Eurogamer trashes DOA 6 because of cute girls

>Honoka, who according to her bio is an 18-year-old Japanese student but... come on... is low hanging fruit for thirsty kawaii fans. Similarly, Marie Rose, officially an 18-year-old Swedish maid, but, yeah... come on... is kitted out to be some sort of teen sex slave. Wrestler Tina Armstrong's skimpy outfit at least makes some sort of sense, in a WWE diva kind of way, but her interactions with wrestling partner and father Bass give off more than a whiff of that most uncomfortable of relationships: Donald and Ivanka Trump. I can't help but feel embarrassed to have Honoka and Tina's physics-defying boobs float about on my telly. Dead or Alive 6 is a video game that includes characters I steer clear of because of how grim they are. What a world.

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wasn't Yea Forums trashing this game just a few weeks ago because it "catered to SJWs"?

Instead they should trash it for
>overpriced DLC
>NO LOBBIES
>nonstop lies to customers (cant decide if they are into CORE VALUES or BOOBS)
>no cross play
>treating PC players as trash

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>>no cross play

Not many fighters offer this in the first place (though they really should)

They did. Looks like they didn't cater hard enough.

This kind of writing is a scam. It's easy money, easy work and it gets pats on the back.

You can talk about deep politics while being superficial about the game quite easily and it makes you look like you took a considered approach. However what you really have is one underlying tool - politics - and you use it to paint any game with that brush.
"Forget the gameplay but I found X to conform/not to conform to (Political Opinion Y) because Z and therefore the game is good/bad and my review has merit."

I've often fantasized about beginning two rival media reviewing companies using this very same template. You could generate thousands of clicks and hire a monkey or rent an algorithm to write most of this stuff.

And these are the people they tried to please instead of the people who'd buy it.

honestly this, if you wanted to shit on DOA fine by me because of everything listed here. The fact that OP thinks that's what the problem is is mind boggling.
But in all honestly, PC versions of fighting games are trash, the lies is just a bad marketing case, and if I still enjoy DOA6 after 100 hours I might just get the $100 dlc.

What a soifilled cuck

>Poole

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>Playing fighting games on PC

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They probably have some sort of mundane daily recyclying spreadhseet and slideshow to tell everyone how they will speel some 'insert product'.

The game failed to get into EVO so the devs backpedaled to cater to real fans again.

>yin-poole

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it's eurogamer
they want their readers to be horrified that games still have tits in 2019
100 dollar season pass (just the first one!)? that doesn't create outrage from journos

>gays don't like girls

Brilliant deduction you absolute retard. Stop shilling these trash "articles" of literal irrelevant nobodies.

And the devs could go fuck themselves and with no actual features/content, DOA6 is the paypiggy entry

eurogamer is one of the most relevant videogame related websites, unfortunately

Not really.

Good, don't enable those mysognistic incels

>but... come on...

BASED projectile pedo

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you forgot to add the part where he blames trump in your screen shot

That's why I'm (and probably many others) waiting for the last round version. Let them suffer their own greediness and take this as a lesson.

backpedaling after shitting the bed.

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how is it possible to be THAT gay?

Wait 14?

Its superior in every way but player base...

Mods for better skins
Faster loading times
Less input lag
You can plug any pad, fightstick or keyboard you want

Is the writer gay or something? Like I don't want a hardcore DOA fan to write a fucking review for the game, but it does feel like the dude only payed attention to one thing and didn't even play the game.

Honoka and Marie Rose are honestly some of the worst characters added to DOA.
>no theory behind their fighting technique and no interesting ninja shit, to the point where Honoka is basically a clumsy kawaiiko joke
>blatant marketing exercises in the introduction of cute underage-but-not-really girls to a cute girl fighter/volleyball dating sim
Mila was unironically the best new character from 5: why not follow on her precedent? She was adorable and kicked ass.

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Why does everything have to fit a certain narrow world view to be reviewed favorably?

This guy clearly prioritize his own bias rather than actually review the game.

Mila was also one of the most unpopular girls everywhere next to Christie and Lisa

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can you view loss outros like DoA5?
if not i won't even waste my time pirating

Yes.

and they wonder why gaming journalism is failing.

my dick thanks you

That guy brings very little to any video of DF I saw him in.

eurogamer more like cuckogamer lawl
surprised he had time to write this article from his cuckshed haha

>SJWs screech about tits because they're cock gobbling faggots who like seeing the men in skimpy outfits but cover their eyes when women are on screen
>Dev dials back the female sexiness, leaves all the shirtless men intact
>SJWs pan the game for having women with breasts (and also a woman without breasts) in the game anyway
>Now any DOA fans also hate the game for pandering to SJWs

Good work. You pandered to the SJWs and they shit on you just as hard as they were going to if you hadn't pandered anyway. It's almost like they're never satisfied by design and you should never even acknowledge their screeds in the first place.

These people write about video games for a living. Why do you care what they think? They are pretty low in social standing.

CUTE BAD
UGLY GOOD

>Orange man reference

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And it happens over and over, literally just like in that ms pain comic.

take the cunnypill

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I will never understand why dumbass devs keep trying to please a very small, very vocal minority of people that won't even buy the games in the first place.

As a gay man I wish more games would replace all boobs and vaginas with dicks. Imagine a world where every woman had two thick meaty cocks protruding from her chest. It would be heaven.

You know what coverage of this game everyone is looking at and discussing right now? Eurogamer. Outrage draws in more page views and you fucking morons fall for it every single time.

in the long run PC better than console for fighters. less input lag and you can still find people playing the game even after everybody moved on to the new meme game. on consoles it is pretty much buy the new game or get fucked

How cucked do you have to be to bring Trump into a DoA game review. How rent free can one man live inside another's head?

It almost makes sense in this case: adapting a game to the FGC standards would give the game a much wider market reach than it would as being known as "that fighting game with the 'she kicks high' ad". Trying to trim a sexy fighting game's main selling point down for an establishment that thought R. Mika's default outfit was too sexy was stupid, though.

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>somehow implement a comment that implicates that Trump fucks his own daughter into a review of DoA6
These people are literally insane.

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I have been warning you faggots for months. DOA is shifting to maximize their Otaku bucks. look at 5 and its $1,500 dollars worth of DLC. and that is on the most updated version. DOA staff doesn't care about gameplay they care about leeching waifufags

>ITS PANDERING TO SJWS THAT MEANS ITS BAD
>NO, WAIT THE SJWS DON'T LIKE IT THAT MEANS ITS GOOD

the absolute state of this board

>Yea Forums is one person

Oh they knew. The constant backpedaling of Tecmo/Koei's PR trying to cater to SJWs and their own fanbase was entertaining though.

Only if they're directly linking them.

They tried and failed. Fuck them

hasnt that already happened? I know that happened with 2 dating website owned by the same company. one for conservatives, and one anti-trump (that's literally how they are marketed)

>DRUUUMPFF!

You're acting like this isn't applicable to EVERY game company in japan not called Nintendo.
Otakus are a fucking goldmine for these companies, and they'd be legit retarded were they not to take advantage of their obsessions.

>Praising Vavra's insights into RPG design
Wow, how is this guy not banned? He's downplaying the severity of Vavra's hate speech by suggesting that this waste of human flesh could have any positive opinions about anything!

God, this is why Resetera sucks. Not enough moderation.

I shouldn't have been surprised since DF is with Eurogamer, but they directly post there? Unsubscribing right now, mah dude.

I just unsubscribed from them. You guys know if there is a way to block channels so their video don't pop up again or if I happen to click a link to not give them a view?

I dunno user, some of these articles scream sexual frustration

It's not about profits, well, at least not now. It's all about ideology and just another tool into shaping society the way they want. Read what Gamergate uncovered. Plus, they hope that since white birthrates are lowering and whites are becoming a minority every year, they will attract the new audience of goblins, niggers and kikes.

same

"Come on" what? There is no "come on". The age is stated.
>Capcom SAY Claire Redfield is 19, but... *rolls eyes* COME. ON.
Retards.

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well her model was literally underage when they scanned her

So was Jill Valentine's, but the characters aren't.

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> no cross play
Thank god. Imagine all these cheaters play with normal people. Looks like the game no anti-cheat protection at all.

You right. He disliked doa not because of cute girls, he praised cute girls in re2 in the end.
It makes his stance even more retarded and hypocrite.

>reading ANY game reviews from a biased website in 2019
You don't do this do you?

so if someone scanned some little girls and made porn with the models, that would be fine with you?
the characters are 500 years old

These double standards, every fucking time. Gays shouldn't be allowed to spread their hatred of women and beauty while simultaneously peddling their degeneracy.

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No i wouldn't, but DOA characters aren't scanned and thats the point of the article. They aren't underage no matter how hard that journalist WANTS them to be.
>fukken japs didn't make a video game about underage anime? Pfffft yes they did folks, they always do, no exceptions. wake up. I dont care what the devs say, i know, you know.

One is real. The other isn't. It's okay to kill one but not the other. Do you understand this distinction?

so you're saying it's ok
that's all i wanted to know

And you're saying it's ok to kill both. Two can play this game.

>eurogamer

every fucking time.

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>DOA characters aren't scanned
Doesn't matter. Liberals are starting to claim most Japanese designed female characters are underage these days. We're all pedos now.

>journalists
I don't know what you people are expecting, they're all a bunch of onions drinking faggots, of course their opinion is going to be shit.

I'm struggling to understand why these idiots put their stupid as fuck ideology over anything else.

I dunno man, it just seems pretty whack to me. Im no fool, no shit there are young girls being lewded in Japanese games, but now they attack the Japanese developers that explicitly AREN'T???

Because their devoid of independent thought. They're ideological puppets. There is no critical thought process. They default to it when dealing with any contentious issues.

*they're

I'll never understand that either. Maybe the people who started this shit were already rich?

Sony banning Omega Labyrinth Z is what got that ball rolling and when Senran Kagura got censored SJWs started branding all fans as pedos (pic semi related).

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I just hate the female characters in DoA, apart from their bodies. I hate the writing, I hate the awful VA direction, I hate the cutscenes, I hate the way they talk and I hate the extremely Japanese mediocrity and sameness of it all. The characters don't feel fun or human and then the sexiness of their bodies becomes irrelevant.

>they hope that since white birthrates are lowering and whites are becoming a minority every year,

Why would that be a problem? I thought racism no longer existed and being a minority had no impact on your life?

the thing is that the DOAfags will swear on their mons that DOA is about gameplay and that the game is legit good. even though people only got excited for 5 thanks to the VF characters. if VF came back DOA would be even more neglected since it has always been treated like poor's man Virtual Fighter

retard

Who the fuck gives a flying shit about gaming """"journalism""""""

Who the fuck said its good in here you nigger brainlet. People are just laughing at the developers attempt to apologize.

>Does any journalist here actually enjoy playing anything other than nintendo games?

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>can't help but feel embarrassed to have Honoka and Tina's physics-defying boobs float about on my telly

Where the fuck are the otakus getting all their money to buy all this shit if they sit at home all day and leech like the parasites they are?

twine games made by rainbow haired scam artists.

neet =/= otaku
and in todays world you can learn coding from your home. they also waste 90% of their income on animu. some fags on fate grand order waste their whole paycheck+borrowing money from the bank, just to waste on PNGs

He perspires onions

>Reading Eurogamer
>Posting eurogamer here
How about fuck you?

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>games need to stop empowering the player
my sides

Time and time again, the only winning move is not to play the games of mentally ill people. But they never learn.

Being a tourney game does not actually make people buy more of a game from a casual perspective

>Check out this cuck's Twitter page
>His avatar is a drawing of himself cosplaying as Bowsette.
Wonder why he's whining about. DOA offers a few male fighters that caters more to his taste.

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>Maybe the people who started this shit were already rich?
Not surprised at that. Those who were born rich tend to be detached from reality, have little to no self awareness, or know how to do a job that most of us have.

what a faggot.

Oh what the fuck man. That's just weird.

I was wondering why I kept seeing this faggotry in threads

>Marie Rose, officially an 18-year-old Swedish maid, but, yeah... come on... is kitted out to be some sort of teen sex slave.
God yes. I want Marie to be my underage teen sex slave!

You know why? Because it seems that the western game journalists are full of GAYS!! Intergalactic faggots who seem to have no problem masturbating to men in any way they ca when it comes to video games. Sexualising this and that. But when there is a pair of titties bouncing. That triggers them. Because gays arent fans of WOMEN. You know. Sexism. That the left seems to be fully eager to ignore. Because you cant criticise faggots today. Or else that hurts their pussy feelings.

Maybe has much to do with his being either gay or so full of onions that he is a closet faggot.

giving gay people rights was a mistake.
People of antiquity were right to burn them at the stake and shit.

Are DOA games even good?
Every single DOA thread I've seen is just people posting pictures of the girls.

Never Have I seen a single webm of gameplay.

ONIONS S O Y..... HAHAHAHAH see that S O Y is a censored word here.

>brings up trump for literally no reason
What the hell is wrong with these people?

>people get paid actual money to write this shit

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the trump hate is manufactured outrage to make him seem like an underdog, when in reality, he's a shabbos goy and electing him was a huge mistake.

dis-fucking-gusting
i want gays out of my video games

Yeah, then DOA6 did full 180 with their marketing in EVOJapan

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>its superior in every but the point of the entire genre

When they write shit like this. Yes. Writing about a Mr X Thong mod.. Guy seems HAPPY... And wondering what next, Naked Mr X. Instead of complaining that people have wayyy to much time when it comes to moding But that its ok. Since its an extra thing for some people. But not for everyone.. But then just calls Dead or Alive... A boob game. You clearly even see the disgust in the way he was writing.

>mutant musclebound goliaths in thongs = GOOD AND SEXY
>beach clad women = BAD AND SEXIST

>season pass 1
>there will be another one after the first 90$
And you know that "people" will fall for it time and time again.

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Modern leftists today. Yet.. Somehow... Its BAD to shame women for their bodies.. But making a game that basicly glorifies womens bodies is BAD. Even if it basicly puts womens bodies on a pedestal. That the devs try to make the bodies of women more realistic... By adding bouncing breast.... Because breast do bounce.Unless they are tied down with ducttape. Which would be VERY uncomfortable. Instead of praising them for doing that. Nope. Bad, shame and must be destroyed.. Yet these same people never stop to think... Is it ONLY Straight MEN who enjoy breast?... Or ist here something called LESBIANS that enjoy womens breast as well. Every time the left shames how a woman looks in a video game. Even if she is hyper exagerated... Its shaming lesbians as well. Not just straight men like they think.

There should nbe a "not interested" button once you see them in your feed.

Dubious & Homosexual

>"who according to her bio is an 18-year-old Japanese student but... come on... is low hanging fruit for thirsty kawaii fans."
What does this guy think the word "kawaii" means?

>no cross play
The only crossplay fighting game coming out is Power Rangers user. It's barely in modern fighting games so this isn't a surprise

The lesson is you should never try to please the morality police. They feel entitled to being listened to so if you cave they'll just find something else to complain about because it's about have power over people.

>IMMEDIATELY brings up Trump

Fucking nigger.

>If SJWs hate something it must mean Yea Forums likes it. Ok retard.

Journos are literal faggots and trannies. What a surprise

Wasn't that some mods desicion to stop the stream and not koeis?
iirc they hired those two to announce some new dlc character.

I wonder how this guy feels about the Claire nude mod?

They've been at it for quite some time by now.

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how come lgbt people make 0.00001% of the population but 100% of videogame critics/journalists/bloggers/community managers/streamers/speedrunners/localization teams/influencers/moderators/etc?

DoA6 is an SJW game I thought?

Shouldn't they be getting praised? They certainly aren't getting my money after what they did.

They are all in California echo chamber

(((them)))

What happened, it cant be the onions japs eat tons of onions

Oh look, yet another piece of evidence for the "modern videogame review websites/magazines are fucking garbage that you shouldn't bother reading/watching"pile. Honestly, said pile has gotten bigger then Jim Sterling's waistline.

EVO pulled the plug, not because of costumes or the Gravure models, but because one of Bass's launches looked too "obscene"

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Sometimes it pops up again even if you do that.

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why do people even go to forums anymore? They're so fucking archaic and slow that it's not even funny, imageboards are the superior format.

>imageboards are the superior format
Nah. Twitter is.

And its also because of these same people that these games are even geting censored in the west. Rainbow Mikas ultimate or whatever you call it had to have the camera pan a bit more up.. above her butt that she slaps. Because of game journos who claim they are feminist... Yet are so fucking sex negative its disturbing how they call themselves "Progressives"... when they sound more like old school conservatives.

Yes. because people are gona sit there and stare at that picture and wank to it.. When they can just go online and look up rule 34 of dead or alive characters.

Twitter is fucking garbage where normals go to fellate their wrong opinions.
It has all the cons of a forum.

Well.. Someone has issues that go far beyond anything any doctor could help... Maybe a bullet would.

After not getting the pre-order numbers and failing at EVO they reintroduced the bounce. They've managed to piss off every possible consumerbase they had by going back and forward with their desicions.

>orange man bad
>in a video game review

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How many good boy points did Wesley Yin-Poole made?

That's the part that bothers me the most. What the fuck does shoving your "orange man bad" bullshit have anything to do with reviewing Dead or Alive 6?

>you're a titty developer
>appeal to muh women gamers for that sweet cash
>women gamers still aren't going to buy your titty game, and your fans are upset that there are no titties
The dumbest fucking decision ever made by a videogame company.

>trump
>isn't bad
>chan/pol/

So given that none of the legitimacy problems like the ones listed were were focusing on I guess Eurogamer feels this would be a 10/10 if the girls were uglier?

>trump
>is bad

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I mean tracing/scanning kinda invalidates the not real part

how does this make you feel retarder shill?
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The quality of orange man's presidency is irrelevant to a titty fighting game

I don't get it. Those two articles aren't comparable. Are you retarded?

The majority of "people" who post shit pretending they like nude male mods in shit aren't gay at all, they're always straight guys who think its funny and even funnier to be ironic about it. Part of the reason they act so butthurt about female nudity is because they think it'll score them the actual puss somehow. SJWs hate male fags because they're not enslaved by the aching vaginas of the SJW bitches.

Evo's too woke for their own good

>actually mentioned DRUMPF in a fucking DoA review

TDS is real.

He seems utterly shocked that men in the current year still like tits.

I believe they call it a dog whistle? Like I'm a progressive ally pls support me.

>This kind of writing ... It's easy money,

lol no

I'll also take virtue signalling as well. Fuckers like the journalist always has to tell us how virtuous he is instead of showing us.

I hate fags

I'm not seeing where it jabs at Trump despite seeing a lot of people here bringing it up. Fill me in

He's married and has kids, he's not a fag.
See

/pol/ hates Trump dude

>Those two articles aren't comparable.
Are you retarded?

YOu would be surprised how often that hapens when it comes to video game reviews. The writers are incapable of puting their own person opinnion on things aside... They have to infect their writing with it. That they cant put aside their hate for Trump... with their job. I mean ffs, There is an article or review of Resident Evil 7 somewhere online that is comparing the Resident Evil 7 game.. and its world.. With Trumps America...

>archive.is/XSSpI

Mila is precious and adorable

nope discord trannies raiding for the last two weeks hate trump and fool idiots like you.

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Seems that person is retarded. I mean you have an example of a mod in re2 remake that is sexualising a man... as an ok thing.. Yet a game with women who have jiggle physics... is a bad thing. In todays time as well. So either that perosn cant read... Or is just stupid.

Twitter is just an extremely large forum. You make a public account with your history backlogged, you have epenis points with followers and verification buttons and if you're not friends with the mods you get banned. It's the anti-thesis of the original goal of the image/textboard format and the reason these places were originally created.

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It's a fucking fighting game what the fuck does that have to do with american political bullshit?

You also have people being so mentaly retarded that they think they are in an echo chamber. That they throw a hissy fit when someone from outside sees their tweets and coment. If it really was a FORUM.. Then that would be open for everyone. But the people on twitter... The leftists.. They dont think so. They think that they are held up on a pedestal. No matter what they say. Even if it IS against the twitter rules.

What fighting games are worth playing single-player? Last thing I played was TEKKEN 5. I just got SOULCALIBUR 6 because it seems a good all-rounder. Was thinking to try DOA 6 after. My favs ever are SOULCALIBUR 2, STREET FIGHTER 2, MORTAL KOMBAT 3, and LAST BLADE.

Ha no....
PC is shit for fighters asshole!
EVO isnt going to let you bring your rig faggot!!!!!

There are zero gameplay advantages either on PC faggot!!!

Everything... ANd more exact... Nothing. But people like that CANT separate their own delusions of what Trump is like..: That he literaly has a place in their head. That he is always on their mind. Yet.... They have no real idea what he has ACTUALY done or SAID. All they know is what someone else is telling them. And we know that leftist media is fake news. But a review should be all about the game. Is it good, is it bad. What are the things you NEED to know before you purchase. What to look forward to. What is improved. And most important. IS this game for you. And worth your money. Not about politics. But leftists CANT do that. Because they treat every article and review they write as a person blog to VENT their own insecurities and claim its relevant.

It's so bad that people who've always hated Trump such as myself can't help but to think the anti-Trump crowd is worse than the pro-Trump crowd.

One is okay, one isn't okay.

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>paying for online
>not being able to unlock all costumes with cheatengine

>censored the boobs for SJWs
trashed by Yea Forums
>still not 100% censored
trashed by SJWs

Why can't we just play video games? Is it that hard to talk about video games or do they not even like video games and only have the job because they couldn't get a job as an author or an actual journalist (not that actual journalists are much better in that aspect)

He didnt go in on this trash heap hard enough. Honoka is a shit design, and Marie Rose and NiCO are straight up fucking ped shit man. The DOA fanbase are mostly future child molestors, you can tell because any poll for this game on forums for DOA asking what their favorite female characters are, Marie Rose wins by a landslide.

People say DOA is about big tits, but that's wrong. The majority of DOA fans get hard to Marie Rose's 8 year old girl body, not Tina or Christie's big tits and asses. DOA isn't a game for dudes into big tit babes, It's for pedophiles. DOA is the first mainstream game made for pedophiles. Glad this trash is bombing.

Nah EVO pulled the plug because they dont want pedophiles at EVO.

Even the pro-Trump crowd can criticize the man if he fucks up. You can never please the nevertrumpers.

Who knows. I think they are failed and misserable people who cant do anything. And being a game jorunalist seems like a wellfare sort of job since they hire their failed friends. SO instead of actualy doing their jobs. They complain about video games. Whille most people just want to play the games. INstead of hearing retarded political bullshit from people who dont have any idea what they are talking about. I mean is it really hard to write a review? Not really if you looka t many OTHER people who do review.s LIke Youtubers. Who dont write a wall of text to describe the game. Instead they keep it focused. The good the bad. Maybe what they felt when they played it. But game journos.. they have to throw in a make 2/3rd of the review about politics. Because they cant keep themselves and their politics out. We just want a game. NOt a lecture on politics that most of us dont care. We want titty games. We dont want politcs. We have gore brutality and so on. Not politics. ANd most of all. We dont want these failed game journos sit there and dictate what we are ALLOWED to play.. and what we arent allowed. As they seem to be the big factor in what game even comes to the west. Because its because of THEM.. That we didnt get that Dead or Alive Extreme Beach volleyball game. Because the game journos were offended and talked on behalf of "US" the gamers. When they only talked about themselves. We werent part of any talk.

Keep telling yourself that basedboy

Marie Rose isn't prepubescent sport.

These retards should learn to make games they themselves would enjoy playing and stop trying to cater hard to western audiences.

Not interested in going to Evo. What's your point? That everyone should be a tryhard?

Has this guy never seen 18 year olds in his life?

Thank god I don't play with lagswitching ps4s.

Dude you're forgetting that male sexuality bad, female sexuality good.

Honest question
How do game journos still make make money in this day and age?
Who actually values their opinions enough or falls for clickbait enough to give them all their ad revenue.
Or do they subsist solely on paid review bucks?

They get money from other sources. Basically, websites like these are propped up by other corporations/extremely wealthy individuals .

This, and advertisements
They get paid per visit, hence the uptick in inflammatory bullshit over the past few years

Faggots really do ruin everything

the biggest sin is that he didn't say "more famous for its jiggle physics than its juggle combos", the joke was right there

You gotta go ->not interested ->Why? ->not interested in this channel- channel name

>>treating PC players as trash
Well the boot fits

>Japanese fighting game to WWE to Donald Trump to boobs

I don't fucking understand the giant leaps in logic here.

In SF5 you can disable getting matched with PC / PS4 if you want. It never hurts to have more players in the pool.

Bass and Tina's relationship /has always/ been fucking weird.
Honoka /is/ a shitty fanservice character and doesn't even have an original moveset. She is tits for the sake of tits. This also applies to Rachel and Nyotengu, where rachel stole most of DOA4 Spartan's moves and Nyotengu was an arbitrary genderswap of Tengu.
Marie Rose /is/ "she said she was 18" pedobait.

This is actually truthful journalism so quit your retardation antisocial justice warrior contrarian bullshit.

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Yeah these guys are the incels 90% of the time gays are the next group that is going to be targeted along with straight black men.

user you dont play fighter games for single player. Never ever.

If you want "fighter game" experience but in single player, you want to play games like
>bayoneta
>devil may cry
>ninja gaiden
And similiar 3rd person action games. Some of them even have the motion inputs.

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Sure he has kids

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I'm not even mad, fuck those devs, let them learn the lesson the only way that works

right? but instead it's whining about tits