What games let me be like Steve Irwin?

Why can't people be like Steve Irwin?

Dark Souls

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It's illegal now to be that free.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

Has does a stingray kill you?

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>has does

real life

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It inserts its barbedwang into your penis.

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Afrika

crikey

this is a blue board you sick fuck

FINAL FANTASY VIII

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monster hunter

>super shame

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so who is this dude? did he really annoy animals? please explain

Far Cry 3

>atheist casket

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Man vs wild, the videogame is about as close as you're gonna get.

SHOT TROUGH THE HEART

MGSV

>not wanting to play as grizzly man

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I thought they just stung you like a bee. Did one ram a spike through his heart or did a direct shot of neurotoxin near his heart kill him?

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holy shit. steve is the ultimate zoomer filter
kill yourself faggot

ark survival. you can tame prehistoric animals and ride them around. each one has a unique ability but the shitty part is that its grindy and sometimes taming one thing can take hours so basically go fuck yourself

>hating your dead son so much that you bury him with a nigger Mario and post him all over social media to get likes

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Morrowind
wrestle escaped slave lizards in an unforgiving swamp

Yeah
The guy was always harassing animals so that they would bite him and shit. One time a stingray got enough of his shit and stabbed him in his heart.
NPCs now glorify the guy for irl upvotes from society

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He literally got stabbed through the heart, very unlucky

just look him up on youtube
he did nature shows and animal conservation work

what would compel you to post something like this user

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had no idea they could puncture like a knife.

You know fucking nothing. Fuck you.
I hope you get a barb though the heart.

australia is not the whole fucking world you stupid faggot

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Steve Irwin was massively popular in the US (the whole world)

Mad as fuck aussie detected
Get back to your kangaroo wife faggot

steve was a worldwide phenomenon. you are very obviously underage if you don't know about him.

I live on the other side of the world and I know the guy, and his death was worldwide news. Way to out yourself zoomer.

DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY WIFE THAT WAY.

For a moment I was under the idea they were Mexicans as they do this kind of shit. Source: I am Mexican myself.

NES´Jaws. Stingrays can kill you.

>Objective: Survive

I'm from Panama and I know him. And I know for a fact my fellow spics from the other countries in the region know him too.
I don't want to be a nigger to you user, but I think you're just young.

so this is the power of aging

Christ you must be no older than 15

I'm 31 and some literally who cringe faggot isn't the whole world you retarded autists

nice made up age
maybe would have been more believable if you had said anywhere in the late 20s

I don't believe you. Post birth certificate and at least one other form of corroborating ID

kek

Bayou Billy NES

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>tfw thats my fucking name
I hate my life

>being proud of being ignorant
I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume life feels difficult for you, even simple tasks.

Putting your age backwards doesn't make you clever.

Man how the fuck do you not know him? I can't believe it. I could take a bus from my country to Mexico, and ask on each stop along the way to anyone that looks remotely beyong legal age who the Crocodile Hunter is and they'd know.
I'm dumbfounded.

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This guy is super popular in NZ same with home and away

I'm gonna play devil advocate and say that, despite his ignorance, there were very little effort to correct it.
Granted he could've googled it just himself but pointing and mocking his retardry isn't any better than him shitting himself about it.

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Nice try but everyone over the age of like 22 knows where they were when Steve Irwin died

I meant Alf from home and away

youtube.com/watch?v=v401YR0YmXg

Not him but I literally never heard of him prior to this thread.
For what it's worth, I didn't grew up with television, I had access to it but I simply never cared about it much and its celebrities except for cartoons and once I became a teen I spent even less time on it, so maybe that played a part.

Yeah, but how many by a stingray or stingray like creature?

Pokemon

I'm not a TV retard who sucks up everything
steve irwin was not important
I'm not interested in drama shows or their actors
>you don't know this stupid faggot who does this stupìd shit? omg ignorant
lmao

Steve Irwin was a great man and helped in animal conservation a lot. He also helped inspire many growing children world over with his passion of animals.
Its cool if you didnt know about him, but if you are aged 20+ chances are those around you would have known about him or you would have at least heard of him
Also fuck his wife for what she ended up doing after he died. She is a cunt

What did she do?

this thread told me that se just abused animals
there is a difference between abusing animals and caring for them, and that's a thing I'm actually interested
turns out the media is droping a lot of shit so I don't know who to believe

I'm just sad for you user. Is this really the right attitude? At least go, "well I dunno, can't be helped" instead of full sperg mode.

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She basically forced her children who at time were like 8 and 4 or something, to do tv shows and whatnot justbso she could retain her status as a minor celebrity who only got that by marrying Steve Irwin
You can also notice how she really didnt seem to care much about what Steve did before and after his death

stop acting like a good boy, and look the reactions I got when I asked nicely

>Putting your kid in that absolute hellish and corrupted industry

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Oh well true, I only began replying when you lashed out. Good thing this site is anonymous and this'll all be gone soon.
Especially for being off-topic.

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How can one person be so wrong about so many things in one post. The children have been on tv since almost when they were born. Steve and his wife both loved animals all their life and she was working with them before she met Steve, but good try shitposter.

If it helps, I've heard the boy's a natural at being like Irwin. He'll probably be a decent successor from what I've heard.

Could you please delete this post?

His daughter is almost of legal age now. Jesus time flies fast. She is even part of a conservationist brigade or something

>National Geographic is not international

well he was a part of the Irwin family who owns and operates the Australian Zoo

I heard it was a giant one - like 6 feet wide or something. The beast was carrying a literal dagger.

underrated

It actually been a big source of discussion here in australia at times about what she did after Steves death

Don't open

I warned you

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Crikey, look at you. You're a handsome penguin aren't you? Say come with me fella. Someone's been waiting a long time for you. She's going to be so happy to finally meet you.

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Shut up SHUT UP

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Is this some secret virus in this picture or something? Like that japanese man eating a donut thing?

It's a fucking rock.

Subnautica

They have a detachable barb on their tail, hence "Sting Ray"

No. It's a picture of true love and tragedy.

STOP

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WAHOOOOOOOOO

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bro...

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I sympathize with that penguin entirely too much.

Not cool user.

STOP

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It's something the country of Ghana is actually pretty well known for.

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She's 20 now.

Look up Grape-kun, a man denied his waifu

He was stabbed through the heart but a lot of medical experts say he might have lived had he not removed the stinger.

youtube.com/watch?v=zRQNFdh7Z34

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Habitat of an infamous penguin at a Japanese Zoo who fell in love with a cardboard cut out of a penguin themed anime girl after his former mate rejected him. He died recently.

>Here lies Code Monkey