Which starter are you picking?

Rabbit

If there is a bloodhound Pokemon, then I have to take Scorbunny to have Sam and Max.
Otherwise, Sobble.

Yeah, you said it bro!
>plays generic playstation walking simulator

Depends on the evolutions.

Grookey Gang

will only play if the pokemon are good and if i hear that the game isnt complete shit
if i will then i pick sobble

Gonna have to wait until I see evolutions. Not getting into another Gen 3 situation where Treeko and Grovyle were top tier and the you get this stupid fat lizard for the rest of the game.

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Call me when the final stages have been shown. Fuck those starters, they'd fit into some indie shovel shit like blundertale but not by a company who should know better by now.

I'll pick the rabbit then box it or wonder trade it.

I did that(wonder traded) with sun/moon choosing Litten since I didn't really like the final forms of the starters, winded up getting a 5IV adamant Totodile first try.

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Talk like a Scott to me.

the only one without dumb cartoon twig arms

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I'm a 30 year old man. How do I go into a vidya store and buy Pokemon without embarrassing myself?

No

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because tons of 30 year old men buy Pokemon without embarrassing themselves. It's fucking Pokemon.

Or buy it online.

Order it online retard

By acting casual and not mentioning it's for your little brother or kid unless they fucking ask you. They don't give a shit.

dress as if you have a job and people will think you're buying it for your kid or something

alternatively just order online like everyone else in 2019

Grookey seems pretty groovy.

Grookey of course, just look at this cute ape

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Anyone else who's in a game store won't give a shit and neither should you

>this will never happen

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STOP
BUYING
MEDIOCRE
POKEMON
GAMES
OR
GAMEFREAK
WILL
NEVER
IMPROVE

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confused boner

I always go female trainer + grass starter.

Which starter lets me fuck this slag?

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No

Monkeh

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you know full well that it's far to late for that to happen.

Not enough information, I need to know their evos first.

Grookey

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The rabbit. Can't wait for it to get the waifubait or barabait final evo treatment.

maintain eye contact and speak clearly at a neutral and consistent tone.

Tentacles fetish?

You ain't right, boy.

Sobble of course

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You must be real different and unique drawing such a retarded parallel like that

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go back to your containment board

>Can't wait for it to get the waifubait or barabait final evo treatment.

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The bunny

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Not with that attitude

Enough children buy the games that they don't need us to justify continuing on the same safe and easy path anyway

>trusting patterns
I will still stick to the Bunny. The first fire starter I actually like.

The thing about Iow budget games is that it does not reaIIy matter if they seII Iess.

We need a delinquent girl pokemon

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Soble

nigger it's pokemon, the games haven't changed since 1996 lmao.

also picking momkey

this is all right minus the blood/piss/pubes

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Whichever one has the best final evolution

Comfired Fake

Yo champ in the making! Just go in there, give the manager a firm, handshake and ask for the the latest installment in the Pokémon franchise.

Where

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The monkey unless the evolutions get leaked and it turns out to be fucking hideous like Delphox. Can't believe people are calling it the worst one over a generic rabbit and yet another tadpole.

twitter.com/ksiwoo33
If it was real wouldn't Gamefreak take action like they did with the Gen7 leak

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>take action
What action did they take? They literally just ignored it

>yet another tadpole
Sobble is a lizard.

Also the water was made by Blitzdrachin

The little monkey feller of course, I have an affinity for monkies, and he's cute as hell to boot.

Fire because grass has a shitton of weaknesses and there’s a ton of water pokemon I like

What are the odds that the Fire one ends up Fire/Fighting?

>baseball
surely he'd be a cricket player if we're following a UK theme

The lil monkey fella

OOO-OOO-AHH SEND OUT THE FAST BOWLA OOO-OOO

Isn't it a chameleon-newt

Considering 2/7 ended up being Fire Fighting and every single Fire starter ended up being bipedal the chances aren't bad

The soccer bunny evolving into an airplane makes perfect sense!

>still pushing this fake shit

Grookey-core tunes:
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My wife likes Sobble so I'll probably go with that

Hmm that's not the protagonist

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>Soccer bunny
Where in his design is this implied

>The region is inspired by England, a country known for its soccer skill.
>The bandaid on the nose is a teenage soccer player gimmick
>The way the Pokemon moves, and the huge feet for kicking, are obvious giveaways
>scorbunny = (scorch + score) + bunny

Check Bewear concept art. It had Serena in it.

This

None of this is proof that it is a soccer bunny and its all baseless conjecture.

Dude, Pokemon has been the same since it's original release. You might not have realised it, but the games have always been easy and borderline handholding. Unless you specifically picked the worst starter in each generation, the games were all cake walks.

Are you seriously that retarded? It's so fucking obvious it's gonna be a soccer Pokemon.

From what I've seen sun and moon are disgustingly tutorial filled, and there are cut scenes CONSTANTLY.

he really want that "leak" to be real

Legitimately never noticed this. The only problem I had with SM was jrs hallway map design. Are zoomers this bad when it comes to playing a game for more than 10 minutes?