Tfw no gf

Weeb* not even close on the keyboard what's my problem

>tfw no japanese gf

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Why would you even need to say that?

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>learning japanese
Absolutely useless. Best you can do is apply to be a game/anime translator and that's it. No nip girl will want you just because you speak moon.

>tfw broke up with gf because she treated you like shit

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going to japan to study there (engineering, grad school) in tokyo for a while

w-wish me luck bros

>tfw no 2D gf

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jesus christ lads

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>tfw realize a lack of gf is best way to enjoy life

stop listening to your hormones and start listening to your dreams

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God why are w*te people so like this

>turn on news
>american student arrested in japan following allegations of sexual harassment

Based and sex toypilled

>Not a guy
The background could have told me that.

>tfw no boyfriend to call daddy as he tells me how cute i look and lubes up my boypussy with his tongue

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I'm European, I speak fluent Japanese and am very good at hiding my powerlevel.

>allegations of sexual harassment
He said Japan, not America.

I know, fuck you
Good luck. I'll be wishing you well, fellow hopeless weeb

redpill me on ass eating, is it enjoyable?....for both parties.

Go ahead and grab a random JK out on the streets and see what happens.

nice video games. can I play?

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This. I thought I wanted a girlfriend but realized I just wanted sex when I was lonely. Found a 6/10 girl on dating app willing to take her pants off when I asked her with no strings attached, now everything else is good

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whats his name?

TFW i have to double check everything i want to fap to not be a trap.

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Why isn't she wearing pants

Why is she making that stupid face

it feels good if you're a guy and on the receiving end because male g-spot. It's also very hot to eat ass but i only get involved sexually with men

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This. Women are nothing but trouble. That is without going into the fact they can give you the worst STD of all: a kid.

> tfw broke with gf because I realized pussy is overrated as hell and I'm much better off on my own

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You move to SanFran and get used to neon hair colors.

Because she's a fucking Jap. Two bombs weren't enough.

tie a rope around your neck and jump off the table, then you can have as many traps as you want

it's quite simple really
you become the male gf

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>NEET life the past few years
>Got a call back for a job interview last week
>Being considered for the position and will get a call back this week

Its literally a trash position, but its a county job so its a start.

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>tfw only girl interested me is a 5/10 with boring personality

she wants the dick but we have literally nothing to talk about. why can't women develop some hobbies or something, all she does is to the gym for 20 minutes to do cardio, watch dumb tv shows and spend money on clothes

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swimsuit succubus. totally a dude.

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sauce pls

Men wipe better.

Sounds like you should just stop caring about her.

This girl (male) is genuinely attractive and I would bone if given the chance
No homo of course

Careful how you talk about my slutty wife

As opposed to being a bing bing wahoo connoisseur?
>inb4 durrr I actually dabble in carpentry or some other obscure activity that nu/v/ creams their pants over

Bob cut and Hime always make me rock hard.

Precisely the point user, the moment he lands on japan that aryan mustardrace white boy is pretty much a nigger to the Japanese. You think Japanese society will take kindly to white apes coming in to steal the superior docile Yamato masterrace women? They'll come up with some excuse like he used the wrong titles when speaking to a cutie and deport him back to his shithole.

nudes when

>tfw married to an asian woman with a kid on the way

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The cute and funny poster went to prison didn't he