Discuss Samus!
Discuss Samus!
Eli Thompson
Landon Collins
What is Samus Aran like as a character?
Xavier Taylor
Either a stoic bounty hunter or a pushover baby depending on the game you play
Jose Barnes
she's the vidya character I've wanked to the absolute most but I still genuinely like her
Christopher Gray
Excellent! Do you like how she looks in bikinis?
Jason Lopez
All Samuses are good!! The only version that is unacceptable is Mr. Wu's interpretation.
Austin Rodriguez
A feminist icon
Julian Johnson
>she's the vidya character I've wanked to the absolute most
Why though? She's a generic blonde in skintight suit. Any Capcom girl is hotter than her.
Juan Bell
yeah
Kevin Miller
probably because of the sheer volume of good Samus smut out there
there are mountains of it
Wyatt Perry
I wonder how much she likes teasing younger boys.
Luke Bell
I'm gonna masturbate to Samus!
Ryder Perry
A cute girl with daddy issues but her chozo training lets her remain calm almost all the time
Thomas Peterson
whoa there
Brayden Thomas
That ain't samus
Grayson Butler
Somewhere in between.
David Jenkins
I'm already hard and you can't stop me.
Robert Turner
You don't need to stop!
Easton Robinson
Oh. Then keep posting!
Brody Baker
She'd be the best at teasing boys at the pool!
Brody Ramirez
Blake Phillips
Carter Murphy
I bet should would be! It'd be so nice to be teased by Samus~
Owen Watson
Carson Gutierrez
In a tight bikini?
Aaron Nguyen
Yes!
Josiah Hill
want to go to /trash/ /ftt/ to discuss her more?
Landon Richardson
Please delete this thread. It's making me to erp as her again
Nathaniel Anderson
would you like to discuss it with us over at /trash/?
Hunter Nguyen
Yes, please~
David Long
I made a post!
Sebastian Sanders
oh its one of those threads... time to unzip and relax
Noah Davis
Parker Ramirez
William Carter
A calm, no-nonsense, stoic, loving woman who cares for the animals, family and planets. So much so, she's willing to blow them up.
Easton Russell
t-this is going to well
Mason Allen
Enjoying yourself?
Joseph Reyes
I... I am
Brandon Gonzalez
Good!
Ryan Mitchell
Sure, I think she deserves a different company to make her games.
Jose Turner
She would be a bit distant as a mother, but she would provide well for our family and let me be the house husband she lovingly fondles when she returns from missions
Sebastian Baker
I'm gonna cum
Kevin Brown
>skimpy bikini
>no fucks given
>blue fullbody suit
>everyone and their mother cries sexualization
Bentley Smith
N-no thanks... one thing will lead to another. I will just fap and be done for today.
Wyatt Reyes
Ryan Thomas
So is this the Metroid thread or the waifufag thread
Sebastian Parker
That's understandable. I hope you have a good one!
Have fun~
Levi Wright
nvm there's already faggots erping
Jason Sullivan
I would agree if Nintendo didnt pull shit like strapping gaudy heels from absolutely no Metroid games to her feet.
Parker Wood
Alexander Lewis
i miss green samus
Matthew Murphy
Henry Taylor
Samus' slutty high heels!
Aaron Harris
Do you think she's a slut?
Mason Price
Landon Nelson
Of course.
Nolan Reed
yes
Justin Peterson
How much of a slut? Is she a good one?
Oliver Morris
Huuuuge slut. She's a top tier one.
Kayden Wilson
I like to think she chose them specifically to step on my cock
Jacob Jenkins
want to explain on /trash/ /ftt/ since this isn't really the right board?
Xavier Wright
discus samus
Jacob Reyes
I've cum inside her multiple times
Isaiah Long
alright, I'll confess, I initially played her games due to being horny over her in Brawl
Sebastian Kelly
Totally fine reason imo!
Jackson Moore
I want to shove my black dick down her throat while holding her ponytail like a facefuck handle.
or find an user wanting to roleplay that out
Zachary White
Samus is canonically racist and has said “fuck the blacks” in every game she has been in including Smash. I am sorry.
Christopher Campbell
I want Samus to be at least on par, but ideally better, than Dark Saums in SSBU.
Luis Jenkins
There's this image of Samus with a pink-purple 80's-looking background I saw one time. Does anybody have that? I can't find it again.
Thomas Gray
She's an autistic mercenary who loves animals and is obsessed with biology, archaeology, and apparently smart enough to design her own military spaceships which she keeps in a private hanger in a black site, meaning she's absolutely disgustingly wealthy. She's recklessly compassionate and will go out of her way to fight for people in desperate need of help like the Luminoth for apparently no pay, as well as save a bunch of random animals from a planet ten seconds from exploding, and will also go out of her way to slaughter space pirates by the thousands for free. As if being socially retarded wasn't enough, her friends always die horrible deaths which probably contributes to her solitary lifestyle and leaves her with no real personal connections to anyone
Jeremiah Parker
She sounds like an alcoholic.
Asher Scott
I just want to cuddle her after she spends eternity all alone trying her best to save the Galaxy.
Imagine the mental hell she's going through. I just want her to feel safe and at peace desu
Aaron Collins
someone pls post the bulky varia suit
i've been looking everywhere for it
Landon Sanders
Ayden Gonzalez
>3DPD
>tattoos
Caleb Russell
I like orange, pink, yellow, and purple Samus. Even dark blue Samus is nice, and black Samus can be cool.
Bright blue Samus though? DISGUSTING
Sebastian Morgan
Mafia Samus!
Dominic Hall
>any Capcom girl is hotter than her
Are we talking modern Capcom goblinas like those found in RE2make and DMC5? Or hell, thighs aside she's no more generic than Chun Li.
Luke Martinez
Sebastian Richardson
Not him but why are so many people here against any tattoos at all? I get too much ink but a couple don't hurt
Jayden Ross
It's okay for a character to be sexy and a badass
Liam Murphy
The rocket heels are fun. The only problem is that they didn't base the rest of her design on her character model in Brawl, which was absolutely perfect.
Cameron Carter
Was there a resurgence of fit Samus art?
Lincoln Perry
Not that guy but they always look like total shit. To my eyes anyway.
Isaac Barnes
tattoos are for degenerates with daddy issues / "im not like other girls" special snowflakes. currently in this day and age, its rarer to find a girl WITHOUT tattoos
Cooper Clark
You seem like a bitter being who complains about women online for some reason.
Zachary Jenkins
shithole made for remodelling
Easton Gomez
I think subtle, simple, and/or small tattoos (like a little heart or something) are totally cool. I really hate full sleeves and big over the top complex ones but simple stuff is pretty inoffensive and it confuses me to see people get mad over em.
Not really. Plenty of girls don't have ink man. None of my gfs have gotten any. Also I think we're past the point where people with tattoos are bad news. Still some overlap for sure but they're pretty common/super whatever most times
Samuel Moore
They did in Smash Ultimate and people cried about her NOT looking like a bimbo like in Smash4 and OtherM
Thomas Green
Than lets discuss which was better, her melee nair or her modern nair?
Henry Barnes
She's right next to Wonder Woman in the realm of "should be buff but is somehow not."
Leo Jones
that's not even a question
Bentley Mitchell
Why isn't it?
Nolan Campbell
My only complaint is that there are too few quality corruptive transformationist comics starring her out there.