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Agrabah from KH since i could acquire Genies lamp & wish for infinite Wishes
That's not how it works faggot
Eve online I think, I doubt I'd be a capsuleer but it seems like prime space opera/cyberpunk stuff. I'd try to get a job on a freighter or something and help mine in nullsec.
Yes it does, the movies don't apply exactly to the game worlds
Animal crossing so I can fuck Yea Forums's waifu.
GTAOnline
Flying DeLoreans, Submersible Ferraris, The Mach 5, Jetpacks police don't give a fuck about selling or doing drugs.
Majora's Mask to see if the myth is true
Maybe WOTLK era WoW, start as a level 1 warrior or something. Ratchet and Clank would be pretty cool too.
Senran Kagura. I want to meet Murasaki and be the prince she wants and live happily together until Shin kills everybody
Go to Tales of Berseria world, find Velvet at age 16, and hug her
Which one(s)?
Starfox for sure
is there a decent amount of wolfxisabelle r34?
Yes
pokemon to fuck pokegirl and pokemon
My modded Sims 4 neighborhood, then proceed to fuck all the milf, loli and trap sluts I made.
Taimanin Asagi
Diablo II, to Andariel
>visit
i'm going to go to my house in oblivion and i'm never fucking coming back.
Thing about game workds is that they are designed for conflict and danger, which is entertaining as a player but not as a resident. I would pick Pokemon because it's depicted as peaceful and prosperous.
Dark Souls :^)
Wowdy Wowcraft, Of course :)
mmm...
this
you get to go on adventures with your pokebuddies or pokefuckbuddies and even make money doing so, and every girl is beyond fuckable
Nice knowing you fags.
>every girl is beyond fuckable
so is every pokemon
artificial academy 2 i guess
Warcraft. Become a wizard and get all the elf,troll,draenei, and orc poosai.
Probably Fallout 4, because I know I can become immortal.
legitimately an awful choice
Minecraft, I would probably live the rest of my life there too
minecraft :))
Sims for very easy pussy. Even with the most obnoxious character build you can get a banging wife in an afternoon.
monster girl quest
>huge chance of horrible death by succ / vore / angel / chaos creature etc
>astronomically low chance of getting any kind of good end there like getting a kitsune wife or something
Why.mpeg
Do you like Horny Bunnies?
probs Rapelay
persona so i can get some bonds
my real body is broken and i feel constant pain
i just want to die a pleasurable death
Story of Seasons or a Harvest Moon game
Died here
FFXIV, but really only if I become my Miqo'te girl.
Silent Hill so I can see what hellscape it would create for me
All of my favorite porn flash games so I can either fuck someone or live the rest of my days as a sex slave to a horny but dick futa
There it is
pokemon
even if you don't become a pokemon trainer, they have so many applications that would make life a luxury
Have you ever played AA2 as a lowest social stat, bad with girls character?
I want to say I'd go to Runeterra from League of Legends, but only if I can be the OC I created for that world. If I'm stuck as the same autistic rube that I am in real life I'd probably end up getting killed as soon as I showed up.
If I'm stuck being regular me in whatever world I'm in I'd just go to one of my modded Artificial Academy 2 files and kidnap one of the girls I know has the exploitable trait on her way home from school, rape her until I'm exhausted, then let her go and tell her not to tell anyone. I'd do this everyday.
Xenoblade X. I just want to explore and talk to cool aliens all day.
I’d go to KH so I could wield a key blade and fight heartless. I totally wouldn’t die to the first monster haha :(
>your whole world is school and your room at home
Fuck that.
This only I just want to fuck Braixen
ultima online
Persona 5.
pokemon for wholesome reasons
>via 9gag.com
faggot
Sky pirates, assemble!
Touhou because there's 2 possibilities
>get to live a simple life in the human village, maybe find a faith to follow at one of the shrines or temples
>or get eaten alive by any of the many monsters that look like little girls
It's a win-win
That's not how it works. You get to be in the extended world of the game, you wouldn't be limited to just areas present in the game. If you chose Skyrim you'd be free to visit Morrowind without hitting any invisible walls, for example.
My autism's won't stop the rape train, bau5.
We all know whats going on. No-one talks about it but they know.
What happens if you pick Artificial Academy and you're an adult?
You get this!
>unzips dick, whips out pants
Japanifornia.
WoW so I can fuck some purple night elf pussy
You get to learn the address of the school you made and learn the route one of the girls takes home from school. Then you get to kidnap her a do stuff to her. Be sure to do it to one of the girls you made Exploitable so she doesn't tell anyone.
Do you enter the world before, during or after the events of the game? That makes a huge difference.
The Longest Journey or Myst
Based user dabbing on Isabellefags
>wanting to live in a country where 70% of crime is murders.
so what exactly was the story behind this?
Unironically i would go to Bloodborn
I assume I'm just me in this other game world, so probably Pokemon, because it seems pretty safe and pleasant. Plus having a team of pokemon helpers seems pretty appealing.
>Get infected by cursed blood because it's the only medicine they use. They also drink it like wine.
>Turn into a monster on the night of the hunt, or get killed by monsters, or get killed by hunters.
WHY
Sounds pretty based desu senpai
the world of taimanin
The moon dungeon in that game was cool as hell
YOU
ARE NOT WANTED HERE
AWAY
AWAY
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
This.
Specifically Goldshire on Moonguard
Kamidori Alchemy Meister
cdda so that way I can spear zombies and get mushrooms growing on my arms before I kill myself from the pain
The one where you can fuck little girls and kill niggers.
Starsector. I'd be a comfy asteroid miner and eventually start a colony of my own
Hope you're prepared to lose your face
Lucid dreaming
You can feel up girls when lucid dreaming. It's not very satisfying though. You can't feel shit
The lewdest Jrpg there is: just grind your troubles and pleasure.
who are you gonna be bro ill be yukikaze's daughter
Elona
The candle that burns brightest burns shortest.
Im not a furry but-
Disgaea, Mana Khemia or Rune Factory
This is just wrong. Once you know how sex feels, you'll forever be able to simulate it realistically in your dreams. The people that always say lucid dreaming isn't realistic are always the ones that barely dip into it and lose interest. Hell, feel the inside of your cheeks a bunch, they're similar to a vagina, focus on that. You're brain can create an entire scene out of your imagination, a warm wet hole isn't shit.
Fallout:New Vegas maybe the pony version
Unironically this, I would love exploring the world and deciphering ancient histories and secrets.
Being a knight would be cool too I guess.
Super Deepthroat
the one that lets me be happy
HoneySelect
Probably some hentai game
I just got Trio of Towns and it's such a comfy game. Iluka is best girl.
Whichever game world kills me the fastest
That sounds pretty nice
Becoming a millionaire by putting fast-growing crops into a magic box that converts them into money.
All while romancing women by giving them farm produce.
Pokemon so I can fuck both the cutie trainers and sexy pokemon.
Madden
>GOAT quarterback
>makes millions
>athlete and handsome as fuck
>9 Superb Owl rings
>all-time leader in passing yards, passing touchdowns, and pretty much every category
>get all the women
>make all the money
You'd fucking die.
Wii sports resort
I need vacations
Especially if they have typical Madden bugs like the one where you turn around right after kick off, run into your teams endzone and score a touchdown for your team. Easy fucking money
Same, what's ur oc user?
Runescape so I can become a brown girl
Resident Evil 2. I'd be working with the government alongside Leon during the day and having sex with Claire during the night.
It would literally be our world. OP said nothing about becoming a character. But hey you can watch them play sports on TV I guess.
SKFHAHCKSNAGDJSKMGDJCURSEDBEAST
This. Or Mass Effect universe.
go get my waifu from her game, get out. then, maybe go hang out in animal crossing or something for a happy life together.
Toussaint
Have fun getting turned into nanite sludge, or a cyborg zombie I guess.
If I say dark cloud is there going to be a problem?
the digital world.
Mass Effect I understand, but Deus Ex seems like it would be a dystopian hell hole.
Mechwarrior.
I'd get my mech pilots license, apply for the position and die in a mech war, it would be incredible.
You'd have a chance at beating a clanner woman mech pilot and making her your servant. Good if you like super fit snu snu cuddling.
user had a going into the game machine but it was stolen
Fucker got his machine stolen
senran kagura
but what if they dont like you?
Trails/Kiseki
>magic crystal technology is catapulting your world into the future
>Catholic Church, but based and cool with the gays
>Boy Scout Police, but based; anyone can join
>ignoring that one country that got turned into salt, pretty much anywhere is safe to live
>magic mechs
>everyone's generally pretty nice and kindhearted
>even the evil secret society is based
>crazy anime shit is happening all around the continent, but at the end of the day, you're probably living a comfortable life, either working for an honest wage or travelling the lands as an agent of the church, the aforementioned scouts, or some spooky illuminati evil people
>magical pocketwatches that let everyone be a mage if you've got the money to pay for upkeep
>Go into the world of Rance.
>Your level cap is stupidly low.
>But you get lucky, meet a cute girl who loves you anyway
>Then, one day, Rance kicks your door in, sees your hot wife, and fucks her right in front of you.
Living in that universe would suck m8.
azeroth
i want to fuck night elfs and hot draenei girls
I'd say Pokemon, if I could be between the ages of 12-15. Now, no one wants a 29 year old loser to go on a Poke adventure. I'd have to wage slave at the Pokemarts or mop up puke on the SS Anne, all the while complaining about how I have Poke degrees and tons of work experience but no one will fucking hire me for some goddamn reason that I've yet to figure out. I would also go to FFX world, but I'm too old for that too. God, it's been fun going nowhere.
FUCK.
Wipeout.
World is all futuristic n shit and I'd at least get to watch some cool as fuck racing if not take part
I'd be right there with you user, but Maya is mine.
>I'd get my mech pilots license
If your brain is compatible with the neurohelmet. If you can't balance even the simplest training mech, tough luck, you're unfit to be a Mechwarrior.
there are plenty of fluffy girls like then
Pokemon is always a top tier answer to this question.
>not having sex with Leon instead
Anyway, I’d go to vanilla WoW. Feralas, Azshara, Ashenvale were max comfy.
Eh, he'd kill you first so it's not you'd have to watch.
Any fantasy world where healing magic exists and there are no giant spiders or bugs of any kind.
>once you know how sex feels
So the other user is correct, we can't feel shit.
I was BORN to pilot a mech, I'm not worried.
Woah, im so scared!
>dystopian hell hole
That's exactly what i want to see. And this is our future i believe, everything around us is turned into shit.
This but with Yomi.
Tamriel
>Woah, im so scared!
Why would you think I was trying to scare you? Do you really have a door to video games?
>a warm wet hole isn't shit.
A warm wet hole can be where you shit!
Modded Tamriel
But there's plenty of old pokemon trainers in the games.
Senran Kagura. I would breed those teen girls daily
Minecraft
I will recruit an army of demons.
Pokemon
Traveling the world and getting into battles and shit with my team of bro Pokemon sounds so comfy
also I wanna fuck some girl Pokemon of course
Silent hill
>people here choosing games because of sex
>they will be as successful in having sex as they are in real life
this
imaging fucking elves all day
imagine getting railed by draenei dickgirls
The sims. I get hella pussy in that game bro.
There's no reason to assume that the no infinite wishes rule doesn't apply, and it's unlikely that you'll be able to grab the lamp before Aladin does.
Fine choice if you're a degenerate I guess.
Enjoy getting run over by a crazed driver.
We don't really know much about the actual society but I can only assume it's not safe seeing as how you have spacecrafts just firing wildly at one another over civilian centers.
Azeroth is kind of a shitty place to live all things considered, and there's no reason to assume that you'll be lucky enough to get rez'd when you die. Not to mention you're probably to weak to even count as a first level anything.
Cliche but ultimately a good choice.
Why the fuck would you do this to yourself.
Enjoy watching Rance have his way with your loved one.
It's just high school all over again.
Congrats, you're an immortal in a shithole.
No real society, monsters roam the dark all about, would be an awful place to live.
Avoid pools.
>implying you get ot be the mc
>Implying you aren't you
Practically every protag in these games is a lucky bastard who was just given his farm, you'll most likely end up just bumming around someone's home working odd jobs.
Good choice.
And my choice.
I hope someone kills me.
Just the real world but more anime and with a shitty legal system.
Which is to say just the real world but more anime.
Not enough autism to respond to everyone, I'm sorry.
I want to go to Gensokyo with Marisa!
autism
>9gag
Sit down user, we need to have a talk.
>Do you really have a door to video games?
That's classified.
Yes
I don't know what the world in Granblue is called but I'd go there. World literally has an entire race of busty shortstack cowgirls hungry for your semen, sexy dog girls, angels and demons, you name it. It even has potatoes, if you're into that.
You best share that shit.
>Implying they want some fatass neet's smegma smelling dick.
I don't get the appeal of shortstacks. What is it that makes you guys love em so much. I know a girl who's short and has mega tits but I don't find the short part attractive at all. Just the tits.
Let's be honest, how do you feel about those trainers when you run into them.
Mass Effect, but only under the condition that I get the plot invincibility that the main characters get. It would kind of suck just being Reaper fodder, but honestly I kind of want to bang Jack as well.
Silent Hill so I can hang out with Heather and party with Valtiel.
Good thing I'm a fit, socially adaptable, circumcised member of the master race.
Low effort blowjobs.
Pokemon Emerald, then I'll wait outside meteor falls and rape May in the ass
>want to say FFXIV
>options are a filthy pirate city, a desert hellhole run by corrupt minijews, and a gorgeous forest haven that requires you to pray constantly to the trees so they don't murder everyone
>alternatively being part of the big evil empire, in not-Japan where you get shanked by catfish, in not-Mongolia where you get shanked by lizards and giant pissed off doors scoot around freely, or god help you in one of the occupied territories
Shit.
Easy to carry.
DayZ, so I can shoot someone over a can of beans and not get charged with a felony.
KYS
Real talk: How brutal would your world be if it had fully fledged personalities instead of dumb npcs? You don't think you'll have it easy do you?
>member of the master race.
You're black?
Well the first step is to not be a raging homosexual. You lala prancing merry fucking faggot
Final Fantasy. Time to fuck all the Viera or die trying.
that just means there's not much crime
Just marry a catgirl and move to Ishgard. With the war over and the reconstruction on the way it's become pretty based.
you'll be an exotic entity
Women are supposed to be inferior to men, men are supposed to be dominant, and nothing more eloquently demonstrates this than your woman being half your size.
Ishgard is in ruins and you have to live in a literal fucking gutter if you aren't a noble.
>Pokemon except people aren't stupid.
Would instantly go from a utopia to a dystopia, depending on how willing Pokemon are to put up with humanity's shit.
Even at the absolute best, Pokemon training would be reduced down to optimal team comps and breeding/iv autism that would make even Smogon blush. Not to mention how awful living in a world where everyone potentially has a metaphorical nuke in their pocket.
River City (where a Ransom took place) because their stat improving stuff is both ridiculously cheap and also quite good.
My muggle ass might know nothing about enchanting or alchemy or nanotechnology or duping, but I can eat food.
Pokemon for I could have sex with them all
Illusion Software games
Pokemon because I want to fuck them
San Andreas
hesoyam
then go back home and start buying shit before retarded cashiers wise up to the fake/really old money
A real fucking G
what is it about that lower lip?
don't worry it's been disarmed
Like I said- they're rebuilding. That's literally gonna be a thing in the next patch, leading to them opening up a new housing zone.
Or you could move to Idylshire, as long as you don't mind Goblins. Pretty much nobody is likely to fuck with Idylshire for a good while.
Thread ruining level of autism, so gross to look at
Well, if the warcraft world suddenly had everyone in it become logical, everything would be fucked. The Arthas would begin his campaign of destroying the entire world like he wanted instead of the retarded saturday morning cartoon plans he had. But, the good news is, the horde and alliance would probably be a lot less willing to go to war.
Second Life.
I would become my cute trap avatar.
POkemon because pokegirls are legitimately made for sex
no
then just wish you could wish for more wishes
>all those teens walking around in the forest by themselves
The guy responded to peoples posts. Why even post if you just want people to ignore you w/o comments?
kek
You could go to FFXI. Vanadiel is pretty based. Mithra are a bit... furrier, than Miqo'te, but still a fairly low percentage, so wanting to fug one doesn't make you a furry. Probably.
More like there'd be jack shit left. If logic existed in Warcraft the planet would have been reoriginated long ago
no one gonna dig through that shit just because you were too autistic to wait nigga
Overwatch maybe so I can finally fuck a hot guy named Jesse McCree
This is the state of neo-Yea Forums.
Dark Souls 3 and here are the reasons:
>I might not be knight material but I could just farm beginner area hollows and raise my stats working my way up
>With enough souls I could surpass gods and have the world become mine
>Complete immortality + it makes me fearless (the things I fear most lead to me dying eg. heights)
>Souls series is known for having nobodies become legends
>Yuria of Londor.waifu
>With all the potential goals above and the knowledge that I can never die would make me determined enough to not fear about becoming hollow
>If I do become hollow I will become a kick-ass boss
No downsides here
Literally dev some wish fulfillment rpg in gamemaker before using the portal.
Standing Paizuri
my nigga, im going somewhere I can become an autistic stats mage without leaving the house and be comfy as heck doing it.
>Congrats, you're an immortal in a shithole.
Being an immortal means you can do cool shit though. You have all the time in the world to fix the mistakes of fools past, Or to destroy the world once more.
Of course this is assuming that its more of a "Lore-going-into-machine" and less of a going into games machine.
Wait if they're short doesn't that mean that you'll have to carry them around when you date.
Seems like a hassle especially if they're big breasted or ass
That's the poooooint though!
Granted, but you get Blue Will Smith, not Robin Williams, and no wish you make will change that.
Definitely this world. It was comfy as fuck.
Too bad the game is dead.
>old gentlemen with arcanines
>hikers braving mountains
>Agatha
Only thing stopping you from being cool is you user
Pokemon
Every time
Pso2 because said portals exist canonically and working with both sides as or with my character to save the universe would be amazing.
>Seems like a hassle especially if they're big breasted or ass
Free feels and bicep bulking while you move, win win.
Battle Raper
This but PSO1 because I want to live on Pioneer 2.
Does Second Life count? Otherwise maybe... Amorous?
this. All the women in pokemon universe are hot as fuck. also, being a pokemon trainer would be based. Also, the worlds are practically a utopia with world peace and not many non-whites.
Truly the ultimate world
Olathe, just to fuck around and go out with a bang
Utawarerumono. I'll settle down in a village of furries and enslave them all.
we can be cool ageless cast bros that see the whole story unwind from start to finish.
friendly reminder
if you're an incel here
you're gonna be an incel there too
there's no hope.
World of Warcraft: Burning Crusade
I don't even wanna see Azeroth, just step through the dark portal to fight with them on another world. Healing a broken planet will help heal the soul.
>Dark souls
I wish you the best of luck
I wonder if I will meet him there
>Get BTFO by Etherwind
I've come up with a theory that because this occurs in the most civilized countries, that people can't exactly successful do the uncivilized things they were born to do, thievery, butchering, acts of heroism, and become slugs out of depression from lack of purpose
pokemon,
literally the only video game world where you as a normal fucking dipshit can actually succeed doing after getting some pokeballs and becoming the best
and of course still being able to be a complete degenerate
B&R
Absolutely rad, we get to live with a bomb ass OST as well. Truly, this is only choice.
This
Hell just make it so you get god like powers as soon as you arrive and just head back if your low on imagination
This stage always gives me nostalgia.
Minecraft, multiplayer if I could because it would be incredibly lonely in single player.
I think everyone here might be too old to do the whole pokemon trainer journey, isn't it usually for 11 year olds?
Well im a lazy sack a shit so probably animal crossing. I spend my days fishing anyway and the world is chill plus im not a furry but...
CoC so I can improve my body, mind, a d harem. Then I can travel to other worlds and conquer with my army of futas.
Lilith's Throne
MuvLuv Alternative
Drugs.
degrees of lewdity
Violated Heroine
atleast in the pokemon world, you can crush everyone because nobody is smart enough to understand battling (assuming it works exactly as easily as the games)
also, in FFX world, you'd atleast get to enjoy good climates (outside of the thunderplains)
and if the game's rules apply to you, you can literally live forever and become massively powerful by hunting monsters all the time.
You'll still need a party though, or you're fucked if some monster petrifies you
>gets killed by hackers
how do I be a bloodtinge build
haha, I can't really choose so I'll let my post decide for me
0-3 is F-Zero GX
4-6 is Anachronox
7-9 is SS13
Huh, that eye looks familiar for some reason...
Ffxiv world is pretty comfy, however not being the WoL or even someone with the echo would suck balls and the godzilla threshold is fucking high as hell in setting, especially with the latest developments.
Pioneer 2 is the best team room.
Weird angel's egg
Actually I know exactly where I saw that eye before
>circumcised
They'll laugh at you.
Oh I know, it's just a similarity I noticed. Wonder if it was inspired by that
There
I have a calendar user.
Dead or Alive Xtreme 3
Bearing my spider waifu eggs is fine too.
>Thinking with head
GTA Vice City
Gran Turismo/Forza Horizon (as in jetting around the world racing amazing cars, even though they're in this world technically)
Yakuza 0
>Thinking with dick
Dead or Alive Xtreme/VV Zack Island
Also Yakuza 0
I thought I had let go.
Agreed senpai
Without a doubt in my mind, the world of Pokémon.
It is where I have wanted to go... all my life.
Probably to Vanilla wow. I would technically be immortal and the world would keep on expanding every few years
Theyll just think youre some kind of monkey.
Freelancer
Bloodborne. Could finaly see all of Yarnham.
based
I mean, Khajiit and Dunmer are cool but I'll probably get fucked by Daedra.
Tamriel, with mods.
This was gonna be my pick too.
wakfu.
everyone looks good, has godlike powers, gods are actually real and often just dick around and no one ever really dies cause reincarnation is a natural part of life.
Pokemon is always the right decision.
>no responsibilities
>pokebros
>free money from beating the shit out of idiots all over the routes that have 4 of the same pokemon
>could maybe become champ with prior knowledge
i don't even like pokemon that much
This
Find a good Daedra to serve. Someone like Hircine maybe, you could hang out with him for eternity after dying. Hunting and shit.
>female healer
weak
>imagine getting railed by draenei dickgirls
Alot of us do, yeah. We form groups and everything just for this actually.
the best
I too chose Touhou, but for a different reason:
>Pioneering using Hiirokane as an unlimited energy source to solve the Outside World's energy crisis.
Fortnite Island
Yeah but just want to cuddle furrys, I don't want to be one.
>all of these people picking the warcraft universe
azeroth is one of the worst possible places to live. even the safest places in the world, the cities, have a decent chance of getting fucked by some random dragon or demons or zombies or enemy-faction army. not to mention you have a high chance of getting corrupted, turned into a zombie, tortured, sacrificed, or some other horrific shit in your lifetime. absolutely none of that is worth the opportunity to fuck some smelly purple hippies.
If it's TES world surviving would be easy. Skills rise up with you using them. Just wear heaviest armor everywhere and slash mudcrabs just outside town everyday. You'll become unstoppable force.
Or you could realize everything is just a dream and become a god.
>He didn't have a going-into-games machine
Fate Grand Order as the last master
Grand theft auto.
botw zelda, i'd go to gerudo desert and live my life having sex with 11/10 godesses who think my average looking ass is perfection.
I fucking died. Jesus. How have I not seen this before. Anyone got a cap of some of the replies...?
You mean
>instantly zero-sum because you're a lorefag and know about CHIM / the dreamsleeve/ the godhead
I have a lot of anger.
TF2 just so I could hang out with the team.
I wonder what happens then. Do you achieve Akira status and become universe?
> agrabah from KH
> not agrabah from Princess Trainer
How does it feel to be a faggot?
FFXIV or FFXI. I'd finally be able to marry a sweet sweet loli potato.
Tetris. I wanna know what the fuck life as a tetromino is like. Plus I'll get endless compliments for having a shapely body.
Senran Kagura for sex, Monster Hunter for monsters
absolutely none, every game is flawed compared with reality. Or maybe DX:HR
>Daedric princes post on 4channel
fable 1, all the houses are comfy, all the chicks are cute, i could undercut the economy by bulk dealing in pie and apples, killing anything gives you experience which makes you better in every aspect as a human, and no matter how evil the hero of the world is he's forced to save us all because molyneux didn't feel like making an actual evil ending
one which doesn't have 9gag you fucking faggot fuck off
lmao
Probably postal 2.
Honey select.
Only if I get to come back though, because otherwise thats a nightmare.
Elder Scrolls: Morrowind.
Though really anything from 2nd Era to 4th Era would be fine.
Corruption of Champions.
/thread
Well, it would be certainly fun.
imagine
>visit
Fuck that shit, I'm outta this shitty planet. Eorzea, here I come!!!
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You disgust me.
what this man of culture said
>implying you wouldn't get bad-ended
The Sacred Realm in Hyrule so that I can ask for as my wishes that I want
Play smart.
>grinding goblins and imps for five years hoping you'll be able to outrun all the tentacle beasts
I haven't played in a while, how's the chan mod doing?
Am I a living person within the game world as it exists in the game? As in if I go to Mario 64, is everything lowpoly and no edible food or water and nothing but what you see in the game? Or is the world fleshed out and an actual living world? Do I get the game abilities/powerups or am I just a person like I am now?
Intelligence doesn't help in CoC-land. Every other option has the potential to fuck you in the ass, literally.
dragon ball z world because the good guys always win and humans can learn to fly if you practice. also dragon calls so immortality isn't out of reach, also if you DO die you can be wished back AFTER you run to king kais house.
this is the only correct answer, sorry bros.
The OP said game world, user.
Rance world is literally designed to be as filled with suffering and heartbreak as possible. Every joy in the world is only allowed so it can eventually be destroyed.
Sims because ther you just have to talk to a girl for a while and looks don't matter
Pic related.
This one.
>inb4 glowing solar orb memery
Lore version is a real literal shithole, but it's still a home.
As in, utilise logic/common sense.
It can be difficult on full realism setup.
Eh, kinda. Modern day just removed most forms of adventure. Think about it, when was the last, adventurous day you had (that wasn't designed to be such a day, having a day of organized outdoor activities etc.)
When was the last day something unexpected happened and dragged you into some kind of mini adventure or something even remotely exciting?
>It can be difficult on full realism setup.
I always minmax as a pure anally-virgin paladin so the challenge quickly goes away after a few levels, at least that mod adds prestiging and raises the stat cap.
Granblue for legal cunny.
Bastard Bonds so I could have sex with hot orcs
dragon ball isn't a game?
I dont think i had any adventures in my life. All planned or routine. The one that comes close to an adventure was that one time when me and grandpa went to forest to look for some dry-rotten timber as tinder for smoker for beehives. Gramps used to keep bees. We spent there whole day, saw some old bunkers germans/soviets made/used, saw old rusty german motorcycle, bunch of other stuff. It was a good day. Grandpa used to hunt boars and other game back when he was young. So, plenty of stories to tell, plenty of places to show.
Guess this is why i play arpgs and such - no way to have an adventure now - borders/taxes/obligations/employment etc etc. No way just to pack your things and go explore/wander. Atleast thats what i want and understand as adventure.
Bloody depressing.
2hu or Strangereal for superweapons galore
According to the game setting being a human isn't so bad. Monsters are capable of following laws in cities and can sometimes be persuaded to a wholesome marital relationship. Just never live in the countryside without a church nearby.
Where can I get one of these, lads?
Well, I’m sold
Its almost impossible to make that hand gesture
My nigga. But joking aside, Eternal Sonata.
Enjoy Bill's whore
FFXI, gonna get me a Mithran wife.
Overwatch so I can get rejected by all the women that are way out of my league.
Yu-Gi-Oh. Domino City or the Duel Academy tbs.
Swg pre cu
this
>train a hypno
>hypnotise Cynthia to be my personal cocksleeve
>Try to duel someone "just for fun"
>Lose your soul/family or get expelled immediately
I would go to Bioshock Infinite and fuck the shit out of Elizabeth in all the time lines
Kenshi
Is that a giant stone dildo?
...
>fat nerd thinks he can just go fuck anyone he wants
Okay then Domino City. Just beat the cops and you're good.
Pokemon.
I'd become a wandering merchant and archeologist or some shit with my bros Aggron and Sandslash.
back in about early 2006
>everything costs 60 mil
>a candy bar costs $10
>if you somehow manage to get enough money for anything you’ll get blown up by a hacker or blown up from the top of the maze bank by a explosive sniper or killed by a hydra jet.
Dragon Quest. A world where I can have comfy adventures and a nice puff-puff at the end of the day.
>Medieval france and all the shit that comes with that plus all the monsters.
I mean, it looks nice from a distance but why would you actually want to live there?
youtube.com
ff8
just some chill fishin in fisherman horizon
>using lucid dreaming for stupid shit like sex
This is why all ancient knowledge of the supernatural was taken from humanity.
>someone itt has masturbated to this horrible artstyle
I'd be an imperial trandoshan swordsman chopping people in the head, would have a house on Dantooine by the Imperial Outpost, where my first house was.
Monster Quest.
Let the monster loli get my ravioli
Dark Souls ?
>Implying there's only one.
id go to the sims world haha
because they dont really have a police force worth shit haha
id rape and pillage haha
Nothing he said was wrong.
Nah, you might become undead and then never truly die.
The fastest way to die would be to end up in a place that has an environment that is deadly. Like an alien planet, or underwater or space.
Sad that nobody got this
Just in case.
Subnautica? Dead Space?
I'd either go to Elite to be a badass space pilot, Animal Crossing because it's comfy AF, or Pokemon because it's also comfy AF, but the world's a lot bigger. I'd live in the bayou with my Swampert, play banjo and fish from my porch all day. That, or ride my Metagross to my job at the power plant every day.
Does subnautica have any surface land?
If so, it's no more deadly that Earth.
Dead Space will kill you quickly, but honestly, not quickly enough and also necromorphs are fucking horrifying.
I wanna see that face once again
Muv Luv ALternative or Counter Strike 1.6
Pokemon, easy. Even if you don't fuck off in to the woods at the legal age of 10, you can still get free money and live a life of luxury by catching a meowth and have it use payday constantly. Also because gardevoir waifu with best bros typhlosion, swampert, and charizard to chill with.
Living in CS and not being in law enforcement is pretty much like living in the real world as long as you don't live anywhere near Dust 11.
Masturbation is impure. Unteralterbach is a pure game.
Aight give me Muv Luv Alternative then
I sense a crime.
That image is fucking disconcerting and genuinely worrying.
So this is what low-functioning autism looks like
>that picture
This if I want to kill myself with my body being recycled into more Ayys to kill humans. Hopefully I'll also get a gf before shit gets fucked since there are far more women than men in BETAverse
Worst part is that motherfucker didn't share his "going into games machine"
Star Trek Online. I would fuck off to Earth and live the ultimate neet life. While thousands of Starfleet personnel die to ensure I can eat my replicated tendies in peace.
There had better not be more pictures user
And going with the slim chance of me getting my hands on a TSF, I'd probably be Takeru V.2 because I've played a lot of video games too.
wtf bro
SNK: Heroines
cunny posting has gone too far.
Kill yourself
Nah you still wouldn't be as good as him unless you get the new TSF OS developed, along with all the battlefield experience Takeru technically has.
The Witness
Everything is the same except VR is twenty years more advanced
He had fuckall experience in Unlimited and was only deployed on mundane guard duty and such in the end, he didn't experience real combat if memory serves and at the beginning of Alternative, he was still quite green aside for the physical shit. He only knew how to control the TSFs due to video games in Unlimited.
I'm an ex-Army ranger to boot so I think I could handle the physical stuff and get around the TSF control things too.
There goes the thread.
2D only bro.
It kinda makes sense, out of an infinite amount of Elizabeths one would probably fuck you
based thanos poster
Enjoy the vacation
Coinflip. Either pokemon to be a trainer because fuck yeah pokemon, or some Star Trek game so I could dissapear into the background of their socialist utopia and live comfortably as a neet.
Dark Souls, I want to have an answer for what estus is and what it tastes like.
Stardew Valley. And I wouldn't just visit it, I'd stay there forever
This will be the best post in any thread today.
Pokémon, you can fuck every animals and literally live without money with an house
Anybody can become a pokemon master. Just need to beat kids up and steal their money to get by.
Unlimited Takeru was probably involved in an attack on the Sado Island hive that takes place after the ending. How he was able to function in combat without PTSD fucking him up is a mystery though.
Just one more. It's just a not creepy user playing a videogame with his niece. Nothing weird about that.
may the police find you before the common man, for your grave will be an unmarked mound in a forest, or strewn across the local waters in pieces
It's Sunny D, and it tastes like princess Celestia's vagina. The blue ones are Blue Monster, which tastes like Princess Luna's vagina.
Is there a comfy game with (disney) princesses which revolves around dressing them up and having fun by doing cute things?
Princess Maker (プリンセスメーカー)
based
noice
Monster Girl Quest.
not really a game but I'd love to visit Starless or DominancE
In going into games machine store
Actually. Ive seen hentai that says thats exactly what they want
Someone wants to take a long roadtrip in a black van
Unironically VR Elite Dangerous, I found the true meaning of kino playing that shit when I had to stay laying in a bed several weeks cause broke my fucking leg, just imagine that world
>You get your very own spaceship to go anywhere you want
>Explore exotic planets, nebulaes and space phenomena
>Dock on any station, meet new people, take some missions and fuck the space whores
>Go to a system in war, take a side and get paid for blasting some niggers
Fuck it saddens me that I'll die without seeing the truly space exploration era
You'll regret that decision when you get turned into a human toilet.
I would have started to train as well as started visiting that barbershop in order to get me some Minotaur safely through the use of gloryhole
Shut the fuck, up. Faggot
infinite wishes rule doesn't apply
what myth?
you sound like a bitch, conflict gives life meaning
it's not random chance.
If we go by game rules I can always respawn, teleport to my apartment or go pussive if necessary, I'd have nothing to do besides grinding so I'd get money very quick, that wouldn't be a problem. I'd also try my luck with that sweet ass lady that works for me in my office or the arena wars.
hatred
Tera so I can marry an Elin
>spend a couple of years in a comfy high school with magic
>learn all sorts of spells and stuff
>make friends with classmates
>solves mysteries
>comfy music
>leave a grand wizard
It's like animal crossing but with anime wizards and shit.
A man of taste, I see.
the world is exactly what's in the game and nothing else.
Get SVU, now!
>implying I don't want that
but really though Dominance wasn't so hardcore so I'd choose it.
What? I did it with no effort at all.
Fantasy Warhammer world as an Imperial
user, we already live in Deus Ex universe.
detroit isn't successful though
>Wanting to live in a world that's pretty much the same as our but canon ends in nuclear war in the 90s
Cataclysm Dark Days Ahead
same
rune factory
Mah man.
So what happens when you’re Pokemon are defeated and you black out? How do you get back to the center? And why don’t your opponents black out?
Pokemon is the obvious answer but it's also the right one
Of the going in to games machine doesn’t erase knowledge, then you enter with meta knowledge of the universe. I think Hermaeus Mora would like a word with you. Even so, Tamriel would be the patricians choice. The only question is how long would your life be and are there hard caps to your “skills” only circumvented by potions
Monster hunter
RapeLay
Don't worry user, the shakeup is coming soon.
this but I want minor changes to the world. I also want to be a smol boi
Obviously Pokémon
>Super easy to become hot shit there
>All the knowledge I have of the series is actually useful because all anyone talks about is fucking Pokémon
>Can slowly corrupt the entire region from my position of power and influence as champion
What shakeup? WWIII?
u must be into dudes
This.
And set everyone to be a female, and futa.
Set myself to be a flat petite girl.
Animal crossing would be a safe choice, that would provide you with a carefree lifestyle. No chance of death, many fun activities, interesting characters to make friends.
>hanging out in comfy bars in space
Fuck yeah. 1 Sidewinder Fang for me.
probably DOA and have sex with Marie Rose all day
>Abuse alchemy
>Abuse enchanting
>Make ring that fortifys magic 10000000000000000%
>Become god
>Make sword that is so strong it goes into minus numbers
>Destroy universe
SKYRIM
Same, but a little girl(male)
hardcore autism
I came here to post this
But it'll never happen...
underrated
>Top 10 unsolved crimes
unironically Pokemon
It would be nice to live in a world where I am desired you know
Mined Craft
>that deer girl
>be completely alone except for squid people who can speak English, the undead and other monstrosities
dead space
Urgh
munch munch munch
Pokemon moon so I can breed butt babies with chicken chan's mom.
I never said i needed her consent tho ;)
But you can.
Dwarf Fortress or Resident Evil