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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
How interesting that the kid and whoever marked it seem to write "20" in the same way...
>-1000 C
For a second I thought those were the endings to Mass Effect 3.
This teacher is retarded. To make a board into two piece takes just one cut which according to the problem takes 10 minutes to do. Thus if they were to cut again to make three pieces it would still take 10 min as one cut takes that amount of time. So yeah, it would take 20 min to cut a board into three pieces. If 15 min was right you have two boards with one being longer and cut half way through the middle of it.
Cunts
stfu nerd
Those are not even close to each other.
The fuck?
It's an airbag from a car.
Funniest joke with added potential back and spine injuries for good measure.
That's the joke user.
Poor chicken.
Aren’t there only two gender Pokémon?
No the board was originally a square, after the first 10 minute cut you end up with two rectangles. Because the width of the rectangle is now half that of the square it will only take 5 minutes to cut through the board. Making the correct answer 15 minutes.
There's genderless as well, like Ditto. But, yeah. Male and female otherwise.
This is probably what hell is like.
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Why hasn't there been a modern adaptation of Julius Caesar set in prison?
>The other dog just standing there not giving a fuck.
Based.
Absolute fucking madman holy shit
A modern Julius Caesar would never be sent to prison
I wish our country had a slightly higher standard when it came to teachers. It seems like sometimes they just drag them off the streets.
It's not the teachers, it's the standards they have to adhere to. Don't send your kids to government funded schools if you want them to turn out normal.
Retard.
Except if he was a military commander nowadays every thing he did woul have granted him enough discharges to fill around 27 life sentences
This one will never stop being perfect.
Pat's dream body.
bootlicker.
That's a dummy, dummy
They still tried to pin Oliver North to a wall. Service to the country doesn't mean shit to an angry senate.
Why did its head fall off?
Defence mechanism. It's like how skinks can shed a tail to evade predatores, but turkeys being more evolved can shed their heads allowing the body to run off and regrow a new head.
kek
Still the best
>the board is square
>the image clearly shows a long, rectangular piece of timber
nigga what the fuck
that sucks
if it was just the guns and ammunition I would have understood, but not the clothing and other non-lethal items
a sequel to one of the most-posted Yea Forums filenames
>taking a tabloid headline at face value
yeah, and the queen holidays in ibiza doing lines of coke off some spaniards cock.
There's nothing to indicate the army destroyed anything beyond the weapons and ammo, and even the destruction of weapons was called over zealous.
oh no
It's intentional.
>bubble shield at last second
Thanks for reminding me of my nukige backlog, user.
What was her name again?
Wasn't there a state looking into removing "F" as a grade?
it doesn't matter.
Based kid
This is why all women's sports are a joke.
Horrible hunter.
source?
is this porn?
oh
oh no
you make it whatever you'll want it to be
what is it tho
>all women
>.... "MEN" on the back wall
>probably some kind of art thing
I want the anger user, tell me.
from what I've understood it's from a marriage(?) and there was a ring hidden inside of the cake and whoever got it ???
I don't get it
>Warmer is dimmer, less energy
>Cooler is brighter, more energy
>disarm him and fire all the rounds at random
>people die from falling bullets
>I help!
6/10 cuckled goofily
what the heck
>Cooler is hotter
>Warmer is colder
still not seeing it
RULES OF NAAAATUREEEEEEEE
>cuts it from the wrong side
what a fucking imbecile
What is going on in there?
>That pause between the killing blow
every
time
What a fucking idiot. That's clearly an off duty cop.
I'm sure trying to disarm a cop would go well for her
the fuck?
The future is in good hands, lads.
really? the water must have been electrified or something. there's no way the firemen would spend their time to 'rescue' someone out of not even ten centimeters of water
what makes you say this
>not teams are being balanced
It's almost like it isn't the objectively most attractive male look.
Why the cat can't go forward?
it hasn't unlocked that area yet
What is this?
it doesn't have access to this area yet
>civil servants wouldn't get some jackass out of a jam
Sure, dipshit might be low priority but if you think they wouldn't do anything I worry about what kind of shithole you live in.
>a fire sun and a frozen sun collide
We tend to apply the sensation of cold with the colour blue and red with warm when colour coding things, but when it comes to heat given off by stars it's the opposite. Red stars are much cooler than blue stars. So inverted mouse movements means the way you move the mouse will give the opposite reaction in the game.
Notice the hair on the 2 dog owners.
I still remember my first time getting members.
based doggo.
Cat's on a leash, you can see it more clearly as the guy walks past the cat.
How can this even happen? I'm not American and I don't know that much about basketball, so is there something I'm missing here?
if the water was electrified this would have been justified.
if not then you're you're over-exaggerating. surely there would be better use of them being ready to go put out fires at the station. the 'rescue' looks comical by using the bucket to avoid some water. that's a young man they're saving. he shouldn't have any issues at going on foot. he could simply take off his shoes if he was worried for them
You forgot to consider that after extensive usage, the sawblade will become dull, making the work take longer to finish.
And we forgot to consider the possiblity that the board quality might be substandard, requiring careful handling as too not snap the wood by accident while cutting it.
This is the power of the katana.
>implying it wasn't a perfectly spherical sawblade in a vacuum
look at the image. it's a hand saw and timber
Its a worded fraction. Ignore the words focus on the numbers.
2/10=1/5
3/x=?
Now Solve for X by cross multiplying.
5*3 =15
1*x=1
1/5
------
3/x
=
15
>phoneposters
>shoveldog
The girl the ball gets passed to scores on her team's basket because she's dumb, and then the rest of them keep going for the wrong baskets because women are retarded
s-sourcE?
This question is written horribly.
cute legs
>Examiner of underclothing
based
hoo lawdy it's been years
stop reminding me
should be
>it has never done that before
reminds me of this
That's ignoring the logic implied by the words used.
If you take 10 minutes to saw the board into two pieces, that's 10 minutes per cut. To saw it into three pieces would take two cuts and 20 minutes.
If you want the problem to be laid out how you explained it, choose a different example or you're misleading anyone who's doing it.
Alfa995
Who the fuck saws a board in 10 minutes, that is a long fucking time.
>Pyro_clipping_into_a_medic
It's a woman.
b&rp
what purpose does the tilde serve in this question?
They were asked about it.
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Should be "losing in Tf2.webm"
underrated
I was very disappointed with clear sky, but those first 2 hours or so were 10/10
The wording doesn't translate into that though. It says 1 cut takes 10 mins and asks how long it would take to make three pieces i.e cut twice using equal work. Logically one will deduce that it will take 20 min if one cut takes 10. If they wanted the math to go as you wrote then they should have just said:
"2/10 = 1/5
3/x=?
Use cross multiplication to solve for x"
How is recognizing institutional failure "retarded"? You'd have to be brainwashed to think kids get anything like a decent education at a public school.
Yeah well that's exactly what I thought was happening. I was just wondering if there was some rule I was missing. It's still pretty hard to understand how they're that retarded though. The first one scoring on her own team is one thing, but then the entire other team scoring on themselves too is just incomprehensible.
THAT KILLED HIM!! HE'S BAHROKEN IN HALF!!
by using logical thinking you can observe how easy this question is. since it's an easy question it's probably for kids. question for kids often involve fictional characters of their own age which they can relate to. a kid sawing a board using 10 minutes doesn't seem that improbable, now does it?
both the student and the teacher are right
the problem lies with the student assuming he had to provide circumstances which prove the last statement of the question correct and the teacher's expectation regarding the answer
it's basically a layton tier question
>IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream
likely meant to show the word is being dragged out on the last syllable.
Imagine being a company representative publicly arguing with a 14 year old.
Why is this kid sawing a board, where are his fucking parents?
mmmm
C
>This symbol (in English) informally means "approximately", "about", or "around", such as "~30 minutes before", meaning "approximately 30 minutes before".
Logic means jack shit in tests. You just take the basic facts and run with it. But then again that was how i was always taught. Its not the right answer, its the right test answer.
Worded math is dumb and should never even be used.
>trying to steal an holstered weapon from its carrier
What could go wrong?
fuckin wheelman
>people applauding the small feat of stepping out of your car and into a firetruck bucket
this is usa alright
The question requires you to assume both people have equal sized pizzas.
>I could have disarmed this dude
I totally believe this coddled skank would be able to get the gun out of the holster before the trained cop fucks her up.
the wording implied there would be a new board being sawn into 3
Should have called the Mass effect 3 Secret Endings.
>england
cops literally dont walk armed. All they have are batons, a single taser per car and whistles.
A squirtle doesn't say "pika pika" though.
looks like two old men laughing
This is the basis for SOMA
thanks
based on the information given by you, how would you interpret the question?
>that timing on coming back in place of the heavy
>that acting
>that pulling up the banana
I wanted this webm to end in a stab.
WTF that looks like my sister
>just learn japanese
Considering cops usually use holsters specifically designed to make it difficult for other people to draw their gun, she would have just been tugging at his belt for a couple seconds before getting fucked up
Considering how little we know about consciousness, this is unimaginably cruel.
fuck you :(
I don't think she knew that guy was a cop though
actually he did it right but it seems he didnt account for the natural lean of the tree
the question asks HOW it is possible, not whether or not it was possible at all
I'd gently molest any of those girls
I play TF2 just for moments like these
Couldn't make it! Couldn't make it!
based
get these reddurr faggots out of here.
>kids needing parental supervision to saw a board
really? why?
Makes you think about how many students suffer from C grade teachers
cute sister
So that they can get instruction and not saw a thumb off being retarded.
That's a bullshit question format then
If you say Timmy had 5 oranges and ate 9 you figure out that he got 4 more not call him out on his lies because 9 is greater than 5
I don't see how the teacher can be interpreted as being right at all. His answer directly contradicts stuff that was stated in the question.
if they saw their thumb off they will have learned a valuable lesson
>not using tie down ropes when the tree is naturally leaning the wrong way
Fucking dumbass would have loved to see that repair bill
For those that don't know, those holsters are designed in a way that makes it really hard to pull the gun out unless you're the one wearing it. It's not gonna fall out soon or be pilfered without a massive amount of resistance
Lol very true. Very, very true.
>Big animals put you to sleep
>Wake up with wires stabbed into you, your entire body is missing
>Can't feel
>Can't hear
>Can't see
>Can only respond by what the wires tell you
IhateitIhateitIhateitIhateitIhateitIhateitIhateitIhateitIhateitIhateit
I'm going to have nightmares of this
Do you know how fucking retarded kids are?
what kind of retard needs to be told with a handsaw "if you hit skin and you feel pain, don't keep going". It's not a fucking circular saw.
>just ignore the words lmao
then why not make it a mathetimatical question to begin with faggot? putting 300 words around it just makes it confusin and question who the fuck would take 10 minutes to saw a fucking board
yup.
a lot of science is just people torturing animals pointlessly.
now listen
are you seriously thinking that a kid would be able to saw their finger off? it would take several strokes to saw a finger off (by a kid's strength and lacking technique)
kids nowadays can't go figure out things by themselves without the parents interfering all the time
Instructed on how to properly use a handsaw. Do you think 6 year olds come out of the womb knowing how to saw a board in half? Are you dumb? Have you never had a father?
I was exaggerating the point. A kid could hurt themselves fucking around with heavy sharp implements. How is this hard to understand?
perhaps the ones with parents that doesn't make their kids go outside and play in trees and figure things out themselves?
>bioshock_infinite_concept_art.jpeg
retardation
>dude don't shoot the head it will make the prey flail and you have to chase it what if you want to make a head decoration like a faggot lmao
Just wait until this is used to keep you alive past your natural life span to pay off your debt or serve a prison sentence.
>1000 years, off to robot gulag with you
Playing outside is one thing, working with construction tools is another.
>fantasizing about taking a gun from someone doing nothing wrong and firing it at random
Sounds like this dumb cunt has a problem instead
my dad taught me how to use a saw
this did not turn me into a rocket-speed sawing machine overnight, but did mean i could be trusted to get through a plank eventually
>Don't speak to me or my son ever again
that way they've learned a valuable lesson
the teacher concluded that because the board was smaller it would take a shorter amount of time to saw, which would be logical however the teacher failed to mention that crucial bit of information, leading to an "incorrect" answer from the student, very similar to the shit layton questions pose
I grew up in a world where i knew that pain meant "don't keep doing that". I didn't need to be told "if you are doing something htat is hurting you, stop doing it". Did you have an uncle that told you that "it's meant to hurt, so shut up and take it"?
Yes, parental supervision dummy that is what I was talking about. Read my post, INSTRUCTED. Jesus christ.
It's approximately a question, aka a vague question.
Exactly. A proper holster doesn't just let someone yank it out. She'd embarrass herself, then get roughed up, then spend a few years in the pokey if she tried.
kids would have most likely been watching their fathers using handsaws before trying it out themselves
There's a balance to be found between supervising and not
Yeah the sawing isn't the most dangerous thing in the world, but supervision is also an opportunity to teach technique and inform
The parent shouldn't freak out because the object might cut their precious baby, but you also don't want some twat letting her kid swing a sawblade into your child's face because they wanted to play sword fights and the parent wanted to let them "grow freely and learn" or whatever
>>
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!
What the hell man
Pokemon are intentionally unique
non binary genders are similar to each other to the point where they are the same
>neutrois (neutral)
>androgyne
>bigender: neutrois and androgyne
>intergender and neutrois
all of these are the same fucking thing. I fucking get they are imbetween, why do I have to play the shitty guessing game anyway?
lol at all these noobs replying to this about animal cruelty. they scraped a few rat brain cells and connected it to a robot. its not an entire rat brain.
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So your parents are neglectful and you ended up on Yea Forums. Cool, I'm not going to let my kid touch tools unless I teach him how to use them. How the fuck. How is this hard to understand?
oh shit im getting the two questions confused now
I always wondered if those dummies actually worked. Twice at the very least, apparently.
think, retard
This girls will be forever legal loli?
you never made a treehouse as a kid?
Neutrois sounds like a stellar based RPG spell
So I'm just going to let my kids do whatever by just watching and not proper instruction? Are you fucking, how many single parent kids are in this fucking thread?
READ, retard.
imagine your project went wrong and you lost the full use of your hand, fingers, leg or injured someone else
sure mistakes are the best teachers of wisdom but wouldnt quality of life better not to suffer from such mistakes for the remainder of your life?
kek, didn't notice that the webm looped at first and thought the other guy started dancing back
This is what realismfags want.
Most animals are not very smart. As long as you scent something correctly they'll think a log is one of them
>Going for style points
>So your parents are neglectful
Not as bad as yours were to leave you within grab range of the person that damaged you this much. Seek help dude.
Can do it in H3VR too
THIS RELOAD TIME IS EXHILARATING!
What the fuck are you even talking about?
how could you lose the full use of your leg(s), fingers and/or hand(s)?
shouldn't you have your guns loaded before you arrive at a potential gunfight?
me on the right with the striped shirt
Being a retard on the job.
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>were you there
Power move
>this kills the /pol/nigger
So... what you're saying is you used a saw with your parent's instruction when you were a child.
its the leaf on the plant
I doubt kids could get their hands on heavy machinery, scaffolding, lifts etc.
THANK YOU
Holy shit this site is full of retards.
Probably an epileptic seizure
Ahem
>EWWWWW MUST NOT TOUCH FILTHY WATER WITH MY CUTE FEETS
america
you should always aim for the lung or the heart of an animal you hunt
>So I'm just going to let my kids do whatever by just watching and not proper instruction?
That seems to be the idea itt
Like just stare at them until they do something wrong then slap it out of their hand and dab on them
>HAH looks like you learned a valuable lesson today libtard kiddo
This dumb bitch doesn't even realize that police holsters are specifically designed to stop someone attempting to steal their gun
LOL what is funny is that most conservative parents would probably agree with me.
that image doesn't tell how she/he got hurt, though
Human has taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in hell
I fucking love fractals.
>feets
nytimes.com
This kid got hurt even with proper instruction.
yeah it's not really a political thing I just wanted an edgy buzzword for my strawman
She doesn't even know he's a cop
>learn fictional pokemon
>learn fictional "genders"
Hmm
What a shitty dumbass image to start this reddit thread.
black mirror?
Still looks better than any filthy nigger.
Sheploo is the pinnacle of male character design.
so the kid shouldn't have been operating the machine at all as it was clearly beyond his capabilities
Nothing wrong with this, fuck niggers.
FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH, IT DISGUSTED ME
I CRAVED THE STRENGTH AND CERTAINTY OF STEEL
I ASPIRED TO THE PURITY OF THE BLESSED MACHINE
YOUR KIND CLING TO YOUR FLESH, AS IF IT WILL NOT DECAY AND FAIL YOU
ONE DAY THE CRUDE BIOMASS THAT YOU CALL A TEMPLE WILL WITHER, AND YOU WILL BEG MY KIND TO SAVE YOU
BUT I AM ALREADY SAVED
FOR THE MACHINE IS IMMORTAL
guys i hope youre both joking cause its a common trope in japanese stuff, anime, games, manga that the tilde is just used to drag out a syllable or sound, and the furry who made the game was just using it in that fashion
Yeah, it sucks. Which is why you keep your dumbass kids away from big scary man shit until they are physically capable or under supervision. Makes sense no?
Kid should have written "Marty's a fat fuck."
That's sad.
Question forget to add, that the person now has experience sawing boards thus can saw boards in less time then the previous ones.
there's a difference between a handsaw and a bobcat, no?
The rare godlike gibbus spy
Who cares?
well whe at least know who is the sister
i think
DELET THIS CONCEPT
reminds me of this one time I was working construction
>putting rebar in concrete pillars
>towards end of day
>concrete starts to harden
>colleague is hammering the rebar down with sledgehammer
>another colleague (new guy, first day at work) is holding the pillars/rebar in place
>during one swing the head of the sledge somehow comes loose and flies off the shaft
>hits new guy right in the head
>instant knock out
>colleague and I look at each other
>I go "dude I think you killed him"
such is life as a tradie
all is good, the guy made a full recovery and we joke about this incident all the time
>"You get an F, Zero"
great camera work /sarcasm
fucking retards
Fucking asshole missed the impact. Delete this post.
There's a 99% chance she doesn't even know how to take the gun from the holster.
he was probably a little bit worried by the whole malfunctioning missile thing happening
cool filename, idiot
>/sarcasm
>tfw the natural laws of the universe agree with you
why is this somehow better than just killing his faggot ass?
The retard doesn't even take cover. He's just standing in the open at the same distance, filming the floor.
fuck off
People don't think straight when they're panicking, that's right
shrapnel could've scratched his camera lens
>he can't make up a filename for a pic in a filename thread
pathetic
Because that way you don't kill the people who aren't faggots for "disrespecting mah 'thority" or asking for their dog to not be shot
Women should be forced to have their pituitary glands removed what the hell this is perfect.
>zero difference between the images
>word are normalfag
You are a fucking blight, zoomer trying to fit in
I wasn't posting a filename pic but a response, you dipshit.
>even considering killing someone as a viable option
this is Europe, not some anarchic country
What's this from?
I guess that's why Europe is slowly becoming a caliphate. You're not killing morons that rampage across the streets with knives and explosives, trying to kill people because they feel like it.
BBC news
>guys all get HGH and roids
>girls get pituitary glands removed
Once gene therapy is a thing shit is going to get weird
"This isn't really a marathon safe strat, but we'll try it anyway..."
>someone is brain damaged enough to make this
I legit feel sorry for people so wrapped up in meme culture this hard. No fucking way they have friends offline.
woah it really thinks what it posted is ok
amazing
what a bunch of cuties
t. yrone
>no fun allowed
Summed up 2015 pretty well.
>someone is brain damaged enough to make this
The 3d is from a Taiwanese news program that is well known for their 3d depictions of weird news events.
THE GOOD DOCTOR HAS TO PAY
you need to seek help, user. having this much hatred burning inside of you isn't good
Jumping to conclusions a bit there faggot, it's just foreign news striking a comedic niche
youtube.com
Honestly I would just answer everything with "were you there" like the last question
I'm a heavy fence-sitter what can I do
>zootopia
exactly. a true Yea Forums pro would've made some witty "protagonist returns in sequel as extra boss" filename
Blue is higher energy than red, it should be hotter.
Look at stars: red, cold; blue, hot.
Fell asleep at the wheel
It happens more often than you think, especially on long empty roads.
wouldn't that basically be asanagi's works: flatlands edition? without tits i don't really want it, to be fair.
>original content is bad!!!
I bet he has more friends than you, faggot.
Ahh, I see, zoomers started teaching new generation.
If we're going full engineered retrovirus/nanomachine gene therapy then there would be tits too
nice
Underrated
>t. low test
IMAGINE
wew
>Undead combat/sub rogue with Ironfoe and Timmy
OR
>Orc combat/assassin rogue with thrash blade and sangthraze
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
are you ok?
Tauren rogue
It won't be the same classicfag
You can never have those years back
Needs a name.
I hope that kid is either just a larper or an aspie without any trace of self-awareness
>Dali_develops_cooking_sim.webm
Tara Reid
the golden retriever is way better at being a dog 10/10
>better at being a dog
>both are dogs
???
reminds me of daddy last night
>COSMOatNintendoWorldChampionship
i was stumped trying to figure out how that image related to abrupt decay until i just searched the rules text but you really just whipped out a limited-tier removal spell huh
>This is your brain on cute pupper doggo mentality
The German Shepherd is a better trained animal in this case.
>That's XCOM baby
>that
>big boobs
No
It clearly says BBC News.
But that dogs role is companionship
It isn't a working animal like a border collie
>gun law so lax any unhinged schizo can grab a gun and shoot you on the street
>all the amerilard mental gymnastic replies
Priceless.
Who are you to decide what a dog's role is?
they're big relative to all total boobs that appear in the danganronpa franchise.
i got more shitty filenames like that
Humanity after breeding it to fulfill that role
For example pitbulls are bred to be niggers
I want a dog.
If you've ever been on gaia, tumblr or any other similar site you know exactly why. All of them want to be unique and special.If there's already an established term for their gender they give it a new name and now it's completely different.
Have you had a dog?
It's a NY cop, Imran.
It was a different time... Better time
>what is a thumb release
the correct answer is 2a^2 + 4ab + 2b^2 right
So you're saying trained work animals are inferior to cute easily distracted ones?
WE ARE THE DEAD
>cop off-duty, still in danger of getting shot
I get you, Cletus.
i'm afraid i'm gonna need to ask you for a source here
who the hell thought it's going to be a good idea to use some gay ass goth letters in logotype that's obviously going to be used in lower resolutions, this shit is unreadable. madgymiceregell? what the fuck
>literally a steak knife
If your metric is performing work sure
It was an arbitrary decision to categorize blue colors as cool based solely on subjective experiences, though
>Beef Twister
I was once talking with an canadian that supported Gun control. After pushing the subject a bit, he finally cracked up and claimed that the reason he wanted gun control was because that if he ever owned a gun, he would already have killed his boss or other people who pissed him off. Thus, because of his own lack of self control, he believe no one should be allowed to have that much power, and he doesnt trust other people to not be homicidal maniacs like he is.
Thats the logic behind many gun control activists.
>That lacking ambient occlusion bias
looks like epilepsy or similar
correct
Top kek
How old is banter exactly because it must be from before 1881
boss battle second form(s)
Looks like a cop uniform, what's the issue? I'm not even a seppo but all our cops are armed
wtf rude
Eva was truly ahead of its time.