RDR2

Why is she so perfect bros!?

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lips I guess

>got pumped and dumped by LITERALLY every man in camp before setting down with John
>perfect

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DUDE I ALSO HATE FREAKING SLUTS
WHY WONT THEY FUCK ME THO

>literal whore

Not nearly perfect

Mary Beth>Abigail>Sadie with her hair down>Sadie>Grimmshaw>Karen>Molly

Tilly too pure.

Abigail cant read. Why is she holding a book?

Where'd that come from? She's a slut so she's imperfect, that's all there is to it.

Shes a huge cunt with her heart In the right place. But Mary Beth is better anyways

When does she wear her hair down like this?

>Repentant harlot
>Her syphilitic birth canal has inflicted her only son with autism, born in stark witness to God's wrath towards thots
>Wants only a good life for her son and her babydaddy
>Annoying due to the fact her future husband is more retarded than her aspie child.

Rockstar had to make her homely and beautiful or else the character wouldn't work. Her physical attractiveness is her redeeming quality, because without it nobody would put up with her.

How is it confirmed that Jack is John's son?

>made her her head over heels for John so he didn't seem like such a cuck

John and Abigail were probably going steady for a while and got pregnant then.

>abigail never secretly took anyone else inside her for a bit of extra cash or just fun

>Mary Beth is better anyways

Nah, she is too perfect to be true, I don't buy that shit, real life thought me that women need some level of cuntness to be trust worth, otherwise they're just pretending.

John says during a mission that he wasn’t sure if the kid was or not.

Because he looks like the fucker.

Toasty.

not true dutch was just being a dick!

i am STILL mad Yea Forums memed me into buying this shit game on release. they made it seem like it was a god-tier game that took risks and didn't pander to casuals. what i got was a boring zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz snoozefest of riding your stupid fucking horse across the map for 25 minutes at a time until you reach your next quest destination.

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Shes definitely got a dark side but her talk with Arthur shows shes really sweet to people that take care of her.

WELL LET ME HAVE A RULE AND A SAW AND A BOARD AND I'LL CUT IT

He looks exactly like him in the post game of Red Dead redemption 1. John had his doubts in 2 and is one of the reasons he runs away and acts like a dick to Jack and Abigail for the first half. He eventually comes to the realization it doesn't matter because he is Jacks father. Of course it is confirmed at the end when Jack is the spitting image of John.

*yawns immediately after opening this thread*

It was implied arthur and her had a thing.

Jack looks a bit like Bill Williamson too desu

>implied
Arthur straight up says in his journal that if John never came back and his feelings for Mary weren't so complicated he'd have married Abigail and raised Jack.

Was he
Dare I say
A cuck

I have no problem dating a woman who isn't a virgin. My girlfriend has been with other guys.

I would have a problem dating a girl who was passed around like a piece of meat among my closest friends

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Goddamn, i'd try to take on Fort Mercer alone for her

Yep.

Wow wow wow
Is that John's wife?

Why does she looks so plain and even ugly in RDR1 compared to RDR2

Can I date her? Ill play RDR2 if I can.

Remember when people simply called sluts sluts?
Why do you millennials have to always sound like you grew up in Ned Flanders house?

>John's daughter is never addressed in 2
>former Mexican bro in rdr1 is aware of both of John's kids somehow.

People said that this game has relationship system, that you could even be a fag, but I don't think its true.

Wtf, when does she appear like this in game??
She always has that ugly bun for me.

Fuck off, Micah.

Make up bro.

>I have no problem dating a woman who isn't a virgin.
Cuck
>My girlfriend has been with other guys.
Mega-Cuck

Cute!

The only way to get a virgin wife is to get a girlfriend when you are 13 and stick with her for the rest of your life.
If you haven't managed to get one like that by, at most, your 16s, your pool of selectable women has been reduced to those who are actually autistic.

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why cant you make cute girls like this in rdo ???

You don't want a non-virgin wife, believe me

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I don't want any wives.

Based.

Save your ebonics for your nigger friends.

Seething.

Just not interested in the praise of people from Yea Forums.

this is probably the most useless piece of information I have ever read

I dont know where you live but I know a lot of women who are still virgins in their thirds.
And not just ugly ones.
Some women actually care about saving their pussy for a husband.

Edgy.

I'll take "people who don't know a fucking thing about cellular biology and genetics" for 500, Alex.

>ywn have a loyal cunt wife like Abigail.

It hurts bro...

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>a woman's genes change because of the sperg inserted into her
What?

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You know, gentlemen, this man here, he married a whore. Used to ride with us. We all had her, but he married her!

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I know it's hard to accept but it is true. Non-virgins have DNA from previous men and pass them on their kids. Most of us have, since our mothers weren't probably virgins when they met our fathers. But at some point in history it was the norm.

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Not her genes but the ones from her son

No, i'm reading the thing on the right.
It sounds like pure pseudoscience.

>"we only begun to understand this now"
>"Is this why all these ancient civilization did this?"

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Oh, I see. Well, it's better not to take the risk to be sure, right?

Because it is, user. Microchimerism specifically as a result from child-bearing is likely real. It magically giving women 'slut face' and 'manly features' makes me wonder if people who believe this shit even got a high school diploma.

I tend to think that in ancient times a lot of traditions that may have sounded silly were based on current scientific knowledge. How did they knew? I don't know, maybe they knew somehow or maybe it was a subconscious belief, a feeling for what was right or wrong which was then mocked in the 60s during the sexual revolution. I think we underestimated the knowledge of ancient times and now we are doomed to repeat their errors for that.

Cool so that's why people lived to the ripe age of 35 and died of tuberculosis because the leeches didn't work so good? Why Aristotle said that the wind determines a man's fertility? The theory of Homunculi? The practice of trepanning? That inbreeding was a way of keeping the blood pure?

A broken clock is right twice a day, user.

Hey, friend, I didn't meant that EVERY ancient belief was correct but that SOME of them were. I hope that clarifies what I just said.

>Tilly too pure.
Agreed, glad she found a good man and a good life in the end.
Molly was high maintenance but fairly loyal. If Dutch wasn't so much of an autist sperging out about his plan and fucked her more often she'd be more bearable I bet. Then again, I have a bias towards big tiddie redheads.

The nose and eye structure is completely different, the only thing they share is mustache styling

Older, more stress, improvements in graphics and modeling/face capture tech between games.

I'm surprised there's not a lot of SFM porn of Arthur using the dialogue he uses when he talks to his horse

IIRC there was an article or interview with his VA where he said they had to redo some of the lines with female horses because it came out "too sensual" lmao.

>Heh heh, that's mah girl.

Just like Old Snake and Liquid Ocelot

>Karen this low

Yikes, let me fix this

Abigail>MaryBeth>Karen>Grimmshaw>Sadie>Molly.

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When does she do her hair like this? What a cutie.

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Exactly.
What horses were everyone's favorites? I've got an American Paint now I'm fond of, along with a Nokota in main story.

cope

a bland bitch that only attracts virgins and normies such as yourself

>virgins and normies

You're contradicting yourself there incel user.

Sadie > Karen > Mary Beth > Abigail > Molly > Tilly > Susan

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I love her.

Hot damn I love how you can tell what kind of person she is just by looking at her

>Abigail, that book is upside down!
>f-fuck you micah!

based and redditpilled

Mary Beth>Tilly>post chapter 3 Sadie>Karen>Molly>Grimshaw>Abigail>Pre chapter 4 Sadie

Based. I misinterpreted your post, sorry mate

OP is a virgin AND a normalfag for having such trash taste
same goes for you, using the term "incel" unironically

Normalfags get laid, people who get triggered over fictional characters don't, stay mad incie.

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>Jack helping Abigail to read in the epilogue
>Abigail shakily playing piano but it's still better than you can do irl
>Everyone singing around the campfire in Beecher's Hope
Comfy family feels are the best.

>tfw no big tiddie blonde mommy southern gf

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>normalfags get laid
normalfag in denial, lmao

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Abigail needs her coffee, Karen needs her slugs o' whiskey.

Apparently you don't know what denial means, stay mad and incel.

you are a normie that thinks he can get laid because your definition of normies is that they're guaranteed to get laid
that's denial

autistic women are the only ones worth anything

>ywn have a loyal cunt
contrary to the popular belief of this board; they're everywhere m8.

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Autistic women tend to bite people.

You're actually retarded lmao.

Getting laid is the 101 normiehood, therefore somebody can't be a normie AND a virgin, not that I expect a incel to understand such a basic concept anyway.

I honestly think that John's "doubts" were just a cover for his desire to avoid responsibility for Jack. He probably didn't want to have to handle the gravity of dealing with a kid and a woman who are now dependent on you. This can be seen in conversations with Hosea, who is trying to give John advice on doing what's best for Jack/Abigail and John doesn't want to hear it because he hates being in the situation in the first place.