And here's our son's room. He's quite the gamer. Let's see if he's in

Why are there two doors there?

>OH GAWD I WANNA CUM IN MOM'S ASS SO MUCH. >HER ASS IS SO FUCKING PERFECT >AHHHHHHHHHHHHH *splooges everywhere*

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where's the MS Paint version

gotchu senpai

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I don't see much of a problem with this room though?
Aside from the lack of decoration that is.

>kitchen
>entertainment
>comfort
>platform you can use as a table
Aside from a futon / mattress this is pretty much a done deal

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yeah, it's not like he's ever gonna have any visitors or anything...

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The only problem I see is the chair/TV placement, Put the TV on the wall next to the door and put the chair in front of that and suddenly it's a lot easier to move around the room unless there's another room behind the person taking the image or something.

when did you get back together with dad ma, and why would you invite someone over to this shithole wtf

basato

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That's me! Hopefully I won't be wearing my thighhigh socks and horse cock dildo when they walk in, teehee

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SAUCE

>Get out, Mum! I'm playing Madden!

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Second chair is fine, rest seems like a dumb waste of cash you won't really use anyway

That dudes fucked

I vaguely wish I could have a room like this :(

This but unironically

>Cafe Paris
every college girl dorm

You can find the Sauce if you climb to the top of the tallest building you can find and throw yourself off of it.

Ciri is for horses and large dogs only

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[MUFFLED SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE]

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He isn’t using a coaster

cursed

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Where are the stairs?

jej

Now that's what I'd call an ironic weeb

I'd adore and explore her ass if you catch my bread crumbs

based

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His parents took them down because he's grounded.

>not a single metal gear patch
shame

>Let's see if he's in...
Im sorry dad, Sakurai didn't choose me. I failed you.

no blackout curtains

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wholesome

>Only once you've faced reality are you welcome back in the realm of men again, my child

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If that is an apartment then that man is smart. probably doesn't spend too much in that room to care. imagine if you had to move out so that moving would be a bitch with all that extra shit you could do without.

Thanks Doc.

Hey im a guy and I have a cat, plants, and a dog, and I like art

And I wish I didn't have any of it

She is forced to sit on your dick or the floor

>then perish

>Yea Forums used to be reddit

im glad i got her during the golden years

Then she can either get her own place or get one of the folding chairs out of the closet

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>Dog: And so his fate is sealed, Master.
>Man: We shall herald your name through the ages, a tale of caution to the children, that they shall never try to resist me as you. Go now, into the darkness.

That's disturbing

>To Let The World Live

do americans really just give tours of their homes

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>still living with your parents
Yeah, I get zoomers are taking over the site, but come on man.
Move out, seriously. That money you're saving by mooching off your parents isn't worth the shit you have to put up with.

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GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT

jesus, that looks like it goes pretty deep, user

Joke's on you. My parents moved out.

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GET OUT I'M CHANGING

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>I guess this is where I leave you, user-kun
>Enjoy the rest of your pathetic life

this guy was instantly forgotten

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Does anyone have that one webm of some guy walking into a hotel room only to find like twenty guys all in one big bed? It was kind of like this and it isn't NSFW

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Was gonna post this but I'm on my phone. Been a while since I've seen someone else post it. Bless u user.

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But I don't have to put up with anything besides not being an asshole for no reason?

>Walls of video games.
Is there anything more aesthetically disgusting?

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>when they open the door

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do you have the pepe of him wearing a mask?

>tfw i remember

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here you go friend

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Walls of mario and pokemon games

>you will never have this much fun

>this will never be you

>Another dead white boy.
Nothing of value was lost.

literally a semen thief

excellent

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>This will never mind

>white

Explain is this the kid that shotunned himself?

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I mean how else are you supposed to store them?

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>lego octan patch
thats rad

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This picture made me reailize it's women who put pillows on already cushioned chairs

I'm sorry, Dinosaurs aren't allowed in this thread.

You're at the bottom of the barrel but you forget that there's garbage under the barrel too.

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no?

Amaterasu!

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I find parents reach an age where they stop changing, and any flaws they have won't go away.
That being said, even if they charge rent, it's likely to be cheaper than living on your own.
I prefer an apartment to myself, but neighbors can be problematic with noise and quirks just like parents. Ultimately, it might just be better to stick with the annoyances you know.

Ive seen heroin addicts with cleaner rooms

:(

The biting gets very irritating after a while. Trust me.

D U S T Y

In the garbage.
>Owning physical media after 2015

i was in that /fit/ thread

youtu.be/Lp0-8Ibkczc

>do you have a nice girlfriend yet user?
>No? Then you have to stay in the pit of lost children.

Sam?

Nothing wrong with that.

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What if you're the one doing the biting?

imagine the ungodly fucking smell

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hell

>that squat rack + bed fusion
>all those piss bottles
>all those fucking cookies in the garbage
It gets funnier the longer you look at it
It probably smells like absolute shit

kid who an-hero'd on stream with some virtue signaling bitch in a call crying crocodile tears, mom walked in crying when his brains were all over the wall

Why? What shit do I put up with?
I’m going to college now. After that I can move out.
Why is being practical and living at home in any way a bad thing?

>Stairs
You're not getting out of there.

She'd bleed. A lot.

made me chuckle

>Rise and Fall of the Third Reich
>Gulag Archipelago
>TRUMP

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my room is like that and i'd take a picture of it but i literally do not have any lamps/lights to make it visible
i use a flashlight and the light of my laptop to get around

why do women buy so much unnecessary shit ?

you gotta come over for dinner, you just gotta

Roasties are hardwired to make you go through cycles of buying a bunch of useless crap that you will trash in one year. They are the ones behind global warming. The guy who owns that apartment is a smart minimalist.

>LIVE LAUGH LOVE
>Café Paris
I'm getting flashbacks
the only thing missing is something related to travel and you have my ex's apartment

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That's not a garbage can

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Serious question, whats wrong with rise and fall? I thought it was a well known book about that period.

No, I mean if you were the girl
I want to be the girl

>those comments
Its like another fucking world. How did this place change so damn much in just a couple of years?

The mom walking in really fucked me up. I would never be able to do that to my mom.

he's in

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What was the whole story behind his an hero again?

*turns up trashed*

I'd rather save an extra $1,000+ every month

did I fucking stutter?
I'd be a dyke if I were the girl

>pb jar
>spoon eating pb

what the fuck is wrong with people

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Nothing on its own. Throw them all together, add in the Dostoevsky, and it paints a certain picture.

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Sometimes, but only for particular occasions by my experience. Usually when people have guests or visitors staying the night or longer.

Livin the dream, Rust

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This.
>Guest in your home
>Don't have the courtesy to come and say hello, even if it's just a hello on the way to the kitchen or something before going back to your room

This scenario should never happen because you should be able to avoid it by not being a complete autist.

>Peterson

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this reminds me of those /r9k/ images with tons of shit drawn into a disgusting girl's room.

No one cares about your personal faggot fantasies. We want to be girls biting and slurping dicks, fuck off.

like anyone is going to visit you you fucking lazy fuck

What the fuck is this from? Some article?

I know that webm

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Well you wouldn't eat it with a fork

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you got any of the "pretty princess points" rooms?

I don't remember, but I think it was on /r9k/ if you want to look into it.

It’s fucking bullshit that you are forced to go say hello unless you want to get your privacy invaded by some guests or family members you don’t give a shit about

Based Bobby

the guy in the wall always kills me

dios mio

are trannies that fuckind disgusting irl?

DOES NOBODY KNOCK AROUND HERE ANYMORE?

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I never understood who the guy in the red shirt is supposed to be in this. He's the size of a child and speaks like one, but he has facial hair.

Literal 13 year old mindset, jesus

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they are.

>PhD Comp Sci
Every time I see this image I always feeling like going into STEM was a mistake

It's xir dad, obviously a manlet.

Idk if I want to waste time on /r9k/, do you happen to remember his name?

>Is this MS paint image made by a Yea Forums user reflective of reality

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>that kitty under the bed
good i wish that was me

How? I didn’t ask for my mom’s second cousin or whatever the fuck person I will hopefully never see again to enter my fucking room, and why would I go waste time saying hello to someone I don’t care about? Also I’m 23

I know user
but what can you expect from trannies

It isn't. Just don't get any funny ideas about programming emulatores and you're fine.

i never got the point huehue of the pointy tip on the dragon dildos
faggots can you explain this?

Shouldn't you be in bed. Tomorrow is a school day.

I started 'calorie counting' and now I'm hungry all the time. I hope this works.

modern university is a mistake

If you want that privilege then move out you lazy slacker.

Thanks man, some cool user up in Alaska makes them.
hyperboreanpatchco.bigcartel.com/
I have his transperent orange chainsaw one on my lighter jacket.

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>yes goyim take all those savings and spend them in a soon to be crashing market

Manga adaptation was better

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good luck user
remember to eat healthy and do exercise
find hobbies to keep your mind busy
don't cut too much on calories
know how many calories your body really needs, don't eat less