Why does this game suck so much ass?
I got fucking raped by a dragon outside the start area and you can't even play co-op with other people just this retarded pseudo online bullshit.
name one good thing about this fucking piece of shit game.
Protip: You can't
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>game is only challenging because it has shitty controls
fuck dragons dogma
the music
how will they fix mage and sorc in the second game
terrible at the game, fuck off back to dark souls
>climb on top of basic bitch tier dragon
>fucking flies into the air and drops me despite having half my stamina
Name one good song off the top of your head
>Mentions the lack of co-op as a dealbreaker in an RPG
Not every game has to be multiplayer, zoomer. Refund the game so you can buy some retarded dance for your fortnite character
>be squishy af
>have a party, so it's okay
>but party is controlled by AI
>fighter refuses to tank
>rogue runs up to the enemies face and tries to stab them
>mage rarely heals
I dropped it after 6 hours. I'm sure I'm missing something, but I couldn't see it coming together to create an experience I care about, so fuck it.
>name one good thing about this fucking piece of shit game
I can't
Fix? They can change the mage up more but the Sorc was great as far as his spells and the spectacle of it goes.
All they really need to address was the combat being charge and release for casting. They can make it more involved and complex than that.
Its a great game btw. OP deserves to be sodomized.
>controls are obviously fucked beyond redemption
>Implying it's not the dev's fault the game is shit
>Implying I'm a zoomer
Yea nice label fuckhead. I've been playing games while you were shitting your diaper. I don't even know what the fuck a fortnite is
>ai is literally retarded and won't do their assigned roles
what's even the point of creating a character if they're going to be fucking useless. this is why multiplayer exists.
into free
Fucking Yea Forums always shill console exclusives
You were fooled by Yea Forums the game is shit and I will explain why:
>No indication of where roads lead
>No hint to what enemies are weak to
>No hint of when enemies are alone or in groups
>No warning to avoid status effects
>No clue to which items are masterworks
I don't know how people defend this game.
Stupider isn't a fucking word.
A dragon rapes your village so you set out on a quest to fuck him in the ass before he buttfucks the entire world.
Combat is a clunky atrocious mess that needs to be redone from scratch.
You can save almost fucking anywhere.
The map serves its exact purpose but you can't place checkpoints everywhere you dumb lazy fuck.
Pawns are the most useless irredeemable garbage and they only fucking reason they exist is so disgusting weeaboos can get their fucking rocks off to their shitty OC
Voice acting fucking sucks.
Towns use the same brown/gray lifeless color pallet Skyrim did. Prove me wrong.
Wow you mean I have to fucking explore and it's not already all mapped out for me?
I actually have to learn what the enemies are weak to and use certain equipment?
And pay attention to my surroundings?
And learn what enemies do which attacks?
Sounds too complicated.... guess I shoulda stuck with fork knife
DIREWOLVES ARISEN
Nice r*ddit spacing, third world faggot.
DD is perplexing to me
I hit a fun wall while doing BBI that I couldn't get past and it put the rest of the game into perspective
it's like there's the skeleton of an amazing game being held back by confounding core game design
premise? dope
story? abysmal
climbing shit? dope
damage calculation? abysmal
casting spells? dope
healing? abysmal
exploring? dope
enemy variety? abysmal
the pattern continues on with many things in-game. some parts are a fucking blast (wombo combos with classes, training your pawn and seeing them copy you, the fight with grigori is sold well) and other things are so poor that you have to wonder what happened (dude another cyclops lmao!)
It honestly reminds me of KOTOR II in a way- blatantly unfinished and unrefined but has soul for days.
10/10
Healing's the most generic, if you're going with potion and gluttony. Healing spells are pretty redundant and mage pawns are only good for free debuffs. Dam.Cal. on the other hand is a mixed bag: great with Normal but terrible with early Hard mode. It's like Fire Emblem Awakening on Lunatic mode, but without the RNG.
>I hit a fun wall while doing BBI that I couldn't get past
But BBI is the best part of the game
Suck my fucking balls.
>still believing in the reddit spacing meme
>Stupider isn't a fucking word.
That's where you're wrong faggot.
It is as Yea Forums once said, the poor man's Monster Hunter. Lots going for it but once you play through Gran Soren's pre-Duke meeting quests, it becomes easy to see that many features were constrained by time.
Wow nice cherry picking you redundant cock sucker now stop avoiding the rest of my post like a fucking coward or admit you agree with me to some extent
>Everything with monsters is the poor man's monster hunter
>I got fucking raped by a dragon outside the start area
Whew, you even have a partner....how?
Not him I just saw something stupid in your post and pointed it out. What I did isn't cherry picking either btw, what's wrong with you.
i was on my second run through and realized that grinding for top tier weapons added nothing to the game aside from playing a section over and over knowing that I wasn't doing so with the best gear
then it made me think of all the content that I had avoided because my gear made it impossible to do, meaning that the game mechanics had enforced a meta that was impossible (not challenging - impossible) to deviate greatly from.
there were literally no new and exciting routes to take on a play-through aside from the ones I had figured out.
Then don't bother replying you dumb cunt. I wasn't talking to you. What you did was pick the most pointless fucking thing to call out that has nothing to do with the game. I live in a perpetual cycle of rage because of the goddamn fucking retards like you I deal with on a daily basis.
Is DD a cult classic? Seems to hit the criteria of adored/hated.
You sound like you need to get laid, incel lmao
Definitely. It's underwhelming and underrated at the same time.
>say stupid shit
>get corrected
>get assblasted
Just don't say stupid shit bro, or just ignore the reply instead of getting so assblasted
If anyone unsure, think of the superlative and if its a est or most. Sometimes that helps.
How's it looking, Yea Forums? Should I wait for this, or just play it on PS4?
If I wanted to get laid I'd go find your retard whore of a mother and make another mistake so you wouldn't be alone at home all day trying to rape the family dog in the ass and jacking off to hentai
HEY fuckhead, all I said it was the most pointless shit to call me on you fucking coward. You ignored everything else entirely and everything that actually pertains to the game because you're scared to voice your own opinions. You're like a teenager who think they're smart because they corrected someone on having improper spelling, but ignore the actual content of someone's post. Man up or go back to slurping your frat's protein smoothies at your local gloryhole "Bro".
Models seem lower quality but everything looks great.
Fucking hell, what a little cock sucking faggot you are. Little boys like you should know their place and quietly bend over while the men talk sweetie.
DDO for west fucking WHEN?
>You ignored everything else entirely and everything that actually pertains to the game because you're scared to voice your own opinions.
But I don't care about dragons dogma. Never played it, I just came here to see what you fags think about it.
I just called you out because you called the other guy out when YOU made the misstake.
You do want to get laid, you just don't get a say because you're a low test faggot with no self control.
Dragon's Dogma seems like they were deciding on how to implement multiplayer, but they were like
>Hey, let's have multiplayer
>But, we need to make it different.
>Let's do a Souls style summoning!
>But minions will be trash then
>How about summoning minions?
>Sure, that sounds like a great multiplayer element.
Being a Zoomer doesn't excuse realizing that DD:DA wanted to have co-op REALLY badly.
I knew you were secretly hoping I sucked cocks for a living like you little shitstain. Go back to tumblr if you don't like my fuckin attitude. I have more hair on the head of my distended cock than you do over your entire body. I am not your sweetie, you walking colostomy bag
You're on the wrong fucking board, you can fuck off because I want to talk about video games. If you're not here to discuss games you're wasting my time and yours. You couldn't call me out on anything because you don't have an actual opinion, my mistake means jack fucking shit so don't be so fucking melodramatic.
Who the fuck thinks sex is everything past 20 years old. Get your head out of your ass because all you're spewing is shit you know nothing about. And you're derailing this fucking thread with your nonsense.
>enemy variety? abysmal
what
>story
>abysmal
I thought the endless cycle, illusion of choice, and generally bleak, hopeless fate for arisen and pawn were great, and a lot of the quest were small-scale, personal investments that rewarded you with the gratitude of the characters, along with better loot.
Coils of Light
>squishy af
>genuinely tried to take on a dragon as a low level in a fucking rpg
>trying to claim the dragon is "right next" to the starting area
Nigger that dragon is amongst mid tier enemies that would have been raping you before you even found it, you're the same sort of dumbass who quit DaS1 because you kept on going down into the catacombs instead of into the burg.
there's no fucking dragon right outside the start area unless you wander way too far to the west/south you blockhead
I don't think there's anything more bland than this fake aggression people try to roll with. It's like watching someone try to roleplay Khorne. It's so far from genuine it's just dumb.
I am not that user, I was just echoing similar complaints. I never encountered the dragon.
He probably means the pre-end, where the entire journey is just you getting strong to fight the dragon.
>faggot ass underleveled peasant
>why can't i kill dragon waaaaaaaah
bitchboys like you make me feel good about myself managing to kill it at lv 7
Did you have fun with the ogres back in the cave, son?
I just jacked it to my loli pawn then played some blops
That's actually not complete garbage. It's very reminiscent of Nier but with actual lyrics.
>there's no fucking dragon right outside the start area unless you wander way too far to the west/south you blockhead
Well it's fucking close enough. By that point you don't have the right gear to take it on whatsoever. I reloaded my save 10 times and every single time it would just fly off, heal, and come back with no way to dps him down fast enough. It's a pain the fucking ass because I want to know what he fucking drops for loot.
>I have nothing to say: the post
Great. 10 points to griffindor. Bye bitch. We're done here.
I play more online games now I'm older. It's a fun way to spend an evening and catch up with friends who've all moved half way across the country (or world in some cases).
If he wouldn't fly off like a fucking cunt I would have killed him already. It's not my fault I'm so intimidating he won't stay and fight.
>Stupider isn't a fucking word.
It is, you must be the stupidest.
Maybe Skyrim is more up your alley, shitter
There are a lot of flaws with how the combat and leveling work, but the gameplay itself is great. Acquire ability, faggot.
You must be a faggot. We've been over this, are you new here or do you just have to voice your opinion on everything like mommy's special snowflake?
Skyrim shares the same atrocious color pallet. No thanks, I like games that don't look like diarrhea.
Yeah, but there's plenty of foreshadowing that there's more to come.
>The King being batshit insane and not letting pawns in
>The witch actually being a pawn that took on her master's appearance
>The old Arisen who's pawn is also slowly turning into him
>the game's suspiciously abrupt prologue
>the Wryms and Drakes talking like people, having control over pawns, and mentioning "the seat of god"
>general themes of willpower and defying fate
The game practically rubs it in your face that there's something behind the curtain. People saying the game's got a lack of story just sound like they didn't play it or pay attention.
>combat has a lot of flaws
>gameplay is great
Which flaws?
And what about the gameplay is "Great"? Alexander was "Great". Donald Trump is "Great". This is mediocre at best.
wait for it
NOW REEL IT IN
Hopefully fucking never.
DD is a blatantly unfinished game that manages to stand on it's own purely because of it's raw SOUL, DD online removes said soul and replaces it with generic 999999 dmg attacks vs 999999999999999999999 hp punching bags the braindead jap normies love so much.
DMC being good. It's fucking awful manchild garbage and the latest game is microtransaction SJW trash
Yeah. The majority of the gameplay is great. There are few enemies in the game namely the metal golem and the living armours that really show off that the pawn system is inherently flawed. The combat itself outside of those few encounters that make up 95% of the game? It's good.
>if you head to the south west of the map in postgame you find a drake who speaks english
>wants to eat your heart
>seems scared when hurt
>is genuinely confused as to whats going on
What did they mean by this? It was cool but also extremely unnerving
Combat is fun, nearly all the classes have something decent or flashy for you and your pawns, and the ability to grab and climb on large and flying foes is a treat.
It's almost like they should re-release it actually fucking finished. People would buy it but greedy corporate fucks would deem it "too risky".
>he ability to grab and climb
It's pointless though. The game eventually comes down to , it's not just a DDO thing.
It's ruined by being Asian.
>close enough
At no point you ever fucking just stop and think "I'm way too far from Cassardis/Gransys and seems like i'm undergeared"? That's completely 100% on you for being a fucking iredeemable retardus maximus.
You'd think after like the 6th save reload you would've learned your lesson because the dragon keeps raping your ass and you deal jackshit damage
Also, that's not fucking close enough because they're a long fucking way out there from any hub and you'd have to fucking run depleting and recharging your stamina so many times and surely by now you realize how fucking stupid the stamina recovery is in the game?
Or maybe, just maybe, stick to reasonable main quests and side quests first and level up/ get better gear? Or are you so retarded that you don't understand the concept of level up?
Sure, the game is open world, but you'd think that being fucking raped by the dragon for 10 fucking times would instill some kind of sense of "oh shit i cant fight him yet"
You're no better than a grandma who only plays Candy Crush all day except you are far more retarded who complains about your own stupidity on Yea Forums
Likely a newly-dragonized Arisen
>don't mind this this is just autism
Aint that the truth, but it still burns my ass to be a good magick archer I need to level sorc for 99 levels. Thank god you can just mod leveling values on pc so it's not stupid.
>fun is pointless
retard
>climbable monsters with a lot of reactions to how you play, ie breaking down chimeras piece by piece to disable their abilities, electrocuting cyclops so they drop their weapons, firing arrows at griffins to crash them from the sky
>status effects that work
>pawn systems lets you fill in the gaps of your class, and your personal pawn grows from dumbfuck to killing machine
>brutal melee animations and long casting times make both styles of play feel satisfying
>all the classes are generally viable to some degree another, and change how you approach enemies
>decent amount of stylish equipment and weapons, so progression never feels like it's really slowing down
I think it's got a lot going on that's fairly enjoyable. My one complaint would be that there are times when enemies are just stupidly tanky because of the armor system, but there's plenty of items that allow you to overcome this.
Not really. Like most games, it becomes pointless once you've hit a certain level with certain gear and the fun becomes less of an adventure and more of a push to complete the game (or get all the gear from BBI). Everything in between was the most memorable aspect of it.
So in hamstersons video he said the armor was a flat rate and by levelling up once you do more damage.
Why is this a problem? I didn't get it
It's not that fun.
I didn't get fucking raped by that dragon I was exaggerating, he keeps fucking running away and getting his health back and it's pissing me off that I've killed everything else 5 times and this fucking dragon keeps getting away.I want to get an advantage before I proceed with the story but the difficulty curve is so fucking high I can't play how I want. I might as well sit down and play some RDR 2 and enjoy some linear cookie cutter content bullshit because that's what I'm getting right now even though dumbass somehow "killed it at level 7". Fuck this game's stamina system, if I want to climb something I'm going to go climb it and kill it my way. That's all I want.
You can overcome most enemies despite the inherent flaws of RPG leveling without needing to spend an obscene amount of time grinding, and even then it's not difficult to get better equipment. Weak points, elemental weaknesses, and buffs go along way, so I'm not sure where things come down to "generic 999999 dmg attacks vs 999999999999999999999 hp punching bags". You've got plenty of skills to use, plenty of weak points to attack, but of course it's going to be boring if just mash attack on foot when the game incentives everything else with more damage.
I'm fucking stubborn, and I'm going to keep being stubborn because that stupid fucking dragon isn't going to force me to go get better gear. I'm ready now goddamn it.
>having trouble with anything outside of BBI
Maybe videogames aren't for you
Then get items to maintain your stamina? Get better equipment if you're not doing enough damage to counter his regen? The answers to your problems are really obvious, but just stop playing if they're not the ones you want to hear.
I get that doing fuck-all damage if your attack is below their armor threshold is retarded, but progression is part of the appeal of these games.
You can literally kill every BBI boss with firebombs
Pawns are useless because the dev's didn't have enough time or resources to implement multiplayer and my sword does fuck all even though that's all I got.
The thing that bloody enrages me is that my stamina is over half full but it just drops me randomly and I don't get why it does it. I know they're obvious but I really fucking hate losing and I want that cunt to suffer until I've hacked him to death with my rusty sword. I don't know, I might redo my character since my old save missed a quest anyway
The absolute state of gamers.
Imagine being this shit at gaming.
This game was dumb, but its the only game that lets you fist buffalo.
I could hear the hillbilly and yee hawing from this
>pawns are useless
Dude what the fuck am I reading?
Sword n' board pawns are like grabby little children that will climb shit and stab it in the face until their stamina is depleted. Hell, small shortstack pawns are even better from what I can tell because monsters have hard time grabbing them.
Sorcerer pawns are a fucking god-send if you're playing melee aggro as they'll never get fucking hit, and their long-cast spells do incredible damage when on the right element.
Archers are doubly important if you're playing a melee class that lacks range and need to knock something out of the air.
Pawns easily cover all your weakpoints once you know what you're looking for, and there's nothing to suggest they were originally thought to be co-op characters when the Pawn-Arisen lore is integral to the game and its world building.
The combat is one of the best , you can mount the monsters in the most epic way.
The classes are so much fun and you can change the classes any time with the exp points so you don't have to start from the beginning.
Good post game especially the dungeons.
Sometimes the game is challenging in the darksouls way.
The music is so fucking hyped .
Although the story telling would have been better.
Really good game desu to be a fag user
I gotta be honest I actually love Dragon's Dogma and it's my favorite game but every time I make a positive thread it 404's. I'm just being a pseudo aggressive asshole so people will keep bumping my thread while others discuss the game and I manage to learn new things.
Don't be a fag *
If a game like Dragon's Dogma can't survive on the board then so be it. All shit like this does is make it more difficult to have threads in the long run.
Fuck
>running through a forest path at night
>chimera's silhouette crosses the road 50 meters ahead
feck. generic games like witcher 3 can't emulate feels like this
...
I mean I've actually had probably the most successful thread in a long while, so I might just keep it going when I want people to discuss DD.
I knew what you were doing 3 posts in
Want a medal fuckface?
no I want you to keep making threads for good games
the only serious flaws I can think of is that the map is smaller than originally intended. Also, many things that are unique about the game are really hard to find out about.
>run faster the more lightweight your character is
>walk faster the longer your legs are
>you can change your pawn's behavior such as making them more/less likely to pick up items or focus smaller/bigger enemies etc.
>image related and more
>successful thread
>most people are just arguing with shitposts
Free me from this endless cycle.
Okie
is playing assassin then sorcerer until I max out both professions, then switching to mystic knight a good idea? I feel like MK has balanced stats growth so might as well do this instead of going full autism for 0-200
I have a question does stat growth matter? I'd just like to play without worrying about mix maxing but I don't want to ruin my character
did you actually play the game? color swapping the same model doesn't give your game enemy variety
thing is I agree, I just consider the endless cycle as an abstract to be cool but the implementation (aka the story the game follows) to be a flop
a lot of nonsensical moments and a lot of idiot-plot stuff
not really but I'm on my second playthru and I wanna create something properly OP
I went from Warrior straight to Mystic Knight once the former was maxed and had no problems in my playthrough all the way to BBI. I say just play however the fuck you want unless you're thinking of going from mage to warrior 100 levels later or some shit. Equipment is generally more important from what I understand.
minmaxing is a waste of your time unless you plan on playing the same character for dozens of hours
stats are vastly less relevant than gear and this has been proven in dps calculations
of course you won't be an absolute unit if you play sorc after 200 levels of strider but if you max out relevant vocations and then play your chosen class to endgame you won't notice a big difference assuming you get good gear
>tfw nobody rents your pawn anymore
game felt so much more lively on release. you'd get crystals every hour. at least I lucked out into a bug and got a bunch of crystals from my previous character
I'll rent your pawn what do you play on?
How does it feel being even worse than my grandma who played this game?
>bind Primary skill set to Mouse 4
>bind Secondary skill set to Ctrl
I don't see the problem.
How does it feel being a fucking faggot
Lol imagine thinking this for real
End game weapons more than make up for your stats, dont worry about it.
You know the game is 7/10 when the best part is a copy/paste dungeon.