>Male wizards are always old men
>Female wizards are always young women
Why?
Male wizards are always old men
Carter Evans
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Liam Turner
Because male wizards are meant to be wise masters of the arcane arts and female wizards are meant to get my dick hard
Robert Hall
Because otherwise they would be witches, retard
Owen Garcia
>female witches have long hair, big tits and a big hat
I want to thank whoever made this a thing
Brody Jones
Old age in men signifies experience and often status. With women youth is the most desirable trait
Luis Murphy
The female wizards are just old men who turned themselves into girls because they wanted to see what a good dicking felt like.
William White
Men pursue knowledge and power. Women pursue frivolous things like beauty.
James Lewis
a male wizard would seek knowledge and mastery over magic for it's own sake to be the best or know things no one else could while a female would exclusively want magic to satisfy her vanity or have an edge over other females.
Robert Lee
When you have magic you can make yourself young.
Nicholas Perry
all male wizards must be smart and wise
all female wizards must be nothing but fanservice
this is the world we live in get used to it faggot
Noah Carter
All loli witches are actually old wizards
All old wizards are actually loli witches
Dominic Taylor
Because the first thing women do with their powers is grant themselves eternal youth. Males only extend their lifespan, without caring for the appearance.
Zachary Scott
11th post best post
Cooper Gutierrez
How? By casting phallasus solidifus?
Landon Bennett
>ahh my dick
Aiden Bennett
Patchouli is made for mating press.
Owen Stewart
patchy thread?
Austin Stewart
she's cute
Jeremiah Williams
old men are just as marketable if not more than brats, whereas people tend to not be able to stand more than a single token granny for every given media
Oliver Diaz
Because it is cute.
Alexander Wilson
Fuck Patchy she's the reason I'm not able to 1cc EoSD
Brayden Miller
old female wizards are usually called witches
and usually witches != wizards, so you want to emphasize the fact that its just a female wizard, and not an evil old hag.
Levi Williams
try switching character/weapon, the spell cards Patchouli uses depend on that and some are easier than others
Lucas Watson
>Female wizards are always young women
Logan Hughes
same
Asher Moore
Male wizards are just wizards that aren't good enough to be able to magically turn themselves into young women.
Jack Lewis
I'm still annoyed she actually has fading hair and it's not just the light from the scroll
William Murphy
I'm pretty sure more video games have young(er) male wizards than old man wizards.
Brayden Ross
>he doesn't like the gradient
Cooper Murphy
maybe if it was any other combination of colors, but brown to purple is honestly fucking gross
Jaxson Morgan
wizard its actually a tree
Nicholas Adams
Why is Patchy always drawn as fat with big tits when canonically she's sickly and skinny?
Matthew Long
peanut butter jelly time
Lucas Wilson
I want Alice to cast a spell on me!
Ethan Reed
My nigger
Luis Walker
>Alice casting spells
she's a puppeteer
Gabriel Johnson
when's she returning as a playable character?
Tyler Rivera
IN>PCB>EoSD
UFO>MoF>SA
HSiFS>LoLK>DDC>TD
Hunter Lopez
FPBP
Jace Bennett
she's never been a playable character though
Levi Nguyen
She's a magician.
Jordan Price
>Imperishable Night
>fighting spinoffs
Jack Bailey
>IN
>SA
Logan Carter
no friends.
Jonathan Hernandez
Because beauty equals good, if the witch looks ugly she is evil
Brandon Rivera
Japs always have to make someone the token braphog even if it makes no sense.
Connor Diaz
Men take a long time to build up mana in their balls while women can just takes a bunch of mana from other men and build up a large store of it quickly.
Thomas Hernandez
Letty exists
Sebastian Davis
The huge tits make it even more difficult for her asthma.
Eli Kelly
I'd prefer it were Yuyuko but what can you do.
Henry Wright
I'm 28 and prefer to date women around 35 to 38. Older women are hot. Therefore there should be older female wizards.
Logan Morgan
Sometimes female wizards are old but hide their appearance with magic or go for eternal youth.
Luke James
girl mek my pp hard
John Hill
patchy is pure
Luis Miller
ya, pure shit.
Owen Bell
I like both these cute magicians desu and even their hidden crush is alright
team Marisa is based in general
Elijah Collins
Most of those women are just old male wizards who cast polymorph on themselves.
Cooper Perez
Shut up Alice, you smell like you masturbate a lot
Daniel Sanchez
Patchy is now a NEET.
Noah Myers
if I was even half as cute as her I would masturbate a lot too
Nolan Roberts
What if female wizards were just TG'd old male wizards who actually cared about their appearance
Alexander Bailey
she always was
Levi Wood
Patchy is hip
Thomas Flores
You may not like it, but this is what peak wizard performance looks like.
Brandon Rodriguez
Patchy is very smelly
Jacob Jackson
why does she have two asses
John Price
Why would she be? She has a familiar to bathe her.
Charles Rivera
2 anus
Owen Johnson
She is very gassy so nightly baths don't do much for long
Ian Nguyen
imagine
Landon Reed
Patchy is outside!
Jordan Young
do you think Koakuma get to touch Patchy in her private parts haha asking for a friend
Ayden Lewis
>Patchouli
>Young
Austin Perry
cute feets
Easton Brooks
her hair originally was brown, but the influence of makai started to turn it purple according to God's Word
Wyatt Evans
Yeah, probably.
Chase Ward
William Walker
Male Wizards
>Dedicate their lives to magic, use it as needed with their full power available when needed
Female Wizards
>Dedicate their lives to magic, uses a portion of their power to regain the appearance of youth she lost to her studies
They're both old, one just uses some of their power for vanity.
Brody Sanchez
>Alice
Blake Jenkins
damn koakuma's looking cute here
Owen Moore
Because women "mature" early, then never again. That's also why they are usually not strongest wizards.
Men mature with their body so they keep learning and growing and often become ultimate stronk wizards in old age
Colton Lewis
patchi is my favorit
idraw her
Parker Martinez
I love Marisa!
Jackson Sanchez
nice dolls nerd
Jaxon Flores
This is now my head cannon.
Thomas Nelson
witches are usually old though
Easton Lee
I want a witch to turn me female and fuck me with her futa duck
Jackson Lewis
James Evans
It's the same exact thing as any other kind of character. Men can be depicted in all sorts of different ways and can be varied. Women are basically pointless if they don't have sex appeal.
James Hall
I want to be a NEET together with Patchy
Anthony Reyes
That's the natural progression of a magic user
>Just starting to learn magic
cute shota magic student/apprentice
>survived the first steps, now capable but lacking experience
firey young adult mage
>Made it through adolescence, wants to expand his knowledge
middle aged sorcerer/alchemist
>stopped caring about the physical world, delving into pure theory while using magic to extend their lifespan
wise old wizard
>Death cannot be delayed any longer, drastic action must be taken
PATH A: Lich
PATH B: Loli
Joshua Cooper
Luis Turner
What about loli lich?
Justin Nelson
OH NO YOU DON'T
David Ross
lolich
Ryan Edwards
why would anybody rather turn into a skelly than simply reversing their old age?
Connor Lewis
>Female wizards are always young women
Gruntilda and Maleficent are not young by any standards.
Jacob Sullivan
>blocks your path
Leo Davis
>Women are basically pointless if they don't have sex appeal.
At least it is realistic.
Michael Sanchez
Sexy witches are great, but I kind of like it when old witches are depicted as grandmotherly instead of conniving.
Sebastian Cooper
Patchouli = intelligence
Marisa = strength
Alice = dexterity
Byakuren = ???
Nathan Gonzalez
why wouldn't anybody turn into a skelly?
they have strong bones and never get sick or hungry
Landon James
Byakuren is overwhelming physical strenght through magic enhancements, Marisa is overkill lazorz.
Ryder Hall
based
Henry Miller
but they can't fuck
Brandon Adams
necromancy buffs
Aaron Ward
dumbass
don't you know wizard lore?
women want to be left alone so they become old dudes, men want to be big tiddy anime sluts
Cameron Morales
There's plenty of young male wizards in vidya.
Sometimes they even bring top tier banter.
What is actually rare is a male wizard main character. This shit is way too rare and should happen more often.
Aiden Rivera
Byakuren is more strength in a physcial sense. Marisa is more power like a big master spark.
Ethan Lopez
Old Wizard fits the wisdom trope.
Young female wizard fits the magical virgin trope.
Landon Foster
ME UNGA
MASTER SPARK BUNGA
name a bigger retard
Connor Barnes
Byakuren thinks she's Wisdom with her idea of bringing Humans and Youkai together under Buddhism, but she's really just Strength again.
Miko is Charisma + Perception.
Jackson Taylor
Because most gamers are waifu-obsessed incels.
Blake Walker
>say anything about woman
>INCEL INCEL INCEL
Wew dint know strong woman were this fragile.
Alexander Lewis
Nolan Bailey
Damn, I remember those from /jp/
Owen Phillips
Byakuren pretty much misses the point of why humans fear youkai
Eli Perez
#notallyoukais
Isaiah Barnes
Both are retards though
Adrian Barnes
Miko isn't even a magician.
Oliver Lopez
is patchouli the character most fucked over by fanon? I swear the only thing people see in her is a fat smelly NEET which definitely isn't her.
Elijah Martinez
Theres so many memes and jokes surrounded discussion about Patchouli, I almost cant remember the last time I saw a serious discussion involving her
James White
Eiki is fucked over infinitely worse. Fandom thinks she's a nagging midget that constantly lectures people and komachi when she's actually about the same size as Reimu and is decently chill when there isn't an incident.
Jacob Rivera
There's serious discussion about Touhou at all?
Henry Martin
>Eiki is fucked over infinitely worse. Fandom thinks she's a nagging midget that constantly lectures people
Shiki's PoFV route or everyone else's ending really, is all about Shiki going around lecturing people
Asher Stewart
Well she was in the middle of an incident and people kept fighting her for no reason.
Then she comes back and realises no one took her advice to heart.
Jason Fisher
Meiling and Sakuya get memed on too.
And Flandre.
Gabriel Bell
I think I'm seeing a trend.
Anthony Moore
they're part of the EoSD crew so it's a given, I just think that it's patchouli gets the worst treatment by the fanbase so much so that it's disgusting
Eli Fisher
this dude was a glorious douche
Robert Brown
Why does it matter? It's not like Touhou is some sort of higher form of art with a deep philosophical meaning or educational purposes.
Isaac Lewis
*ahem*
Kayden Fisher
>Male wizard has an existential crisis
Jonathan Roberts
Zachary James
Jordan Wood
>witches are always young women
Ian Reyes
too cute, should be outlawed
Kayden Miller
Hudson Miller
The moonbitches get treated with absolute disdain despite not really doing anything wrong. Reimu and company showed up and tried to seriously invade and take over and they just sent everyone back without killing them and were decently nice to Reimu when they had her prove their innocence. Yukari was also a huge threat having previously led huge youkai invasion of the moon and they let her go after smacking her around a bit. Their only real problem would be how they fucking love Eirin so much.
Bentley Phillips
Why wouldnt it? Touhou has a ton of material and lore to work with, I cant fault user for wanting some honest discussion about it
Connor Barnes
answer her
Dominic Williams
/jp/ IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
Adam Harris
1587 times
Carson Garcia
Whoa is that a Jojo reference?
Andrew Harris
isn't the point of that question that it's impossible to be answered to
Brandon Bennett
Leo Powell
dumb stage 2 boss I hope she dies
Lincoln Scott
Koishi and Flandre get it way worse
>this character is someone's sheltered younger sister who is hard to understand when talking
>that means she is super crazy yandere and is gonna step on your balls while laughing maniacally, she also hates her older sister
Alternatively
>this character has a tragic backstory where she and her family got segregated because everybody hated their powers, she tried to destroy her powers to be accepted just to end up destroying her mind and becoming a dangerous empty husk incapable of thinking before acting
>that means she is super random and silly like my favorite super villain Harley Quinn
Christopher Wright
girls have an easier time losing their virginity and thus stop being wizards at a younger age
Julian Lopez
>and is gonna step on your balls while laughing maniacally
Josiah Perry
You're gonna make so many Cirnos
Colton Scott
I honestly think Meiling has it the worst. In a lot of fan works she's depicted as the SDM punching bag, if not everyone's punching bag. I'd be fucking loaded if I had a dollar for every time I saw a Sakuya throws knife at Meiling joke.
Grayson Stewart
Where did the shovel thing even come from?
Juan Taylor
this is an oni-free thread, remove that demonic filth
Justin Rodriguez
To be fair she is kinda of goofy in Soku. Being a martial artist in a world where everybody fights with long ranged barrages is also a recipe for disaster.
Henry Cook
Kasen is a pure hermit. It's her arm thats the oni
Jason Richardson
dumb stage 2 boss I'm glad she got demoted to dumb stage 1 miniboss
Justin Lopez
Hey guys is this the designated oni thread???
Charles Cooper
but she's depicted with the best butt
Daniel Powell
worst goblin
Brody Walker
Maybe they dont age as much since all they have to do is learn and strike a pose before firing a spell?
i can't imagine it would be a good workout
Jackson Bailey
no it's the soku thread
Thomas Young
Josiah Ortiz
filth, out
Parker Lee
Do you really need to ask when Sakuya exists?
Nicholas Allen
Byakuren is young forever!
Brody Sullivan
kuso baba!
James Rivera
>Female wizards are always young women
Because you have shit taste in fantasy.
Eli Davis
taoists pls go
Daniel Scott
Must FF do everything?
Camden Harris
That's just in your dumb korean soap operas. Wizened old hags are just as much a trope as wizened old wizards.
Grayson Myers
Moar
Eli Myers
>literally an arsonist
Eli Hernandez
The real question is how Patchouli, the anemic nerd, can be so erotic.
Matthew Foster
but patchy is a big fat dumpy nerd
Eli Hill
>have problems with your blood
>friend is a vampire
>your vampire friend lets you live in her mansion with free food and shelter
Brandon Lee
They waste their magic power on making them look younger
Benjamin Brown
the cutest arsonist
Jaxson Walker
She is not fat
Christian Ramirez
Because those old men took on apprentices and they only accepted very young girls and it's obvious why.
Leo Lopez
>female wizard is a scrawny thief who's body never made it past puberty
Luke Moore
IMAGINE
Benjamin Evans
>comparing humans to yooks
Jayden Gray
big fat patch tats
Matthew Perry
We
>Men take a long time to build up mana in their balls while women can just takes a bunch of mana from other men and build up a large store of it quickly.
That's a good hentai plot
Eli Jackson
Asking Marisa how the weather is down there until she snaps and master sparks you!
Adrian Perez
How is Marisa even a problem, just pick her up and throw her out of Scarlet Devil Mansion
Juan Stewart
*half yooks
Jordan Price
>telling Marisa she should start dodging through people's legs using her midget status as an advantage!
Easton Morris
Wizards are a male only profession, female vapors can nullify wizardry. Female can only became witches serving as slaves to dark lords and evil spirits. It is like priests, which can only be male.
Cooper Morgan
Christian Collins
Where the video games?
Connor Martin
Not on Yea Forums.
Jonathan Lewis
>has a genius, loving mommy living just a few minutes away
>gifted with extraordinary time stop powers
>was born into the 2hu equivalent of elves except more technologically advanced
>literal goddess (konosakuyahime)
>threw it all away to serve some shitty brat
What the FUCK is sakuya's problem?
Asher Collins
Nah, Wizards use a different form of magic which is based on analysis and understanding mechanics which witches are more based on emotions and spirits. Male counterpart to witch is a Warlock.
Ian Cox
>konosakuyahime
[citation needed]
Alexander Walker
Maid outfit makes it easier to stuff with pads
Joshua Rogers
Maleficent has a much more youthful appearance than the Seelie court fairies in the movie.
Isaiah Long
Around 60100 individual slices excluding unsliced bread.
Dylan Diaz
>pads
nice meme
meiling sleeps a lot too
James Wright
this thread could have been about video games but instead it's just another touhou fanart circlejerk
Andrew Rodriguez
Women are naturally smarter than men and thus can learn the arcane arts at a much faster rate, a woman can learn in just a few years what a man would take his entire life.
Evan Watson
he's a big youkai
John Clark
But there's Touhou lore discussion along with wizard and witch discussion. It's not just a /c/-tier image dump.
Besides, what else would you expect with Patchouli in the OP?
Cooper Murphy
>gifted with extraordinary time stop powers
Retconned, she only goes fast now.
Please fuck off back to youtube.
Blake Brooks
How's UliL and AoCF? not intrested in Soku since I just want to play Byakuren
Josiah Davis
you DID recycle like a good main would, right?
Brody Fisher
god I want to manhandle marisa
you could just carry her around 24/7
Liam Williams
god she's like a little baby
Hunter Evans
She's so small if you wanted you could literally lug her around on your shoulder like she was a sack of bricks
Living on her own in the forest probably doesn't give her a great diet either so she probably weighs next to nothing
Noah Moore
Who is the softest 2hu and why is it Yuyuko?
Dylan Howard
Fuck Yuyuko and fuck Resurrection Butterfly
Jonathan Nguyen
Absolutely atrocious taste. Kill yourself.
Landon Hughes
>fuck yuyuko
yes
Kevin Perez
Why is PCB so kino?
Grayson Edwards
Resurrection Butterfly was kino but should have been a 1cc only thing. Your first time experiencing it doesn't have that much impact if you're on your second or third continue where it doesn't matter if you die.
Gabriel Nelson
>female wizards in games are always cute and or beautiful young women
>no games where they never use shrink magic to make you tiny and trap you in their shoes/socks
gay
Owen Roberts
In attempting to do so, you probably littered much more than you would if you just ignored it.
David Smith
>could just literally kill people dead with her power
>lol fat hungry ghost eckdee
Camden Thomas
Wombs are more efficient at storing mana than the male body.
Anthony Campbell
Every final boss has god tier dialogue
>Looks like its going to be a long night.
>Looks like its going to be a fun night.
>Now, the dawn of Gensokyo is at hand!
>My five impossible requests, that so many have failed to complete...
>How many can you fulfil!?
It's always that moment when the bosses music starts playing as their final line of dialogue appears
Cooper Moore
>hint of pussy
god damn
Daniel Scott
>Byakuren You ... really don't think the same way
that I do, do you?
>That humans and youkai can live together as equals
in the light of the Buddha ...
>Reimu Th-there's no way!
Byakuren just wants to make Gensokyo a better place
Logan Thomas
>could kill people with a thought
>gets raped in doujins
Charles Sanchez
This is what I hate about R18 doujins that reduce canonically deadly youkai into generic rapebait #782.
Owen White
That's why I only wank to Spacejin pics
Camden Thompson
gotta please the rape fetish people somehow
Brandon Jenkins
>shadjin
Robert Jackson
Could you be any more wrong? There are tons of young male wizard characters, and old hag witch characters.
Jason Davis
Shit like this drives me up the wall so bad I can't fap to it. My suspension of disbelief only goes so far.
Oliver Kelly
Yum
Chase Richardson
that's why yuyuko is only for sweet consensual vanilla impreg sex and if you disagree you're a secondary
Mason Harris
yuyukan
Nolan Ward
BALLBUSTER
Jack Phillips
because the first thing a male wizard chases is arcane knowledge and perfection of their craft
the first thing a witch chases is vanity and deception, which is why most witches learn spells to keep theirselves beautiful despite being old hags underneath
Brayden Adams
maybe more
Jack Gomez
How do you do this?
Jack Nelson
They just make themselves look young. Male wizards have no interest in such frivolity.
Noah Robinson
throw knife at can until it goes inside bin
Easton Brown
shut up akyuu
Brandon Collins
>>was born into the 2hu equivalent of elves except more technologically advanced
Eli Perry
Brody Fisher
where's the new version with clownpiece
Brandon Edwards
>female wizards are meant to get my dick hard
Go kill yourself.
Easton Cooper
homo
Cameron Rogers
seething white knight
Nathaniel Rivera
And to think the humans of Gensokyo would rather have sex with fairies than this qt yamato nadeshiko.
Jayden Richardson
Retarded nigger.
Colton Bennett
LUNARIANS ARE BUILT TO WORSHIP HUMAN COCK
Jackson Bailey
Julian Hill
>feetfags
Connor Morgan
patchouli is made for black cock
Adrian Adams
stop posting that link
Chase Sanchez
>only 5 galleries on ex tagged with feet and cosplay
why don't girls aim for this market more. you don't even need to show your face, or even be nude, so you can keep your dignity relatively intact.
Charles Howard
>female wizard uses her magic to restrain you for tickle torture
Why does this always happen?
Xavier Rivera
>3d
shit but hey gotta get feet pics somewhere
>hiding face
Never fucking mind then. 100% guaranteed to be a dude.
Let me drop a little bit of what they call a "redpill" on you. Most Touhou characters can fly and levitate around somehow. That means they don't walk around nearly as often as most people (with some exceptions like Marisa who needs a broom and probably walks/runs often). That means 2hu feet are incredibly soft and pure. No filth or sweat or even creases. They would be beautifully smooth and clean. So even if you aren't a "feetfag" I implore you to explore the world of 2hu feet
Christian Hill
Liam Price
>what is mind control
Hunter Lewis
A shit plot device.
Ethan Jackson
Because women only hold societal value if they're attractive.
Nicholas Foster
Jaxon Gonzalez
patchy is so beautiful
Charles Ross
Effectively always terribly done in doujins and this is coming from someone who has mind control as one of their top fetishes
Jace Hughes
better sister
Cameron Price
>that new Reimu/Sanae doujin
Now that was hella good.
Grayson Evans
satori is better
Joseph Cooper
this better not be futa
Alexander Ward
Hudson Brooks
Alexander Campbell
I saw this on reddit earlier
Jaxon Perry
No grannies allowed.
Kayden Jones
god I fucking hate reimu
she's just a complete bitch
Chase Martin
>reimu gives out 1s and 0s unless its for selfish reasons or just pure strength
How can she be so based
Caleb Ramirez
they hated anoymous, because He told them the truth
Aaron Perry
Kokoro is such a good girl
Xavier Baker
>Byakuren and Miko team up for print works
Can these two be pushed any further? Byakuren even gives Miko an 8.
Ayden Reed
>Harsh as always, Marisa
I'll cut Reimu some slack because she's clearly too poor to own a dictionary, but she really should look up the definition of "Hypocrite".
James Clark
why are they so gay
Brody Bennett
Kokoro is still the most boring and worst character, it seems.
Bentley Wright
>everyone shitting on seiga because she raised the dead
Isaac Hall
>trying to badmouth /ourShrineMaiden/
Filthy youkai scum
Josiah Cooper
It was clearly sarcasm user
Cooper Turner
>Only person who has any positive opinion of Seiga is Marisa
Austin Murphy
You called?
Kayden Cruz
>slut who tricks people into worshipping the Moriya shrine by using her body
>/ourShrineMaiden/
Landon King
Only reason why Reimu doesn't do the same is because nobody wants to a fuck a dead fish that complains the whole time.
Christopher Ross
>Kokoro is angry towards Seiga for raising the dead
>Mamizou asks why
>well...because
Blake Campbell
Doesn't happen in Ogre Battle but you need actual taste to play those
Luke Smith
>Ogre Battle
most of the generic wizards are men with beards
Benjamin Sanchez
All the female wizards are young
Luke Jackson
Google "Crone" fucktard
Grayson Williams
More like nobody wants to fuck a bitch who'd kill you if you looked at her wrong. Also too many yooks on the way to the shrine
Camden Hall
Only reason why Reimu doesn't do the same is because Yukari monopolizes Reimu's body.
Landon Wright
so you're admitting it does happen
Andrew Gutierrez
but Sanae is a good girl
Jonathan Hernandez
fpbp
/thread
Juan Jackson
>Any positive interaction is gay
I love how obvious yurifags make it that they've never had friends.
Zachary Sullivan
Miko is a fucking dick and a hypocrite
Henry Harris
At least post the rest
Reimu being a bitch is part of her appeal
Blake Ramirez
Are you going by Terry Pratchett rules here?
Jaxson Evans
Eli Gonzalez
So how many games are there where you can play as some crone witch?
Is there even one?
Nicholas Jenkins
>a curvy laser isn't a laser dammit!
Based Marisa speaking the truth.
Jackson Green
Nicholas Myers
Ok
Connor Murphy
Jordan Anderson
>A curvy laster isn't a laser, dammit!
Based Marisa telling it like it is.
Nolan Peterson
Agreed.
Sanae is a very good girl!
Liam Ross
>11
fucking hell satori
Hunter Sanders
Reimu's Mystia comment never fails to make me laugh.
Juan Roberts
Holy shit Reimu for a shrine maiden you sure have no respect for gods.
Oliver Stewart
>hammer
all the 2hus they draw are sluts
Jason Watson
>sakuya gives patchouli a 2
ouch
Isaac Cruz
>Every boss has one arm raised
Buddhists = Nazis confirmed
Nicholas Collins
Jose Sanders
>Miko finds Futo unreliable
Futofags btfo
Brandon Wilson
Female wizards use magic to make themselves younger and sexier. Male wizards dont give a shit and just want moar powa
Easton Myers
To be fair, Hina isn't a real god.
Joseph Torres
>sanae is a slut meme
go back to /jp/ nigger
Samuel Allen
>you're a youkai because i say you are
sasuga raymoo
Elijah Cruz
It gets worse, there was an issue where a god talked to her and she flat out said "I guess gods do exist after all".
Gabriel Barnes
literally canonically gets high on shrooms in forest of magic 24/7
Nicholas Ross
by all the 2hus I mean "literally every 2hu ever"
Brayden James
Futo literally burns down buddhist temples, she's a menace.
Dylan Robinson
literally kannazuki no miko
Noah Roberts
Because media is meant to appeal to the male fantasy
David Watson
I don't think the dork understands how ratings work.
Carson Long
She says that, but she still uses Futo to investigate in the fighting games. Miko's just being harsh because she knows Futo can do better
Oliver Brooks
I want to have sex with Kasen's right arm
Cooper Scott
>Never cared that much about Byakuren
>Then found those doujins by Aburidahi Zakuro
Those things made me fucking explode so many times.
Bentley Sullivan
Male wizards grow stronger with age, female wizards peak early and have to resort to dark magic as they get older if they want to keep up.
Matthew Flores
I wonder if it would count as a handjob
Oliver Sullivan
>Reimu talking about her dick
>"IS THIS FUTA?!"
Oliver Ward
Kill them all, Eiki will sort them out
Jordan Davis
What woman would want to be old, especially wizard women? They're usually using their magic to keep themselves looking young unless they're actually young.
Gavin Ortiz
this
Levi Martin
The company Male wizards endure takes years off their life.
Camden Nelson
I did, just 100%ed the game earlier today. Was a short but sweet experience. Was honestly surprised it wasn't Yukari at the end.
Adrian Lee
>male demons killed
irrelevant
Jordan Flores
t.Seiga
Owen Foster
the wizards that look like old men are women who realize it's the easiest way to be left alone
the wizards who look like young women are old men, who are perverts
Kevin Cooper
Seiga would probably find nothing wrong with that
Kevin Smith
Man I forget how obnoxious and awful Sanny is sometimes. Are shrine maidems just inherently terrible people?
Samuel Scott
They're like nuns but Japanese. Make of that what you will.
Jonathan Sanchez
meant to respond to
William Kelly
Okay thanks anons
Jackson Russell
yes, both are whores who only love themselves and possibly each other
Mason Morales
what else would you expect from women?
Christopher Richardson
Reimu is a lazy cop and Sanae is a religious warrior LARPer