Feel free to discuss anything Melee related ITT
Feel free to discuss anything Melee related ITT
Connor Sanchez
Noah Hall
Daddy Bowser
Cooper Cooper
Why do you ban this item?
Logan Williams
>melee pros: stop focusing on melee when ultimate comes out
>melee meta: keeps banning variety like stages and wobbling while jiggly puff continues to rise to the collective consciousness as the best character in the game
>melee fans: shit on other games including Smash 4 and Ultimate while simultaneously decrying "lame" or "boring" play in their own game
>melee setup requires heavy ass rare CRTVs and Gamecubes
>melee dropped from EVO
>Melee community acts surprised and immediately goes to conspiracy theories
Ryder Lopez
Why discuss a dead game when the newer and better one is out?
Grayson Hall
imagine practicing tech for over a decade for a single game and then that game dies
Samuel Wood
>shit on other games including Smash 4
Smash 4 was shit. Even the people who played it would tell you that.
Kind of funny that in tournaments with similar entrant numbers, Melee would have 3 or 4 times as many viewers. Boring as all fuck to play and even worse to watch.
Noah Davis
Why do you want to ban a character for being better than your favorite ones?
David Young
Casual discussion time!
What are all yours thoughts on the Zelda dungeon you travel through in Adventure mode? I loved that shit.
Ian Carter
Still not sure why those spergs don't use monitors & wiis.
Hell, if it weren't a gray area, they should use dolphin & PCs.
Jordan Turner
*breathes in*
AAAAAAH MELEEE FUCK OFF AND DIE
I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!! AND I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!
STINKY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO MELEE IN EVO BTFO BTFO B T F O GET FUCKED FAGGOT
WHY. WON'T YOU. DIE
JUST MOVE ON YOU FUCKING FAGGOT AUTISM AUTISM STINKY AUTISM HAHAHA FOX FINAL D NO ITEMS FUCK YOU BITCH KILL YOURSELF
FUCKING CRT SHINE WAVEDASH AUTISM GLITCH AND FUCK YOU GLITCH BITCH BTFO NO EVO 2019 HUNGRYBOX
THIS GAME MADE MY PARENTS FUCKING DIVORCE
Christopher Nelson
>Smash 4 was shit.
I mean so is fucking SFV but people didn't go to boo GF of that out of spite, did they? Melee fags literally are unable to control themselves in public.
Adam Bennett
They don't use Wiis because they use a modded version of Melee. They don't use Dolphin because no two computers run exactly the same.
Dominic Kelly
>Wow big meanie melee players call game shit
>OK OK it was shit BUT... what about OTHER shit game?
???
Elijah King
I love the Ice Climbers!
Anthony Watson
You can tell this was written by somebody who's actually seething because they had to take it to the point of desperately crying mockery instead of satire
Lincoln Reed
Overrated
Camden Torres
Carson Morales
I stopped playing it like 15 years ago.
Jackson Anderson
Based and redpilled if you ask me
Mason Hughes
Way too expensive nowadays
Leo Foster
As someone who regularly attend locals I can assure Yea Forums that some individuals smell like utter fucking shit. However, these individuals usually main either Marth, Sheik or Puff. I always take a shower before going to a tournament because I wanna set a good example, people who attend public events smelling like kanker needs to be killed
Samuel Harris
Do they really smell that bad?
Whenever I watch a set of melee with player cam, the players don't look that dirty or greasy or sweaty, but of course, I can't sense the smell through the screen so...
And how about the top players, do they smell? At least mango looks like he would
Carson Hill
Because the Street Fighter community are actually functioning adults, unlike the autists who still play Melee as a competitive game in 2019, even though it isn't and never was good as a competitive fighter. A great party game, but it will never be good as an esport.
Jaxson Robinson
>Because the Street Fighter community are actually functioning adults
funny
Caleb Long
I don't know about Melee but I went to an Ultimate local last night and it smelled fine save for exactly one dude.The were like 80+ people in a cramped college classroom too so I was shocked.
I always shower and wash my clothes right before I leave for a local, I don't wanna be one of those guys.
Luis Richardson
Even that guy is a chad compared to most of the fucking Melee players at Evo.
Connor Bell
Some do, met this Puff player once who smelled extremely bad. I walked up to him and asked him a question about the tournament and immediately regretted it. He smelled so bad I had to casually back off like 2-3 meters so that his odor wouldn't destroy my sense of smell for life. Most players I meet just smell like regular people, I'm not from the US though so can't speak for the majority of the community.
Jonathan Walker
Angel Richardson
I see tons of tournies use Wiis. They are infinitely more accessible than GC.
Nicholas Evans
greatest game ever, going to die never
Eli White
Jordan Sanders
Zachary Hernandez
...but I quit my job to play melee!!!
Daniel Sanders
He got another full time job at the beginning of 2018 after he realized he could work full time and still dominate melee
Zachary Garcia
For real though, what's the context of that?
Samuel Wood
im not gay but bowser's pretty hot
Dominic Cook
Mr.Wizard revealing this year EVO line-up.
Asher Nelson
STINKY DAY
Robert Cruz
imagine 10+ years optimizing your fox only for a jiggly to shit all over it
Dominic Cox
Jigglypuff needs to be banned, fuck jiggs.
We need more fox players and they need to win!