Claire Redfield
My name is Claire
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And with the incredible smell of mu asshole I will conquer the world!
disgusting... there is a thing called "too much ass"
I need Claire to sit her just-shat-and-didn't-wipe ass on my face so I can tongue clean it while receiving some asshole blinking, the taste of her asshole must be amazing if it's either clean of just shat a hard log that didn't left too much material behind, how can I have this feel pol? My life depends on it, will printing her face and gluing into regular girl suffice my needs?
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Yes there is, but fat niggers like Nicki Minaj enter that category, not Claire, she has the perfect size to make her waist look very small and to butt punch you in the stomach while fucking her doggy style without impeding your dick
>Please claire, pee on this cup here for me, thank you, glub glub glub, ahhhhh
>t. never had intercourse
based
DIOS MIO... Dios te salve María, llena eres de gracia, el Señor es contigo. Bendita tú eres entre todas las mujeres, y bendito es el fruto de tu vientre, Jesús. Santa María, Madre de Dios, ruega por nosotros, pecadores, ahora y en la hora de nuestra muerte. Creo en un solo Dios, Padre Todopoderoso, Creador del cielo y de la tierra, de todo lo visible y lo invisible. Creo en un solo Señor, Jesucristo, Hijo único de Dios, nacido del Padre antes de todos los siglos: Dios de Dios, Luz de Luz, Dios verdadero de Dios verdadero, engendrado, no creado, de la misma naturaleza que el Padre, por quien todo fue hecho; que por nosotros, los hombres, y por nuestra salvación bajó del cielo, y por obra del Espíritu Santo se encarnó de María, la Virgen, y se hizo hombre; y por nuestra causa fue crucificado en tiempos de Poncio Pilato; padeció y fue sepultado, y resucitó al tercer día, según las Escrituras, y subió al cielo, y está sentado a la derecha del Padre; y de nuevo vendrá con gloria para juzgar a vivos y muertos, y su reino no tendrá fin. Creo en el Espíritu Santo, Señor y dador de vida, que procede del Padre y del Hijo, que con el Padre y el Hijo, recibe una misma adoración y gloria, y que habló por los profetas. Creo en la Iglesia, que es una, santa, católica y apostólica. Confieso que hay un solo Bautismo para el perdón de los pecados. Espero la resurrección de los muertos y la vida del mundo futuro. Padre Nuestro, que estás en el cielo, santificado sea tu nombre; venga a nosotros tu reino; hágase tu voluntad, en la tierra como en el cielo. Danos hoy nuestro pan de cada día; perdona nuestras ofensas, como también nosotros perdonamos a los que nos ofenden; no nos dejes caer en la tentación, y líbranos del el goblinos de Capcom. Amen!
I've had intercourse with a petite 12 year old girl. I'm not a virgin. Your argument is invalid
>*Bond trumpets start up*
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A match made in heaven
why is Claire so endearing? i like her a lot yet i'm not sure why
I'm in love with her and I havn't even played the game, or the original one
>Claire actually has light freckles
AHHH
Hold me Yea Forums
What the fuck is wrong with her face here? Has this been edited?
Any good doujins yet?
How does it feel, Claire, that Leon canonically belongs to Ada?
Maybe you could tell me? I don't see anything wrong. She is just looking down
need Leon pics hahah
Rank em.
resident evil 3 > 0 > rest
wow shit taste detected
0 didn't even have a fucking item box and that's inexcusable, and RE3 was basically a "Jill in the City" expansion pack for RE2
Her model looks like shit.
She looks like she lost all of her chin. She looks like a mouth breather here, this isn't vanilla, someone has fucked with her face.
I don't believe you, I believe my eyes
I said 0 in like "0 points, worthless, nada, niente, 0/10 and the rest is less then worthless", I didn't even knew there was a "resident evil 0"
The ones from 20 years ago are still dope.
does anyone have beachboy Leon holding a flashlight up? its during the flirting scene with claire
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If she sits on your face like in pic related you quoted you just lose air too fast to really concentrate but is really hot to suck pussy with your nose stuck in her asshole, but with the girl sitting on your chest and her asshole in your mouth is heaven, it's hot as fuck and the view alone of the ass on your face turning into a small waist it so fucking beautiful, my girl is really into it, blinking her asshole on my tongue and all and grabbing her own hair while I'm doing it so it drives me crazy, everyone deserves to feel this at least once a month
Jill / Claire / Becca >>>>>>>>>>
t. this guy: waifu wars are gay, fuck off with that shit
Sorry can you write whatever point you are trying to get across in English this time? Im not even really sure why you replied to me, it's that unclear.
Reminder Jill wears plain cotton bras and panties. She's practical and neat about it.
>I can't understand that
You need to go back
>so hot he's on fire
What was your actual fucking point you cock, i genuinly cannot tell what you were on about. You replied to two people.
"t. this guy : [quote]"
means
"you are this guy: [link to guys post].
You fucking dumb redditor.
The next sentence is self explanatory.
EXCEPT. YOU. WERE FUCKING. WRONG. FAGGOT.
only actual reddit calls other people reddit so unironically.
he's mine
Wrong about what? You being that guy? lmao
"t." does not literally mean you are that guy. People say "t. michael" in response to anons who shit on the game all the time and nobody seriously thinks its him
nah, I just can't believe how autist like him could be on here and not know what "t." means, or how inline quotes work
Cute and canon
phew, look at this seether
Hey guys, did you ever think there's a reason why they made her face ugly on purpose?
LET ME LICK IT CLAIRE, LET ME LICK IT AND DON'T YOU DATE TO WIPE IT BEFORE!
Genuine question here; I'm a console gamer but PC gamers often brag that they can use mods. Are most of the mods nude/sexier character?
>merely pretending
>Yea Forums speak amarite fellow oldfags? Its not for redditors!!!
You are trying way to hard mate
Stop, you are just embarrassing yourself now
Is it weird that he was totally not my type when I started playing the game, but now I'm in love with him?
ironic
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for now it's mostly texture models (nude, new clothes, different color/model guns), but there is already some other types of mods like 1º person and some graphical improvements/changes mods, but nothing really exiting
I really doubt this game will have a big and active modding community since it's not the type of game that attract modders, so if it's for the mods only this is not the one to be worth changing platform for this reason only
okay faceblind guy
I'f you are a men, then yes, your brain totally forgot the function and objective of your own organs and physiology
the amount of shilling for this game is pathetic, especially when there are much better games around
Certainly not that one though
3 is great. But 0? Come on...
Faggot exactly how many millions of people have to praise a game to not be "shilling" in your estimation. Stop being a hipster cunt.
SEE LEON?!
MY SISTER IS BEAUTIFUL! THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE CONFIRMS IT!
I'm a grill btw, Chris has always been the hottest RE guy for me, but now I want to sit on Leon's face.
Claire. Claire Kennedy.
Claire IS beautiful though. She has the biggest heart.
To make it believable when Leon turns her down for Ada.
MR.REDFIELD DIVERT YOUR ATTENTION TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER. PLEASE GET THE SON OF SPARDA, DANTE TO IMPREGNATE HER. WE ARE LACKING YOUNG MEN ON OUR ISLAND AND SHE IS DESPERATE. PLEASE.
there are camera mods (camera height / distance, first person, free cam, photo mode) and mods that swap monsters into other monsters. You can also model-swap any character to any other character and adjust the game speed. And you can freeze the adaptive difficulty to one specific rank (out of 12) so it never changes based on your performance, regardless of the difficulty you chose at the start.
>Emilia Clarke is ugly
not triggering anyone here, so fucking low effort...
Absolute kino
see
Wasn't shilling for the game, was shilling for Claire's asshole taste, fucking moron
play resident evil 0
I wish I could, poor user
who else thinks CV is the best game and is the true RE3?
It's not the best but it's up there.
Well, then answering your question properly, I'm a 32yo married man with 2 children, not fat, not bold, not short, addicted to gym, and still I'm fucking in love with Claire, how not only weird but retarded is that? Yes it's weird but this games are messing with our human brains so not my fault, is the only answer
Finished RE 1 HD and 2 remastered, is there a way to play RE3 or is it unplayable now?
Here you go, senpai
>or is it unplayable now
Nigga wot?
1999, does it have a remaster or something?
Imagine the smell of Claire' ass and pussy after the Sewers section haha
she's a BrapStar
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It's on PS1, Dreamcast, gamecube and it even got a PC release. It can be downloaded digitally on PS3. How are you unable to play at least one of those?
Marvin watched Leon change
*steals Claire's heart*
*steals Claire's gimmick of being the RE biker*
*doesn't steal her virginity*
What did he mean by this? Why did he ruin her life?
I'll get it on PC then
Thanks for the rare one, user.
When i say PC i mean a physical release years ago, not something like steam.
she'll probably need you to do a lot for her because she looks STUPID
IT'S GONNA BLOW
Gawd damn lad, so I need an emulator?
that'd be easiest i think
That doesn't even make sense.
Do it for her because she can't do it herself? It's a good joke.
Look at how sopping wet she is for Leon
If you seriously dont own any of the platforms RE3 is on, sure.
me on the right (in the video)
Not anymore, gave my PS2 and 3 to my brother, PS Now might have it but it's trash
I can't wait to "give him stars" one again
Didn't someone post MEGA links to original trilogy in these threads a few times? Anyone got those?
ohh, you meant "stupid" like she's literally stupid.
Well she's not!!!
It's no problem, I've played it on a PC emulator around 2001 and it was no problem at all, there sure is plenty of PS1 good emulators today...
Jill really was a remarkable woman
can't wait to romance him
will we have bouncing boobs physics in it? RE2 totally failed us on that front and modders didn't solve this terrible problem to his day!
Ok, you stop that. Now.
Found it, here it is. Not that user but I wanted to ask can I just play these versions?
>Resident Evil 1997 + some patches
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>Source next RE2:
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1.0 Patch: appleofeden.de-doc.com
RE2 Classic Rebirth: appleofeden.de-doc.com
>RE3 Source Next:
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Restoration Mod:
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Such a shame seeing as RE was pioneering bouncing tits in video games since REmake. Even VII had jiggle physics on Zoe for christs sake.
>Leon still wouldn't fuck Claire when that's the first thing he sees when he comes home
LEEEEOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!
why do the nude mod boobs and nipples look better than the ones in all the SFM porn?
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that fucking PIT
Ada has bouncing tits in RE2R, but it looks really fake when they're bouncing free outside of her dress. The nipples always bounce up and down in perfect synchronization
recessed jaw
Those nipples and areolae look like absolute shit.
Does Claire do anal?
agree, Anna from Metro Exodus not even modded one look way better
If we’re talking Emilia Clarke from 2010, then she’d be beautiful.
Either way, you’re wrong faggot.
What? This?
They look great faggot, I wish porn animators would use more thick nips like that. Half the time it's just a perfect circle of pink areola with a tiny ball-shaped nipple placed over the center
>way better
Smaller, not as perky, the nipples point straight forwards because her tits arent as thick. She has the little bumps on the areola but why would you prefer that? Not like all women have them
Becca is cute! CUTE!
And a fuckin monster in RE5 Mercenaries
it's beside the point because she looks nothing like Claire anyway
If Claire's armpits smelled bad, how did Leon's smell like?
how the fuck?
even running past everything that is improbable
>paint in the face
>laughing
man I would be really fuckin pissed
how can you say you love her when you won't even play her game?
How would Chris react to finding out Leon impregnated Claire?
I need more zombie girl pics
"GJ dude"
A toast! To the Redfield bloodline, and to my sister and Leon! The happiest couple in the world!
Pretty much this:
>this page is in spanish. Translate it to english?
All thanks to:
It was only the one bike
Also Leon totals everything he drives
>no overly-attached, psychotic Claire gf
I was literally rewatching that cutscene today and I thought "surprised Yea Forums hasn't memed that ugly fucking shot in the scene to oblivion".
Totally doable.
Is he changing his hair style?
Is he undergoing a metamorphosis?
D-delete
MASSIVE DAB ON CLAIRENIGGER
IRRELEVANT SKANK
>Yea Forums still makes this mischaracterisation of Claire as some sort of insecure and desperate virgin
Oh no no no no.
The absolute state of the Redfields.
Apparently in day to day life he doesn't play up the old timey thing he has going on as much as he does in his videos. Here's a video he made off the cuff a few years ago.
>20 year old non-canon material
LA GOBLINA
someone is mad
>hurr rocket launcher everything
>OG
>not canon
Looks like someone didn't hear the podcast
>typically the first person to try something others would not
>hey Leon, I'd let you do what Ada won't
>you know ;)
Jordan is so lovely
>non-canon
>a remake replaces the original entirely
lol no
Guess Rebecca died too, because the RE3 guidebook said so.
>replying to 3 hour old posts
Im sure they will read your reply user
Guess so, unless a canon entry wishes to proove otherwise. You seem to think a remake replaces the original simply because you "say so". Also there is nothing to replace RE3 so good job with your theory retard.
>RE3 isn't canon you guys
FUCKING LOL
desu chrisposting is all fun & games but these just make me sad, lucia is legitimately still so hung up on dante
Where is the BLACKED porn for this slut
pathetic whitebois cant compete
>RE3 isn't canon
???
Apparently they can because cuckolds like you are begging for wank material
game is canon
side material isn't
>Guess Rebecca died too, because the RE3 guidebook said so
Sure why not, no games officially contest this
Well. I believe that Chris would be overjoyed to hear that his sister is going to be a mother. He'd be happy for Claire and would most likely question Leon if he was going to stay and take care of the child. After that, though...I believe Chris would feel quite a bit less stressed out, like a huge weight had been taken off his shoulders.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>being this much of a faggot when called out
>thinking that new claire looks good
fag
>keeps teasing shower nudes
>literally posts a backturned topless shoot on her twitter
>one image shows her erect nipples through her crop sweater
She's a bad girl. Also someone else took this photo.
She got blacked hahaha Claire fags now officially cucks
Nope.
Must.....smell....FARTS!
jesus seek help
nah she got rice'd
Superior Claire Redfield
Re6 Mercenaires or Revelations 2 Raid Mode. Which is the best resident evil mini game?
He doesn't even look like the type to cuck he looks like a beta black male who only invited him out of pity
Why because their is a black dude behind her in a picture?
>61 unique IPs
you'd be surprised
desu i gotta go with mercs even though im not big into score driven modes, the whole suite of movement and melee options really shined there
>jokes aside Some guys on this planet actually do get to press naked bodies with Jordan
>they get erections and she lets her pussy open for them to go inside it
>they get to feel her walls
>they get to hear her breath get faster and faster in their ear
>they get to hear her make little grunts
>they get to make her say "yes harder, more"
>they get to make silly grunts themselves, feel the early, round 1 too excited orgasam coming and pull out their cocks from inside her and watch their hot white loads hit her naked skin
>they get to lay againt her giggiling smiling self and cuddle shile waiting to get up again for a longer, more female orgasam focused round 2
This actually happens for some guys irl, probably at this party shes been at all weekend.
seething
projecting
How? That black dude looks like a dweeb and nerd
Claire.... Claire Pitfield
Just finished a new run, here you go man.
>yfw Leon will randomly die one day after getting ghosted by Ada so hard that he drinks like never before, stumbles home, gets to his kitchen, trips and falls over on a bunch of empty whiskey and vodka bottles, cutting himself on them and then bleeding out alone while crying, shitting and vomiting
OH NO NO NO
>500$ camera
>Throws it in the sand
Chris please, this is getting pathetic now. He's not going to fuck Claire, he's not interested int he goblinas.
>1990's superbike racer leathers
>With period-correct colors & sponsorship logos
Why is this a fetish? Why does the OC Donut-Steel Waifu I made wear them?
>desperate Adafags ITT
I want to SNIFF Claire's asshole
>smoker
disgusting trash
Doc please, help me get Claire pregnant.
Chris...what I can do is limited and allow me to ask you a question... have you about asked Claire's thoughts on the subject? What does she think about about all of this?
>The Therapist inquired at the Redfield.
Does anyone else here get aroused by Mexican Claire?
I just want a family bros
Can there be a special mention for RE:DS's first person knife mode?
She wants Leon just as badly. We even resorted to kidnapping him last night
I think, Doc, you should proceed to inform the authorities right away before Leon is subjected to further unwanted harm.
Claire is sweet and wholesome girl who is for sweet and wholesome thoughts only.
Based Leon.
kek
Don't think about it.
>counting the time she "saved" him from herself blowing up the island
Any butt expansion images of her?
>light-hearted
>bit of a tomboy
>somewhat wild
>the first person to try something others would not
So she's autistic.
Whose the other model that did Claire's body?
>The Therapist sighed deeply in response to this.
Chris, you're a talented soldier, a very dedicated person and a caring brother and I hope you're not letting things escalate into territories that would be considered illegal and immoral and I hope you're aware of what you're doing and as a member of STARS, you're aware of what things you should and SHOULD not do.
>The Therapist explained to the Eldest Redfield.
>couting the same thing more than once (RE2, Darkside Chronicles, Remake)
>Chris literally stated word-to-word that him and Claire "even resorted to kidnapping Leon last night"
>he literally sent an image of him and Claire proceeding to rape Leon without willing consent
What MORE do you need on your hands, Doc?!?!
JUST
CALL
THE
AUTHORITIES
D-Don't make that face at me doc. This is Leon's fault! All I want is for him to impregnate Claire! That's not wrong! I NEED A BOULDER
Why are there so many cut scenes where the game doesn't play the classic music even when you have it turned on? I hope this gets patched in at a later date but I seriously doubt it. youtube.com
what part of the game is this?
I don't know why Leon keeps turning Claire down. This is clearly the face of a man enjoying himself.
she would be the queen of vidya midriff if she had any normal outfits that showed it
stop bullying Leon
Chris, back when you were in Raccoon City as a member of STARS and someone kidnapped another and did..."things" to them. Would you not have arrested them?
>The Therapist began to ask Chris.
Chris, could you please take a moment to think long and hard about the things you've attempted in order to get Leon with Claire? How have your actions impacted the people around you, Chris?
>The Therapist continued to question.
And what about your partner, Jill, how does she feel about this? Have you spoken to her lately, Chris?
>He questioned Chris.
VanillaChads, report in
Does the model have a nice puss?
Doc, Jill is my beautiful, loyal partner. Nothing is going on between us, she isn't pressuring me to settle down either! So it's okay! Claire has to carry on the Redfield name, why won't you support me?! Just give me legal support!
so no then
seriously why does no one ever model the poosay
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WHERE THE FUCK DOES THIS PLAY IN THE GAME I'VE WATCHED THE CREDITS AT LEAST A DOZEN TIMES AND IT NEVER PLAYED ONCE.
Oh no no no claire bros
its the VERY beginning iirc
What, like inside it so it spreads open like a flower and has its own vaginal tube going inside of the model and shit? Maybe because that's hard as fuck and this is just a mod that one guy did for free w/ no help from Capcom.
It's called an "innie" and this one has modeled lips and shape
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if you just hate innies in general then compare it to Ada's mod:
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Not a bad for a mod.
I really need to figure out what my dumb ass is doing wrong with trying to install it. The other costume I downloaded worked D:
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>There’s only one Tyrant. When designing the game, we wanted whichever scenario the player is currently in to be representative of the main story arc. You could say that each scenario could be considered a parallel world, which is why you see Tyrant appear multiple times.
>The Therapist rose an eyebrow, it seemed Chris was getting on the defensive when he had mentioned his partner, Jill.
Chris...it's not about Claire or Leon, is it?
>The Doctor inquired at Chris.
Are you scared of commitment, Chris? Are you by chance afraid of the idea of settling down? And maybe your fear grew where you may have dumped the responsibility of starting a family onto your sister.
>The Therapist continued.
Now, Chris...You and Jill have a history, why would it not work between you two, exactly?
>He inquired.
Doc knock it off, Jill is just my partner. We don't think about these things. You're making me uncomfortable. Just. Leon HAS TO FUCK MY SISTER. LET HIM CONTINUE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE, GIVE ME NIECES AND NEPHEWS.
do you have the dlc costumes? did you move 920564 out of install folder?
Ye + ye
The sheriff's deputy skin would be perfect if it wasn't for the silly hat.
>The Therapist noticed that Chris was still on the defensive and indeed had a "my way or the high way mindset".
Well, Chris, are you not aware of the bond you two have created over the years? Did you not run through that Mission in Africa to find your partner? Do you remember when Jill saved your life and pushed Albert through that window to sacrifice herself to save you?
Are you certain that no feelings towards Jill has ever come to your mind?
>The Therapist continued to question at Chris.
Now, who is the one person you can always depend on, Chris? Who has been by your side for years, your partner during this war on bioterrorism?
>The doctor asked the Redfield.
Wth are we gonna do with the "No way fag" meme if leon ends up fucking claire in the new canon?
nwf relates to Ashley specifically, so we keep it unless they remake 4 and he smashes her too.
Than it's Ada working her ways, definitely
yep, and that ain't it chief. notice her back arched?
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE JILL, THERE ARE YOU HAPPY. BUT I CAN'T BE A FATHER, SO CLAIRE MUST CONTINUE THE BLOODLINE DAMMIT I'M GETTING LEON RIGHT NOW
>parallel worlds are a thing
>meaning more than one timeline is there
>meaning RE2R IS a new timeline
nah. she's boring. Rebecca's fucking horrid though, so Jill has her topped at least.
I did it. I got my first Hardcore S+ rank.
BASED
Where the fuck is the story heading?
>there are much better games around
name one, contrarian. i personally love TEW but there are plenty of reasons it isn't as widely praised.
no, the game and your waifu are shit.
it worked for me when I tried with the "fluffy mod manager"
ok this is epic
>The Therapist grinned that Chris finally admitted this.
Chris, I may be able to speak to Leon and Claire about their relationship if you can bring them both in. But...you have try to give your relationship with Jill a chance and...please try not to do anything illegal, Chris. Please.
>The Therapist told the Redfield, jotting something down on his notepad.
Alright Doc. I will have a talk with Jill. But please have Leon impregnate Claire.
guys.. i finished Claire B Hardcore and got an S+ with only 12 seconds to spare. the relief is real.
nope.
life isn't fair. fuck this gay earth.
Is it safe to assume that Claire has no idea what is going on this whole time with Chris trying to get Leon to impregnate her?
Remember, I can't make any promises, Chris. I'll talk to them both and the rest is up to them.
>The Therapist reminded Chris.
FakeFactory Claire when?
Here.
Looks like an old Nikon film camera. Probably just a prop. Grils don’t shoot film, only autistic virgins.
So is this the end of this storyline? Chris admitted his urge for Jill. It was fun while it lasted
>not wanting him to sit on your face
I expect great news of their mating, Doc. Thanks.
>looking at Claire SFM porn gallery
>There are a bunch of pictures of Revelations 2 Claire
new chapter bros?
You would think, right? Well, Chris still is urging Claire and Leon to get together, not really asking about their feelings. Leon is chasing after Ada despite it being unhealthy and a futile effort, not to mention his drinking problem.
In other words, one door to recovering has been opened but it's FAR FROM OVER.
good job, user
>Look, i really need you to fuck my sister if you think i should be with Jill you are retarded because we've been friends through all of these zombie outbreaks and there's no way i could have feelings for her of anybody else
Fanfic user from yesterday. Keep an eye on fanfiction dot net. I finished the first chapter and will be uploading it within the next 12 hours. I would have done so already but the site if forcing me to wait to submit.
DOC HAVE YOU SEEN ADA? I NEED TO TALK TO HER, JUST FOR A FEW MINUTES IN A ROOM ALONE. DOC. DOC PLEASE. DOCCCCC
Officer Kennedy, please take a seat.
>The Therapist requested.
Now, why do you have feelings toward Ada, Leon?
>The Therapist started with a simple question.
fuck off you yellow fever havin faggot
There's a few good fics running, but i don't think we're getting anything else tonight. Tomorrow, probably
Meanwhile, have some not-so-vanilla guilty pleasure. Really entertaining
archiveofourown dot org/works/13730472
Very nice
it still looks a little weird because they need to simulate how it kinda sticks closed until it's spread juust wide enough to open. Right there hers is just like a wide open slit even though she's just standing normally. Was kinda like that in Honey Select too.
Based, hope to wake up to it tomorrow
Now, now...there's no need for harsh words here.
get this gook outta here
no one asked for this manipulative zipperhead
sauce?
i feel nothing.
She's just so perfect, so ethnic, so fertile and cool. I want her to have my children today. I will have Ada. Nobody can stop this.
creamy
Doctor please, I miss Chris. I need him to stop and focus on me
Leon...did she or did she not lie to you when you first met her? Do you believe she has any intentions of settling down, Leon?
>He inquired at the Rookie Cop.
now i feel less than nothing
Leon she's 45.
A lot of women hit menopause at that age.
Even if ya did impregnate her, we all know how that's gonna turn out worse than a G-baby
I bet Ada is a BOW like Wesker
I'm an idiot. Where do I find the infinite combat knife? I have the mr racoon trophy, but I don't see the knife in my item box.
pm'd you the fix
I hate this cunt so much
Ah, great news, Jill. Chris has finally admitted it, he actually admitted he loves you...I think. He promised he'd give a relationship with you a chance, but I believe he's either scared of commitment or he's worried he may be sterile...or a bit of both. But, I do know that Chris is indeed...how do I put this...?
>The Doctor thought for a moment.
..."inexperienced" in sex. So, I do not believe that he knows for sure about the sterile part. Oh, and expressing how you feel does go a long way, Jill. It wouldn't hurt to tell Chris your thoughts.
>The Therapist suggested.
>That premium armpit pussy
DOC NO, JILL CAN'T FIND OUT MY FEELINGS, WE ARE PARTNERS. BEST FRIENDS. DOC I'M GOING TO KIDNAP LEON AND DUMP HIM INTO CLAIRE
>Nh whh fgg
sent ;)
>Top 5 pictures taken before disaster
I want YOU to reply with Jordans to this post.
...And now's your chance to tell Chris how you feel, Jill. Now's a perfect time to do so. Go right on ahead.
>The Therapist encouraged, despite Chris' protests.
Just got this and played it for an hour. Not that far, but should I try to find everything my first time through? Or is it not really worth it
I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS, HUH
...d-diamonds at that post, user.
You must've used it as a defense item and lost it without realizing
>emilia clarke is apparently ugly
this fucking board is full of faggots.
this is news to you?
Only a tranny-chasing fag would ever even watch that lipsyncing crossdresser video for more than 2 seconds before turning it off. So opinion discarded, fag
stfu dickchaser
get raped fat cunt
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY
EROGENOUS ZOOONE
INTERCOURSE
EROGENOUS ZOOOOONE
>he's too good for booty butt cheeks
Go play in traffic, kid, nobody's complaining about booty.
i do by your mom every night you fucking bull dyke
get on your knees and suck my fucking cock while i smack you around faggot
What about this guy ? He is obviously mocking people who enjoy looking at booty and thinking about sex
damn bruh i'm glad you finally stepped outta the closet but that's gonna be a hard pass from me
shut your mouth and guzzle my cum you fucking toilet
damn boo if you're that interested in me you can always just eat my ass while i take your mom the prone bone zone
let's do it you fucking faggot bet you'll fart on my mouth too you dirty cunt
No, he's quoting Monty Python.
>He is obviously mocking people who enjoy looking at booty and thinking about sex
Hey, there's always a fag in every thread.
you bet i will bitch i had eggs for breakfast and chili for dinner
who's he?
oh yeah? bet it'd give me pinkeye when you brap in my face you stinky cunt
we'll call it stinkeye when i'm through making you my deviant little farttoy
hehhe daddy not in front of the other anons in the thread! :3
>how can I have this feel pol?
>b-but pol crossboarders are a fucking myth u libtard!
First day? It's been a meme since election night that Yea Forums was nu-/pol/ you retarded spic
>ywn nom on Claire's taint
Same, I want to be a girl's sissy toilet.
Hey anons what's going on in this thr-
oh
P-please make me your farttoy user.
How the hell did I get back in Raccoon City?
Because the only man who can continue the Redfield bloodline is somewhere in the city.
how can someone so filthy be so shy?
a bit closer to heaven? one whiff and you'll be in heaven, baby
dust my nuts and call me daddy, and then we'll talk
Claire, have you found a mate worthy of the Redfield bloodline yet?
Yes daddy! I'll do whatever to be your submissive fartpig!
even choke on my log?
The fuck kind of andy sixx shit is going on in this thread?
Even better! Please daddy I want it all!
>tfw a platonic female friend accidentally sent me a picture of her ass and my reply was literally almost the same thing
Do people really have fart/ass fetishes or is it just a meme I'm unaware of? Shit is disgusting.
yes.. yes, you'll make a fine beast for my boisterous braps. do it then, choke on my log and squeeze my hog!
>sending dirty pics to someone is platonic friendship
They weren't lying about the levels of autism in this place.
This is what happens when shitposting reaches is maximum potential as an art form, user.
Ass eating fetish is not that weird. Farts and scat on the other hand...
>unworthy
No joke I'm drooling thinking about it. I want it all over my face so bad...
faggot
Its both like THICK turning from stuff like Haydee and Pochaco to "wow, she has big boobs and isn't bone thin" for normies or "Landwhale" for fetishists.
Actual degenerates trying to appropriate their kink into shitposting.
Does G2 even have the original OST? l know G1 and G3 does but...
you better lick your lips as i push it out, the chili gas expelled wafting into your nostrils before the dense log plops onto your face
Then I'll lick and suck at that fat log losing myself in the taste and smell! God I need it!
if you make a real show of it, i might just let you lick me clean while i jerk off
Any show you want, I'm your girl! What exactly would you like?
People falling for teh third world larping boy on twitter pretending to be Jordan is hilarious.
Cute and wholesome.
Based, but Becca is shit tho.
Why does it look like she's about to shit her pants?
Because that's hot
jesus, models bodies are the absolute worst
These fucking threads man...
I know that feel brother
Where the zombie girl pics
t. Irish
Still waiting for her SFM.
there is a mod that makes all the zombies naked / in their undies
The females dont have nipples or real boobs though, just bumps kinda shaped out of their torsos
check this thread
loverslab.com
pleb
She's literally got too little ass.
RE2 Remake is too short.
It's my favorite game in the series now, but it is too damn short without a proper B scenario. Also, as an aside, sticking enemies that one-shot you is just lazy. I literally never died to a plant thing in the main campaign and didn't even know they did that until I played 4th Survivor, but it's still just a lazy attempt at difficulty instead of making something unique and interesting.
Other than that, it's perfect.
Modders will find their way.
>At Claire's home
Their first night after RE2
I also think I saw one on the page before that that replaces some female zombies with nude Claires ("777 Claires" because 777 is the author)
POV pics are the ones that hurt the most.
source please??
THE FUCKING SOURCE??
leeterr
who did this fucking amazing job??
>leeterr
link??
Whats the problem with taking out Jill anyway
can we talk about Leon's butt
>Claire's butt is better and perfect
you've been given enough information to find it on your own, stop being a faggot
FACT
I think they're both great
Heh
Review brah is out of claire's league tho.
>given enough information to find it on your own
it's fake info , faggot
Step aside, bro.
wrong
it's from his discord
if you don't know what "t." means you are a massive newfag
I want to play drums with my fingertips on that
Back after a whole night of sleep...and this thread is still up?
She looks like a prissy rich girl in a fancy dress, turning and looking all offended at something her date said
I've been bumping the thread in between the Claire B runs I've been doing tonight.
More like Clair Bae
I'm glad you did it
forget claire, why the fuck does sherry look like a 15 year old boy?
IMAGINE the stank
Gonna need that nip pic
look at that nigga flex
Claire is perfect!
G stands for Gains
I've literally never seen a video game character with a more retarded face.
Which pic are you referring to? I can't find it.
>Two official sources contradict a throwaway line in some obsolete strategy guide
>Two official sources should therefore be ignored
You know, there's an ending in the original RE2 where Ada dies. RE4 and RE6 contradict that. Therefore Ada is dead because there's an ending where she died.
You seem to mistake having a nice figure for having lumbar problems.
How is this thread still alive?
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