If M smashers where less stinky would they still be at evo?
If M smashers where less stinky would they still be at evo?
Blake Jackson
Kayden Lewis
>where
Elijah Torres
bazd
Aaron Ross
as if deodorant were a replacement for showers
Hunter Phillips
Carson Sanders
Me personally i always take a shower after a good fap.
And i get a good fap once a day.
Jace Powell
As unironically this is, someone said it.
Thomas Gray
Jesus...
Nolan Ward
BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED
Parker Hernandez
Holy kek
Kevin Rogers
Jayden Young
As someone who's been to EVO, there's no way you don't smell like shit coming out. I tried. Showers & deodorant works for so long. The sheer amount of sweat, fatstink, and literal shit (last year someone smeared shit on the bathroom walls) floating around will cling to you no matter what you do.
Doesn't excuse them not even trying, mind you, but there you go.
Liam Myers
>Melee smashers
>shows pic of amiibo
Evan Sanchez
>deoderant
>5 dollars
i wish
Robert Parker
Jason Adams
The state of Nintendo circa 2011+8
Sebastian Murphy
shit bait check my 3
Jace Ward
REMINDER!!!
Anthony Burch didn't even get to keep the Wii U.
Benjamin Watson
>$50
>mario amiibo
>to represent melee players
STOP BEING SO FUCKING RETARDED
YOU'RE SHITTING IN MY EYES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Blake Anderson
She's in!
Ayden Richardson
You can buy deodorant at the dollar store
Jayden Green
Melee smashers aren't the ones who don't shower and also aren't the ones who buy $50 dolls so I'm not sure what this image is trying to convey
Angel Collins
That's the kind of deodorant that chalks up your pits though or makes shit slimy
Alexander Allen
>I didn't go but everyone said
Aiden Foster
deodorant doesn't benefit me in anyway. why would I spend money on something that only effects people judging me, its just for vapid npcs who want to 'fit in'
Joseph Parker
Adrian Bailey
Austin Johnson
based and stinkpilled
James Scott
t. smelly fat fuck or muslim
Owen Flores
it's a new strategy, the smell distracts your opponent
Hudson Brooks
>melee player
Ethan Diaz
test
Nolan Wood
the guy actually acted like a pro
Nathaniel Bennett
aren’t amiibos only like twelve dollars?
Landon Bell
I have never seen deodorant for more than $3.50 even at stores like Walgreens, and those gyp bastards sell combs and brushes for like $4 so you know they'll gouge you.
Charles Gutierrez
Who the fuck sell deodorant for $5?
Alexander Flores
No, they got booted because they think the world revolves around them. If Evo was about playing the same game forever 3rd Strike and MvC2 would still be headline games.
Daniel Murphy
Only if you get to them before scalpers.
Thomas Bell
>can't smell himself
Maybe you are the NPC user...
Hudson Clark
see
don't act like all smash players aren't smelly
Brandon Peterson
>don't act like all smash players aren't smelly
nah it's 100% exclusively tr4.5hfags
Ryder Johnson
>when you turn so beta that you don't give a fuck
Evan Jones
Zachary Allen
you LITERALLY cannot smell yourself. Its a time based compound in deodorant that gives off a smell making you think MORE deodorant. You'll fallen for their tricks npc
Henry Taylor
so which deo do you guys use?
Angel Bell
Fixed your image so it's more consistent. The hair on the top isn't on the bottom one.
Asher Wright
That one
because it comes in a two pack.
Brody Reed
This shit is the same reason I could never get into Magic, the only hobby store near me stank way too much.
Jeremiah Hill
What about the glasses?
Tyler Cruz
>Melee autists still raging about not being at Evo
lmao
Joseph Phillips
Aren't amiibos like 12 bucks?
Jonathan Garcia
Real nigga
Daniel Morris
Wow, can't believe I missed that.
Christopher Scott
Great thread
Liam Sanders
>deodorant
I require an antiperspirant.
Wyatt Ortiz
James Evans
Optimally you would do both.
Jack Sanders
John Phillips
That and bear glove are pretty good desu
James Parker
i just buy whatevers on sale