Wins GOTY and BTFO's all of Yea Forums

Oh my gosh?! Did le epic gamers of Yea Forums really say meanie things about it? You dab to be memeing me

I'm just pointing out the stupid shit you have to make up to fit your bs narrative.

doesn’t matter to me the gameplay doesn’t interest me and I’m not going to play a game for its cinematic storytelling. Between an over reliance on cutscenes and identity politics at the forefront of advertising I really could care less.

Remove all that it’s another linear corridor slowly walk and shoot the zombie third person shooter with muh graphics.

I’d much rather be playing something else with a focus on gameplay and exploration be it a collectathon platformer or a metroidvania I like finding things to do on my own instead of following a games story.

k nigger

Right, Yea Forums will talk about it as much as God of War, in other words it will be forgotten after a day and TLOUfags will literally beg for us to talk about it like God of War

Why aren't you incapable of not being a faggot

>Third person over the shoulder action game with stealth elements

>wins game of the year before it even has a release date announced
?

>>game of the year awards mattering at all
The first Last of Us game was only good for all the porn of Ellie getting fucked. Fact.
This game will release, all the usual clickbait mills will talk about how brave a game with lesbians in it is for some reason, and it will then be quietly forgotten.

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Stop replying to yourself so blatantly you fucking samefaggot. No, spacing out the replies doesn't hide it well enough, you retard.

Do you think we dont know the shitty cinematic games get GOTY? We know it will get 90+ on metacritic. Doesnt mean its good

Until the game awards, where it will receive game of the year.

Of course its some mentally deranged pedo who can't appreciate a good game.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

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Underrated post.

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Porn will have the last laugh and last fap when the progressive lesbian protagonist gets bent over six ways to Sunday and pumped full of dicks of all kinds.

the GOTY award is eternal, and only the depraved incels will ever seek out the porn.

keep crying

>Why is Yea Forums completely incapable of recognizing a good game.
Yea Forums is like 50% sheltered, autistic virgin containment board leaks. why are you surprised that they have no taste.

>Have lesbians scissoring in every cutscene
>Hire tranny kid to do voice over
>Kill Joel off screen because he's s white man
Win GOTY! Game '"journalists" cream all over Neil Cuckmann

I honestly cant wait, I thought tloU was just good but the booty blasting of xnogs and nintentards is extravagant

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Are you going to respond to this, retard?

name the last 5 goty winners without using google

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>"we hated the first one too reeeeee!"
>implying it wasn't the same small group of aggressively autistic incels who shitpost literally everything that isn't a japanese waifu simulator like the one you got your le ebin reaction image from.

>Win GOTY
>get totally overshadowed by children's party game DLC
Will never not be funny

Literally this.

>please respond to my shitposting it validates my pathetic existence I need your (You)s to survive!
aww, here you go lil bud.

>BTFO's your entire argument with a single image
>shitposting

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha

I think I'll just ignore the title entirely, I didn't really like the first and the direction it had compared to Uncharted, which I do like. I don't even feel that strongly about how I didn't like the first, I just wasn't a fan of it. I don't understand how these games get people so fucking butthurt constantly but it's kind of funny watching from the sidelines.

Same tbqh. Was an alright game but not something I’m hyped for and will buy at release.
But I sure as hell will spam Yea Forums with wojacks and reviews 24/7 when it launches just for the tears lmaooo

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...He's right, I got nothing, who won last year anyways? Must've been a totally shit game if it got overshadowed by children's party game DLC.

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God of War, Overwatch, Witcher 3, Dragon Age 4. That is as far as I remember.

>falseflagging this hard

oh boy

Based

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BASED I SAY BASED

I own a PS4 and couldn't care less about this game. I sure as fuck won;t be buying a Naughty Dog game, of all things, for $60. Maybe down the road when I can grab it cheap for shits, but the first game didn't do much for me because of laughable game design like
>any and all times you see water
>have to go into water to find pallet for Ellie to stand on
>absolutely no challenge or nuance or change to this, copy+pasta "find a surfboard for Ellie!" objectives four or five times in this game

>>only depraved incels like pornography of videogame characters
lol u mad, seething tranny?
>>video game awards mattering with a good flying fuck
LOL

Each pallete you must find is increasingly more difficult to obtain as the game progresses.

Still takes no more than one minute if you have 90+ IQ

Does anyone even watch those award shows unironically anymore?

The last laugh and all the faps, my good man.

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I only got pissed off because I fell for other people hyping it up.
If millions are calling something 10/10 greatest game of the generation. I'm going to bring my standards of a 10/10 game.
Gameplay wise it was average and clunky, story was overly predictable and chock full of melodrama. Sure the graphics were nice but that won't impress me if the game isn't fun. It also lost me after the two black brothers show up that I just stopped caring for the story and characters so it ended up becoming even more boring than it already did.
If there was no hype to trick me, I'd probably just say it's a mediocre game and leave it at that, I'm only mad because people lied to me about it.
I'm not buying the sequel because I don't buy into hype or marketing anymore. It also didn't help that the game I played right before it was Bioshock Infinite and that was actually terrible, so I was already pissed about being tricked into playing that piece of aids.
I only use videos of uncut gameplay and how interesting the mechanics sound as a metric for if I buy a game now. Hasn't steered me wrong yet

>Still takes no more than one minute if you have 90+ IQ
Yeah, that's my main complaint. Putting the pallet in another building the second time or another underground water area the third doesn't do anything for me. Yet another example of ND getting a free pass for pretty pathetic game design a mongoloid child could progress in, but hey, I guess that's modern gaming.

didn’t read lol *yawn*

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More masculine than you'll ever be, incel manchild.

>I'm going to bring my standards of a 10/10 game.
and what are your standards of a 10/10 game, by example?

>I don't understand how these games get people so fucking butthurt
This, , mostly. To give you an analogy, it's the same for me and film. When I see VH1 movie shit like Bohemian Rhapsody winning Oscars for putting Queen songs over a montage and portraying Mercury in the most PG-13 way possible, my rump is going to get a little riled up.
I don't get upset with much in gaming because it's so laughably immature and tribal, but it is easy to see why some do when you have outlets handing out 10/10 CITIZEN KANE OF GAMING and then you play it and it's so clearly not.

The first game would won GoTY and most people with taste thought it was shit aside from the 5/10 gameplay. The 4/10 story with 7/10 graphics are the only reason it's held up.

It was a good game but I think naughty dog is overrated as shit, just typical plots that can be done just as good in movie format. I still enjoyed it a bunch though.

where did the big jewish nose come from?

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>mad that other people have different opinions

uhhh?

>"numales btfo"
>posts nintendo
hwot did he mean by this?

>Still takes no more than one minute if you have 90+ IQ
So you're discounting an entire game based on something that, by your own admittance, takes of less than 5 total minutes of its experience? Do you get upset when you see the same minor character in a movie appear in 5 scenes for more than one minute?

Nintendocels are very self destructive and hate themselves

Implying every game isn't bashed on Yea Forums the moment it comes out.
If you say anything positive about a game you're called a shill.

uhhh, no? Wrong dude lmao.

Because when I initially played it on PS3 with a brand new disc the game had audio desyncs within the opening cutscene and severe frame drops, character's teleporting around the car during the intro sequence, and general fuckery all around. After that it was good until the very first real encounter in the game and it began again, it would eventually settle down, but keep going. Until the Winter when Ellie an Joel separate and you take control of Ellie before the Cannibal city burns down, the cutscenes ran at about 3fps, the game ran barely above that, the entire city hadn't loaded fully beyond grey textureless boxes, and ultimately just completely bricked my PS3 entirely when no other game ever game me any of those problems.

Found out plenty other's had this issue and I continued to have it despite different PS3s, discs, hdmi chords, tvs, etc. Considering all the problems, it was a fun game, but that's a mess to have happened at launch with so many people, and I even had it happen on future copies of the game I bought years later to try again. Just left a sour taste in my mouth.

I will say making Ellie in the game wouldn't bother me if prior to the DLC she didn't have a convo or two about boys and gays being gross.

>2019
>still caring about what game "journalists" think

open-world game, open-world game, multiplayer FPS, open-world game, and open-world game

of course it will win (((GOTY))) since we know its SJW trash controlled by (((them)))

hell, name the last 5 best-picture winners without using google

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Your fault for playing it on ps3 lmao. The problem was dumb incels like you not taking proper care of their ps3's

jews

containment. back.

this excerpt explains what he means when he says they don't use the word fun

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>game is lauded as revolutionary
>one of the best of all time
>finally, a mature game for mature deep thinkers like myself
>game includes """puzzles""" that always have the same solution (the pallet) or are color coded with bright yellow so babby knows where to go
>they're so casual and devoid of any challenge you can beat each one in a minute, give or take
>you come onto a Norwegian canoe making imageboard and defend this as just fine because it doesn't take that long
Do you have no standards? How is a game a 10/10 experience if it has shittier puzzle sections than Half-Life 2 did in fucking 2004 with its barebones physics? A game is the sum of its parts, user, and when a game has such laughable sections it doesn't matter if the shittiness of those parts is over quickly.

hb

You sound stupid. Have a fart in your face *BRRAAP*

>finally, a mature game for mature deep thinkers like myself
egotistical retard huh? Guess I know what I'm dealing with.

>they're so casual and devoid of any challenge you can beat each one in a minute, give or take
Difficulty of puzzles is subjective. It may be easy for you and difficult for somebody else. Its just the way peoples brains work .

Where is Joel?

Confirmed to be in the game

half life 2 had a trope-filled story and brainlet platform puzzles that are repeated several times throughout the game. I'm not sure where you're getting this "it was lauded as revolutionary" straw man from about tlou when it was simply considered the best game of that year. I even tried searching for reviews calling it "revolutionary" and all I found was one contrarian editorial from 5 years ago talking about its gunplay which he admitted most people didn't actually think was any special.

Who gives a shit about goty awards?, last legit goty given by vga was in 2010 to red dead redemption.

Game of the Year Part II

>completely incapable of recognizing a good game.
right back at ya

>does not provide a game of his own

>>wins GOTY
Breath of the Wild and God of War are GOTY games and they're garbage, what's your point?

You couldn't bait any harder. There's no way some linear stealth crafting movie game with a season pass could ever mean anything to anybody. Hell the first game was sliding off into oblivion until this one was announce. Nobody cares about these games, nobody cares about muh Walking Dead ripoff.

>Hell the first game was sliding off into oblivion
Tends to happen as games get older

>Nobody cares about these games
Sales say otherwise

also:
>still doesn't provide a game of his own

>reposting threads
God bait threads used to be fun

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I haven't played a halfway decent game in 3 years.

>hehe shut up goyim just shut up and let (((them))) fuck your games up with degeneracy and homosexuality onto the youth

how does it feel to be the videogame equivalent of a capeshitter

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>Tight super responsive controls
>no revoking the controls from me to show off a flashy animation
>doesn't try and waste my time with tedious shit
>story has presence but isn't obnoxiously part of the game(repeated playthroughs can skip this stuff not because its bad but because I want to keep the game going)
>amazing soundtrack unique to the game that stands out and is memorable
>a unique art style full of character
>Well balanced difficulty that isn't going to hold my hand and is more than happy to kick my shit in if I'm not trying
Things like AI and mechanical things vary based on genre. For a shooter I want the AI to be intelligent but still fun and the bits between the shooting to be something I'm not dreading to get to. I want the whole game to be fun essentially. If the game has a unique mechanic that changes up the genre and makes the game more fun, I look at it far more favorably.
That's a simplified version of what I look for in a 10/10 TPS.
>On a ten point scale where 1 is utter trash, 5 is average and 10 is perfect
TLOU I'd rate a 4/10, by comparison, EDF5 is about a 8.5/10, Bullet Girls 1 is a 6.5/10, BG2 7/10, Ratchet and Clank 3 8/10. Don't think I've hit a 10/10 for TPS games yet. My ultimate 10/10 is Metal Slug 2(3 is a 9.5/10 since the final mission is long as shit).

Still doesn't mean you cant post one

>furfag weebshit
At least I know what I'm dealing with.

>played the first game, it was decent
>didn’t touch the DLC
>won’t touch the sequel
Have I been spared the worst of it?

you wouldn't know a good game if it hit you in the face

So you want me to post a game from 3-4 years ago for this year's GOTY?

>weebshit and nostalgiafests

How do I know you're retarded?

>People hype it up
hey its their taste it's all good
>user, why haven't you played this game, it's the most amazing game I've ever played, game of the generation
>I guess I'll give it a go
>now have thoughts of the game being some amazing masterpiece
>it's not
People can have their own opinions, I'm fine with that. What I'm not fine with is buying a game that is pushed as some amazing masterpiece only to find out it's shit. The people are fine. I'm not mad at them.

TLOU Part 1 and 2

Uhh, no? I want you to post a game that you think is great.

You're still just complaining about opinions.

Wouldn't starting a "what games do you like" thread be better than a "lul faggots" thread?

no

>when everyone's biggest criticism against the gameplay shown is "IT LOOKS TOO GOOD TO BE REAL"
prepare for Yea Forums anal-buttblasting like you've never seen when this game drops

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I thought moviegames were a meme though? And the criticisms from the reveal were that everything was scripted and we weren't seeing any actual AI.

k, cool. You can go if u want lul

>completely misses the point where I tried it on multiple ps3s, even ones fresh out of a box

HMM

>list points for what I want in games to be seen as 10/10
>list games and their equivalent scores
>WHY DIDN'T YOU LIKE THIS THING THAT HAS MULTIPLE POINTS THAT GO AGAINST YOUR LIST
TPS games haven't been all that amazing recently, that's all it is. Bullet Girls and EDF have been genuinely fun and are rated highly for ticking off the boxes I have for what I want in a game. You have the list there. That's all there is to it. I've made it clear why I see TLOU as bad. You just can't believe people can criticize the game without just being contrarian.
It immediately went from potential 10 to a 7 within the first hour of the game since the story which was lauded as amazing and revolutionary was some of the worst melodramatic shit that was so painfully predictable it was that bad. Then the walking segment to make you go "OH THE WORLD IS SO PRETTY AND REALISTIC" played out and I just didn't care for it. I'd never played Uncharted before it so I had no idea these things were so common in ND TPS games. That's it.

>IT LOOKS TOO GOOD TO BE REAL
It just looks like the first game with extra features though.

you can eat shit if you want but just don't pretend it isn't shit you're eating.

>See the gameplay it's totally real
>look at our complex AI, it's amazing
>Can anyone that isn't your trained showman play it?
>No
>game releases
>AI is retarded and brain dead
We are currently at point 4
The same pattern has been playing out. If it's legit, great. But they've got to fucking prove it and they can only prove it if they let random people that aren't paid shills, play the game for themselves as a demo or something.

I bet you this shit won't happen in the actual game.

People are just completely guessing that because TLOU1's trailer made the AI look smarter than it was. They don't know. Naughty Dog has improved their AI tech by leaps and bounds since TLOU1
ND are extreme perfectionists and any repeated criticism (like towards TLOU1's AI) they are going to address, and even try to impress players with with for their next game

Reminder.
youtu.be/kbLOokeC3VU

>excitement, adventure, suspense, fear, and empowerment =/= fun
Man that's some stupid shit. All those concepts and feelings can be fun in context. Guy should get his head out his ass because the fumes from his own farts are fucking with his brain.

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it will probably be much more video-gamey. Nobody actually plays like that; that's like a panicking fool just escalating things further and further while digging themselves into a deeper and deeper hole, only surviving because it's on easy or some shit. A normal player you would see them doing whatever forms of cautious cheesing they can and it wouldn't be as exciting

This game is gonna shit all over Cyberpunk 2077. Third person action gameplay>>>>>>>>generic shit fps gameplay

>Naughty Dog has improved their AI tech by leaps and bounds
Naughty dog makes nothing but movie games

(((the last of us)))

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All that stuff that happened in the original game's demo could actually happen in-game (except for the taking bullets from the revolver and the in-game cutscene part at the end where he gets tackled).
The AI was just represented as looking smarter than it was when you actually tested it in-game

Don't believe everything you hear

>janny takes the time to remove the sonybro images ITT
>multiple BLACKED threads up right now
why does this image cause so much asshurt? I'm genuinely curious

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>missing the entire point of what they said
the fact that they can be fun in context makes the word fun too broad and vague

A 6/10 game is objectively good.
It having good presentation and excellent animations is perfectly acceptable and worthy of praise in those areas.
It does not in fact make it GOTY. Unless your standards are worryingly low or the state of video games is really that bad.

Totally unrelated, but i genuinely hope Square puts FF7R on the back burner & uses the FFXIV money on a Dragon Quest V remake instead.

The point is that they're pretending to be MENSA candidates when they're just making Walking Dead with mushrooms and lesbians.

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It was a very mediocre game

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Itt: seething incels

At least be subtle, you dumb tranny

See

itt: desperate marketers looking to shame people into buying a game they have no interest in

I just don't care... movie game #4000, the complaints and the praise just aren't worth anything

This would have blown the onions out of all redditor's asses if it had come out in 2015. 2016 at the latest. Its time has passed, it's not gonna bomb but it won't do anywhere near as good as the studio expects.

Delusion. Game cost $50M to make, at $60 a pop, it would make its budget back in less than a few hours. Not to mention the other royalties.

>>>/RetardEra/

this! so much this!

ill give you EDF but you have to have to see how retarded you sound when you say bullet girls is a good game.