HOW DO I STOP MY LEGS FROM FALLING ASLEEP ON THE TOILET THIS SHIT FUCKING HURTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOW DO I STOP MY LEGS FROM FALLING ASLEEP ON THE TOILET THIS SHIT FUCKING HURTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jack Rogers
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Zachary Hernandez
weird, that started happening to me too
Eli Martin
lose weight you fucking elephant
Noah Ramirez
Don't use your knees as elbows support for starters, you cut the blood flow.
Liam Green
Get off the toilet.
Jayden Stewart
You’re cutting off the flow of blood somehow.
Maybe you’re fat or something.
Jayden Brooks
stop squatting on top of the toilet seat lid and sit down like a normal person
Cameron Bennett
Stop spending so much time on the toilet.
Levi Cook
Anyone know anything about treating Raynaud's phenomenon? Basically it's when your blood vessels get constricted to the point that your fingers or toes can turn blue and eventually can lead to sore or ulcers on your toe bottoms and fingertips. I'm guessing my adderall abuse is to blame but I don't wanna stop taking it.
Ian Phillips
>Your legs fall asleep on the toilet
>Which means your feet are not comfortably and flatly touching the ground for support
WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN?
Samuel Turner
stop taking so long on the toilet, retard. i know once i lost weight i literally went from spending an hour on the toilet to a minute.
Daniel Lewis
Do cardio to improve your circulation
Easton Davis
Lose some weight.
I have chronic constipation and have to fish the shit out of my ass with my finger and some preparation H, count your blessings.
Charles Diaz
>Spends 1 mins or more taking a shit
Go to the doctor.
Christopher Stewart
is this an american thing or something
why do you need to sit down longer than a few seconds? what are you doing exactly?
Carson Rogers
Are you fat? a manlet? do you stay for more than 10 minutes in the bathroom?
Its really not that complicated
Ian Perez
>He never sat on the toilet playing a handheld until the shit from your ass drys.
Camden Rodriguez
vidya for this feel?
Sebastian Flores
Fuck you op
John Cruz
>When you shit but didn't have enough fiber
>You start sweating and you have to take off your clothes
>Your stomach in absolute agony like you just got punched in the gut
Man. Every since I started Keto, every 4th shit is like this.
William Johnson
Am I the only person here who sits for more than an hour straight in the toilet? I get distracted with my phone and lazy to rise and clean my butt
Mason Brown
I once had to sit for hours waiting for my family to wake up because there was no toilet paper.
I didn't want to bother them.
Aaron Cox
After I finish shitting, I stand straight up and then wipe my ass
Henry Johnson
Enjoy your hemorrhoids, doofus.
David Taylor
It's incredily satisfying being in the toilet, but I can only do about 30 min max.
Also, guys...
menshealth.com
Brandon Gutierrez
just this, really
Cameron Price
>Wipe twice
>Third wipe
>blood
Am I dying?
Jaxson Hall
enjoy hemorrhoids and literal ass cancer
Jordan Cruz
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Henry Lee
I sit for several hours and often don't have the attention span to wipe my ass more than once before checking my phone for an extended period of time
Mason Gutierrez
Eat more fiber.
Matthew Hill
Bright red, if so it's fine, just a cut.
Anthony Evans
>when you take the perfect shit that doesn't need cleaning (you clean, anyway)
Isaiah Gomez
V I D E O H O M E
Luis Martinez
How fat are you and how long are you taking a shit?
Nicholas Johnson
I never understood how can people spend so long on the toilet or game while taking a shit. It's such a foreign concept to me. I mean you take a shit for a few seconds and you're done, right? How can people spend minutes there? Is this exclusive to fat people?
Xavier Hall
you wipe too hard
Aaron Walker
try moving your legs
it happens to my arms everyday when I wake up
Isaac James
>You start sweating and you have to take off your clothes
God I thought I was a freak for doing that. I always prowl around the bathroom like a caged tiger before taking a huge shit.
Elijah Cook
Hoe can you bleed from you're ass and not die of sepsis? Isn't that where the shit is touching?