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Zachary Morales
I hate young people
Jaxson Campbell
cringe
Brody Allen
shaka-brah.
Lincoln Long
This town's gone bowser
Asher Peterson
Hella.
Landon Reyes
Young people don't speak like this, at all. The dialogue was written by some pedophilic 32 year old frenchman.
Joshua Torres
Cooper Reyes
They speak exactly like this except they invent new variations of those shitty words every few years.
Jayden Butler
Asher Cooper
Stupid gun!
Alexander Carter
Zachary Lopez
Kevin Morris
I love my wife maxine
Michael Adams
Fuck I love panties.
Jackson Cooper
If I played her game would I love her too? Should I play her game?
Gabriel Gutierrez
Respect the pantsu
Brayden Gutierrez
Dominic Robinson
BOWSER
Lucas Watson
YOWZER
Wyatt Taylor
WHO WANTS TO GO APE
Benjamin Adams
are there any mods for this game hahaha
Gabriel Johnson
Skull fuck
Luke Phillips
Yes. I am not one for games like these but I loved this.
Jason Young
S A L A H
Evan Wilson
well?
Carson Reed
>Max could rewind time so you just cum inside her over and over again, finally passing out cause she lost so much blood from a nose bleed
Christian Flores
Max is so hot in that black dress fuck
Sebastian Campbell
I love the SFM porn of her.
James Johnson
Max a shit
Chloe a shit
You a shit if you think this is even remotely well-written
Joseph Sanchez
why was Rachel such a whore, /v?
Landon Hill
the game is utter trash don't play it ,i don't think it should be even labeled as a game, watch E;R's review pretty much sums it up
Andrew Rivera
Leo Ward
I want to fuck Max in her asshole and then cum on her feet
Owen Young
based and genu recurvatumpilled
Kayden Butler
I love Max and Chloe so much the first sexbots I build in the future are gonna look and sound just like them. Wowser indeed desu.
Liam Cruz
Brayden Richardson
>Makes advertising for a shit e-celeb that isn't even funny in the slightest
Wowser, that's hella yikes.
Piss off to your circlejerking yt comment section where everyone hates it.
Jose Sanchez
Chloe is fucking based.
Jose Taylor
RADICAL
Hudson Campbell
90% of what you do in the game doesn't matter despite telling you it does, either you save your lesbian GF and kill everyone or kill everyone and save your lesbian GF
Mason Wright
>whoever disagrees with me and makes money from pissing me off is bad
LUL
Oliver Jones
>90% of what you do in the game doesn't matter
Sure it might not matter for the ending, but I can enjoy the ride can I not, and it can have conversational impacts can it not?
Mason Robinson
no because you reset everything either way so all the conversations and choices are erased for a new reality where they never happened because the devs don't understand how cause and effect fucking work
Owen Carter
THIS TOWN'S GONE BOWSER
Charles Morales
I want to marry Max!
Zachary Parker
Yeah, ya know as much as I like this game and the characters, user here has a point. This is easily this story's biggest flaw.
Logan Ward
What the fuck was his problem?
Michael Moore
tell me more user
Isaiah Evans
She is hella steampunk
Jeremiah Adams
while I respect the devs for trying to do cool shit they keep ignoring certain foundations or how the rules they set even work, if they didn't have their heads so far up their asses they could make genuine good games, instead they make forgettable trash that gets raving reviews only when there's cute girls kissing
David Peterson
Purely the script. Before the Storm was very on the nose with its political agenda. They could not present a male with a crush on a girl without making him a violent creep. In the first game with Warren, it was at least ambiguous and depended on interpretation, but in this game Eliot is written that way because they wanted to virtue signal, that's it.
Owen Perry
chloe? more like CUTIE
she's so cute and pretty i love her
Jose Diaz
Oh, shit! That's hardcore!
Liam Allen
>have hardcore missionary sex for the means of reproduction
Luke Clark
>waste 15 hours of *gameplay* just to reset the whole game and forces you to make a choice that you couldnt make at the start
vs
>waste 15 hours of *gameplay* to erase every choice you made by killing everybody that you saved + all your loved ones for a blue haired bitch that does not care about you
It sucked hard
Sebastian Ramirez
The whole point of the story is that using time travel to make tiny changes to your life isn't worth it in the end and you have to learn to accept your mistakes. Remember the part where Max makes a timeline where Chloe is crippled because she thought she'd help her by saving her dad?
Blake Hughes
Aiden Bell
Jason Myers
ah right, that's why the ending is "reverse the time magic so that Chloe dies and the town lives" or "keep the time magic so that an entire town dies so you can keep kissing girls"
Christian Cooper
god I wish that were me..
Kevin Foster
all I want is make chloe hetero again by ramming her ass for a week
Jason Young
Reminder that max is trans
Owen Brown
>dude what if we ripped off one of the most acclaimed movies of the 21th century and fill it up with reddit memes, tumblr and fags
Joshua Garcia
I just want a max girlfriend so bad bros. Why is it so hard to find a wholesome slightly cringe 7/10 cutie like her?
Nolan Diaz
It's obvious you're picking between the true ending and a bad ending, though. Saving the town gives you a much longer cutscene with closure to the plot while saving Chloe has them drive out the destroyed town with no emotion on their faces. It's trying to tell you that using time travel is a bad idea.
Jonathan Richardson
Chloe best girl
Jack Sanchez
>All of my family and friends are dead, including the whole town
>But I still got Chloe so thats hella wowser so im happy
Funny how she got over it so fast
Owen Morales
That would be true if:
>the official excuse was they ran out of budget to make the second ending as long as they wanted
>the second ending now has an official comic book making it far longer than the first one.
And it also makes the story not make any sense because Max was given time travel powers after getting a premonition of a natural disaster. Any sane individual would think they need to use their powers to stop the disaster. Nope, the time travel causes the disaster. The fuck is the point? Some kind of test from god? That's some old testament bullshit right there.
Ian Bennett
I don't get it. Won't saving Chloe in the end just result in a much worse disaster than the tornado? I thought the plot is that she is destined to die and preventing it through time travel only causes much worse shit to make her die
Wyatt Bell
Life Is Strange is a good video game.
Matthew Harris
It doesn't matter what they wanted to do, what matters is what was actually in the game. You can't criticize the game and bring up stuff that isn't in it as points against it.
Henry Allen
Can we make this a Kirby thread?
Lincoln Nelson
I SEEM TO HAVE LANDED IN A THREAD FULL OF PRIMITIVE SIMPLETONS
Jayden Kelly
The people you love matter. Everyone else is collateral damage.
Lucas Hall
Glass her.
Evan Martin
Max looks a bit like the Pokegirl from the new PokƩmon game coming out.
Nathan Rivera
>>loving some stupid blue-haired tumblrina cunt
Max would be better off shacking up with a hobo to be honest.
Mason Ramirez
The sequels should focus on Maxine shrugging off/causing disasters of greater magnitude just to save her butt buddy Chloe, up to and including the destruction of the entire planet.
Cooper Martinez
She'll grow out of it probably. You gotta play the long game.
Lucas Carter
Face it user, it's bad writing plain and simple. The theme of the game is inconsistent with its plot devices, narrative structure, and diagesis. It's still an enjoyable story because of the characters, but when you look at it under a microscope, it's a total mess in terms of storytelling.
Aaron Peterson
I like Meme50 when he isn't doing trap/scat/hardcore ntr
Ryan Gomez
>Entire earth dies through natural disasters
>Time travel back and fly away with a space ship
>Sun explodes
heh..
Chase Phillips
Is it wrong if i want to fuck her real hard?
Liam Roberts
I never said it was perfect, I was just saying that the ending is consistent with the one theme of time travel being bad. I don't disagree with what you say completely, but you're also not explaining yourself or even making an attempt to explain away what I've been saying. Do you consider the ending scene in Blade Runner where they drive away into the countryside as part of the story because it was in the movie at one point?
Levi Hill
Yes, do it soft
Aaron Morris
She's gay though.
Aaron Young
because they are all underage or past their 30s to have that attitude
Wyatt Murphy
Maxine Cauliflower is for ______
Nathan Peterson
black men.
Dominic Garcia
>diagesis
I learned a useful word today. Thanks.
Henry Reed
Was flat Max in the second game?
Asher Jones
Phew, good thing her last name is Caulfield.
And she is for marriage and intimate baby-making sex
Isaac Sullivan
Look guys! It's Max's canon love interest.
Gabriel Lewis
So why did Max have these powers?
Michael White
>last name is Caulfield
Very deep. Only the elite will get this reference ;)
Ayden Cruz
Well she's super after all. Super Max.
Sebastian Gray
Because Maxine is cute. CUTE!
Ryder Price
Nah, she's either straight or bi depending on how you play her. She acknowledges several times without any player input that she is attracted to guys. You just decide if she's attracted to girls as well.
Camden Sanchez
I can't remember any strong moment where she flat out says she's attracted to men, other than possibly her crush on the teacher. And that can be passed off as a girlish crush on a cool older authority figure and women having a more fluid sexuality.
You CAN make her attracted to Warren, but without player prodding she seems like she would most naturally frendzone him.
Jacob Lee
>Warren wants Max so bad that he doesn't notice Brooke is falling all over his dick
Benjamin Powell
Stop sexulizing max.
Luis Ortiz
Kiss her, rewind, kiss her again, rewind, kiss her again...
Nathaniel Powell
This might sound like a meme, but for a lot of people people (me included) Life is Strange's very emotional story and the connection you form with the characters makes you almost rediscover the value of life.
You'd think a game about high school drama would be boring before you play it. But with life is strange you don't get the "boring high school drama vibe" at all, it perfectly manages to create a very powerful nostalgic vibe where you remissness about teenager stuff. It gets the atmosphere perfectly right with the music and themes like suicide, bullying, loss of friendship, growing up, etc. Constantly hearing Max's internal dialogue as she reflects on everything going on also makes her really grow on you as a character. At times you end up almost knowing everything she will say, and often feel the exact same way. As Max develops and becomes stronger you feel proud of her, because over the course of the game she has grown so close to you.
Personally I think episode 5 is one of, if not the best episode. Very max-centric and shows how much she has grown as a character. Say what you want about the endings, but I think the bay ending has an interesting symbolic meaning that you can extrapolate onto the entire story, where the time travel stuff is simply a coping mechanism to get over the fact that her best friend just got shot, and the entire game is a sort of journey towards acceptance.
Anthony Cruz
Should have used lit instead. Stupid retarded hot 20 yo co worker says that all the time.
Charles Brown
>doesn't use "litty"
She's like a little baby.
Chase Jones
MAX BAD RACHEL GOOD UNGA BUNGA MEN BAD
Benjamin Cook
Gavin Anderson
My zoomer co workers say litty is cringe tier.
Luis Reed
>hear about Yea Forums shitposting about this game being SJW gay slathered cultural-marxist propaganda for years
>sign me up for lesbian POV superpower games
>This scene
>This is it! [Kiss] the hell out of that edglord. Let's go boys.
>Nothing fucking happens
>Chloe doesn't even verbally admit to finding me (Max) sexually attractive the entire rest of the game because I tried to be a hard love good influence BFF/GF that told her not to steal money from the crippled orphans fund.
>she just keeps mooning over her ex that she also doesn't admit is her ex
This is bullshit and Yea Forums is full of lies.
Oliver Jackson
life is strange is not science fiction, therefore it doesn't have to be explained
Julian Perry
How bad was your post game depression, Yea Forums? With all the games I play I simply cease to care about it when I've beaten it and uninstall. I thought it was gonna be the same for this, but oh boy was I in for a ride. I couldn't stop thinking about the game, and it went on for days, like a empty void inside of me, almost alike to how you feel after a pet dies. I kept going back playing myself and watching videos of others.
It wasn't the ending that got me, just the fact that I developed really strong feelings for the characters (max especially). The game just being over and me having to part with max and her inner dialogue that I had gotten so used to wasn't something I wanted to accept. Being in love with max and having the game end was truly a traumatic experience. I couldn't do anything other than watching life is strange videos for like a month after it ended.
I still miss her. ;_;
Jack Robinson
he's a little boy
Tyler Ross
anal snuff
Matthew Bell
oh no no no
Jose Martinez
Eli Jenkins
jesus christ why is chloe so hideous
Henry James
Noah Jenkins
sure
Noah Gutierrez
Shut up you fucking WHORE.
Carson Morales
mental illness thread
Robert Butler
LiS2 should have had the same characters, but they should have added a qt emo girl.
John Gutierrez
I want to have gross sweaty lesbian sex with Max
Zachary Robinson
I did her in because I got it into my head that Max's Powers work on Donny Darko rules where her "traveling" is just jumping to tangent universes + FFVIII possession. If I let her be there might be a universe where a Max is still around but confused why she couldn't do it and Chloe is slowly rotting while simmering in hatred.
Michael Sanchez
An example: "I like skater boys, too bad they don't like me."
Internal monologue when she looks at one of the skaters during the opening scene walking towards the bathroom. Only player input there is making her look and pressing the prompt to hear her thoughts. We don't pick we what she says, we just give her the opportunity to say whats on her mind. She makes it pretty clear: she likes boys.
Jace Sullivan
Is this game any good without time travel?
Austin Gray
I fuckin read it in his voice too
Brody Barnes
I want to fuck Max until she can't say "wowser" between the stutters of orgasm.
Alexander Diaz
Anthony Allen
>OH NO NO NO
Lincoln Sanchez
Gabriel Gonzalez
Should have said cringe portfolio
Jonathan Carter
How pure is Max?
Ryan Sullivan
>Mfw I played all episodes
>Later I met a cringy tumblr girl that also played it, so we had something to talk about
Damn that was the most contact I had with a woman in months. Is it the only way to find a topic to talk with chicks? Watch things they watch? Is it the ultimate way to lose your virginity?
Connor Gomez
Yes. You absolutely can. Don't listen to all the salty fucks in this thread who claim to have played it after watching a meme review.
Just play it. The worst they can happen is you drop it. Episode 1 is free on Steam, and that's enough to get you hooked. Yes, your choices actually do matter during the ride, a lot. They may not create entirely new progression paths and new stories, but they enhance and flavor the existing story. Mostly, they affect how characters feel, and react to future events, characters' attitudes towards others, and whether or not people listen to you in the future.
Jayden Diaz
But he's right. There's a difference between supernatural stories and science-fiction, and from there, a difference with science-fantasy. There is no reason to call this SciFi other than "it's in the modern era and someone through some pseudoscience mumbojumbo around."
Wyatt Nelson
imagine raping her
IMAGINE
Jordan Baker
and then putting a bullet in her head
Levi Collins
what? no. that's an awful thing to imagine
Landon Parker
Are you taking pictures too?
Noah Gonzalez
>And then raping her little cold body again in any pose until she starts to rot.
I came.
Ayden Perez
>her face when she does this but she loses too much blood that she can't rewind time and realizes she's going to end up pregnant
Hunter Young
REWIND THIS
Liam Cruz
Wrong. If by "enhancing and flavor" you mean a few different emotional dispositions from the characters that literally don't matter? Than yes. The only thing that changes anything is Kate, it adds 1 possible additional scene to the game for either outcome for her. You're completely wrong and are falsely advertising the game. It's a fun, cheesy game and I can see people getting invested in its story, but its choices do not matter.
Bentley Long
Based
Logan Mitchell
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Jose Lopez
Seriously, my Grinch heart grew a little bit after playing LiS.
William Butler
William Peterson
>you cum on her face and she catches every splurge perfectly in her mouth cause she rewound time so many times that she remembered where every drop lands
Matthew Parker
Your choices change how everyone acts, and therefore has a large influence how you the player experience the game. Your first playthrough never feels like it was full of forced choices except the end, and that's good design. The game is not designed for multiple playthroughs. That's a fact you just need to get over.
Carter Rivera
Wrong. The game makes you feel like everything you do matters. That in itself is all that matters.
Kayden James
Based.
Nathan Davis
>it's completely ok for a piece of media to create rules for its world, mechanics and story, disregard them completely and tell you to to fuck off because it's not SCIENCE FICTION
I bet you liked the last jedi you fucking faggot kys
Lincoln Campbell
Kys
Adrian Butler
It changes how they behave within one dialogue moment, where they'll either give you a catty sounding response or a tolerable one. How delusional are you? Never "feels" like forced choices? Well yeah, no shit, it's one playthrough, but in the end it literally doesn't matter. You're forced to deal with Kate, you're forced to go back in time AND hide William's keys, you're forced to pull the plug on Chloe when in the alternate reality... Seriously, are you messed up in the head or just stupid? That's not good game design, it's just telling a forced story with the illusion of choice.
Jaxon James
Best girl by MILES.
Adam Brooks
I didn't know you could let her die.
Jeremiah Moore
Imagine snuggling with Max and Chloe and then rolling over and Kate is there to snuggle with too. The answer is clear, a LiS Harem is the patrician choice.
Oliver Long
Christian Williams
>wrong
Imagine snuggling with Suika and Yuugi and then rolling over and Kasen is there to snuggle with too. The answer is clear, a Touhou oni Harem is the patrician choice.
Owen Cruz
Would you?
Jaxon Robinson
no, fat bitches are disgusting, undesirable, and nobody wants you.
Juan Diaz
Out of left field but not wrong
Jace Jenkins
i dont get it losing weight is easy as fuck why dont fat people just lose weight and stop being ugly?
Hudson Kelly
Speak for yourself. I think chubby girls are cute, so more for me I guess.
Eli Flores
LOOOL JUST LOSE WEIGHT
Isaac Gomez
well whats stopping you?
Lincoln Cruz
Food mostly
Austin Hughes
just eat less and exercise more
Anthony Jones
I don't know? Eating disorders, psychological problems, years of bad habits?
For me personally it was easy to lose weight, but that doesn't mean it's the same for everyone.
Zachary Adams
then stop eating food? you know thats how weight loss works right
Jace Sanders
most people are just retards that fall for the starvation mode meme, literally just dont eat to lose weight its that fucking easy
Eli Foster
It's not that they don't know that they have to stop eating, it's that it's hard to stop eating.
Tyler Nelson
bro get the camera!
Parker Richardson
>not blacked
Wyatt Brown
its not just drink some black coffee and have some discipline
Gavin Reed
It actually does have to do with body types and genetics at least some times. I went to the gym for years to lose weight, never actually lost any, and built a ton of muscle on top of it. You know those fat characters in anime that have bulging biceps and you can almost see their abs through their stomach flab, that's what I ended up looking like.
William Butler
you dont lose weight by exercising you lose weight by not eating
Ethan Cruz
>this thread took a weird ass turn
Josiah Cruz
BROOOOOOOOOO NO WAY
Elijah Watson
cardio is best for losing weight without building muscle
Asher Adams
im just trying to help fatties lose weight which is a much better cause than discussing your shitty lesbian movie game
Easton Wilson
Nah, you're just trolling people.
Jacob White
Kate wants you all to know it's okay to be fat!
NOBULLY
Aiden Jackson
cardio takes a long time and hardly burns anything, youre much better off just not eating that food in the first place
Robert Bailey
what did i say thats trolling people is going without food for more than a day too big of a concept for your fatass brain?
Noah Green
I gotta say, impressive on the nose physics.
10/10, would boop
Ayden Hill
Ryder Davis
Nah, but what you're suggesting is unhealthy. You need to take in calories to get through the day. The problem with why people get fat is because they either take in too many calories, or don't get enough activity to burn their calories off.
Jaxson Hall
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Angel Rogers
Lmaoo bro gtfo talkin like u know how young ppl talk
Noah Torres
>Nah, but what you're suggesting is unhealthy. You need to take in calories to get through the day.
you literally dont stop falling for this retarded meme
you dont need food as long as you have body fat what do you think your body stores fat for? for fun and to make you ugly just to spite you?
>The problem with why people get fat is because they either take in too many calories, or don't get enough activity to burn their calories off.
you burn calories by not doing anything people get fat because they eat too much
Jordan Martin
(You)
Mason Sanders
ty
Andrew Long
Exept body fat doesn't work like a fucking battery ready to perfectly supplement the loss of calorie intake until it runs out.
Don't listen to anything this guy says. If you want to lose weight, cut 15-20% from your daily expenditure (TDEE), don't stop eating completely.
Justin Powell
Why do you keep responding to that guy?
Henry Gray
I have nothing better to do.
Christopher Carter
>Exept body fat doesn't work like a fucking battery ready to perfectly supplement the loss of calorie intake until it runs out.
except it literally does do that, humans evolved for billions of years going through long periods of food shortages and having to rely on their fat storages, are you going to next claim evolution is retarded?
>Don't listen to anything this guy says. If you want to lose weight, cut 15-20% from your daily expenditure (TDEE), don't stop eating completely.
sure if you want to lose weight in the next 50 years
Kevin Wright
Why is there so little yuri footfetish stuff for this game? Especially between Max and Chloe? I mean, this game is ripe for it.
Hunter Russell
just eat less and work more faggot lol
Brody Campbell
Daily reminder that Max flower belongs to Warren and Chloe is a bitch that don't helping to progress the game and basically forces you to do things you dont want le she will get angry like a toxic cunt
Warren literally helps more to the plot with his little screentime
Michael Cox
thats what im saying just dont eat anything or eat very little to lose weight but you faggots have this mentality ingrained in you that you need 3 square meals a day and at least 1600 calories or else youll drop dead of starvation the next day
Anthony Jackson
Warren actually seems like a cooler person to hang out with than Chloe imo.
Owen Lewis
Foot fetishes are less common among women.
Isaac Evans
Oh I know, but I'm a man that likes it when girls lick each others toes. I want Max to lick Chloe's toes goddammit!
Noah Morgan
thank god I always have this pic when I need it
Hunter Gray
He is really cool, the other characters make you know that, Alisson, Kate saying you would make a great couple and Warren being a good person, Brooke gets angry at you if you go Ape with Warren because she want that Dick for herself, and Beats Natan, give you a pic that sabes you AND belive in your time travel Powers from the start when you said it to him
Basically is the best characters
Chloe just keep bitching at you or dying
Grayson Hill
>tfw had Max gf but fucked it up like everything else
It felt weird playing the game at times honestly
thanks for reading my blog
Ryan Smith
shut the fuck up before you get yote boomer
Charles Hall
You're welcome user. I live vicariously through some of you at times because I can't get these things for myself.
James Morris
Sacrificed the whole town for some emo floozie who can barely keep herself alive!
Daniel Nguyen
>chloe start bitching about answering the phone
>mfw
Jack Evans
>'Yes Kate Marsh killed herself, such sad!'
Josiah Hill
>This is a REALLY important choice
Fucking hate Chloe
Henry Ross
I had a dream about Chloe and now I'm attracted to her. And it's the weirdest thing. I never found her very attractive in the game. But I hung out with her in the dream and I felt like I got to know her and suddenly I find her attractive. But it's not really the version of her that's actually in the game but one that only existed in that dream I had.
William Rogers
God I wanna see Max's pubes
Eli Walker
I want to gently pull on her pubes as I finger her.
Nathan King
David James
Had a similar thing happen to me recently as well strangely enough.
I dreamt I was dating Chloe and she had a job as a professor or something at a college, and then she brought me to her work to show me off to her co workers and they commented on how cute of a couple we were.
I wish could go back.
Parker Gray
Well, the Chloe in my dream wasn't really too different from the one in the game. But I spent time with her and I got along well with her and now I'm attracted to her.
Adam Wood
>i want to gently kiss her check while her eyes start to water from me pulling on her pubes and starting to cum at the same time as under her breath she mumbles "wowser"
Dylan Brown
I also want Max to play with and stroke my shaft at the same time.