>Megaton Edition isn't even legally available anymore and it still trounces Ion Maiden
>World Tour isn't even at full Duking power because people refuse to buy Gearbox
>2 FUCKING PEOPLE PLAYING ION MAIDEN
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS, BITCH
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>11 downloads today
Based
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Alright, I'll bite. What political reason is it that we should hate this game?
I like ion maiden, but zero marketing plus a fraction of the game made and updates being incredibly slow = no one even knows it exists
Hell yeah baby!
Ion Maiden is the diversity hire of the Build trilogy+Redneck Rampage
Oh people know it exists - they just don't want to play as Shelly.
>Ion Maiden is the diversity hire of the Build trilogy+Redneck Rampage
What the fuck does that even mean?
She's not interesting, she has no charisma, she's not funny and she's not even sexy.
Ironically that versions been censored because it made them look bd:
>The first concepts of Shelly were drawn in 1997, and had a heavy emphasis on sexualization, which was not uncomon the mid-nineties, although a bit embarrasing looking back with 2018 glasses;
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LMAO they locked the thread instantly - what a bunch of fags
She tries too hard to be tough.
Douk was cheesy but that's because he was a gigantic meathead.
>14 today downloads
WE'RE DOING IT AND WE'RE DOIN' IT AGAIN
go mow the lawn dad
What's this mod?
Oooh, you're shilling for your mod. Got it.
>Alien Armageddon is a mod for Duke Nukem 3D which adds many new high quality enemies, sexy NPCs, and a second playable character, all featured in an epic new adventure. Some of the community's best talent have come together to make this amazing free expansion.
>sexy NPCs
Take note, Ion Maiden devs
Also you can play the real Shelly and you can even team up with her as an AI team mate.
>this autist again
I actually think she's hotter now. The older Skrillex look was stupid though
>shilling
>for a free mod
haha what
>What is wanting attention?
Thank you for the update of a metric I had no interest in
Does Duke Nukem 3d have online coop?
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The funniest part is you've been shilling your stupid mod for almost two months now and you still haven't even gotten 200 downloads lol
What a loser.
Depends on how you do it
Megaton and World Tour support online co-op and is easy to setup
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Eduke is a bit more complicated
damn dude I appreciate your level of mental illness and your dedication to your mod
Downloads 381 (1 today)
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(Old version, don't download this one)
*duke nukem theme plays* I just ripped off your head and shit down your neck
Every male wants to be Duke (unless they're a s o y male) - on some level as well I could see someone wanting to be Caleb or Lo Wang
But why would someone want to be Shelly? Or try and think about how sexy they are as you play them?
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this thread again, Im just gonna report your mod fag
>I enjoy ugly dykes with no personality
So you're part of a minority and are why this game flopped.
t. defective user
Ion Maiden shills are really desperate
I want to try this mod but I don't wanna reward this retard's shilling.
The only shill is you for your mod, what is this bizzare form of autism you have where you're this upset over some game no one bought?
Censorship and virtue signalling aside, is Ion Maiden any good?
It's not even remotely done and has a couple levels (and I honestly think it won't be completed)
there is no censorship or other nonsense this retard is spouting, it's on par with duke/blood/sw
Duke Nukem was just added as a playable character in Rad Rodgers in a free update. If you want sort of classic 2D Duke.
>it's on par with duke/blood/sw
It's not even fucking done.
Just like your mod, then. Except Ion Maiden actually has effort put into it and may turn out pretty good.
>Implying I'm going to play your mod
This dude makes this thread every 6 hours. Search the image in whatever preferable Yea Forums scanner and youll see thousands of these threads. For a dead game he hates, he's about as autistic as BarneyFag about it.
>Except Ion Maiden actually has effort put into it
That's expected from a paid game - but the effort goes to waste on such a shit character and setting.
is this good though, I kinda remember they were going to release it episodically and Jon voices the sidekick character
All the game systems are in place and it's more or less feature complete, just missing a whole bunch of levels and that's why it's in early access and not fully released, dummy.
And Duke 3D is a complete game with great custom maps and expacks
I don't expect the devs to survive to make Ion Maiden complete
>Not playing the best version of Duke 3D
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>HEY DUDE DON'T JUDGE IT IT'S EARLY ACCESS
Still only the first world but they keep adding minigames and levels to it. Humor is bad, but it's fun to play as long as you get it on sale.
>17 downloads today
WAKE UP IN THE MORNIN' FEELIN' LIKE DUKE NUKEM
>tfe there will never be a video game Expendables starring Duke, Shelly, Serious Sam, Lo Wang, Bj Blazkowicz, Doomguy, and John Cena.
GONNA KICK 'EM IN THE DICK
AND TELL 'EM SHELLY MAKES ME SICK
>LOOK AT THIS COMPLETELY UNRELATED GAME
Then who's funding this game?
Ion shills BTFO