>reply to someone with a bold response
>suddenly realize I misinterpreted his post
>close the thread and never open it again
Reply to someone with a bold response
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this is why you shouldn't worry about interpersonal bullshit, people are so stupid and they're all in their own heads
are you me?
this is why i dont use forums or reddit. I'm too dumb to be consistent in my opinions but I also would rather voice them and throw them out for the discussion instead of just spouting safe shit that gets free upvotes.
>replying while saging to someone's argument just before the thread is about to die, thus winning.
heh, too easy
You've never done or said anything BOLD in your life, you weak-willed nannygagger
IT'S PAYNE
>not doubling down and calling them a retard for not getting your post when they inevitably reply calling you out
How do I become more thick skinned on this site?
I wanna be a better person, but I feel like my major flaw that contradicts that is "Oh yeah, I get into flamewars on Yea Forums".
>losing an argument
>start my next reply with "not him but-"
You can start by shutting the fuck up instead of sounding like a giant pussy
>not immediately replying to your own post and call out your own mistake before they can
I can fucking tell when youre doing it I swear. switch to all lowercase/proper punctuation all you like I can still smell you.
KEK
>Losing an argument
>Someone else on my side brings up a new argument and BTFO of my opponent and just reply to that guy with "this"
never fools anyone but it's a cue to quit arguing with them
>cope
>lol you fell for the bait trannyfag, back to resetera/reddit
>seething
>just using a meme picture and greentexting what they said
>call them an 'incel', 'autist' or 's o iboy'
You only lose when you give up
How else am i supposed to help a fellow user without looking like i'm him or samefagging?
He's right and i'm trying to help him
>How else am i supposed to help a fellow user without looking like i'm him or samefagging?
cope
>make an error when I post
>close thread and never look again
>two people reply to me and say that im stupid
>close thread and have to do some breathing to calm down
Next level shit is to act obnoxious and haughty as fuck by saying "Lol your bad arguments don't deserve arguments from me" and then keep saying they don't "deserve" your "arguements" every time they try to challenge your opinion.
>start an argument
>get nervous cause i dont really want to spend the time on it
>other people start arguing for me
>mfw I do this but I switch to my phone 4G so it actually counts as a different poster
just be right, it's quite simple
Just say that you misread. I'm ESL so it sometimes happen that I don't quite understand a sentence. I just say it when I finally understand that I made a mistake.
Because of faggots like you when I want to enter an argument I have to make sure I don't have the same opinion as the guy before.
>post something i know is total bullshit
>immediately un(you) it
i can't get off to (you)s like some people apparently can
>user debunks my argument
>reply to him with "cope"
>if he replies back then that means that my post clearly bothered him and he really is upset because he fell for what is essentially "u mad"
>start losing argument
>make bannable posts to get the thread deleted
>tired of arguing with same guy
>post my last comment
>hide thread and never visit it again
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
don't use an image when you try to pull that off though
the filename just gives it away
>use mega.nz to download a picture off my computer with the original filename
>this
>Losing an argument
>Join the other side n shit on your own post
>respond to my adversary
>fuck up my post
>BTFO him anyways
>Not him but-
>Actually not him
>Faggot leaves the thread so I am stuck actually looking like him.
same
Does anyone have that Arrested Development gif of Michael Cera hopping out of the stuck vehicle and joining the crowd of onlookers?
Know when to give up. Generally after two or three posts of back and forth I can realize that it's not worth continuing. Sick trips by the way
autism
>arguing with someone but not in the mood to keep going
>someone picks up the argument before I reply another time without 'not him but'
>I supply his post with complementary argumentation
>BTFO the guy together
best feeling
>Getting shit on by 2 different people
>Report one because they start avatarfagging
>Other guy stops responding within 2 minutes, takes 8-10
>Realize he was just same fagging and since his other device got banned he realized pretending to be 2 people wasn't possible for him anymore
Not him, but what are you gonna do about it bitch boi?
>post a brilliant comment
>no one recognizes its brilliance
>take matters into my own hands and reply to it myself
fuck you user, I never said that shit. I would never just close a thread to save face.
>Reply to my own post to compound onto it after agreeing to it
>No replies STILL
this
>enter off-topic thread
>topic seems shit better reply with my own equally shit opinion
>read some replies to the OP before posting
>"fuck helling OP, ur opinion is terrible and shit thread is shit. wear r my vidya gaems"
>leave because someone already did it for me
>guy has an opinion I dont like
>i reply that I agree with him within the next 60 seconds, thus making it seem like he samefagged and removing all his credibility
REPORTED: BAN EVASION
>thread 404s just in time so you get the last word
It means that you won and there is nothing left to say.
damn
I've done this plenty of times or just wanted to shitposted some retard and leave the thread. Stuff like that is why I still always prefer Yea Forums over traditional forums with accounts. I don't have a post history where some fuckwad can pull a post from 5 years ago out against me in an argument, I can simply close a thread and move on it will get archived shortly and be forgotten.
If I see shitty low quality bait threads with very few or no replies I will do this and give OP no time to response.
damn, can you really do that? you oughta teach me the ways of unparalleled samefagging
I've been doing this more often lately and it's terrible every time.
>not sending yourself pictures via emails
this happened to me one in a FF7 remake thread
once i saw the first reply i thought "oh shit maybe they didn't mean it that way" and dipped
>BTFO some guy in a recurring thread
>Lightly drop very passive aggressive posts shitting on him
>Get him to angrily reply in another thread about something he won't let go
Nothing better than knowing the guy just can't fucking take an L
>spend several minutes typing out a reasonable post
>remember where i am
>close the tab without submitting the post
>make OC
>10 posters or so notice
>check hashname a week later in the archives
>someone reposted it and got +100(you)s
>slighly mad at my lack of (you)s but extremely happy about my OC being popular
>switch to all lowercase/proper punctuation
STOP CALLING OUT MY TACTICS YOU FUCKING BITCH
what the fuck
>take my time to put my thoughts into words and make an long post that will surely spark some interesting conversation
>thread dies or gets deleted by a janny
>reply with a simple based and if I'm feeling saucy I add in a redpilled to someone I agree with
>thread hits bump limit
I've never actually opened a thread and only reply from the 1st page while scrolling and never return.
>call user a faggot/idiot/retard/nigger/etc
>immediately feel like a complete asshole and regret everything regardless of what they said to get that response
Oh I fucking love this thread
how do you check hashnames? i wanted to do this myself
>think, fuck, maybe Ieddit won't be this cancerous and retarded despite everything
>go to Ieddit
>literally the same cancerous, braindead posters but now with usernames
>Poop into hand
>Sniff
>Depending on the smell I taste it or throw it away
>Go nuclear on some retard
>See people using my post as a copypaata the next day
>thread 404s just before you could post the huge constructed answer you typed
Does anyone want to be my friend?
>Absolutely anally thrash some guy
>Add "(His opinion) fags everyone!" to discredit anyone that holds that opinion by association
>Write a long post with a strong counter-argument to an user's previous post
>he replies with "Seething" and "Cope"
r/thathappened
>autistically change file name every single time i use an image so as to not be tracked
Me on any other board except this one.
You are a softie inside, that's cute.
>tfw participate in a regular but niche thread so much you start recognizing posting styles of certain anons even outside the thread
>Make such a good argument people copy it verbatim when the dipshits come out in force.
I do remember someone linking a reddit post only for me to see a fucking reply that was word for word what I said in a fucking thread here, was weird
there was also a time where i unintentionally falseflagged as someone who wasn't a furfag and felt like a retard when i got rightfully BTFO
on top of that, Yea Forums X lets you post images with randomized filenames
>Be ADHD addled guy who has nothing better to do besides browsing through multiple threads at the same time
>Somehow post a reply in the wrong thread
>make up a bullshit story about how epically hard I owned other anons
>everyone just sees me as massive faggot with a high ego and a small dick
>he replies with one of his many boogeymans
Kill yourself, cyborgwhale.
image md5. if you have 4chanx it should be reverse searchable on the archives
Correct. Strangely one of the more graceful ways to cut a conversation short.
Been there, done that.
This. It's a signal of mental illness and and you shouldn't waste your time on desperate faggots like that from then on.
>Someone does this
>Just reply "Lmao, terse response"
Now they HAVE to either make a point or fuck off
>he doesnt change up his writing style just to make sure no one can track him
better version of this is to say "im a different guy, do you not understand how anonymous image board work" when you get called out on moving the goal posts.
>started mimicking some local autist of a thread for a game series I don't even play
>literally get millions of (You)s while people think you're the autist
>stop immediately because I almost got addicted
It's intoxicating
>some says they like a shitty game like assassins creed, or destiny or something
>start acting like a total newfag redditor and saying I like assassins creed or destiny or whatever in the thread
Let me guess, you did Barneyfag or ACfag correct?
either get 4chanx and open the menu to the left of the image or go to an archive and drop the file it in there
holy shit are you me
>make OC
>doesn't catch on
>trying to repost it more times with different filenames during the week to no avail
>eventually give up
>shit on someone
>thread 404s right after leaving my post for them to stare at and not reply
based
>only post smug reaction images when I'm genuinely mad and have to hide it
Nah, Michael during RE2R threads prior to remake release. Only did it once I swear
Fucking stopped also because I got a 3 day ban. I got lucky cause the real autist got rangebanned. Never doing that again
>I argue with other user
>Totally blow him outta orbit with witty banter and snarky comebacks
>user kills themselves after I blew them the fuck out (I confirmed the kill, don't worry)
>Big titty space god comes down to suck on my peen
>All I can think the whole time space and time is being bent before me is- "Damn so this is what it feels like to be a gangsta?"
>Make risky/controversial thread on PC right before I go to bed
>Browse thread on phone in bed
>Seeing the faggotry, butthurt, and trolling in bed helps me sleep at night
Anyone else?
>pour your heart out into your post
>nobody takes notice of it
>Get someone so riled up they start searching all my reaction images in the archive and remembering my filenames on sight
>tfw you copy someones posting style/filename to make them look like a pathetic samefag.
>post "blunder of the year" with the most recent game to come out
>close computer, go to work
>come back, 500 replies, archived
>spend rest of evening laughing at idiots who responded
>thread about a game I don't like
>every day samefag one complaint in various different ways until you can never bring up the game again without someone bringing up the complaint that I samefagged into public consciousness
>reply to a guy throwing an autistic fit
>bicker back and forth
>beat him down until he can barely "no you!" in response
>finish him off with a final response
>thread gets archived due to bump limit before i can see him seethe
every time ffs
>make several OCs
>still see them being reposted
>sometimes on other boards than the one I've been posting them on
Feelsgoodman
I do this regularly and I also bump my own threads
I honestly love it when they get cut off due to archival, you KNOW they're fuming they didn't get the last word.
I've actually had people so mad they reply in the archive site
>actually am not him and don't want the previous user to think i'm speaking on behalf of him
>get accused of samefagging anyway
>make someone look like a total RETARD by pretending to be them
>leave right after
>they just say "SEETHING" or "COPE" again in upper case letters
if I could have any super power it would be to see exactly who made a post on any site on the entire internet and everything about them
also to be able to kill people through the internet
the world would be a better place in one night if I could do that
>browsing thread
>accidentally post an image and some text which was meant for a new thread
>oh shit nigger what have I done
>my post makes absolutely no sense and is off topic
>get dozens of (You)s from anons who liked it
do you anons not use clover? you can literally type a different name for the image after you've selected it
Cringe, but redpilled.
This thread is faggot central, just a bunch of anons who get blown out on here posting fake stories to boost their self confidence. Pussies, the lot of you.
>open webm
>instantly remember what it is and close it
They've never been able to swallow their pride enough to do that.
Legit trolls would do that, faggots who pretend to troll after getting BTFO won't.
>purposely shift the argument to other things in his post every time
>nobody can keep track of the argument anymore
>other people join in to argue about things we say
>original argument goes uncontested
>make a drive-by shitpost in a /vg/ thread
>come back a few months later
>they still reuse parts of my post
cope
There are literal "Arguments" that aren't worth a response. If a premise that someone based their argument on is fucking retarded it's not worth the effort short of "you're a dipshit" and moving on. Like I'm not going to have a "debate" on whether or not all woman are useless sacks of shit that should put out whenever a fat fuck wants them to and it's woman's fault that they're stereotypical incels because it's a fringe, and retarded, belief
i tried googling how to do it and nothing popped up
>have to wait a minute before you can actually submit the post
>someone calls you a retard in that minute
>user says "not mad lol"
Typing "lol" is the biggest giveaway and shows that you're in the mood to argue because you're clearly upset over something.
Based
I've been sending emails to myself for years and you're not going to stop me now
>made several OCs during my teenager times on early memes and reaction images back in 2008
>see them pop up from time to time
>saw it from my buddy's meme streamer videos too
It's a weird feeling, but it feels like I planted a tree and watched it grew after I forgot about it
>Make a thread praising a video game
>Archived 3 replies
>Make a thread baiting anons with a dumb as fuck statement
>300 replies
>Somehow get politics into the OP
>600+ guaranteed replies, with some actually talking about the game in question
I'm trying to help you
>pretend to be him
>actually not him
>have no real investment in the actual argument they're having other than to annoy the other person
>other guy leaves so he thinks I'm actually him
Discussion on here is shit, lmao. It's just people pretending to be pretending to be pretending to be pretending to be other people pretending to be retarded
>see two anons arguing
>fairly equal ground
>copy the post style of one of them and start conceding defeat and throwing in juvenile insults
>the two fags quickly stop arguing and one gets blown the fuck out by the whole thread
T W I S T E D
>actually SERIOUSLY arguing about twitter posts on Yea Forums with strangers
180IQ power move
This is why we need post ids on this board.
You clearly must be a reddit tourist or someone that hasn't been on Yea Forums in years. Repeating shit is an tactic these underage faggots do non-stop.
>user disagrees with me
>Post pretending to be someone else that agrees with him but make the opinion seem inane/retarded/steer it towards my own strawman for easier argumentation.
seething
seething
>it doesn't get resolved
>othee poster later calls him out for changing goalposts
>argue over a video game
>haven't actually played it and don't actually care about it
>just felt like arguing with someone to see if I'd win
>make a serious reply with actual arguments, evidence, and counter-arguments
>post it
>made a fucking typo
>can't delete it cause I will look like a damage-controlling faggot
>close thread
sadly this is the only way to make threads nowadays
cringe
glad to hear someone else who is just as paranoid as myself for this kind of thing
remember the Yea Forums guy? there are some truly crazy, autistic motherfuckers around these parts
You critique both at the same time but the wrong person more agressively
>reply to the wrong thread
>or the wrong board
>delete post and never look at the thread again
I'm the guy who posted this, thanks for all the replies fellas. You're all based and redpilled.
drop it in the highlighted field of pic related
based
>Get called a reddit tourist, dumb senile fag
>Been here since 08
Bros...?
Someone post the screencaps for the uninitiated newfags.
I did this today and then left an apology, felt good to own up to it
>this is why i dont use forums or reddit. I'm too dumb
true
cope
>losing argument to someone
>they made a serious reply with actual arguments, evidents and counter-arguments
>struggle to respond until I see they made a typo
>mock them and call them ESL
>thread sides with me and I win the argument
Yeah I agree sometimes there are times when responding is not going to get anywhere it's just a few times I have seen people make bold statements on a game, people ask for an explanation on their opinion and then the guy who made that statement just goes and says what I was talking about.
Jeez user thats pretty specific, who hurt you?
>make bold or radical opposition post in thread
>close thread tab
>Guys searches my reaction image on the archive and posts me doing a bunch of juvenile shit
>Edit image in paint and rename it, just like getting your car painted in GTA
>Post picture of Tom Cruise laughing as an attempt to intimidate the person I'm arguing with
yikes according to the chart
Glad I got to read these posts, you fucking faggots. You guys are pathetic and I'm now aware of your bullshit. Watch your back.
>it's not worth continuing
How are you even still here with that attitude
>idiot or troll says something fucking stupid
>someone calls him out on it
>idiot intentionally misunderstands the argument or strawmans or moves the goalposts or reveals it was just a semantic argument to begin with
>it's completely obvious to everyone else in the thread that the idiot is a fucking moron and unambiguously wrong
>both of them still fill up the thread with trash
>go to just tell the person who is replying to the idiot that its completely obvious that the idiot is wrong and to stop replying
>realise i'm going to get called a samefag
>realise they might actually be the same person because nobody replied to the bait to begin with
it's 4D chess
>frequently change filenames and add small black pixels so people can't search archives of my postings
Dude just hide the post. You can change 4chanX to hide the stubs too so you can pretend that your moment of retardation never existed and that there certainly aren't 5 people calling you retarded.
Unbased and bluepilled.
cringe
Half the time I genuinely cannot tell if whoever I'm talking to is being sincere or not
More like yikes according to your shart lmao
Change your shorts bro
>get the last word in before archive
>new thread pops up in the catalogue
> " (Cross thread) # Okay no, fuck you. Th-"
Good, fuck foreigners
>They agree but tease you about the typo
I'm tied of autocorrect fucking me over in not going to edit my comment this time it's so fucking annoying how it can event your correctly
this timr I'm not go king to swypeb tyor why the fuck are mobile keyboards so dhut
>new thread made with a question (always bait-induced)
>make a LOL UR A FAGET type of post on the first post
>samefag a few FPBP replies to myself
>Everybody else follow suit and thread gets derailed followed by a roll picture
seething
>they reply
>simply say "ok retard"
based
>someone likes types a fucking paragraph trying to prove you wrong
>respond with another laughing image
>they do the same thing again
But the thing is the other person isn't wrong at all.
Usually what's being argued about is a lie about a game that keeps getting perpetuated for the sake of being perpetuated.
>this much of a white knight nigger faggot
women are retarded children and completely useless, and apparently so are you
What if I use all of them in the same post?
to be fair there are times people deserve to be tracked down
pic related
>who hurt you
childhood was believing "Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
adulthood is realizing that you get to troll the people in childhood who try to have serious conversations
>Guy starts a new thread copy pasting your post in an attempt to mock you not realizing he just showed you you just made him OMEGA MAD
who hurt you?
If you want guaranteed keks do this to any autist in an RE thread who complains about difficulty. Just imply they're bad and need to get good and watch the anger flow.
cringe
She's not going to sleep with you for defending her honor online, bro.
Cope
>true
Stopped reading there
>go into a thread
>it wasn't even a shitposting thread I just didn't like the game
>spam porn for 30 minutes and go to sleep
>wake up and the entire thread got archived with people calling me based
>didn't even get a warning
I still can't believe I got away with it
>someone likes types
Why are you typing like a Californian valley girl? Are you retarded?
cope
Not him but that's pretty cringy.
based and pilled
This but unironically
>get into internet fight
>lose
>act smug and pretend i was only shitposting
>internally seethe for the rest of the day
That's because you're dumb.
"Chill Micheal"
Watch someone get REALLY FUCKING MAD with one weird trick
SEETHING
>try to type "fucking"
>auto corrects to "ducking" without noticing
>everyone in the thread now knows I was phoneposting
>leave
>retards like you changing the images to avoid getting tracked
>just search for keywords in the archive that anons use to call the shitposter out and track them down anyway
Prove it, do it again pussy
>post my shitty, hastily-made wolf x isabelle sfm porn that didnt even show any of the naughty bits for the (You)s
>still got a 3 day ban
it was worth it
im drunk dude lmao sorry
i love it when this happens, lmao
>make a thread with a fake news headline
>100+ replies with people still legitimately responding to it even after it has been debunked in the first five fucking posts
Yike-
Wait
Fuck
Not him, but seconded.
got a link?
Fuck off. ______________________________________[[[[[[[____________________\_\_________nigger
>cringy
yikes
>He doesn't change his posting style and vernacular every few months
It's like you want every internet detective to instantly tear down your arguments
>post a screenshot of a The Quartering video
>500+ replies
>large active thread
>over 100 posts
>large post just a minute ago
>make my post
>refresh
>no new posts
>wait 10 minutes
>refresh
>no new posts
>thread dies
>not just a one off, happens very often
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
>argue back and forth for an hour
>have no real argument ender but tired of it anyway
>make one last post and samefag a dozen generic "HOLY FUCK", "HE'S ALREADY DEAD", etc replies via proxy before leaving the thread
>make inflamatory post
>leave thread after
shit you got me
Why do so many people fall for this shit?
The same shit happens with fake twitter screencaps
>go into a thread
>falseflag in both sides
it's pretty funny seeing people losing their shit over the new boogeyman of the month
last** not large
>Post shit opinion with obviously auto-corrected words like "ducking"
>Samefag reply to that post with my actual opinion, calling them a "dumb phone poster" in an effort to make people I disagree with look retarded
almost every single Overwatch thread
I like these threads because everyone removes their 'le witty internet guy' facade and acts honest.
There are still a fair few that are so far up their own ass that they still refuse to let up the act, such as this guy but that's about it.
Threads like this remind me that its all a joke and non of us are actually bigots or Nazis just normal people, feels wholesome
>enter MGS thread
>drag Kojima's name through the mud
>constant stream of autists defending him with essays on why he's god
>I actually like Kojima
>playing MGS3 on 3DS as I type it every time
>have a Fireden bookmark for certain games, topics, my own username because I'm a sad sack of shit, etc. that I check once a week
Help
Haha yeah right
>start losing argument
>intentionally make dumber and dumber arguments, then pretend I was trolling all along
happens to me a lot too.
It's a curse, I have it too.
Life is a circus, so why not laugh desu.
>He's still angrily replying
Holy fuck lmao did I hurt your feelings that bad?
>reply "based" and "cringe" to random posts
>mfw ive been using my phone data to ban evade for years
>user makes an argument accompanied with a pepe/wojak/anime reaction image
>Reply with "Dumb Frog/Wojak poster/ weeb"
bigots and Nazis are also normal people user, it's all just a difference in opinion
Literally me. Also
>make thread
>no posts
>archives
>make same thread
>no posts
>404
>make same thread again asking to know why mods deleted it
>404 instantly and warning for offtopic garbage
>someone else makes same thread later
>500 posts
>archives
everytime
N I G G E R
>write out a full essay
>hit send
>notice like 4 typos as it starts to post
>make bad posts to get (you)s
>blame other people for your own endless bait ruining the board
Make better posts, if no one makes bait threads people will have to reply to something. There's not even any advantage to getting (you)s, posting bait is literally intentionally shitting up the joint for no reason
>evidents
ESL retard
>write homeric epic length reply
>thread gets archived/deleted
>make elaborate oc
>thread gets archived/deleted
>the context is no longer applicable
>see namefag in a general
>reply with the same name pretending to be a different avatarfag
>screencap then delete post
>post screencap and call him a samefag
>general takes over a week to figure out what happened
Ugh can you like, Not? I can't even.
....
> bigots or Nazis
reddit is two proxis down, jabroni
Yikes
>My post asks anons to look at "pic related"
>forgot to attach an image and my post is only text
>Accidentally have typos
>They point out typos
>"You just drift in from fucking facebook faggot?"
>Thread has reached the bump limit and is on Page 9, some people still talking
>Mods 404 the thread
FOR WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE DOES THIS SERVE?!
>browsing
>see a post i dont like
>but dont care enought to properly refute it
>just reply with ‘Retard’ and never open the thread
>large post just a minute ago
SEETHING
That was about 2 years ago around when neogaf broke and I know that was probably the reason I got a pass along with my good taste
Yeah sure, we all know you're bullshitting
>non of us are actually bigots or Nazis
haha
yikes
unbased
I don't get why mods won't filter these fucking cancerous words that stifle discussion and allow retards to run amok. Remember "sm h" and "tb h"? You don't see those nigger abbreviations anymore since they got filtered.
Just change them to be weeb words like last time.
>someone says something negative about a game I like
>reply with "Shut up (insert generic name here e.g Kyle, etc)
>user is left wondering who tf Kyle is and if he's some imfamous internet retard like Michael or Eric
>Accidentally misinterpret post defending me and attack him
>He calls me a retard
>Reread his post
>...
>Double down
seething
>see someone make an awful post
>immediately search the archive for the filename to confirm he's worthless shitposter
based
You aren't fooling anyone
>hate some local autist in threads I browse
>pretend to be him by posting his usual copypasta shit
>reply to myself to that post a couple of times
>people reply to it
>delete my post and my replies, simulating me getting BTFO by a mod
>everyone laughing at the autist and he always shuts up
>search my internet alias in the archives
>its a bunch of people misspelling kino
okay, link me an on-topic thread with a game you don't like.
cope
Bluepilled seethe post made by coping discordtranny incel detected
I've hated spics since elementary school and niggers since middle school and women since I was born
fuck off
SEETHING
Filtering always works
People will assure you that it won't work, and yet you can see a massive decrease of the words after like a week or so
desu
desu
>sm h
>tb h
user, they removed that filter, you can post those words now
smó ›¡h
tbó ›¡h
congrats, you got it.
kek
this desu senpai
>Go to Yea Forums
>See all the garbage posted
>Unable to differentiate who is egotistical/arrogant/ignorant or just outright retarded
>Remember 06 being way better
>Lock computer and lie in bed
>Suddenly realize in 2006 people were just as stupid (just like me) but enjoyed it and were much more creative than now
>I changed more than Yea Forums changed and, in the process, grew as a person while Yea Forums didn't grow at all
>Tell myself not to fucking come here anymore because of it
>But lo and behold what do I always do the next fucking day?
It's like being a quantum physicist trying to discuss quantum entanglement to a bunch of fucking first graders.
For fucks sake what keeps me from leaving this garbage dump?
>someone gives a positive opinion of a game I don't like
>I accuse him of being a pid shill
>say something controversial
>look at the amount of (you)s
>never read replies
sup kinp
>Get mad people fell for my obvious bait
I hurt myself.
how?
Thanks for telling me what abbreviations to avoid using, it'll help me blend into the crowd more :)
You are actually a pretentious faggot and no better then the people you think you hate. You belong here.
This thread, I don't necessarily dislike DMC but it'd be a good thread to demonstrate what you claim you can do
I do this way too often
>see a tripfag (doesn't even matter if he's a faggot or not)
>go to fireden and pull up a list of posts made by his tripcode
>post it on the thread
>tripfag stops posting out of embarrassment
Fun Fact: This is why tripfagging is no longer prominent
Fun Fact #2: GladiumTonitura had to change his trip 5 times because people kept finding his garbage
not quite
epic story bro
I genuinely wish I could kill people through the internet
every post I make I inevitably end up fucking infuriated by the existence of some subhuman retard
>someone posts a negative opinion of game I like
>accuse him of being a paid shill of another company
Those are harmless. They're merely just added upon sentences and don't effect them.
Shit like "cope" and "seething" needs to fucking go.
rope
>start video game thread normally
>get 2 replies and it 404s
>start same video game thread while insulting a fanbase or just insulting the game I'm trying to talk about
>400+ posts
Is this place 4real?
I do this too
>Tfw black
>Don't hate white people or any specific race for that matter because i realize that retards are individuals.
Feel better.
>cozy thread about a niche game
>page 8
>go to make a post
>this thread is now archived
BUT I WANT OUT GOD DAMMIT!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
cope
And this is why you'll forever stay a virgin, incel. ;^)
...
>absolutely adore game
>spent hours shitposting it on Yea Forums and calling it complete trash
stay mad
Oops, looks like I misinterpreted the post.
Allow me to take my leave.
>It's like being a quantum physicist trying to discuss quantum entanglement to a bunch of fucking first graders
You're probably just not anywhere near as intelligent as you think you are.
>cozy thread about a niche game
>posters are nice, wholesome people
>but you can tell they cant handle confrontation
>make a post insulting all of them viciously
>they either can't, or won't reply
>thread archived
D E V I L
Frequent a /vg/ of a game you like to get your Yea Forums fix
It'll still be a hellhole that makes you want to kill yourself but at least it's always the same kind of retarded
>someone posts with a trip
>don't even read their post
>respond with "Filtered"
cope
>Dammit
Literally brain damaged dude.
Luv u
You better not be tricking me
baka desu
yikeskusu
screech
>someone gives a negative opinion of a game i like
>i accuse him of being the resident boogeyman with a random generic name
>someone posts a picture of Rebecca Chambers
>don't read their post
>reply with "filtered"
baka
desu
Haaah
>Find memes funny when they're dead
>Go out of my way to post shit that will rub people the wrong way
I strangled myself recently because of a post because it made me so mad. It was really autistic and I'm making a mental note not to do something that retarded again except for making this post.
>cum on my bedsheets because I'm too lazy to grab a dirty tee shirt
só €€oyboy alert
Fucking hell you are pathetic, never post on my board again.
This is the beauty of an anonymous image board. You can do this without having to deal with the consequences.
undebased
reach
No
It's my board
MY FUCKING BOARD
>make a post with an error
>delete it
>anons with extension call me out on it
>close thread and go to bed immediately
Barry
>Make low effort bait post
>Other user makes low effort response
>We both know that we're both deliberately making low-effort posts because we crave attention and (You)s
>Continue pointless back-and-forth argument about subject neither one really cares about until the thread invariably 404s
...
Ya'll buggin, this is everybody's board!
whats wrong barry, mad at dmc ? :)
you have a real high opinion of yourself for a retard
breddy gud game
This is a nice thread.
...
>Post Bo Bandy
>Everyone tells him to fuck off
longpost
>Get checkmate'd in an argument
>Die on every possible hill until the guy finally quits in a huff
>Claim victory due to timeout
Wow, this place really is shit for actual discussions
...
Recommend me another site, go on.
>Someone posts an opinion which I disagree, shitting on something that I hold dear.
>Get a huge urge to argue and fight but not angrily and more like excitement or motivation
Is this some sort of fighting spirit thing?
Not him, but I agree, everyone here is based and phonepilled
i must learn your ways senpai
Then you would ruin that one too
If youre here for discussion you're a newfag. For people who regularly come here, Yea Forums is that punching bag - or wife - that you use to let out your anger on after a long day. Although it's usually with arguments and not fists.
Long like your gut, fuck off bobandy
...
Argue not to convince him
But to convince everyone else he's a massive fucking retard.
gladiums a fucking retard.
>that you use to let out your anger on after a long day.
yeah
No one, there was a thread yesterday with some idiot saying men are ugly socially awkward virgins because woman won't put out for them and because of that that hamplanets that play MMO's are also responsible and he insisted I "debate" him and kept using these high brow words that stuck out from his prose which just made him reek of a pseudo-intellectual incel all because men who play MMO are desperate thirsty idiots with no self-control.
SEETHING INCELS
FUCK OFF RANDY
>with strategic timing and loose mind-reading, you post this image just before the user you're arguing with makes another post
>everyone tells him to fuck off
heh
To be honest you sound like a bit of an angry incel yourself there.
>Browse a cool thread all the way to the bottom
>About to make a post
>By the time I try to post it the thread's already been archived
Are you defending society?
>make an argument
>reply to my argument with a poorer argument to make dissenters of my argument look like retards
incels are an easy target tho
I gotta hand it to you user, when I posted this I didn't think you'd do it.
But you did, you're a mad man, and a based one at that.
Thank God for anonymity. This is why I don't use social media, even with a pseudonym. People being able to trace all the stupidity I say and mistakes I make back to me? No thanks!
>type snappy response within seconds
>spend minutes digging through my reaction pic folder for the appropriate face
I just filter them on sight and hope every other user knows to do that on impulse, but I know there are newfag out there who'll still reply and try to fuck with them, only furthering the tripfags ego. Although, one time I did get rid of an annoying tripfag who was shitting up threads with off topic bait on here only because I realized the trip he was using was one I'd used in the past the trip was literally faggot
>get super excited to play GAME
>get anxiety immediately it won't be as good as you remember so never pick it back up
>cycle continues
Is that fucking eggman
Well to be fair, insults are something Yea Forums knows something about.
>4chanX notifies me when I get a (You)
>immediately write a response
>wait a few minutes because I don't want to look obsessed
I think that just makes you self-aware. Redditors don't seem to fucking care how retarded they sound, and are content with just spouting off whatever stupid shit that they're thinking of. They're okay with everyone seeing what they wrote because they believe that what they're saying is 100% correct.
That kind of mindset is dangerous because you aren't ever second guessing what you're thinking. Sometimes what you are thinking and saying really is retarded, and it probably shouldn't be seen by the world. It's better off just disappearing. Much of what people have to say is better off left in the dustbin of history. The fact that we can catalog every single idiotic thing a person posts is quite frankly frightening to me. Stupid people shouldn't be given this much of a voice. Nowadays it can be broadcast for everyone to witness, and sometimes even repeat.
>mfw barely name the reaction images I save and don't organize them in different folder so I have to do extensive scrolling
>mfw too lazy to find reaction image when saying ">mfw"
Not him , but you've got me, too!
it's a tinder experiment
>have access to technology that allows you to be anonymous
>can have genuine conversations with other human beings
>throw it all out to dwell on interpersonal anxiety and shitposting, lies and hidden samefagging to be ebin
This thread is the epitome of human condition.
>user makes a post disagreeing with your opinion
>Brief, intense fantasy involving finding out where they live, breaking into their home, and torturing them until they apologize for having the audacity to disagree with ME and are the scum of the Ear-
>Oh wait, they actually had a good point in their post
>Calmly thank them and move on
>filtering
Damn look at this lil' pussy
>user makes a post I disagree with
>counter his argument whilst acknowledging his viewpoint and being careful not to be inflammatory
>he responds with pure vitriol immediately escalating the argument to 11
>try to argue back but suck at bantz so lose despite having a strong argument
>make a thread about a game
>suddenly derailed because apparently it can't be discussed here
name them
>people are accusing him of trying to prune the thread
lmao good game but the fans are absolutely autistic
That's just you projecting user
>wait a few minutes because I don't want to look obsessed
This, but with messaging some girl instead.
Anyone notice how unbelievably easy it is nowadays to bait people on Yea Forums and Yea Forums as a whole? Earlier I made a post that was basically "wow...ugh...this is sexist" and got 5 replies almost immediately taking me seriously.
Fuck you if you had a trip I'd have filtered you too fag
Same
What does this mean
How is this fucking picture possible,
I mean, yeah. Yea Forums has been easy to bait for years. I've been here long enough to notice how utterly retarded everyone has become. Like the collective IQ has dropped a couple of points.
Yeah it doesn't make any sense if you think about it. You'd think that people would be more honest if they're anonymous but it's actually the opposite
>Almost get mad at something I see on the internet
>Quickly realize the internet isn't serious business and move on
Feels good man
Don't anonymous sites allow for that sort of information to be more easily forgotten?
don't know if retarded or shitposting type of posts get lots of you's so you should be proud OP
Yikes...
>made this ren gif
>constantly check the archives to see how many more posts have been made using it
>reaction image I made being popular is the only thing of worth I have in my life now
Yes
Also anything with "incel" in it. In fact anything remotely about feminism or diversity or that is about women tends to bait a shitton of retards
Any Pokémon game, but especially Gale of Darkness
>Falsely accused of samefagging
Gales of Darkness of what now?
many men are pathetic
>use phone data to bump your own thread
>make the post a shitty parody of the opposing side to strengthen your own argument
>Pop off on someone in a thread.
>Realize I misread their post.
>Feel like a prick.
>Enjoying game
>People keep nitpicking it
>"But it's a decent game"
>"Hurr this wall texture in one spot of the game"
>They're ultimately right but absolutely no one gives half a shit
>Just hit the nuclear button and post the sales, let them know the game sold like crazy and their delusions are nothing more than delusions
>"What does sales have to do with anything"
Boggles my mind there are retards out there that don't realize how fucking good a game is, if it doesn't sell it's not getting another entry, and if it sells a lot, it is, gaming is a business, not a therapy session for nitpicking autists
Subnautica, all it leads to is a bunch of LOL LA CREATURA LOL SO FAHNNY replies and some posts complaining about the lack of guns before it 404s
Yes. Anonymous sites allow for that information to disappear. Sure, there are archives, but most of the shit that gets spewed here will eventually stop being cataloged. Sites like Fireden can't catalog it all.
>used to be pretending to be /pol/ was the quickest way to get (You)s
>now it's pretending to be a tranny or some resetera faggot
Posting a picture of Trump with "fucking based" beside it just doesn't quite pull the numbers it used to. Still not half bad though.
>user is having an autismal meltdown argument with people
>reply to him with some ancillary points in a calm fashion
>he lumps me together with the other retards
come on bud play nice
>made a subtle bait image and just spammed it around
>anons suddenly starts using it unironically and missing something crucial
>even went forward to make varients of it while the hidden text is still there
Seriously, why isn't subtle shitposting picked up? Mods cant even fucking find them to ban your ass for
>neurons finally expand and I formulate a developed opinion with no shitposting
>type it up, proud-
>404
People are perpetually frothing at their mouths looking for something to get assmad about
I blame 16 year olds and/or mental midgets
>Get accused of samefagging
>Type up reply
>Update thread until I see the other guy reply
>Post mine within like 15 seconds
I don't give a fuck how autistic it is, I do it anyway
Pro tip: /tg/ is by far the easiest board to bait, it is unironically filled with tumblr and forum diaspora that don't visit the rest of Yea Forums and any thread even vaguely ''"redpilled''' will hit bump limit with people typing up thousand words posts getting angry at you
That's because subnautica sucks and was made by hacks. Literally wasted potential: the game
>argue with someone for hours and hours
>realize that it's all pointless and what we were essentially doing was debating over fucking video games. Toys.
Fuck you the first half is great
Wow...uh... this is damage controlling right? Bold of libtards to backpedal to "merely pretending" when their shitty opinions are BTFO
Having an argument with an user
>thread 404s before you can reply, giving him the final say on the matter
kek
Well, I'm not really interested in baiting people to be honest. I don't derive pleasure from it.
>calculate 1 minute exactly when some user's post was made
>make mine instantly at the mark of 1 minute
>call him a samefag
People here always want to believe
remember when andromeda ruined the board for many years by making a few low effort posts pretending to get paid by ea for astroturfing
>tfw made the "minutes since Yea Forums last cried over BotW: 0000" meme
there was even an archived bump limit thread that had a gif OP with titties that pop up if you wait a while. the state of this board's moderation
It hurts, even when you just identified so many flaws in their argument after taking some time to think, garbage or not.
If you didn't then someone else would have so stop milking it.
whats the hidden text
>someone makes an obvious falseflag post
>everyone falls for it
Why?
You shouldn't worry so much about the last word as much as you should worry about making your point cogently. Were you correct? Did you provide the most evidence? Did you make an argument that was logical?
If you've been proving your points consistently throughout the thread, then don't worry. I realize how hypocritical that sounds, because I too like having the last word, and it's hard to resist the urge to want it. But what we have to remember is that it isn't all that important. What matters most is you making the best argument. People can reply, and still be wrong. They can reply with stupid shit and you would basically be the winner by default.
I only like baiting if its with NSFW content that I make because the reactions people give are way too good and give me a good laugh
Hmmmm
tilt your monitor/screen
it literally says there
>this is bait you dumb niggers
are you blind?
Hmm... I wonder what's the difference between the first half and the second half is...
>make a minor typo on a post
>delete it and post again hoping no one noticed
>someone calls you out for it
>Tactical Shitposting Action
>the thread
>the very thing that anons were saying happens to them happens in the thread where they were talking about it
it's either cathartic as hell or someone doing it intentionally
I do it very very rarely. Only when I'm in a silly mood and just want to have a little fun. It would have to be a thread I don't care about though.
sh-shut up
Thank you for your service.
>implying I'll let that typo go
>arguing like always
>someone takes over
>user still thinks it's me
It's a weird feel
Caves mostly
>I was one of the few that got SCP threads moved to /vg/
get fucked niggers
>make "vidya is a waste of time" bait thread every month
>gets 300+ replies every time
>cuck
>autism
>söy
>incel
ive done this more times than i like to admit
you know
this game
nothing happened because of you
Yikes, that's a cringe and bluepilled from me, libtard! Why can't the left meme?
NOW THIS IS A POTENT COPING
any Halo that isn't 3 because of faggots that pretend it's the best one
>make a webm of an anime scene
>see someone else use it the next day
>this thread
this but with the roger ebert quote
>someone makes a post about hating something
>reply to them defending thing while subtly implying I'm actually the thing
My favorite kind of shitposting
well it is a waste of time
Is there a way to get Yea Forums x to work again on firefox, or do i have to just stop using this shitty browser?
>something you said became a meme even if it was for a short time
What was it, user?
>make post referring to a video
>forget to paste the URL in the post
>close thread
>anonymous
>still get anxiety before posting
>feel like that isnt that old
>realize its longer than a decade
fuck
>Respond to an obvious troll in order to stir up even more of a conflict
>type long reply
>fail captchas over and over because fuck you there's a hidden traffic cone somewhere
>close tab, don't post what I spent that time on
fuck captchas and fuck niggers
I make sure to contribute with a "la creatura" every single time.
You didn't say shit faggot
Yeah, I get that anxiety too. It's like, people can still see what I'm posting. They know a person is posting this shit and they're calling that person retarded or something. It's anonymous, but we can't completely remove the human element from it.
>"Adults" born after y2k
I want to die
>Get just a bit too emotional/passionate in content of a post
>Everyone ignores what was written and just types SEETHING because it doesn't matter what you think if you make the classic blunder of showing that you're more emotionally-invested in a stupid topic than others
>Forced to try to make opinionated posts seem as offhand and unimportant as possible so you can brush off people who try to imply that you're SEETHING
>Your posts no longer accurately describe your feelings on the topic so it ends up being not worth posting
There's no winning here.
You're getting an error when you try to use the catalog?
me with dmc, hollow knight threads
I don't see it
Best feeling.
>spam DUDE LMAO at the slightest mention of weed
>am a huge stoner
There's an easy way around this on 4chanX. If I make a mistake I just hide my post and any replies to it recursively, and hide the stubs too. So if anyone replies to my post I will never see it.
Side note, if I ever say I'm not going to read any replies and someone replies with some smug shit like "I know you will", I just want you to know that no, I won't. I don't read your replies. Stay mad.
COPE
"SEETHING"
"Yeah I'm fucking mad, and you're wrong, faggot"
Just give into it user, admitting you're mad works wonders, especially if that "U mad" was supposed to be their knock out punch, they'll just capitulate or repeat themselves, handing you the argument
>try to write some story about an obscure thread experience
>can't think of one
>try to think of a more obscure experience
>can't think of a more interesting or relatable story
>give up
>write a greentext about this exact experience
>pray for (You)s
hol up
>tfw this is what I did pretending to be XV-kun/Barry
>shitpost as him like an autist all day
>now even posting a few WEBMs he used to warrants an instaban
you should check /trash/. there's a ren avatarfag that uses it non-stop
Start your own reply chain with your own arguments, you bottom feeder.
>hop into random thread
>see two fags arguing
>randomly pick a side and start arguing very poorly so that guy looks retarded by association
>tfw you were one of the fags who posted that study about people using inner speech which eventually gave birth to the NPC meme
Ha, that's funny.
No wonder he's so fucking paranoid.
>tell anons to check my 5
>post number ends in 5
This.
No one knows who you are or what you say. You can express multiple completely differing opinions in the same thread and no one would be the wiser. Unless you're on a board with IDs.
Who is Barry and why are they an autist?
>Halfway through typing a post
>Thread dies or is deleted
I know you will, cope.
good one
>tfw Yea Forums is banned in both my ISP & phone network
>just post a capital D
>anons successfully combo
mods do and they are cocksuckers for that
die
>this happens to me
>I start pretending to be the other guy so that it still looks like two different people
A man who has been mentally and emotionally destroyed by Final Fantasy XV. He will defend it to the death and falseflag to shit on other games in an attempt to make XV look better.
How are you posting then?
a shitposter obsessed with FFXV hence the nickname XVkun. constantly riles up shit between fanbases w shitpost bait threads and spams bait in threads related. has been doing it since like 2013 to current year
>hate a tripfag
>post picture of someone claiming its them
>theyre too insecure to post a pic of themselves so everyone believes it
>Type out the meanest shit
>Put "Reply to me bitch" at the end
>Now either they have to let my post fly or reply to me and concede to my demand
>write a long post
>reread for any grammar mistakes
>done correcting
>hit post
>thread is archived
or
>write a very long post
>don't post anyway because don't wanna get called autistic or tl;dr for its size
Im a brainlet what's the hint?
this happened to me on accident
>Make post about thing that others already posted about several times in the thread already
>Get more (You)s than them
I've already tested out some of the tactics I've learned from this thread and it has yielded some impressive results so far
you motherfucker
Everytime
Speaking of RE autists, just post either Jordan McEwen or Ada's face model and point out the other model is ugly/their character sucks, and watch the (you)s roll in.
based cric
>2013 to current year
are you for real
Fuck, I remember this one user with a phd in Psychology went off like an autist - with good points mind you - about how there's this 'economy for anger' that's shitting up Yea Forums. I'd find the archive and say what he said in detail but the thread is gonna die.
Yeah, he also posts on Reddit/Resetera/Twitter religiously to defend 'his' game.
i was once so unironically pissed off at a tripfag that i copied their name, used some random trip (so at first glance it would look like them) and just spammed porn and pictures of dog shit everywhere for a few days. changed IP and doubled down if i got banned. get fucked jannies
Yea Forums recently got banned entirely, but due to domain name change into 4channel I can access NSFW boards. 4channel is also banned on my mobile network.
Fuck living in this 3rd world shit of a country.
>call someone a newfag to discredit them
>they post something that almost without a doubt proves they aren't a newfag
>keep calling them it until they get mad and stop replying to me
based
change your dns you fucking retard
god bless america!
Yeah this is really effective if you intend to repost a thread over and over. I already randomize my filenames but the modified image is the secret sauce.
I tried everything, doesn't work.
Gimme the lore on this "michael" daddy.
I'm cooler than everyone above this post but less cool than people below it.
Deal with it nerds.
some faggotass either spammed or requested cp and got one of my ips banned too.
>someone pisses me off in a thread
>immediately start daydreaming about being able to harm them through the internet or read their mind so I can post their info to scare them so that I can cope with the anger
>go so far as to RP in the thread like I'm actually doing it
who /autism/ here
you know what i was gonna try help you, but you seem like a retard, so i wont
>someone posts anime image
>tell him to go to >other weebs defend him by replying to me
heartwarming
Anyone else literally never start a thread? I have been using Yea Forums for over 10 years and have never created a single thread.
If I'm no longer present when they post then they haven't really replied to me
>make thread
>0 replies
This thread is moving at mach 2 and is still only at page 7.
It seems you didn't think this post through, nerd.
I don't think I've started one since 2012 or 2013.
yeah thats pretty autistic. try let go of the anger user
I post my black hand and close the thread knowing racists will reply
...
making threads is for gay people
> a n-wah with good taste in vidya
woah
I've been here since 2005 and I have made probably 11 threads total across all 9 boards that I've browsed.
Nice collection, who'd you steal it from?
I think they banned Yea Forums entirely. I used to be able to enter via OpenDNS but now none of the DNS servers I try work. Is it possible for them to ban Yea Forums's IP address rather than banning it as a domain name? nigger
I've noticed this as well, I've seen obvious bait posters get dozens of replies just by typing like SJWs.
>Thread was about to die
>Post something that buys time
>More people start to post
>Thread is able to hit bump limit
You are welcome, OP
>see a cool looking thread
>+500 posts and page 9 already
why does this keep happening to me
gentleniggers, it was a good thread
I'm gonna get the last post in this thread. JUST WATCH.
>he doesn't have multiple 500 threads to his name
That's the only reason he's still here. Learning to ignore the shit going on is a necessity to thrive on Yea Forums.
Lmao jokes on you retard
Not even page 10 yet, you nig.
I bet you were even dumb enough to put sage in the Options field after 500 posts.
>not autistically arguing until the thread dies or one of you gives up
Faggot.
Sometimes I post random webms to get replies.
I have yet to play my hand, my friend
>he can't get more than 100 (you)s in a single post
Actually true. But pick your battles. If you begin one you should aim to fight it to the death.
There's still time, I was just instigating everyone to make it a bit more challenging. Of course, only a dumbass like you wouldn't have realized that.