Starcraft

>Rising Storm
>Weather isn't even a part of the game

>Red Orchestra 2
>There is no orchestra to be painted red

>dying light
>actually has a bunch of light

>fortnite
>games don't take two weeks to play

>final fantasy
>there’s 15+ games

I her tits really this big in the show?

No, but you sometimes "craft" units while in space close to the starts.

Super smash bros is a party game and you play with your bros.

They really get away with a lot

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>sleeping dogs
>no dogs are actually sleeping

How the fuck is this real and why is it the only thing from this show i like

>final fantasy
>15 sequels and a gorillion spin offs later

>last of us
>they aren't the last ones

>monster hunter
>you actually hunt monsters

>New super Mario bros
>the games aren’t new

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>console game
>can't access the console

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>infamous second son
>isn't actually the son

Marth and his sister
Simon and Richter

Probably because, hear me out here, nobody actually watches it.

I am both infuriated and in love with this picture

Pray tell user, which one is Marth's sister?

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well he's technically a son

the koopalings

The ice climbers are siblings.

Well you're wrong

>Metroid
>You never met Roid

Not even any dogs period IIRC

>Final Fantasy X
>It isn't the last entry in the series, let alone it's own little segment of the series

>there's only two siblings
Mario and Luigi

>Half-life
>you have full health

>Legend of Zelda
>The legend is actually about Link

>Funky Barn
>the barn is not actually funky

t. fucking retard

>jak and daxter
>actually about jak and daxter
>jak 2
>still focuses on jak and daxter

>he doesn't know

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chrom

isn't it literally the most watched show of CN

Because it's on every hour

>mother 3
>you have zero mothers

>Rayman 2 the great escape
>you escape in the first 5 minutes and the escape itself is mediocre at best

I guess a foot job from her is out of the question.

>Rock Man
Not a rock or a man
Simon and Richter aren't siblings. Their familial connection is one is descended from the other.

That like saying just because someone works out they can't give a good handjob. Working out gives you more control over your body, not less.

>Prince of Persia:The Two Thrones
>No throne is actually shown ingame
>let alone two

Of fucking course not you retard. They aren't that big in the comics and its a kids show.

That’s not Marth’s sister. Is it? I thought Elice had blue hair.

we need porn of her in this style

>that fucking clip where they shit talked Teen Titans Go and literally said the old Teen Titans show was better
the show is garbage but the fucking self awareness there is hilarious

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youtube.com/watch?v=sYlIYAnuHOE

>Watchdogs
>You don't watch dogs

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>Yea Forums
>you never talk about videogames

should i buy this game guys? is it shallow?

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you are the watchdog.

Resident Evil 2
>take place in a police station and not someone's residence

Dude! Upvote for you! I agree my good sir! I wish they’d bring back the old teen titans!!

It's literally that mobile game that has commercials on tv.

resident = one who resides

the zombies do indeed reside in the station

fail

I ended up watching some when I got sick recently and it's actually pretty hilarious

youtu.be/DGsh8WAopXo

>OP
>you don't post anything original

>not "Let's hit those showers!"

>a link to the past
>there no time traveling in the game

>the legend of zelda
>game is all about some twink named link

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He's literally beating his meat. That's much more brazen.

This gave me a boner

this Dawn of Man is a totally different game made by the people who made Planetbase

Smashtards should at the very least read up on the fucking characters.

I dont remember Wonder Woman being this cute