Jesus christ i REALLY love video games but I fucking hate women

i love videogames, women and women with dicks

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I conquer, prefearbly cover links tits with band aids

Hell yeah

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I can be his girlfriend (male)

I'll date you user.

fuck

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I want a boyfriend

Are you cute and tall?

who else is jelly that i get to snuggle up to this hot piece of ass every night?

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i want a bf

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I want a bf (bear friend)

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Yes and no, sorry!

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ME TOO. IT'S NOT FAIR

>tfw no bf to cuddle up and play hollow knight with

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I'm sorry, I can't date anyone under 6', so if you're shorter than that I'm afraid we're going to have to break up

i want to suck a guy's ass

Are you sure you're not a woman? Because you sound like one.

how do i get a cute girlfriend with a pp bros?

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I just want to feel small in my strong bfs arms, user. I can't do that with someone who's smaller than me, granted pretty much everyone is wider

you become the cute girlfriend with a pp

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That's alright user, I wish you good luck trying to find the perfect guy.
Here's a single fag into Nintendo vidya that will play games with you.

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mouth to ass is not recommended unless you want various bacterial, viral or parasitic infections (possibly at the same time)

>I conquer

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this is a hot-ass doujin

i have a bf
AMA

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Gimme cute bf

anyone have a game with NO women in it? i cant stand looking at females

I'd let you do that to me if you'd let me do that to you, sweetie-chops

Are you at least hairy, maybe we can salvage this

>tfw 6,1’ and bottom

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Laziest fucking artist, why do people like his shit drawings

More cute bros.

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That doesn't even make sense you fucking retard

big bottoms are my favourite, are you thicc or muscular by any chance?

How did you two meet?

This

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they dont love you either youre probably a fat faggot

They're "cute"

>tfw 6,1' and vers

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>tfw 5'7 and a top
I think big bottoms are hot, by the way.

Yeah? I guess so.

Link is straight.

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post bush

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Unfortunately I’m lanky. I want to hit a gym, but I’m too autistic to go alone

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lazy shitpost

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post AIM address

but i love being a man and i can't date myself either

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it's ok as long as you have the correct body type

which you should post so I can see

Wolf is fucking cute.

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we met online

>tfw gay married and just got woohoo'd
Really wanna play monhun now

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Where

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>5'7

Hnnnngggggg manly manlets are the best.

>Link is straight
I want to dress up like Zelda and sexually confuse him. If i can't have him the normal way, then i'll condition him to want my cock and boypussy!

just for you

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tfw that's not me

I just want to be in a relationship with another cute boy or trap that's also a vidya bro and stays up till 3am with me playing 50 turn games of mario party.

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Cute vidya boys are the best

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5'10 and a top here

453171887
EW FUCKING GROSS
EWW
EW

My body is ugly
And that’s not me

>tfw 5'5 bottom
I just want a chub daddy to sit on my face and humiliate me while i gag on his balls

I can play Mario Party with you user, as long as you play Splatoon 2 with me.

I WANT IT

>can't reply properly

Back to /pol/ boomer.

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jesus christ i love women but I REALLY fucking hate women.

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ACfag is that you?

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tfw I look like this but have multiple scars all over my body which people have called disgusting

post your FC and I'll add you and we can play!

This 25 year-old makes me look like a little baby bitch boy, how do I achieve this mode?

What a waste of flesh

>stays up till 3am with me playing 50 turn games of mario party.
>that feel when someone i thought i would eventually be in a relationship with would play mario party with me and i could nerd out because i was able to tutor him in all the minigames

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>come into a thread knowing I wont like it
>get mad
Anyone else that does this?

nothing wrong with scars user, i bet youre cute

I do not wanna be, i wanna own!

gtfo breeder

here, will this make you happy?

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Aw don't be so harsh on yoursef user, I'd still give you a chance.

>women cosplay
fuck off, faggot

I believe both man and woman have their strengths and weaknesses and should not have them intermingle where they shouldn’t

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no that's retarded

Work out and stylize your facial hair.

>he doesnt conquer with sumer-bro

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damn he's cute

how can I get a hf (hairy friend)?

>gay thread
>it immediately devolves into /soc/+/r9k/ shit
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
You faggots are the reason the rest of the world thinks gays are annoying sex-thirsty bitches.
Kill yourselves, you fucking pests.

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and you find it necessary to shitpost about being a misogynistic homosexual why?

Where do I get a vidya bf that plays Splatoon 2 and Animal Crossing with me, bros?

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if only I could meet someone

Oh my lord, she looks like Leahbee but blonde

is it true that bois make the best girls?

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don't worry, you can enjoy faggotry without being gay

traps are a gift to men

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I love those games, but I'm not gay. I do jack off to trap porn, though

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>discord tranny thread

scars are cool!

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Well, we can be friends still!

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We know you're bait'n
u the gey

in my experience boys are much more meaner and bitchy than girls.
I just want to find a nice sensitive huggy, clingy guy that talks softly and understands my feelings

me but you have to be the top

Juuichi Morenatsu

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What is your type?

tfw 5'8, 110lbs bottom

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>you have to be the top
I'm 5'5 and sound like a chipmunk. I hope that's not a problem

>do jack off to trap porn

a man of taste

>tfw no polygamous relantioship with a girl and a girl (male)

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>Complains about gays.
>Posted a cute shota.
Just as gay as the rest of them.

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a-as long as you're not thin too!

Favorite boy.

I'm at a point I'd be happy with just a friend.

I don't have one to be honest, as long as we are both into vidya and into cute guys, it's fine.

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>a-as long as you're not thin too!
Dang and blast it all. I'm 140lbs

Perfect

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Boys can get pregnant too

I'll be your friend user, what games do you play?

Then try making some. But not here. Almost everyone on here is cancer

anyone here not mind a bit of chub?

I'll be your friend if you're kind

post chub

I just wanted a /cm/ thread that could get more than 3 replies per day. Is that much asking? Even the other vidya boy that supposedly was about posting cute vidya boys devolved into IRL chat.
Fucking attention whores.

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Haven't you posted a 9S cosplay before?

tfw no cute bf to breed my ass load after load
Chub is ok with me friend

i hate being skinny but due to a tendon problem i cant lift weights apparently

cuntboys are best boys!
mfw no cuntboy bf

same but with men

>tfw cute black girl wants to date me
>she has a baby

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I wouldn't date a guy without it!

>/cm/
don't most of those get deleted even with out the off-topic shit?

yep

Based barabro

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Faggots wont even look at you if you aren't a perfect Adonis.

I'm surprised there are still single gays here with all the matchmaking going on in these threads

I like cute guys who are a more on the thin side and preferably shorter than me, 6'2"

wait doesn't that mean he hates men?

Don't date anyone with children, regardless of race.

fill her with your white seed so you have 2 babies with varying flavors

fag

can I lick you?

Being licked is hot. Sure!

lets date right the fuck now user

The question is if this thread is gonna be moved to /trash/ or just get deleted like the rest of them

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Don't date anyone outside your race, regardless of babies

Yes, and that's the worst part. Inoffensive threads get deleted while shit like this thread and and stay up for hours.
It's not fucking fair

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I'm shocked to find there are gay incels.

I know I could turn you then. Post your FC, I want to play Splatoon with you then seduce you

I'm way shorter than that I guess.

Still waiting for this Link.

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i would pay for a cuntboy bf if hes not a tumblrite/twitterfag at this point

email?

And now one of the threads I posted just got deleted after I posted it, making me look like an even bigger idiot.

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What the fuck is a cuntboy?

>cuntboy
absolute shit taste get out

based AND barapilled

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reverse trap basically

it's fine we get it. still funny to see this up

I think hooking up with a random guy you just met 15 minutes ago is gross, and finding someone else like me is difficult

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>tfw fapped with body oil for the first time
feels good man

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Stop posting my husband

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don't worry, nobody judges at the gym. We're all in it together.

I’m very huggy and clingy and I also speak softly.
But due to cripplingly low self esteem I feel as though no one would ever want me touching them in any way, so I just push those feelings down.
I’ll probably never have anyone to hold.
If you do have someone, cuddle em tight for me.

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That's my husband.

post games you can be gay in

[email protected]

post butt?

I love men!

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FtM

I don't get why people use lube to jerk off, are you cut?

I'm not worth it. I'm fat and gross. Thanks for the interest, though

Half the threads on /v are thirsting for anime girls. Since most people here are guys it also has a /soc/ component unlike waifu threads

why is this thread still allowed to be up? are the mods literal faggots?

add me
ign:King Grey

No (god I love him so much, why can’t he exist outside my dreams)

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maybe he likes the extra slickness and warmth

Friendly reminder that his route is a joke

Nasty

Okay. i.imgur.com/OfPLtGk.jpg

>tfw not circumcised and i use natural oils

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He's mine. Shoo.

I would like to meet you user. Not for necessarily sexual encounters, just for nice things and for me to be able to tell you that you're not alone and I care about you. That's what I needed to pick myself from a bad period of low self esteem and self hate.
>If you do have someone, cuddle em tight for me.
I'm single but looking, i'd look in your direction if i could.

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they always are

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Not only do I not mind it, I insist on it.

>can count the number of folds in your brain on my fingers
lmao you are basically a smoothbrain

based

Thank you!

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I want to lick your hole

Yeah, and /soc/ is one of the worst boards ever created.
The thirsty faggots should go there or make a discord for their circlejerk.

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>tfw male prostitutes are cheap in my country and I'm just considering buying one for life as a spouse. I could choose one with an ideal body and face for my tastes with as much muscle as I want, willing to do what I want, but probably wouldn't love me.

Contrary to popular belief, not all of us are disgusting whore degenerates who we met in a bar. When you're a gay guy who actually wants to be loved finding a relationship is no easier than it is for straight guys. Dare I say it's more difficult.

go to the gym you fucking twig

Friendly reminder his route is the best one

Thank you, user.
Good luck in your search. I hope you find someone special.

smooth

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That's actually a lovely idea! Anyone has an invite or something?

what are your respective body types

I'm actually in a pretty good relationship.
A bit taller than me and a little muscular, but not overly, and rather controlling in bed but in a kind and gentle way, both of which I like.
The only problem is she seems to have a fetishistic attraction to scars and injuries and often tries to get me to lick and caress her scars and do the same to me.
It kind of makes me avoid sex a bit since it's kind of a turn off for me, especially when there is almost excitement over a new injury, and worry it might some day devolve into scarification or something.
Might try to get myself into it more, but I think fetishes are just kind of something you either have or don't and can't really make yourself get into them.

Gacha is vidya, right?

>Good luck in your search. I hope you find someone special.
You too, and I have faith that you will find someone wonderful too

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how do I get a cute blond bf?
its all a man needs to be happy

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I'm retired from gacha, but what do you play?

SW-5190-7710-2828 Can another cute boy come play Splatoon with me before this thread gets deleted?

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post dick pls cutie

She might try to cut you, user. Might want to leave.

Mods stopped deleting FEH threads so yeah I guess

I'm one of those! I'll talk with you lots if you want user.
I'm too shy for that :

>forced feels
>lame ass excuse for rejecting you
>Kyouji is a literal sociopath
Don't get me wrong, I like him as a character but his route is simply not what it should be

tfw too ugly for women
tfw too ugly for men

post contact

that's not a real email, is it

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You might want to discuss the issues you have with the scar fetish she has. Find a compromise that'll make you both happy, avoiding sex and perhaps having the fetish evolve into full-on deep skin mutilation would only hurt herself and any hope you'd have for a long lasting relationship

it's easy when you're a shut in that doesn't use social media.

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Those are not his pics btw

i'm straight, but i'd fuck this ass if the face is androgynous

Okay, okay. KingAshCrimson#6033

Oh, a fellow Splatoon player! I can't play right now but I can send you a FR.
If you are looking for friendos I can also post my Disc, I need more people to talk with!

>my gay bf is mentally ill
who'd've thunk?

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I'm sorry I'm bad at talking to people and it takes me forever to type an email, sent.

Very

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I actually “liked” being rejected, it felt more authentic and his excuse was very personal. If it comes to Kyouji, then at least he helped to make up the mess he made

Why did 9S user delete his stuff?

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I don't post anymore. Everything in this thread is people mimicking me and people persist with my pictures.
I had a tumblr for a short period of time, but as you know tumblr got nuked.
I'll still talk with people if they want to. But its not safe for me posting anymore.

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His route is kino!

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>bf

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Going on grindr and fuck anything that's willing to touch you is easy sure. Even the ugliest guy can find a fuck every day. But not only does it feel like shit because you don't even talk so it only makes sadness and loneliness worse, it's also risky as fuck because even if you avoid HIV like the plague and never fuck without a condom, just a guy jizzing in your mouth or on your cock is enough for syphilis or gonorrhea.