Charlemagne

Stupid Yea Forums memes;

On Total War General, Age of Charlemagne (an expansion for the TW game Atilla), a Charlemagne is referred to as a unit of currency. This is a reference to a Creative Assembly employees rather lame ass explaination as, when asked why the Beastmen of Total War: Warhammer would not receive a completed unit roster, a specific monster unit as cited as potentially costing as much as the entire Age of Charlemagne expansion to develop. The community noted how fucking stupid this sounded and now trade Charlemagne's as currency as well as reasons for why Creative Assembly are such fat lazy fucking Jews.

Well duh ain't you never had a Frankfurter?

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What's the German name for France? What's the French name for Germany?

I hated his start in the Total War Attila DLC

>The Franks (Latin: Franci or gens Francorum) were a collection of Germanic peoples, whose name was first mentioned in 3rd century Roman sources, associated with tribes on the Lower and Middle Rhine, on the edge of the Roman Empire.
Sorry sweetie, I guess you're wrong.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franks

I don't read Japanese

Daily reminder that Carolingians are backstabbers and usurpers that only rose to power by conspiring with the (((catholic church))) to overthrow the legitimate visigothic rulers of Francia.

H O W D Y G E R M A N I C S E R V A N T S

Frankreich = Kingdom of Franks
Allemagne = Allemans
I don't get where you're going with this

Frankreich and Allemagne. Why?

Germanic, lording over the servile Gallo-Romans like a massive chad

Because it answers the question retards

Roman

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How?

Guess he was Bavarian then because there's a region in northern Bavaria called Franken

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What a dick

What did he mean by this?

No seriously, what does Karl I. have to do with anything in this thread

I'm a Frank descendant and they were all based in Germany, at least until the nazis started deporting them to the extermination camps.

He was the last Roman Emperor, obviously

I guess because the german word for France (Frankreich) means Frankish Empire which was what Charlemagne was the ruler of

Depends on how germaboos feelsl, either a pure blooded german stollen by the french or a cuck who caved to the catholics and killed germans

See

Low Germanic, however as current Germany is almost entirely High Germanic in culture and language if you absolutely had to put a modern day nationality on him it'd be Dutch or Luxembourgian

I SHED THE BLOOD OF THE SAXON MEN

But nobody was contesting that.

this is now an eternal darkness thread
if you haven't played it give me a reason before i fucking kill you

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You can't kill me, I'm made of gold

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CHECK IT OUT
I'M MADE OF GOLD

I've been studying (((history))) and I learned that giants were real.

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That would be Nicholas II

I think you mean holy roman emperor, not roman emperor

And the HRE was abolished in 1806, Karl I. was the last Emperor of Austria-Hungary

WRONG

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>was from a german tribe
>spoke german
>lived in a german city

hmm i wonder

they were initially then they got some of that minor Browning thanks to admixture with us Italians (That were there since Rome conquered Gaul) also the Frankish language adopted some Latin making it evolve into the Modern French language

What else would they be, are you saying the franks were gauls?

>with us Italians
Gallo-Romans weren't Italians you stupid spaghetti nigger

think again, Arabs never really penetrated the Italian peninsula as much as /pol/ thinks.

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Based Giants.

Not him but Germanic ≠ German

What does Italians possibly being Arab rape babies have to do with Gallo-Romans not being Italians?

Arthur

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charlemagne was BLACK

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best dlc for attila
best dlc for a TW game since Fall of the Samurai

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Nice.

ROMAN

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Aniki

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WE

Pay denbts, Alexios

WVZ

WUZ

>WVZ
Very good.

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KAIZERS

Lion Seibah a best (UMU is also fine)

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Fate ruins everything, doesn't it?

>(UMU is also fine)

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That was what i said

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WVZ*

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I have. That bossfight sucks horsey dickus.

I SHED IT AT VERDEN
I SHED THE BLOOD OF SAXON MEN

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severely underrated both in this thread and by the general public

So you'd give her the D in a garbage can?

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>germanic is german
Kek, retard
>wikipedia
wew lad

If garbage can is synonymous with anus, then I thought she already gets it there.

>Germanic is French

unironically belgian

QUINCTILIUS VARUS

Nice try, but I can smell the fries from here, Leopold

we /his/ now

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No one said that, but germanic doesn't mean "german". Just like how "frank" doesn't mean French.