*Ahem*
SING WITH ME NOW
LA LA LA
OHHHHHH YEAAAAAAHHH
OOOHHHOOHHHHOOOHHHH HYEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
WWWOOOOOWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!
LA LA LA
LA LA LA!
LA LA LA!!!
I HATE EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS IN LIFE EXCEPT FOR MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND I AM LIVING IN HELL LITERAL HELL EXCEPT FOR MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND EVERYBODY SING IT WITH ME
OOOOOHHHH HEY!
THERE IS NOTHING REDEEMABLE ABOUT THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND
OOOOHHHHHH HEY!
EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD ONLY EXISTS TO TORTURE ME EXCEPT FOR MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND
EVERYBODY NOW
LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU ALL I CAN HEAR IS MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND
LA LA LA!!! WHAT'S THAT? I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND!!!
LA LA LA!
OHHHHHHHHHH
YEAAAAAAAHHHHHH
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKK
*EATS A WORM FROM THE GROUND*
*EAR PIERCING SHRIEK*
*TEARS SOME HAIR OUT*
LA LA LA!!!!
EVERYBODY DO THE CONGO!
