>protagonist plays both sides of the conflict
Protagonist plays both sides of the conflict
>protag has lax as fuck firearms laws and has one of the lowest homicide rates in the world
how do they do it bros?
That's how you always win, baby.
By not being violent apes.
by being based
>protagonist isn't involved with the central conflict until the middle of the game
>he ends up carrying his faction till the end of it
Rewrite
They're white
>villain is constantly defeated but keeps trying
>comedic relief side character does nothing, pretends to do something near the end, tries to tell everyone that he alone was responsible for defeating the BBEG
FTFY friendo
>character is amazing in the first game
>is complete fucking garbage in the sequels
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OBESED
Shut the fuck up dad you were trapped on your crappy little island getting your capital bombed to dust before we showed up.
Did more than you Pierre MacDonald
on a winning spree since the 60's, keep seething
>character tries to compete with the protagonist
>wins sometimes
>completely fucking jobs at the end of the game
I love my country. We produce the highest quality clocks and chocolate in the world.
I wouldn’t call sacrificing yourself a win
More like
>good guy is honorbound to fight for his Brother the first time, loses
>finds out who the true bad guy was all along
>is forced to fight friends and foes alike until only one friend far away remains
>is forced to commit atrocities in the hopes of freeing this world
>keeps on fighting even after being surrounded from all sides
>loses, is captured and brainwashed
>nothing of the former personality remains
>truly has become a villain
>character is a complete hypocrite
Me too, fellow swissbro. I really can't imagine living anywhere else.
>protagonist crushes the opposition
Swiss here.
This won't last. Practically 100% of our severe crimes such as rape or murder are commited by fucking immigrants from southeastern europe shithole countries. Everything else from schoolyard fights to old ladies getting their purse stolen involves immigrants.
The politics are turning us into the world's most expensive shithole. Not as fast as Sweden, UK or Germany, but it will be fucked beyond repair within a few decades I fear.
Switches to the winning side in the middle of the fight
>character dies
>the game just gets shittier as it goes on
t. xhoxan