So long

>that one guy
>we kept targeting each other more often than not
>went hard in on each other even during fights with our team around
>he was a huge motherfucker with a robot t-rex head that transformed

I miss Transformers Fall of Cybertron multiplayer when it was at it's peak.

Only had this once back when I still played League of Legends.

>Play support. My carry picks Grave so I go Leona
>For whatever reason, we just clicked with each other, everytime one of us was about to dive and go in, the other was just ready for it
>Get gets 10 kills in almost as many minutes, the lane is a complete curbstomp
>Tell Graves Im going to go help another lane because he's doing fine
>"k"
>go to top lane who's losing while Graves keep styling on those poor fucks
>he only dies once because mid and the jungler went down to 4v1 him, he still gets a triple kill before dying
>I end up salvaging top lane and going back down, we end up carrying the rest of the game

Never saw him again after that. Godspeed you mad fucker.

>When you forget you started a match and end up afk, but join in for the closing minutes and pull off a win for your team who all cheer you on despite being a fraud

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>team is trash, having to push by myself
>in a losing fight with a demo when I suddenly get +150hp
>a med who just joined arrowed me from across the map
>he's got vaccinator and pockets me
>blocks everything with perfect timing
>smacks spies sneaking up behind me
>I'm literally untouchable for the rest of the game
thanks bro

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>When you call the kid a nigger as your basic insult but he turns out to be an actual nigger who think they made the pyramid and whites kept them down and he chimps out for 15 minutes

I'm not used to deal with niggers, are tgey all like this?

>GTA Online
>Bombing the fuck out of a Stand Your Ground area with my slow bomber plane
>Fighter jet guy suddenly comes in and wants to take part in it
>I go into passive mode since I don't want to be blown to bits by him
>Jet guy shoots me a friendly invite to his organization group
>accept
>We're now both straight bombing the fuck out of that area
Like tears in the rain, Scoob.

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if its on steam you see him in the „recently played with“ list

I had an experience like this and we played games because we had similar tastes.
I then found out he smoked pot because he bragged about it and i havent contacted him since then.
Hes still on my friends list.

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Due to Democrats lying to them since birth, yes

I wish I could live in THE ZONE™

David Marino are you out here? I wanna kill people with a BTR on top of a hangar again sometime

This thing barely even work properly.

>driving home on the freeway
>laser starts chasing me in the sky and shooting at me
>go passive and continue drive
>he texts me and calls me a pussy
>text back and say I was just going home plus he's in a jet
>couple minutes later get text back from him
>"Oh yeah, sorry."

Weird.

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Been in so many goddamn games like this
Idk what's more fun, when you're both actively avoiding each other and trying to kill each other's team faster than the other guy is killing yours, or when you just repeatedly go head to head

>2 faggots arguing
>pick a random side and start making up shit about someone (you're shit m8, you teamkilled me twice and give up X objective etc.)
>they're desperately trying to maintain two sets of arguments while a third random joins in to call him shit

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>guy whines about team losing
>intentionally feed in a subtle way to make us lose faster
>guy switches to other team
>play like normal and listen to him rage on their end

>playing team-games

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>playing Siege casual
>dont even know the map really
>pull of huge flank on accident
>1v5 ace the enemy team
>2 friend requests
stop it i'm as much of a shitter as you I just got lucky one round

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>when your randoms are always fucking terrible so you adapt to a solo playstyle that doesn't fulfill a multiplayer thrill
fucking hell, I never just catch a break. Im always isolated from everyone else IRL or vidya. Fuck

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>brb man, heard a noise downstairs. Think it’s my bro planking me.
>last online: 312 days ago

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>playing online

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>your team uses taunts
>you still teebag the enemy

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>playing CS1.6
>somehow entire team dies, they only managed to kill one guy
>I manage to get the bomb, plant the bomb and kill entire enemy team alone
>nobody cared

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I want to fuck that fox

>Playing Overwatch on Hollywood
>D.Va main
>defending
>get her ult and pop it in the old west area
>get a team kill
>POTG
>shows me popping it and then going to hide
Pretty sure this was after they made it so it doesn't kill D.Va but it was habit at that point. So the POTG was weak as fuck.

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Find a woman, and you can!

This is why I always went medic in TFC/TF2, so I can empower babies to wet themselves on the other team. Sometimes I'd go Engineer/Demo if they were ages 12 and up. If I had to switch to Scout/Soldier, shit was not right. Slight lie, I went Combat Medic to poison the other team, it was quicker

>playing competitively
>not really the best pro player at the game but play competently
>stuck in a loop of very good games and very bad games
>get "that game" where i'm top of the board with great KD
>whole team below me is failing to kill at least one person a round 75% of the time
>think "it's a bad sign if i can make it to the top"
>the match relies on me
hate it.
i'm from the west coast and the worst is playing late at night, i'm getting matched with mexicans, and they have no tact
>above situation happens
>team has mics but won't use them or respond to me asking why they won't talk
>if i'm carrying them and i die they start shittalking me every other round it happens
fuck playing with mexicans

>a Jedi charges at me, lightsaber swinging
>little does he know I have cortosis and hull 3
>shoot him dead
>this happens upwards to 5 times
Meatbags eliminated!

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I did this as Fuze w/ shield.

I'm an atheist but even I consider the possibility of having a deity on my side that round.

Why did they have to ruin 3's perfect finale with a 4th movie, other than $$$

>Make a great team with someone online
>Add eachother as friends
>never team up with them again
I blame my social anxiety that makes me nervous to start a conversation

Simply epic ;D
Now imagine GREGOR on your team xD (Only oldf*gs will get this ^^)

I will forever hate Disney for not concluding the series at 3...