Help me Yea Forums, Claire related

I'm about to literally call a hooker and glue a Claire printed picture on her face with tape to fuck her, the site I'm using: mclass.com.br/

help me choose of to find a better option that gluing the picture, now that I'm about to do it it's becoming more of a funny joke than hot to actually use this A4 paper

Also, hookers here are the opposite of US, disgusting looking and crackhead ones go into porn, "good" and relatively clean ones go into whoring for 3-4 years to make money for college, so If I feel she is really clean I might feel to the urge of eating her ass because of my urge of doing it to the virtual Claire, should I risk getting fucked over it?

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Website sample

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Reporting this thread and I'm announcing it too. That's literally how shitty this thread is.

You'll regret it, don't stoop so low.

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WOW, how mad salty boy

how much are those ones?

i hope you and all your monkey compatriots with the worst internet in all of SA get exploded along their favelas

i want to sniff claire's pussy

get fucked

R$ 300.00 for 1h (80 USD), they normally charge 100 more for anal (25 USD)

lol, retard, reset the modem + clean cookies = problem solved, stop being such a jennie bootlicker and go eat some hooker ass thinking she is Claire

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seek help immediately

just make a tulpa my dude

How are Brazilian whores this white?

nice.
do they do anything under 1 hour? i can nut in 30 seconds if i choose to.

I can't, got canned by 6 years gf a few months ago, getting addicted to whoring, these girls are ~80 USD as I said to other user so way cheaper than a new gf, even more so me being 29 and now a need a way newer gf since older than 25yo girls normally come with too many problems, HELF YOU FELLOW user, DON'T REPORT YOUR FELLOW user, I'VE ALREADY CALLED THE Isabella Duarte GIRL ON THE SITE AND GOING TO MEET HER IN ~30 MIN, WILL NOT TAKE THE CLAIRE PICTURE SINCE I FEEL LIKE A RETARD NOW BUT PROBABLY WILL EAT HER ASS, SO, WISH GOOD LUCK, FELLOW user

GOOD NIGHT TO THE ONES OF YOU WHO WON'T BE PUTTING YOUR TONGUE INSIDE A WHORE'S ASSHOLE TONIGHT, GOOD LUCK TO ANY ONE OF YOU WHO WILL TOO

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stop taking your geography lessons on pol/ or liveleak violence videos, 47% of our country is like this (and there is several mongrels [pardas as we call here] on that site), pic related is from a party in my city in October...

but yeah, we are still a minority, the majority of this shithole looks way worse than the mutt meme pircture

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I've ate the ass of dozens of hookers. I'm addicted to it. I lick their pussy and their asshole. Most don't let me lick their armpits. But when they let me do it it's the perfect package. Also fucked a few without condom and some ladyboys. Several came in my mouth.

Don't eat her asshole friend. you'll get sick.
Take care for your health.

>eating out a prostitute

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If yo udo, make sure the hooker is at least 6' tall to get the full Jordan experience.

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Absolute fridge

Well, depends on the girl, but normally they have their own personal rules (yes/no kissing, yes/no anal, yes/no pegging, yes/no sucking without condom and so on) so you need to ask first, but normal sex and oral is included always, the rest if you care about better make sure before, a lot of these sites led you "advanced search" by selecting each one of these details so filter girls who are into it

and whores in whore houses can't refuse anyone, but these more high level who set it by phone/whatsapp are kind of picky, normally if you're not white they don't even answer (part for actual hating niggers/mongrels since whites here are quite racist, part for filtering who actually have money to pay), if they think for any reason you don't look like you have money to pay by your picture on whatsapp they will also don't answer

Ikr imagine how many men ejaculated in that.

Okay I bought Ms. Alburquerque. She sounded very nice on the but my portugese is not up to par. I'm in FL how long until she gets here?

hey favelanon, kill yourself you fucking faggot

man I genuinely fear getting aids, syphilis or any other kind of std's from it, but to be honest at least here hookers are so careful about cleaning themselves and don't letting you go without condom no matter what that they may be actually cleaner than normal thots...

wash it = it's new

>bro just rinse out the aids

~9h flight, São Paulo is pretty fun for night life and whoring tourism to be honest, quite safe too if you stay in richer areas

this solves it all, just do it within 10 minutes, it's 100% guaranteed

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Tu encontra umas puta boa no morro/ na BR é só acha um cafetão que ta feito.

How can she the smallest tits?

You are = a fucking retard

pra gente é de boa né mano, imagina os gringo vindo pra cá com nenhuma molécula de melanina no corpo dps de 6 meses no inverno, com olhar de bobo assustado é pedir pra se foder e ainda pra comer umas macaca de merda, melhor ir pro bahamas ou scandallo ou usar site esquema mclass msm...

>M-miss before I lick your asshole can you wash it out Listerine p-please ?

Holy shit my sides

You fool! You neeed to get Total Care to cover all forms of STDs!

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You only get AIDS if there's blood on it.