Does Kojimus have shit taste?

>five guys

Yikes! Imagine paying 20 bucks for a burger.

I've been there before, it's alright

Isn't this the restaurant that memesauce joel said is a gift from the gods?

We've been getting really bad snow storms after a warm winter so I'm not used to the cold, don't have my winter skin. Been stuck inside for days and I've pretty much run out of ingredients. Come on don't post that stuff user I'm really hungry.

that burger combo is his daily food intake.

How much a good homemade burg in murica? Like, a really good one

Instead of making a game he is wasting his time posting food selfies on twitter

Kojima is a hack

Why are Japs so obsssed with American fast food they think it's the pinnacle of cuisine?

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The only reason why I like and respect Kojima is because he really likes hamburgers.
I like hamburgers as well.

Was this actually a real product at one point or an April Fool's thing?

Despite what weeaboos will tell you most Japanese food is really bland. This is good for things like fish or vegetables, where you don't want to cover it in seasoning, but not so much chicken or beef. Combine this with American companies marketing in Japan and the general boom of U.S. culture after WWII and you now have japs who love burgers, especially when they learned eating an American diet makes them taller and gives them huge boobs.

>Escape button is a statue

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I wonder what kojima feels about this

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he wants to be american so bad

Does this count towards a Civilization cultural victory for America?

>being poor
YIKES!

Japan is in a permanent state of 1980's American culture so probably. Just compare it to how much amerifats really like sushi, hibachi, ramen, etc.

No cheeseburgers and fries are also in my top 3 favorite foods.

3 bucks at In N Out.

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This shit right here is why AOC will never be president no matter how many waves she makes.
"Hey remember when that dumb bitch wanted to ban Hamburgers?"
"Lmao what?"
"Yeah dude the bbc did an article on it check it."
"Holy shit what a fuckin jackass."

>civil war kicks off
>it's over burgers

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She exists to make the actual democrat candidate look better in comparison. The Trump technique, only they can actually control the Trump (and win.)

And this is why califagians are so obsessed with it and lines form daily. Because it's poor man's food. There are massive lines at homeless people shelters and at welfare distribution centers, too.

We'll it's good food for really cheap prices. I don't know how they get away with it.

Depends on where you live. Beef and Veg can vary wildly in price depending on where you are.
Plus if you're going to put bacon on it you have to factor in that cost as well although it's less important since bacon is mostly just pigfat and salt. Mostly, mind.
You'll obviously need the ground beef. You want it to be lean enough that you get the flavor of the cow but not too lean since the fat is where a lot of the juice and flavor is going to come from. Anywhere betweem 70-75:30-25 ground beef should do nicely.
You'll obviously need a nice fresh bun. It needs to be thick and fluffy enough that a little sogginess won't have it falling apart. If your buns don't have sesame seeds on them then fuck off you communist filth.
Lettuce, onion, tomato, pickle, cheese. Cheddar cheese. Don't be a fucking faggot and use some fancy french cheese. Use fucking cheddar.
Some chefs say using bacon is cheating, since everything tastes good with bacon, but as a matter of personal opinion I think bacon pairs nicely with the flavor of ground beef in a way that can only truly be expressed by the burger, so it's a good value add.
Condiments are important. But it's largely a question of whether you prefer Mustard or Barbeque sauce. If you have a good barbeque sauce that you really like, put that on the burger. No mayo. If you don't have a barbeque sauce that you think is *really good* then don't sucker yourself out of the superior burger experience, just go with mayo and mustard. Dijon and Classic Yellow are both acceptable options.
***TOAST YOUR FUCKING BUNS YOU CASUAL. DO IT.***
You don't need to blacken them, just get them to crisp up A LITTLE. Be careful and vigilant and they'll come out fine.
Bun.
Condiment.
Pickle/onion/tomato
Cheese
Meat
Lettuce
Bun
This layering helps to prevent sogginess from disintegrating the bun.
Go now, my friend, and freedom in guns and beer.

I think Kojima has really terrible taste in contemporary film. He is a pleb. never negative about anything.

>"Just press the chicken button!"
>"Nigga they all chicken buttons!"

If you only have one or two meals a day, you can pretty much eat fast food every single day and stay thin

You might still die of a heart attack

But you'll be thin.

Nothing wrong with a good ol hamburger

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How is he not 500 lbs?

>Eat delicious food
>>Bad taste

Because Japan has a much more neutral flavour for everything. So overly starchy, fatty, sugary things are like mindblowing to them.

Is Miller Kojimbo's self insert

Kojima is a huge Westaboo so he thinks being a burger freak makes him American.

That's what I was wondering as well. All he does is eat fast food, travel around the world to eat more fast food, watch movies, hang out with celebs and once in a blue moon pop into his studio to work on his game. How the fuck does he find the time to stay /fit/?

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How is he able to eat so much without getting fat? I eat less than him and I'm still fucking chubby! This isn't fucking fair!

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>british colony revolts
>it's over tea

Move more.

His mind burns calories like a oven he needs constant nourishment.

Haha fatty

maybe he just likes them

>Expend more calories than you intake
>???
>Thin

Its still not healthy, but if you aren't a couch slob you can eat whatever you want.

I thought he was a stupid fucking weeb or some shit I didn't realise he was a burg chad

He isn't eating ten cheeseburger like you, fatboy.

Is he cringe and redpilled or based and bluepilled?

Probably real. KFC is top exotic for nips.

>kojima don't see supersize me

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Based Westaboo

I though they were tiny eggs at first

i'm a leftist and i'd unironically gladly form a lynch mob withe magapedes to lynch her if she took away our burgers

Why do the Westaboo devs make best games while the weeb devs only make some decent indie games?

Couple of bucks

Regular workout and he eats a normal amount.

A burger and fries isn't actually that many calories. It's pretty reasonable if you have it as a meal. It's if you order fuckoff huge stuff every time or multiple portions, or if you have it very regularly.

Have them once a week, maybe twice if you travel a lot and need convenience food that badly, and don't treat it as a snack or treat and it will have no meaningful negative impact on your body, especially if you work out at all.

t. former 285lb lardass that had mega portions from take aways regularly, currently 160lb and still have them every so often

He spent all the budget of Death Stranding on hamburgers and fries

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He's obsessed with America, it's quite pathetic.

He must still be broken up after ending his relationship with Konami. I hope he's doing okay

>be American
>unironically love sushi and sashimi

Not that I hate burgers but I take the two above over that any day.

most americans love that shit. japan is basically america's waifu