One copy of kingdom hearts 3 please!

being that hairy must be a fucking curse, it only looks good if youre super muscular, which in this case it still doesn't. and is his hair in his stomach cut in a way so it looks like he has abs? i mean i wish i had his gains but not his hair

>tfw mine does too but it doesn't hide the fat

still the best kaiju/city destroying game ever made

Why even trying when guys like this exist?

>low quality shoop of a low quality shoop

Mr. Shakedown?

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>one copy of devil may cry please. No, not devil may cry 5, I want DmC: devil my cry, good sir!

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I think the ab creases clumps up the hair

i can't unhear him making a stomping sound like Mister X.

>no matter how buff I get, I'll still be a manlet
God I hate my life

>five of your finest collectors edition copies of DoA 6 please

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not a big deal if you have confidence. how tall are you anyway?

>One copy of Modern Warfare remaster, please.

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>One copy of The Legend of Zelda™: Breath of the Wild™ for Nintendo™ Switch™ please!

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so? be a buff manlet then. this guy is 5'5 and he looks good

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>one copy of metro exodus plea-
>*looks at you standing awkwardly in the corner*
>make that two copies

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5'7"

>Uncanny, how did you know we were all here for the Guilty Gear tournament

>I was told you have Chameleon Twist 1 and 2?
>Yea. Overnight shipping.

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stop coping already. women make fun of ripped manlets, everyone can see they're overcompensating. if you're a short man and you want to have a decent sex life you better be gay.

Bahahahah now how big you pp??

Bahahah how big ur pp??

until a teenage girl stands next to him and he's way shorter than her

Buff manlets > skinnyfat manlets. Dumb not to do everything you can do to make yourself more attractive.

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>jump force, if you please, sir

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You're the guy in the pic aren't you

HAHAHAHAHAHAA oh sorry bro I mean come on it's all confidence you got this ;)

short dude checking in here. I'm only 5'8, maybe 5'9, married now for several years. Manlet supremacy is real, my wife is at least two inches taller than me. Short niggas can still fuck, you just gotta put in that extra work, and I agree, getting ripped isn't the answer, it just makes you look like you're compensating.

god i wish
>one copy of Quadrilateral Cowboy please

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mb if you want some comic relief in your parties. Optimal manlet body is ottermode twink

Imagine his dick

He looks like a little action figure. Really fucking dumb

Lad... I hope you can overcompensate with a huge dick

a copy of Cyberdimension Neptunia 4 Goddesses Online for each of us. I play Vert, my friends play Blanc and Noire.

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does someone have that pic with the fit manlet basedboy with huge head? post that please

>one copy of your girlfriend please

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aree they brothers or what? are they even real?

shops

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Pathetic

One copy of ea access with 24months careplan and a rewards card please

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I don't get why he's being so defensive. If I was him, I'd be looking for an excuse to offload that ugly goblina anyway.

This shit will never stop being funny.

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it's fake youtube shit

imagine being cucked by a shopped version of yourself

damn, what a dreamy hunky body type. I wonder how much work her puts into it

I'm sorry sir we can't serve you unless you put a shirt on

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this must be the chaddest person I've ever seen, he got everything
>face
>hair
>body
>height
>package

Unf.

Let's not forget range of motion to beat your ass

That does indeed look accurate in hindsight. There really was no being able to tell in advance that the game was going to be THIS bad though.

>barely changes her own appearance
>makes her boyfriend into some otherworld monstrosity

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>that moment when he forcibly turns her head away
kek

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I wonder what this guy thinks about this whole situation.

lul, it's like that speedrunner caleb. You just cannot get past some things. A manlet trying to compensate his shortness by bulking up will always get laughed at more than a regular manlet. just stop it. the same with caleb. he's bulking up and makes a big deal out of his muscles and yet he's an autistic speedrunner. it looks so fucking uncanny to see him trying to pull off the strong nerd style when he's just a sad nerd trying to compensate

holy shit

hahaha

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These guys never become anything in their lives besides body builders, or worse, football players.
Arnie is the only example otherwise and he was a bad politician and is now just a laughingstock with the whole son with the ugly mexican maid thing.

Different strains of DNA exist because it takes all types to run a society, viking society literally got cucked out by a bunch of christfags for that very reason.

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ahahahaha

>having to jump to get to bed

>pays two 12 years olds kids to walk behind him so the illusion is made of him being 2 meters tall
>Yea Forums: "OMGOMGOMG LOOK AT HIM, WOOOOOOOOOOOW"

HOLY SHIT are you guys pathetic

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5'6" here m8, I'm 27 with a 18 yr old gf with a side chick.

Learn that women are garbage and your world will open up

Actually, Arnold's son is the only one who inherited his Chad genes and Arnold is actively trying to be a great, supportive father.

The maid fiasco was hilarious but it's fucking Arnold, he can do whatever the fuck he wants.

lol, fucking manlets, when will they learn?

>"These guys never become anything in their lives besides body builders, or worse, football players"

This is the most fedora tipping shit I've read today. Bodybuilders get sponsors and give expensive training lesson and football players make millions. Jesus, this is some Youtube tier comment.

How do short anons cope?

Even the black dude turns back to look at him in awe. Also, having face blindness is a sign of autism.

by playing gacha and spending their wageslave income on it to feel better for a short time when they actually manage to get a pull

Chads are honestly the best bros in the world

>Hair
I don't see hair poking out his shirt and arms.

>her
>implying women can into photoshop
Nigger women can barely handle blur and smudge tools, this was made by incels and niggers trying to trigger incels

LMAO

he actually is 2meters tall though

Yeah you can tell that they're all actual 5'4 manlets if you look at the woman on the right and her proportions. I doubt that big guy is over 6'5.

embarassing

>These guys never become anything in their lives besides body builders
Wow, what a tragedy.

tall men are vastly more successful on average than short men though. the average height of the fortune 500 CEO is 6 feet for example, making them 2,5 inches taller than the average american.

It gets even better: 30% of the CEOs are 6'2 or taller. Out of the average population only 3.9% are that tall.

Tall height gives people a massive edge, and you're coping pretty badly.

t. incels

If I were a chad and saw a cute girl on the train I would half smile (don't laugh, she won't return it) look away for 3 seconds, look back, put on a half-mock-pouty face, look down, look back up, make sure she sees, smile again, but with a quick playful moment of the tongue (from side to side,) as if asking the question:

>Well? Hmmmmm?

Almost astartes tier.

That being said being tall like that is a fucking curse. Finding properly fitting clothes is an absolute chore, you bump your head on every single shit around, and most importantly you have to lift twice as hard and twice as long to get any kind of gains than the average manlet.

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>the black guy at the end turning around
>"damn this nigga chad as fuck yo"

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His fat son inherited his Chad genes as well, he just squandered them.

cope

by hair he means on his head, meaning he isn't balding

Yes, and he is still an el goblino, and no, arnie is fucking irrelevant now,a ll he does is cry on twitter about fag shit
Lmaooooo, these nigs have literal 85 iq and live boring lives with wives that cheat on them before their concussions and roid rage cause them to die in their 50's.

Face it fagboi, your olympian idealism is omega fag, these niggers become literal who's after death.
Nobody remembers them because they accomplish literally nothing in the world but to be fetishized by bottom bitch bois like you

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I'm 6'1. Cool projection bro.