience

I see, I'll watch that shit later
Danke, Herr Doktor

>copies and pastes from stackoverflow
>still manages to show everyone just how little he understands the topic
A switch statement would be a pants on head retarded way of implementing what is shown in

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Did something in particular happen with him in 2018? He plateaued for a long time before this fairly sudden dropoff; if this was just regular attrition you'd expect a much gentler slope.

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Honestly kind of disappointed this game probably wont get anywhere. The idea wasnt half bad.

Good ideas are a dime a dozen. People actually willing to follow through on those ideas are the limiting factor.

Has anyone actually tried to make a better game than him?

Good point.

The idea was literally made up by a Yea Forums user, Eva came here with nothing and the entire project was designed around 'making Yea Forumss idea'.

He released more videos about 'drama' which prompted YanSim YouTubers to mention it in their videos, to brush it aside and say it's fine, but I guess him making that video did more harm than good.

Dev really things people are out to get him, which is why he's so quick to bring up drama and talk about. He actually thinks he's at risk, but he just kinda Streisand effected his critics by calling them all names and not really talking about it, so people looked around, saw these documentaries, and screen caps of his behaviors, and decided to jump ship maybe.

they're usually done out of spite of Him, so they never go anywhere because the people who try and do it are just as unimpressive and boring as he is, but yes. The two projects happening right now are Watashi no Mono, and ProjectRY.

they try to come around every month or two to tell people how they're doing.

>Underage girl decided to create a channel archiving every shit Eva streamed.
>Some channels decided to search more about Eva's past
>This Documentary >
>2 new Yandere Sims are in development, they already on the same level of Eva's Yandere Sim.
>GREMLINS

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youtube.com/watch?v=doChdicHXRQ

>eceleb shit

Kys

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Maybe if you guys would stop sending him emails he could finish his game...

Eva has always been a whiny faggot, even when he was posting his stream all over Yea Forums in 2007.
He hasnt changed at all.

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He's paranoid because he's afraid of getting caught. He doesnt know how to work on his game or learn, and every day is him spending 10+ hours in front of the same computer meandering and distracting himself to no effect, and each deadline is a death sentence where he procrastinates and procrastinatws to muster up an excuse that will hopefully save his was. Remember when you were failing in school, and it was basically your fault, but you had promised everyone you were working hard, and you cant tell them you fucked up, so you basically become schizophrenic and live a lie? Thats whats going on here.

youtu.be/dxa6FM9E1jI
>I'm a cute little girl
>Don't judge me based on my past
>Judge me based on recent events

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You're not fooling anyone when you spam threads about your shit game for weeks like every three months.

I am merely a fan of the Yandere Simulator Video game being developed by YandereDev.

And then he took out all the material that triggered SJWs like the panty shot collecting and trading with the phone person or whatever
the different panties that gave you different abilities too

Those are still there, they're just terrible and not really that useful

>gets told
>NO YOU'RE WRONG

most of his art is from the asset store anyway, he main character is literally a store bought asset so he couldn't even sue you if you used it.
I have no idea how to make games but it'd be great just to watch someone beat him to the finish line, just make sure you don't feature creep the shit out of it and get help if you need it, a big problem with him is he refuses to let anyone else share credit so he does it all on his own.

sadly not but yeah hitman with an anime coat of paint would be massively successful

I feel bad for that last one. Sounds like they probably had life stuff going on. Third one is glorious though. Textbook blonde joke.

guys the important question here is how do we scam people by making a shitty game and getting lottsa patreon money

>Have a plan
>Understand what type of game you want
>Scale project
>Implement tools
>Implement features
>Test features
>Develop game
>Test game
>Release

thats some classic internet retard logic, shit you'd hear here in like 2006

So what, is the target actually in the fucking game
Every time I make a project for uni, I fear that I will end up making something like that crap and it will be too late or too hard to refactor everything

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Uzaki chan is unironically pure

Fetishes.
>pick some sandbox gameplay
>add some fetish
>???
>Profit
Just look at CoC dev and summertime saga.

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Just latch onto an idea that people online think is compelling and then develop some basic ass shit to show off, then once people start hopping on your patreon through hype just keep up the facade that your making something until people get wise or get sick of waiting
the more initial hype you manage to generate the better though and all the classic internet meme ideas have already been cashed in on so you'll need to bide your time for a new one

Truly the most scary shit interviews must be for the average scrub

Average programmer can easily pass those tests, they filter non-programmers.

His core fanbase of cocksuckers all realized he was a faggot when he lost his mind on the subreddit. They straight up banned him and now its a glorified lolcow sub

An observable

so is this shit, it's just hitman with anime girls

Villians who were right

Oh no. There are just mods and shit that put her in.

Link?

I'm shocked this hasn't been done on Yea Forums yet

He bought the subreddit that had to most people on it that often criticised him and now it's locked down like a prison.

>XCOM gameplay
>Dungeon slave manager
>Capture aliens and convert to your faction
I want to play one.

The only reason why I don't to work on one, its because the stigma of having sex-related content in your name.

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Honestly when you imagine that people like him make up a sizeable percentage of posters on Yea Forums, the board starts to make a lot more sense.

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Pull a >shadman and use a pseudonym

>people forget what modulos are
Honestly I forget myself about them, but I've only been doing under a year of programming

>somehow sees a bunch of if-statements where there are none
>a switch statement would still be a nightmare to maintain
>it wouldn't be faster than
You should've spent more than 15 minutes reading your html tutorials before posting

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He's essentially an idea guy who's also a Yea Forumstard, pretty poor combination

I didn't know there was an Ao Oni version, but I just made it.

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You can but reddits?

Hey anons, what are the best resources to learn how to write better algorithms

I used them recently in a small project and on the game I'm making.

Been gone for a few years. Has he finished Osana yet?

So its
>Souless
>Soul
>Overfilled with soul.

BASED

Outside of doing fizzbuzz like stuff, what else can they be used for in other sort of projects

Pseudonym will work up to a certain point, the problem is not the community, the problem are the cc companies and my country tax system.

>DCS
delet

youtu.be/dlrjDvS7wxo

This guy has gang stalking syndrome.

To improve the fps in my game, I stored sine and cosine values in a array of float, [0-259], and to find the value of sine/cosine I use the angle of an object, but, after 259 there is nothing, so I use sine[angle % 360].

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You don't need a switch statement for that spaghetti. It can all be done with just a single if statement that checks just 1 think.

so, a lookup table ?

Yes.

That's pretty cool

>How would YOU handle it?
By getting off the fucking internet.