A little late but, 4 AM general

I HAVE NO FUTURE NO SKILLS OR NO FRIENDS!

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I used to spend hours on overwatch despite hating it. I just wanted friends. Didn't know what else to play and I already had it because I got it for friends I used to have

steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko
sup

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My negative thoughts are getting worse and worse. I wonder where this will end up leading.

>only been up for 5 hours
>already want to take some lunesta and go back to bed

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>finished off the last of my weed tonight in a big shebang before I slave over my missed coursework for the next couple weeks
It’ll be good to have a tolerance break but I’m not excited for my addictive personality to start telling me to drink as a replacement.

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youtube.com/watch?v=_KRpna3yA80

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Its not 4am you fucking mongloid.

Not even in the mood for fapping. I spent like two hours and couldn't find content worth taking my dick out to. Didn't even get a chub.

haven't seen one of these threads for like 5 years

whats going on bud

>453066735
kill yourself faggot

Jesus is Yea Forums dead? I can't believe a 4am thread is this barren

skkrt skkrrt unstructured senpai reporting in

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Like clockwork

>never have the desire to go to bed
how do i fucking get my dumb ass to go to bed Yea Forums?

One of these days I will actually make chocolate pudding at 4am

It’s 4AM where I live, so you’re good.

Been rewatching Gunslinger Girl. Shit's depressing.

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Do people still use cum socks as adults? Just shoot that shit into the sink, toilet, shower or on your top sheet.

what are you doing still up, you have church in 4 hours

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my heart is stinging again and I don't want to move and make it worse

The only way I'm ever able to reset my schedule is by staying up all night and all day until I'm ready to drop and then going to bed at 10. I did that yesterday and just woke up. Feels weird for a day but it works. Exercise helps too, and if you were like me and getting drunk to help you sleep stop doing that. It makes your sleep about half as restful so you need more.

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I don't ever want to go to bed because I feel like I'm wasting time and I think it's because I want to be productive but just end up playing vidya

>it's 5am

doing anything in elite takes so fucking long, fuck
i love it

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My schedule is fucked too. I feel really tired and sleepy every day from 6 pm to 10 pm but can’t fall asleep, but then after 10 pm I’m the most active person ever.

I usually stay up until 4-5 am and wake up at 12 pm.

I’ve trued fixing my schedule so many times but I always end up with this

move east

when people say screens keep you up they're not kidding, turn shit off a half hour before you wanna go to bed and lay in bed is the least bullshit advice

if I can't fall asleep in 30m I'll grab any handheld and play it until I can't stay awake anymorebecause if I don't I fall into a pit of despair and nostalgia and I can't stand it reading works better though

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I woke up late yesterday and stayed up all day, put a real effort to be up and try to sleep at a sane time. Held out all the way until midnight to try to get into a decent routine where I wake up some point in the morning. Nothing could go wrong with this plan with how tired I was.

Then I wake up 2 hours later (now), feeling like I no longer need any sleep. Thanks body, really appreciate it! I hope I stay up for the next 5 or 6 hours and then crash a second time so everything gets completely fucked, really helpful.

Trying to reset my schedule. Only up to ~12 hours and I'm already praying for the sweet release of death.

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just chomp on some melatonin and grab a book, guys

Strange, I was just thinking this about myself. Plus I have bronchitis. POOR ME

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U

Most efficient sleeping aids? OTC or Prescription only, if needed I'll find a way.

>hemorhoids renewed
>hurts like all hell
Fucking piece of shits, I'd do anything if I could get rid of them forever or replace my ass with something that could never again get the rhoids.

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>Nice comfy dreams of just chatting to strangers stopped
>Dreams of my deceased dog start
What do

these threads make me comfy

I always think you guys all have the best lives and i'm just suffering alone

I'm not kidding, the moment I start yawning more than twice in ten minutes, lights off except for a reading light, 2 melatonin if I think I need it and my kindle 3.

If I stay in front of my desktop I'll keep yawning but never sign off

play with them they miss you

Is alcohol+sleeping pills a good way to go? Is it reliable?

>Was having a nice comfy dream where I'm on vacation with my family in a hotel somewhere
>Parents are asleep and I'm messing around on laptop since I can't sleep there either
>Notice the Hotel has some sort of emergency services system accessible online
>Think it's gonna be hilarious if I use some Script Kiddie bullshit to break into that and set off alarms on basically every room on my floor, including my own
>Obviously get caught and arrested because I'm too much of an autist to even convincingly lie I don't know what they are talking about when slightly questioned on it

Cool. Now I can disappoint my parents and get in trouble in my dreams as well as real life.

no

Dude lmao try weed
Really though if you can try a tincture with cbd/thc/cbn

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Please do not talk about suicide in these threads.

I did this many times when I was at uni and honestly it’s much better to just fall asleep at your usual time but wake up earlier than usual. It’ll be tough for a few days but not as tough as not sleeping at all.

It worked for me twice, but I still end up with my 4 am - 12 pm schedule

I was thinking actually if I move to another country, will I finally sleep at night? I’m not considering it obviously, that’s a dumb reason to leave everything, but it’s still interesting. There’s probably an answer if I google it

Interesting. Luckily for me I live in Oregon so dude weed is available everywhere, never cared for it but this may be a solution.

>friends I used to have.

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日本語はもう学んだかい?

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I work security all by myself in this giant warehouse. There’s a blizzard going on outside and I’ve sat here watching it on the security cameras for hours. Feels like I’m the only person in the world.

>It worked for me twice, but I still end up with my 4 am - 12 pm schedule

Pretty much me every day. Why are our bodies like this, user? It's like no matter what I do it always gravitates back to this schedule. If only it wasn't so conflicting with basically every activity possible.

>I was thinking actually if I move to another country, will I finally sleep at night
Actually moved countries, got an entire new life, weird gravitation towards that sleep schedule stayed the same, sorry user.

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I have no energy for college work. I guess it must be some type of depression since I just barely do the minimum to get by when before I was a lot better about it. My teammates on group projects are really nice about rating me well though. Also getting rejected for job offers doesnt help, but honestly I just want to draw porn.

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Well, you have access to internet, it actually sounds a bit comfy. Your job is to guard a warehouse that is basically already shielded by the cold outside while still having communications to others.

do y'all like this not have jobs? I've always had this schedule but didn't follow it because I was working. I just left my job so now I do it but I don't really want to.

Took a mid day nap and couldn't get to sleep at all
Last time I ever nap this shit is mad gay

Maybe it means it’s our natural sleeping schedule then and we should just accept it

I can't stop thinking about the fact that Jade Empire will never get a re-release with an unfucked controller scheme.
I'll never be able to play that game with todays standard of right stick controlling camera.
Never ever.
Just not gonna happen.
Feels bad man..

Well there's your exact answer. Had this schedule, didn't follow it because other responsibilities, I currently don't have them and everything is slowly going to hell.

Why the FUCK does Japan have three writing systems? Why bother having hiragana and katakana at all if you're also going to have pictograms anyways just pick one not both AAAAAAAAA

I think I hate most of my friends. Every time I hang out with them I just wanna be home. I was never this avoidant before.

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I need to apply for a job. There are jobs around and even though it's not a lot of money it covers all my expenses and whatnot, but suddenly not being a NEET scares the hell out of me.
I'm 27 for that matter.

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Perfect. I believe you can get a product from Green Revolution called Beauty Sleep that does all those things I mentioned. It doesnt get you very high and can be used purely for bedtime. I have old customers and regulars that dont like to get high and use tinctures for sleep aids/pain relief. If anything, a shop in Oregon can recommend or show you something similar.
Source: I work at a rec shop in WA.

Based retard.

see

It's 7 PM Sunday over here, life is good if I close my eyes, but my parents are probably not going to last much longer, and I'm not obtaining enough money nor prestige to make them proud. My little brothers are dropouts who can't do shit but play games all day.

I'm tired, I want to just leave the house and never return, live life and when I inevitably fuck up die in a ditch somewhere. But my parents are probably doomed if I do.

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Same. I do enjoy talking to my internet friends though

Real boomer wake-up hours

Lawn mowing's gonna start in a month or so

Gotcha, thanks for the advice.

So long you have options there's always hope. Life is all about contrasts and experiences, what's the worst that could really happen? Just don't take it all so seriously and give yourself a chance to actually live, you can decide whether it was worth it or not after you've gone through with it.

Are your parents sick and need medications or are they just old and dying?

are you me?

see

>have good job
>still feel like not enough
>waste all my time away

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are there any decent paying jobs for anti social autists? I dont think I qualify enough for neetbux

Got into great college with all tuitions paid on a scholarship at age 18. My only obligation being to keep up my same performance up to that point.

Now I'm 24 and a NEET with no college degree and no work experience looking for jobs to apply and scared to do so just like you. It's honestly impressive how I derailed my life so hard.

It'll get better bros

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If you are legitimately autistic, and you're not just throwing the word around like a retarded redditor, you qualify for NEETbux. Look into it.

NNNNNNIGGER

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

Wow these Chick tracts got good.

Come play foxhole and join a clan on the warden side fag.

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You could translate videos on YouTube (subtitles). Some youtubers look for people who could do that. I do this for a living (not for a youtuber though), it’s nice because I can work from home

I was a NEET for about 10 years, I dropped hard out of high school and only got a diploma through the excuse of homeschooling and despite doing well in tests I never really felt like attending college.
Once you've really hit rock bottom you don't feel like you have much else to lose, so just give yourself a chance and don't be afraid of failure. In retrospective my NEET days where the high point of my life, though. Not that I have it bad, I'm doing far better than I should for an absolute waste of air that decided to reinsert himself into society during his mid 20s, but nothing replaces that luxury to do absolutely fucking nothing and ignore the world around you for months on end.

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My father is heavily diabetic but physically capable, the problem is he have absolutely no fight in him. Running a store that he put zero effort in and earns jack shit except for endlessly playing Rise of Nation campaigns for God knows what fucking reason. He might as well rot on his goddamn hammock all day long while the house is slowly breaking down.

My mother is a hard worker who doesn't know her limits, diagnosed with rheumatic but tries to take care of housework like she's four decades off her actual age. I help her wherever I can but she just takes on more housework as a result. If not for her I would've left the house with no worries a long time ago.

How many of you actually have neetbux? How do you live off of like 700 a month?

Nigger, 10 years of NEETing is completely irreversible. That shit fucks up your mind. I am convinced that you're larping.

What are the comfiest games during the small hours?

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n-n-nigger?

>Work 7pm-7am
>still nocturnal on my off days
>starving to death because I can't get any food without making too much noise and waking up my parents
>will never stop being a hungry skeleton

>but nothing replaces that luxury to do absolutely fucking nothing and ignore the world around you for months on end

It's kinda tough, because I'm sure the reason a lot of people don't just do exactly that is because they have bills to pay at the end of the month and wish to not starve. I know some people say you should "be a productive member of society" and I agree with that, there are ways you can actually "Help society" whatever that means while still sticking true to your goals and improving yourself as a person, but it's often hard to climb the ladder to that point since you first usually have to go through the grueling "Need money, must sell labor for work to nearest massive multi million dollar corporation" and it's easy to get stuck there or just get complacent if you get paid enough and never do more.

Does that make sense? I'm saying being a NEET is preferable to being a wageslave, but that is often necessary for survival. There are better situations than being a NEET though, in my opinion.

2:am here and life is pretty good. i graduated high school 1 year early and just turned 18 about 5 months ago. All i've been doing for the past year is playing games, fucking around on the internet, and watching westerns on MeTV with my boomer dad. I dread the day that i actually have to figure out what i want to do in life. Thinking about joining the us military, but i'm an overweight fat fuck who's can't even do a single pushup. but at least i can run alright. I get more out of these threads than my libshit therapist who only cares about our shekels everytime i showed up. Thanks whoever read this shit.

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Lol you sound like a nigger that has no idea about anything.

Google brain neuroplasticity, if that dude is capable of social interactions and intelligent he's perfectly fine.

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

take alot of salt from your diet

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Eft

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If he was capable of social interactions, he wouldn't have become a NEET in the first place. You say 'that dude', but I know it's you.

ALOT

>woke up early to get to anatomy lab to check cow and horse buccal cavity
>meet there with a colleague waiting outside
>lab is closed and i spent 2 hours going there and coming back for nothing
>message saying its close comes while im waiting for the bus that comes once per hour to get home
So pissed,ill try to play morrowind to relax.at least I got some DMC shitposting in bus.

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I'm not him but I'm a neet that has been doing it a while. I'm NEET because I don't wanna be a drone piece of shit making a big ceo tons of cash. He's probably the same way.

I was a NEET, but not a full hikki. I actually made some great friends during my early 20s and relearnt how to socialize thanks to them.
It does fuck you up in a fundamental level, though. But at the end of the day it depends on how you look at it, and I think you're greatly exaggerating it. Once you're far in enough you just sort of stop giving a fuck, the deja vu of your monotonous, dull life lacking any tangibility starts messing with you and you begin thinking actually taking a shot at life might not be so bad.
It's not like not working suddenly and magically turns you into a mentally retarded autist with a rotten brain and no capability of learning any sort of skills.
That's not how it works. Socializing in a normalized environment isn't the same as getting bullied into isolation as your brain is developing.

Not him, but there used to be a point in my life where I was actually very social, had no issues interacting with anyone, stranger, family, making new friends. Now I'm a NEET who has almost completely withdrawn from society. The thing that gives me hope is looking back and seeing how I already was so comfortable in those social situations, so it makes me think it's not a matter of just getting back into it and not falling off the track this time. I haven't been a NEET for 10 whole years though.

So your NEEThood was a result of bullying? I'm interested, because this sounds familiar.

I want to get good at one of the starcrafts, but I don't know which
SC2 has more units, looks better, better QoL and faster gameplay but I hear BW has more depth and strategy

poor gabe

Yes.
And no, I probably don't know you. The world's not that small of a place.

Familiar as in my own experience, numbnuts.

SC2 is the obvious choice, it's not like you can go and have a BW match at any time of the day through matchmaking like you can with SC2.

Okay maybe you do have a bit of an issue with socializing, he meant he could relate to you.

Up at 330 to go do a job I was too nice to put my notice into last week. Why have I made these choices?

>Listen to death grips
>it's like they speeking to my soul
>start considering hobo life
Should i?

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I don't particularly enjoy being a wagecuck, and if anything I wish that as a NEET I worked harder on personal projects and made a name for myself in a field I could enjoy instead. Right now I'm just seeking ways to amass some capital and invest enough of it to at least change up my daily life into something less dull.
But it was either becoming a productive member of society or killing myself after my parents eventually die, so I chose the former. And, as I said, just being an isolated NEET gets boring eventually.
Well, shit.

How are you going to play vidya games on the street?

What kills me the most is that i have ambition but know nothing will come of it

To be a Napoleon,Alwxander, Einstein, Newton. To have such an impact. But to know I will never come close to such greatness. Im doomed to be stupid and average. And that is what kills me and crushes my heart every single day.

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Dead Rising

I was mostly kidding (561), tell us about your neet life.

You can only be a NEET if you're from a better-off family or in a welfare system that gives you free neetbux.
I used to like being a NEET, having complete freedom in your everyday life sure is good but as of lately I've started to think that maybe the ultimate freedom isn't that nice after all. It's been three years since I graduated and sometimes I wish I just had something to do, anything that would keep my mind occupied.

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>I wish that as a NEET I worked harder on personal projects and made a name for myself in a field I could enjoy instead.

I have all the time in the world right now but no guidance. There are fields in tech I'm interested in and have learned plenty so far, but haven't been doing any major projects. And yet I'm sure as soon as I start a career anywhere in that filed I'll immediately know what I SHOULD have done all that time on my own time, what kinda projects I could have easily done and I'd have to show off.

>just being an isolated NEET gets boring eventually

I guess I have a huge advantage there. I actually live with someone else who understand the situation. So I'm never truly alone. I always have something to do in my own time or with someone else. So technically, being a NEET forever IS an option, but it's not something I want to do because I do have goals and things I want to achieve in life. Even if the other party is completely okay for earning the money and having me manage everything, I don't want to become the equivalent of some weird stay-at-home dad for the rest of my life.

I think the best system is some mindless job where you get paid, but then use the rest of your time to be a pseudo-neet. It's super hard to be a complete neet on just neetbux

Street fighter 2 at gaming centers

>NEET
>don't shower
>don't go outside
>talk to no one
I wish I wasn't like this

die richfag

>Captrash

>I think the best system is some mindless job where you get paid

Honestly the very best system would be a job you actually enjoy. Ideally something you do not because you need money to not die but because you want to do it every day and get better at it. That way your "work day" is something you look forward to, to some degree and you still have your free time and money to do whatever you want. It's achievable but I can't imagine most people will actually land the job the want in that sense.

>have problems with bowels
>get diagnosed with IBS
>go to the toilet and see blood in stool last year
>go to a doctor to get checked out
>hemorrhoids
>get surgery a few months ago
>everything's fine for the 1st month
>go to the toilet and see there's some dark blood in stool
>go to the doctor again
>says it's nothing to worry about as it can still bleed for 6 months after surgery
>don't see any blood for the next month until february
>now seeing dark red blood in my stool every single week
>buy that test to see if there's hidden blood in stool
>it's positive
I'm not going to make it lads.

Well I live with my family so I don't have to worry about rent/bills/food currently but I know I have to look for a job as my father will pass away eventually. Right now I can do well with a part-time job because of the reasons above but there'll come a day where that shit won't work anymore.

Familybux here, and it isn't glamorous. I've basically been holed up in my shitty apartment for 3 years, only leaving for groceries and booze. If I could trade my money for a functioning normalfag brain, I'd do it in a second.

Mother fucker don't do this to me. I have an appointment for this shit on Monday. Wish me luck, and I wish you luck

fuck off ingrate

>ingrate
I'm extremely grateful to my ancestors.

I’m pretty much in the same situation user. I feel you

you're an ingrate for having money and thinking you have it hard, i hope your life gets significantly harder because you don't deserve the free life you have

What problems are you having, user? If it's just bright blood you shouldn't worry much desu but I know it's still scary. So far all the doctors are trying to calm me down and say it's most likely something else. I'm getting a colonoscopy this month to get fully checked.

I think you are an absolute faggot for trying to judge that user as "your problems aren't even THAT BAD compared to someone else". Well look at you mister posting on Yea Forums while there are people who don't even have access to clean water, right?

There will always be someone in a position way worse than yours and someone in a position way better. There's no reason to say someone literally doesn't "deserve the life they had" because they have enough money to not starve each month, jesus user.

>deserve
You talk like a petulant child.

I used to work a night security guard job where I was on Yea Forums all day. I felt horrible when I was at home and all I did was the same shit I did at work.

My bowel habits have been fucked up for about 3 months now. Usually fighting off hemorrhoids every other week or whatever it takes. Often causing very watery or thin stools. For the first time in my life I was constipated for a fucking week outside of little stools, but it's been a month since that.

It feels like i'm not releasing gas as I should be, and i can feel a very slow rumbling, like the bile isn't relieving me properly. Sometime this pressure builds up in my chest or side until I burp or whatever. Shit sucks and is scary

I stayed up till 5 playing Don't Starve but I slept from 9-12. Just a month till I'm a 26 year old virgin and I'm starting to see signs of balding too like I wasn't ugly enough already. Gone on a few job interviews in the past few weeks but I think my parents care more than me, rotting inside myself pretty much.

How do all of you get night security guard jobs? I hear about it so much and it seems like the dream job for someone who wants to avoid social contact yet I wonder how all of you are scared enough of social contact to avoid it forever while still being social enough to actually get these kinda jobs. Are you fit? Are they easy to get? Had any actual dangerous encounters on the job?

kys richfags

I only got the job because the guy they hired didnt show up

What, afraid of people who have more money than you?

You are a fucking wrong
catholic.com/magazine/print-edition/arent-we-saved-by-faith-alone
m.youtube.com/watch?v=31AiWRDLYq8

1pm here. I'm so tired Yea Forums. I'm trying my hardest to get sleep, yet I lay in bed with my eyes closed but fully awake for the whole night until my body finally gives up and I wake up a few hours later for bullshit reasons just to continue trying to sleep and finally giving up.
I'm so sick of it.

not sure how you interpreted fear from that at all, they just don't deserve it

Get some drugs maybe I don’t know?

Nigger, what do you think money actually does for my life? I live like shit. The only thing the money does is assure that I won't starve to death in the near future.

>a bloo bloo bloo i don't have to work my life is soooo hard
get fucked you fucking faggot

reading posts like yours makes me glad money can't do as much as you'd like it too

Too poor for that unfortunately
I got fired from my job because I performed like trash due to being tired all the time and now I simply can't back up. I tried pretty much anything to get proper rest but it kinda seems hopeless

>as you'd like it too
What would I like it to do, you stupid faggot? I just told you that I live like a pauper.

A BLOO BLOO BLOO MY LIFE IS SHIT WAAAH

kys lol

But Luther himself was with the "faith alone" crowd, since he hated how the Catholic church kept selling indulgences to the rich, which sepatated the poor and the wealthy.

You could literally say that to anyone in this thread. We're all crybaby faggots who can't man up.

You all should get a simple job and work out. Eat and sleep healthy. Do this for a couple month and you'll see the results.

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Who doesn't deserve it? Anyone who has more money than you? Obviously I interpreted your post as being simply jealous or afraid of rich people since I said there's no sense in saying someone doesn't "even have real problems" just because they have the bare minimum amount of money provided to them to live and you called people out for being richfags.

You'll some day grow out of caring about who "deserves" what in your view. If you think broken user probably drinking too much and wishing he was a functional member of society is some privileged asshole who's being ungrateful for his life you should see how bad it gets out there.

nah you're a little crybaby faggot with nothing to cry about, everyone else here have problems that are worth listening to, you're better off getting a therapist with all that money

What's your issue, champ?

it's so easy right faggot

>Catholic church kept selling indulgences to the rich, which sepatated the poor and the wealthy.
This was wrong
>But Luther himself was with the "faith alone" crowd
He was wrong. Gotta do the Works.

>you should see how bad it gets out there.
i have, don't you worry your pretty little richfag head about that

>453076220
>a bloo bloo bloo i have everything i could ask for except im a pussy and can't do anything that requires effort a bloo bloo bloo whats your problem man???

kys

I wish I could give you some good advice but my sleep schedule is fucked too user :(

If you have too much money give me some

No, I meant what's your issue in life, you illiterate turd. As in, why are you in this thread for depressed sadsacks?

Oh man you are right, thanks for finally making me see the light. And here I was thinking the secret to living a happy life was self-loathing and having terrible sleep schedules. If only someone told me earlier I simply needed to get a job, eat well and sleep healthily as well as exercise! Let me do start doing all of that, should be done by tomorrow.

Yep, thing is: the hardest part is trying.

>This was wrong
Purgatory has no scriptural basis. Luther didn't go far enough

It's already a little comforting knowing that I'm not alone user

>i have, don't you worry your pretty little richfag head about that
See that's how I can tell you are just jealous. I'm not even in a great economical condition. Just enough to pay the bills and have a bit left over, but you keep calling me richfag as if the only reason I could defend someone else is because I'm some privileged spoiled asshole. Get off your high horse, your "real problems" aren't any more real than anyone else's in this thread.

You can try my advice and change or keep living your life, that's been working out just fine, right?

why would i bother replying to you with a serious post about myself, if you're a janny (you probably are considering how much of a faggot you are) can check my post history you janny rat

>453076517
>BUT BUT BUT I ONLY GET FREE MONEY FOR RENT AND ALL MY BASIC NEEDS BRO I DONT EVEN HAVE TO WORK I HAVE IT SO HARD BRO I DIDNT ASK FOR ANY OF THIS

kys lmao

Did they check deep? If not it could be cancer.

he based

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>have good job
>massive self-esteem issues and think everyone hates and thinks I'm worthless
>feels like I could get fired any day or as soon as they find a replacement

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Might be IBS or IBD or something else entirely. There's a shitton of diseases and stuff that can cause these things. I've had fucked up bowel habits for over a year now, alternating constipation/diarrhea/watery stools, deformed stools, pain in my abdomen (which can be very severe in rare cases), bloating, blood, mucus and so on. Had a sigmoidoscopy done but found nothing so they wrote it off as IBS. Even for my dark blood they say there are quite a few causes. Of course googling all of this will usually just give you results how it's cancer and you should seek help immediately which in most cases is bullshit. I'm no doctor but I don't think it's anything really serious in your case. Good luck, user.

I'm being sarcastic. Most people know how to improve their lives but don't just get on with it for various reasons. Of course I know that doing all of these things would lead to a healthier life. Sticking to a healthy sleeping/exercise schedule is something that even some of the most successful people can have a hard time doing reliably, while you are talking to some people in this thread who are struggling to get a job or socialize, even.

It feels a bit like telling the homeless "have you tried getting a home? You just need a job and money so you can pay for it"

It's because you oversleep you nignog, fix your sleep schedule then eat some healthy shit.

I can't speak for everyone but I let temps in and out of a factory, but they only came in once during a shift. Securitas was the company I worked for, it was between my college years.

>Are you fit?
No

>Are they easy to get?
I had a buddy that had the job. I don't think they are hard to get but maybe I got lucky. It only paid $9.50 an hour but that is slightly more than enough to live where I'm from (small town Wisconsin). Not a job I'd recommend for a long portion of your life.

>Had any actual dangerous encounters on the job?
One guy that got fired threatened some of the employees once during my time as a security guard. I looked him up on facebook and he bragging about the gun he just bought. I got my car keyed by some guy once too. Outside of that no.

If you're too much of a fucking pussy to explain why you're in this thread, that's fine, but I am rich, and I would never fucking lower myself to be a janny.

you too buddy

Oh okay, you are mentally deficient. You aren't even replying to the correct person on the correct issue anymore. You are calling me both a richfag, some guy who gets rent and you don't even realize you are talking to different people in your drunken rage against Yea Forums mods.

This will be my last reply and I hope you are doing really financially unwell while the other user gets to enjoy the rest of his life with free money not having to work if he wishes to.

If you want change you've got to change

are you retarded? anything I say would not be taken seriously by you and even if you would reply seriously I'd rather not lower myself to the level of needing advice from a rat like you lmao

not all jannies are bad but you would definitely be a bad one, you aren't allowed to admit it either so I wouldn't be the least bit surprised some ungrateful piece of shit like you would be a janitor, nothing else in your life and no power, it would fit perfectly for you

Of course. But that's also no real advice. You are just telling me change won't come if I don't do anything, which again, I know. I don't think anyone here is delusional enough to think if they just wait their lives will get magically better.

>453076986
>drunken rage against mods
strawman, mods keep the board clean and are appreciated, only some janitors are pathetic, not drunk btw

>dis b my last rply.! uhhhh also i hop u life suck! lol...

lmfao take your meds pussy

>But I am rich
give me money

What denomination?

you're worse than he is desu

whats ur paypal

paypal.me/BigAnimeTitties

Did you notice how polite and civil this thread was before you came in here and started flinging shit all over the wall? People were actually discussing each other's problems and trying to offer some advice before you came in here acting like a child, going BOO HOO HOO NOT EVEN REAL PROBLEMS LOLOL

Like seriously, are you the kinda guy who gets banned from games from being really unpleasant to be around and then complains it's "money stolen"?

More fiber?

i uniromically wish that i was a normalfag
why was i cursed with retardation and autism

sent ;)

terrible arguments you're making

I felt the need to call him out for his invisible and made up problems, deal with it

richfags do not belong in threads like these, they belong in morgues from self inflicted gunshot wounds, they have no real problems and have it better off than 99% of the planet

fuck it

Sounds pretty cozy, or the setup for a Netflix horror movie

you know your full real name and address is visible on that right noah

And poorfags deserve to die in the gutter that they were born in. Maybe if your ancestors weren't such colossal fuckups, they could've left you a little something. Two can play this game.

Get your endocrine system checked.

fuck yeah

Embracing your inner boomer is the first step on the path to a happy life

>Fap
>Get that bit stuck in the dick
Bros how do you not have it in there

mfw you will never have a real relationship

8)

Wow did all the kids wake up or something, this thread's quality went from comfy anons talking to each other to absolute shitposting so quickly.

>acknowledges that wealth is not from work and is from inheritance

yeah im thinkin thats based

Yea, sounds like thyroid or something. Actually very common, but if they’re gonna test it make sure they do a thyroid panel and not just a TSH

finish

>he just inherited everything from his parents
cuck desu

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It comes from both, you idiot. The inheritance is your starting money which can make things significantly easier or harder and lock you out initially of some opportunities. People have "worked their way up" from poverty to being millionaires and people have burned down their family's empire and wealth in months by mismanaging them. It only determined how easy of a start they had. You cannot be older than 18 to be spewing all this shit.

And then he said "it comes from both" 8)

hahaha dumbass richfag thinking he worked for any of his cash

I just finished shaving my genitalia. And my nipples, too.
Feels smooth, famalam

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Yeah, this raging faggot is clearly a teenager. I'm just surprised this thread hasn't been axed at 7am now.

6:13 AM here. Can't sleep and lost my will to play video games and am now laying in bed and smoking.

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>laying in bed and smoking
That's an extremely gross habit, user.

>No cocaine since December
Urges every day, it’s the only time I feel alive

Nah, I'm a clean person. Not cigarettes.
>dude weed lmao
Yes I know. Helps with a few issues I have.

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another richfag enters the ring

Same here except its 12:17 in the afternoon, smoking in bed is kino. No motivation and 500 words left on my essay to complete by tonight

Like your glaucoma?

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>richfag
just a lot of disposable income user

same fucking shit you dumb cokehead, hope you die from your drug use junkie

Good luck with your essay, user, I'd hurry and get to work if I was you. Indica or sativa?

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I actually do have glaucoma, yeah. Believe me or not, I do. Its legally medically here and I alsk use it for depression bc antidepressants don't seem to work on me.

The entire papacy has no basis in general

>4AM thread
>It's 6AM

I got cold again....
I hope you are healthy, frens.

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That’s not nice, do you want to talk about your issues user?

It's 4:30 AM on west coast I guess.

I STILL HAVE A LINGERING COUGH AND IT'S BEEN 3 MONTHS ALREADY!

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no, talking does nothing

fuck richfags

Get well soon user

I'm proud of you user. You will feel alive again without the coke, and you'll realize the coke wasn't real life, it was just chemicals.

Well there was that one 4 am thread that lasted like 20 hours sometime ago

You quit smoking recently?

>It was just chemicals.

you know every emotion you experience is from chemicals right

Yet my love for you feels like something more

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leave me alone richfaggot
based

wow must be cool being 14 and finding out these things

my average bed time is around 10 in the morning where i sleep until about 5 in the afternoon, i have applied to 2 pretty decent jobs im waiting to hear from, pretty sure this girl is done haning out and bullshitting with me

video games just dont seem to distract me from it all anymore, i think it was a gradual process.

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mad

No, I just have a very weak immune system (and perhaps my weight may factor into it since I'm categorically underweight). I've tried all sorts of cough suppressants, multiple types of cough drops, and strong antibiotics. I've even had blood work drawn to see if any fuckshit was happening, but the results were nothing out of the ordinary. Doc said it may be a case of light bronchitis, but I don't buy it.

Don't ignore my advances, we're all trying to get a little love in this world.

leave me alone bitch

>almost 30 years old
>wasted my youth on video games
>NEET
>severe depression and anxiety
>relying on aging grandparents for money
>no skills
>no future

Is it even possible to be more pathetic than me?

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Just let me in your life and I can ease the hurt you feel.

I'm over 30.

shut up :(

>college aged
we're way past that friend

>im going to move to canada

The place with awful real estate, shit currency, insane produce prices, and a government that is about to be exposed for corruption? Good idea retard

I've been playing DaS3 multiplayer because I want to get better but I'm really shit. I lose like 8/10 times in fight clubs and arena.
The thing is despite being able to consistently parry most mobs and bosses I'm shit at doing that to players unless it's an R1

Never too late man. Work is gonna suck for the first two or three years but you can make it if you start now

>khv
>no friends
>neet, never been employed, haven't had an interview in months
>most likely autistic
I don't even now how to start fixing my life, I'd an hero if my mum wasn't still around.

I WISH

THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

bros, i'm not sure if i'm enjoying the neet life anymore, i just feel like a parasite all the time now

I, however, finally started drawing a few weeks ago, it's all baby steps of course but I got the habit
who knows? I might gonna make it one day
i have also begun to read some of those books on my shelf that i have always told to myself to check out in the last two years

so that's cool
they're nice ways to distract me from my situation

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>no friends
friends aren't all they're cracked up to be and will stab you in the back when they get a chance. i have 3 or 4 close friends and that's it, and even then i don't fully trust 2 of them and never will.
>NEET, never been employed, haven't had an interview in months
worked before, currently a NEET, may or may not go back to work bc i just really don't give a shit right now. pro tip: don't ever work fast food or retail, never wanted to shoot myself more then i have working at those jobs.
>most likely autistic
can't help ya there much, as i feel like i'm a *slight* autist myself but i just don't give a fuck about most anything so i shrug it off.

I feel like I should learn some kind of skill to spice up the neet life, any ideas?

Not him but me a reason to give you cash man. I constantly give out dough to the drawthreads and ask for nothing in return because they are doing something with themselves

It's like the special Olympics in here, you guys are unintentionally hilarious.

>mods allowing fun posting again
I'm not sure what happened but I'm so happy

>I constantly draw for Yea Forums and no one pays me I deserve it
"draw"fags are so pathetic

Rude.

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>getting offended by shitposting kids

You haven't been here long enough

You're retarded, just us a mapper to swap the sticks. Kys

Because I want it faggot

Starcraft lad here, I have to say 2 feels way better to play. BW requires a bunch of autistic faggotry with pathing and bugs, it reminds me of Meleefags

Got a date today. This gorl is really cool, very musically talented and we mesh well as musicians. Got nothing to worry about but I've been up since 4am stressing myself out. I just want to make a good impression

Happy for you m8. Seeing a cute girl myself, hopefully within the month I can bring myself to tell her I want to date her for real. We can talk for ages without getting bored and she's into sick shit like me and talks about porn with me openly. That and we like the same video games andh ate the same anime

Do some push ups or run laps, you will less stress and more excitement.

>Loli posters
>Losers who cant retain friends or be of any value to society

Checks out

>tfw haven't slept again
I want to be a cute girl so bad

>going to the gym for 2 months now
>eating less shit with flour my bread addiction is fuking killing me from the inside
>college stars this month and i feel confident
>is the first time in 20 years i feel like i making progress
we all gonna make it

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>tfw no gf

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this. also, the sleep you do get on alcohol is literally less restorative than sober sleep.

advanced protip: once schedule is regularized, you can get a hormetic effect if you drink a VERY SMALL bit of alcohol before sleep. but you're walking on a very thin line with this unless you literally measure your shit. which 99.9% of people dont.

>Just woke up after a night of drinking
>Dead tired but cant fall back asleep

I hate this

Making friends in modern video games is nigh impossible thanks to private chat systems.

then buy some cute clothes and go for it
you'll feel better

>getting a therapist
>18
>not posting from an Iphone
You’re not trying hard enough to be generic 18 year old everyone on here hates.

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Same.

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How do I find purpose and meaning in life? I have been wandering without a goal all my life and everyday it keeps me awake. The existential vacuum is consuming my mind and faith is the only thing keeping it from falling apart.
I know I play video games only as they help me experience moments where I am given a mission which upon completion gives me a sense of gratification and joy. But how do find ultimate purpose in real life?

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see

unironically, get kids

Try killing yourselves, maybe youll be reincarnated as women next time trannies ^_^

>cross dressing = tranny
based retard

I turned 27 a few weeks ago and i decided to buy an apartment and fuck off to a better place. Living with my family has been difficulty for years now and after doing the math i would probably loose less money fucking off to somewhere else.

I also gonna start going to the gym since apparently i am having some overweight problems. I am not exactly huge but i got zero muscle and that shit is starting to affect my back and my left knee, i am just not sure if i am going to do some sort of martial arts or just regular GYM.

Besides that i have been playing bioshock remaster and a few fighting games here and there.

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The earth is already over-populated no good is going to come by passing my imperfect genes. I don't have the will to bring a soul into existence and bind it to physical form ridden with problems.

then go and adop one

Fuck, my hairline is receding. Now I look like uglier Niko Bellic even if I shave

Dude just be thankful you're not losing any on the crown. I'm looking at combovers for years and years.

Did you even read his post?

As I thought. Not a legit reason which means you’re wasting your life instead of actively pursuing opportunities. Shame. I’ll find someone else to give $500 to. I hope you get better user

TFW couldn't even stay hard getting my dick sucked

Low test. Exercise to improve your libido.

are you me?

Even when im doing undeniably better than all of my coworkers I still feel that way

It's called Imposter syndrome. Look it up. I feel the same and want to bail out of this job as soon as possible. I will probably end up jobless but I don't know what else to do.

I'm hung over at work and still have 8 hours left.

obligatory
youtube.com/watch?v=90WznJlh3Ew

>sit around playing OSRS when not on campus
>sleep most of day away
>depressed and drunk the rest of the time
I hate my life. I want to die, Anons ;-;