Defend this shit right now
Defend this shit right now
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jump over it
why? I don't play weeb games.
Just jump?
JUMP, YOU FUCKING FUCKTARDED FUCK!
>being this bad at smash
Her fishing pole can literally go through the food, are you fucking for real right now?
Press the [NOT BOUND] button
>tfw you will never bully Isabelle with your meat
I'm not even good at smash, but even I would jump or up smash over it.
anyone who can't jump deserves to be dicked on that hard
Use Wolf's blaster
jump over it
>even smash has infinite combos
This is why street fighter will always be top dog
>use chef
>opponent’s mind shuts off in an instant
>they immediately start running into it repeatedly
>suddenly remember that rolling is a thing after few seconds
>proceed to roll right into the pan’s hitbox
Why does this keep happening
Retard here. How balanced is Smash Ultimate compared to the other games? How easy is it to make combos? Can you show examples of good combos with characters that weren't so good before?
imagine being THIS shit at a children's fighting game
It's the Wolf and Pichu show featuring Fire Emblem.
how is this game so fucking popular?
It doesn't though, the Isabelle player is just mind-numbingly retarded.
This is far from an infinite. The person playi g was just being a fucking retard and didn't use theur fishing rod to huck them off the sude of the stage, or just fucking up b over it.
You are literally looking at the reason in op, You can be creative in the various ways you can disrespect people.
He's joking.
>mfw shitters who are coasting on wolf for gsp forget his projectile gets beat out by almost anything
No, it's the Wario and Peach show, featuring Fire Emblem.
>Isabelle
>some tryhard uses wolf against me thinking they will win
>give them the biggest dicking in their life with a character I never even play as
>It was a goddamn mii swordfighter of pic related
This is Morrowind combat webm levels of disingenuous.
Nintendies is a hell of a drug
PK Fire and ROBs side B have been fucking me up the most. I just don't know what to do with Wario. Even if I get around PK Fire Ness' aerials stuff the shit out of everything I do. Same with ROB and when I try to time the shielding he somehow recovers before I can act out of shield. Any Ness, Wario or ROB players got advice for me to git gud
lmao just parry bro
Someone post the Ganon one
I don't play those characters, but i did play a lot against Ness as a rushdown char. For me it came down to dashing in and out to bait something. His attacks don't have much range so if he wiffs something you can quickly strike back. PF fire is easy, if you jump in as he fires it, it's a free hit.
Really? I usually try to do a quick fair or nair after dodging a PK Fire but Ness nearly always catches me with his fair first
>user name has dank in it
>plays like a retard
Wolf's? No it doesn't, it's got transcendent priority and goes through just about everything.
Yeah it's not a reaction, you just expect it and jump in preemptively. Just be careful not to be in range for a fair to the face when he's waiting for you. That's how i do it anyway, maybe someone else would have better advice.
just crouch under it then
dumbass
>he doesnt exclusively main super heavies
Appreciate it nonetheless. My Wario is fucking ass but I'm determined
I just thought that user had discovered that pac-man's fruits all beat it because of some weird interaction or something, chill.
Less balanced than brawl but more balanced than melee.
But give it some time for more balance patches to come
was a girl playing the dog or something
i mean that was terrible
I just thought the SF part was a joke. It had to be since fucking Gill exists.
A friend of mine said he would FUCK Isabelle is the PUSSY.
Weird, right ?
What a weirdo.
You don't think that's normal, right, guys ?
Hahah
SCREW
THE
POOCH
No joke, half the reason my G&W got into elite is because people didn't know how to counter this at the ledge. It's especially funny when they try to roll into it and get hit by the pan which does a fuck ton of damage.
Yeah that's why Smash is a shit baby party game. Leave fighting tournaments to the real games.
>less balanced than brawl
Which Ultimate character single-handedly invalidates most of the roster?
>Less balanced than a game that had a character that could chain grab almost the entire cast to death who wasn't even top 5 best characters in the game
DEFEND
THIS
NOW
how the fuck do you play around G&W's parachute in neutral?
>metaknight op
confirmed bad
melee's got that too
>mashing Warlock Kick
that dude sucks lmao
>not using pocket
>not trying to jump to the other side/go for a dair
>not going under the stage with her ridiculous recovery
The strategy doesn't need to be defended, the braindead gameplay from the dog does
I could beat the shit out of you right now with G&W
>lying
post your placements
the most balanced smash game. not PERFECTLY balanced, but still the most balanced
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT YOU ARE SO BAD AT THIS GAME
HOLY FUCK
GAME AND WATCH IS DOGSHIT AND YOU LOST TO HIS NEUTRAL B
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I love how bad Yea Forums is at Smash.
>there are people posting that legitimately couldn't get into Elite if they tried to
the saddest thing is seeing people brag about getting 2 high tier characters to the very cusp of elite and nobody else
Jesus, how are you that bad? Just shield
I was in elite while I still had online.
Probably have been booted out since then though.
Wolf isn't bullshit OP, he's just FotM right now like Chrom and K. Rool were. He definitely has flaws that are noticeable and people can't just pick him up an instantly get into Elite like everyones saying, he actually has a learning curve
Pichu and Ike can get fucked though
I'm bad but don't have any illusions about my skill which I think is where other people here differ. If I'm stuck at 500k GSP it's because it's where I rank not because the game is conspiring against me. Just gotta break these bad habits I've got, this is the first Smash game I've played not just with my mates.
One day I'll be a good Wario...
Wolf is super easy to learn but at least his matchup is easy to learn too, with bullshit like the lightning rats you need to have meticulous spacing and timing against them while they can just press buttons at random
Isabelle player is literally the average Yea Forumstard right down to the username
just roll
Why the fuck doesn't he just jump
The saddest thing is those same people see Elite as the goal, when it's the beginning of the skill threshold of "good" since online enables faggotry
dude, it's got all of the most famous characters in the world, why wouldn't it be
He's easy for people to pick up if they're good at the game, all 3 spacies are pretty easy in competent hands
He can't really edgeguard, has no reliable kill confirms outside of spamming bair and camping the ledge, his gun loses a lot of effectiveness if you start spamming it because its really easy to see coming.
heh, unlike us reddit pros... heh.
>He can't really edgeguard
he cant go out too deep but his big ass fair and stupidly good dair spike give him solid power out there
>has no reliable kill confirms
good thing all his smash attacks are xbox heug and free as fuck even on shield
What is your gsp?
>has no reliable kill confirms
Doesn't matter too much when his neutral game is retardedly good.
10 million, bitch
>he isnt even at 12 mil yet
His neutral game is only really super good against people without disjoints that he can afford to bully. Once he goes up against swordies with their superior disjoints or a hard to hit character like Inkling or the rats he's almost always in a state of disadvantage.
t. Wolf main
This made me chuckle.
good job here is your (you)
>metaknight op
>confirmed bad
Are you seriously doubting metaknight's domination in Brawl?
nice
>Morrowind combat webm levels of disingenuous.
no it's not, this one actually is disingenuous
How do you guys get matches against these kinds of people? Whenever I play online my opponent is an actual mind-reading god who never misses an input.
I would assume that you are just really bad and the people you describe just arent as retarded as you that they wiff inputs in fucking smash bros
Bad people are no fun to play against.
Brawl is unironically less balanced than Melee. Some of the shit in that game is riduculously jank. Melee just seems worse because so much more people autistically screech over waveshining.
Why did they take away G&W's god tier forward air for some gimmicky bomb?
Because they thought that having 3 characters that instantly win against super heavies wasnt enough
I think it's worse there are people who brag about online ranking instead of attending locals.
checked
>tfw you get someone that actually has a brain, they adapt, they mixup their approach, they actively try to bait by you, they anticipate your edgeguards and change the timing of their recoveries.
Are people seriously going to complain about dumb shit that is rarely a problem
Game and Watch is absolutely garbage tier
people complained about fucking Dedede enough to get him nerfed AGAIN so yeah
Defend this FUCKING GARBAGE SHITTY BROKEN MECHANIC
Gyro
Go back to bed
I'm at 4mil and I have G&W problem...
This is the kind of player who gets mad about Fire Emblem.
>ultimate recoveries
>Over 6 minutes
>Items on
You deserve it
She's right.
Some things never change.
t. Sub 3 million GSP
Nah, Wario fucked Ike and Lucina during those finals, stay mad tranny
>"""she""" cant combo
Trannies on suicide watch.
as a DeDeDe main it pains me seeing A fellow De getting bootyblasted for using one of the worst moves in the game
stop it
get some help
But he's not at the top of the meta and therefore needs to be completely nerfed so that I can continue to mindlessly play the best fighter and only think about how to play against a few opponents. You don't want people to actually play all the fighters, do you? That wouldn't be fun for me :(
What the fuck do you mean
youtu.be
What's that in release terms? I haven't kept up with GSP inflation.
>Less balanced than brawl
this is the dumbest and most objectively incorrect thing I've read all day
Easily the most balanced Smash game, but I'm sure we'll get more p2w tier DLC characters again to fuck it all up
Extremely early.
remember how noticably fucked up Smash 4 was this early with Diddy and ZSS dominating the game?
you've never played Brawl against competent opponents if you think MK wasn't the most broken piece of shit upon release
I always get a kick out of you cretins trying to actually discuss the gameplay of Smash. I'd fuck any single one of you up while maining the random button. Guarantee it.
host
Damn, user, you so tough. I bet you could fuck my ass real good~
is this the new casual meta?
not that user but let's see if he joins
3T0w0 7
That's a good thing though combos are fucking stupid
>Chazo
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF /vg/ TRANNIES
>0w0
im not falling for this
>SDs twice
user..
I stand by my statement
>that 9 kill
I deserved that
>Be ness
>just jump and pk fire that should stun him
>walk up use A forward baseball bat
>pk flash
>rage fsmash kills me center stage at 60
holy shit
duck hunt really cant kill
>Switch to yoshi
>Wreck everyone's shit
How come no one's complaining about this guy? He's strong as fuck.
I genuinely dont understand how people have fun with ganon
lets not talk about that first stock
He kills way early.
>the average sonic main
I have awful luck with him, one-on-one or just casual smash. Every time I try him out, it's a team of tiny speedy assholes bouncing me around like a goddamn pinball, or a god input-reading my every move.
Checked.
GG guy who joined my arena, it was fun.
Translation: "I'm a bad wolf main and can't do shit against anything I can't spam Aerials on for free"
GGs user
Tons of fun
the only characters i have more than 10 uses with are game and watch, and duck hunt
Webm for your troubles
That was my favorite match, thanks for making a webm of it.
reminds me that I ended one of my last quickplay matches with a suicide dunk and 3 stocked him
why is it so strong? I think the hitbox is too big
just jump and nair in place, most players dont actually have an answer for it unless they have disjoints
What I dont get is why more people dont complain about ness's yoyo more, shits busted
>t. ness player
The real answer is:
>sideb to dtilt until they're in the triple digits
>at this point you can kill them with almost any of your attacks
>fsmash kills midweights around 60% on the ledge
>don't forget your dair is a spike
>warlock punch has super armor and is good if you see a smash attack incoming
>if you start losing turn off your switch
because nobody on Yea Forums plays at a high enough level to face Ness mains that actually realize how broken their character is, even if it didnt have auto pilot ledge trapping powers it would still be super good
Wait, can you cancel taunts in Ultimate?
Make arena. I'll join it.
Plenty of characters can snap below it, power through with armor or hit Ness with a disjoint.
I won't defend stinky day, i just want those threads moved to /vg/
How low do you have to get your GSP to fight people like this?
Also how do I get player names in my replays
Sub 300k
the first webm was day 2 of smash
and the second was in elite smash like the 2nd week
people just dont encounter game and watch to know how to jump after getting hit by one sausage it seems.
I use a capture card and record matches directly, not replays. so i couldnt remove the names if i wanted
the fuck is this retard image
>"elite" smash
>week 2 when winning like 3 games got you to elite gsp
Well, did you try jumping?
>Luigi's Mansion, Orbit and Norfair as counter picks
I mean I'm pretty liberal when it comes to maps and think Rainbow and Halberd are viable but God damn
Actually it was 4 wins that it took
The list was from before the game was out and purely on first impression
Brawl is objectively one of the worst balanced fighting games of all time, and that includes trash like Naruto games
Based retard
This game is fucking broken. Holy shit.
How can it be poorly balanced when it only has one character?
Please, God, let Low Tier God have to fight a Game and Watch like these webMs.
I want to hear him scream about the pan.
Congratulations, you found out why pro players (and everyone else as of 4) turns items off.
Pretty sure the game is broke and you can do that to literally anyone.
>tfw actual shit with fox
>watch gsp go down the drain when i try playing as him
>everyone i fight doesn't rematch
>learn jack shit about fox from the experience
Now I remember why I stopped playing quickplay.
But Norfair was in Brawl
Where it was a counter pick due to desperation.
What range you playing in? Most players I fight in the 300,000 gsp range pretty much do nothing but rematch for hours.
of all the stages in the series they could bring back
why FUCKING pac-land
Sub 300,000 I think, which is weird since most of my mains are above 3,000,000.
>Dank Tree
deserved to lose
If you are much better with other characters than why are you so hellbent on learning fox? What makes you want to play him?
The tourneyfag in me tells me to git gud as him.
Fox isn't even a tourneyfag pick outside of melee
Jump or dodge roll through them. Isabelle player is fucking retarded and deserved everything that came to them.
Why not try Arenas instead and joining some fox community if you are serious about getting better with him then? At low gsp you're only gonna either find people who will milk gsp from you than quit once you show a sign of even remotely learning the matchup or just shitters who will always rematch you but you won't really improve too much from them.
Except he is in Ult with like the 3rd highest placings behind Olimar and Wolf
The problem is once I do git gud how am I gonna get out of gsp hell?
Just don't lose and suck in the free wins, if you got good you will manage it
Milk the people who do rematch until they show signs of learning the matchup than bail. Your biggest problem will be someone who's doing a gimmick ruleset.
Looks like a journalist playing lol
>person with "dank" in their name is shit
Every time.
desu that still seems to be the case with elite
That doesn't exist. If you win, you climb. This is not a team game where you can blame shitty teammates. If you actually belong in Elite anyone
ROB main reporting
most of ROB's aerials have a lot of lag, try to bait them out and then use Wario's excellent air speed to space around them and then punish the whiffs
ROB's grab range is also godawful, so don't feel the need to drop shield unless he's right next to you
>stands still above him
What is it about g&w that tilts people so hard
>you can be creative in various ways by spamming the same move
this is creative? not even saying the spam is cheap but really? what difference does this make then spamming fireballs in street fighter, how is it more "creative"?
>ywn ram your face into his crotch and sniff his musky wolf balls
i can't take it bros
based as fuck
Even though he figures out how to beat the spam once he just keeps diving into it
????