TOMORROW NIGHT’S THE NIGHT
TOMORROW NIGHT’S THE NIGHT
Alexander Roberts
Caleb James
>this was supposed to be the hearthstone killer
Landon Parker
Im actually amazed this didn't SOMEWHAT take off. Hearthstone and MTG Arena really took a bat to this game.
Nolan Williams
I see the /r/Hearthstone Discord’s here already.
Joshua Gomez
>IF YOURE NOT WITH ME YOURE AGAINST ME
based
Adrian Rogers
I mean for real, this game's peak is like 800 on a good day. What the fuck happened?
Wyatt Brooks
mad
Luis Brooks
Did they honestly expect this would work?
Landon Price
"We still make games guys! Please beleive us gamers, please beleive us! Gamers! NOOOO!"
>Gabe gets physically dragged out of game developer's conference for not meeting the minimal requirement of games recently made to qualify as a game developer
>[Seinfeld theme starts]
>[Audience laughter with mild applause]
>Produced and Written by Leth R. G.
Mason Gonzalez
Didn’t pander to casuals enough so only patricians with taste remained.
But that’s OK, the big patch will MAGA (Make Artifact Great Again) and a glorious new Artifaissance will be upon us.
Thomas Reyes
I'll admit, all the situational voice lines aren't bad, and some are even really cool, but the game itself is just fucking awful.
Isaiah Lewis
it's dead, gabe, let it go
Nicholas Rodriguez
>didn't pander to casuals
Then how come MTG A is doing so well
Zachary Reyes
Tyler Miller
All card games are dying, it's a fad that already passed so naturally no new game would blow up.
Angel Myers
MTGA is a false prophet designed to lure people away from the true quality digital card game experience that only Based Artifact (or, as the International Portmanteau Society has recently voted to call it in all future official literature produced by the Society, Basedifact) can offer.
Julian Brooks
let go and move on
Evan Barnes
>all card games are dying
>hearthstone always on front page of twitch and MTG making the front page whenever theres a tournament
K
Logan Johnson
What`s happening tomorrow?
Jose Perez
Who did this game even appeal to, did anyone give a single fuck after an hour of playing?
Xavier Peterson
It had bad first impressions anyway. I'm not surprised it failed.
Evan Hall
BASED ARTIFACT HAS RAPID DEPLOYMENT
STRIKE IT DOWN, IT RETURNS NEXT TURN
Brayden Hill
>trying to use twitch viewership as proof of anything
Just kill yourself underage.
Aiden Thomas
What happened to the 1mil tournament?
Hunter Jones
It appeals to patricians with taste who appreciate digital strategy titles and the rich lore of Dota 2’s setting that only the top writers at Valve could create.
I have played over 100 hours of Artifact and I fucking love it, because I’m a freethinker.
It’s time to escape the Hearthstone plantation.
Christian Martin
wait, what is tomorrow?
Connor Rogers
It’s coming. It will be held on Gaben’s private island.
Mason Bennett
Levi Long
*cringe*
Cooper Mitchell
I don't know why I laughed way too hard at this.
Angel Brown
the only games less fun than "card games" are ASSFAGGOTS
note that this does not apply to real card games like poker, blackjack, bridge, euchre, gin rummy, pinochle, hearts, and spades, which are all god-tier and only for patricians
John Howard
>mod made by chinks is more successful that legendary developer valve software and legendary game creator, richard garfield
Benjamin Lewis
They made a game both p2p and p2w. Its almost always one or the other.
Aiden Bell
Are they finally shutting down the servers?
Nathan Reed
Adrian Peterson
Artifact? More like Shitshit!
Carson Ward
You misspelled "MOBAs". ASSFAGGOTS are good.
Lincoln Moore
Jacob Ramirez
>more people are playing Shadowverse than a Valve made game
Angel Davis
Can't wait for it to get bigger numbers than Hearthstone too.
is ESL still shitting up the general?
Aaron Davis
neat
Asher Phillips
i just played a match of it, against RG ramp because of course everyone plays that
won by skin of my teeth, lucked out on a forward charge that left their tower at 1 hp while i had march of the machines running
Jace Watson
>Who did this game even appeal to
To some Steam employees who convinced their management they could make the next big milking cow to sustain their asses and grant job security for the next 15 years.
Ethan Reyes
Did they cut down on the RNG?
Asher Williams
kek
Jeremiah Perry
OP please stop making these threads, the game is already flourishing and we don't need these MAGA kids knowing about it, partaking in it or lowering the amazing IQ of the Artifact community.
Parker Evans
Is this the auto chess thread?
Ethan Morgan
Yeah its almost as if its a metric of people's awareness of a thing and thus its popularity
are you dense?
Michael Cooper
He's sperging out as we speak.
Kevin Scott
>What the fuck happened?
You have to pay $20 to play the game, then if you ever want more cards you have to buy them.
>b-but thats how physical games work!!1
Liam Lewis
No, this is now a Shadowverse thread.
Shartifarts not welcome.
Jason Williams
Absolutely based
Isaiah Cox
>playing constructed
William Williams
You get $20 worth of packs plus the starter cards when you buy the game.
>b-b-b-b-b-but it doesn't count because you can't download the game for free!!!
No fuck off, physical card games always had these starter packs with the other stuff you would need like playing mats, manual and starter decks.
Benjamin Parker
This isn't a physical game. Treating it like one has lead to it's demise.
A game like Shadowverse throws tons and tons of shit at you for free. There's no excuse for this pay to start shit unless you're getting a complete set out of it.
Hunter Gomez
Are you seriously trying to imply mobileshit skinner box gambling and daily quest grinding is somehow better than just being able to buy what you need? What the fuck happened to this board?
You get 2 premade decks with the starting cards and you can make your own decks out of them so that's not an excuse either.
Nicholas Garcia
you can sell your cards, its as physical as it gets
Luke Hall
>my cashgrab garbage is better than your gacha RNG garbage!!
William Bell
Yes since gachashit is literally gambling for kids, everything about it is designed to hook players with carefully researched addiction mechanics.
Henry Ward
As opposed to a blatant cashgrab pitifully trying to ride on Hearthstone's success.
Both are awful.
Isaiah Hall
I won't get into the motivation behind the creation of Artifact since neither of us know it but nothing about its monetization scheme screams cashgrab, it's probably the fairest digital TCG around.
Liam Brooks
Jaxon Campbell
false, half-life 2 is horribly overrated but in artifact's case, everyone knows its shit
Levi Lopez
Half-Life 2 is mildly overrated