How would you fix FFXV?

How would you fix FFXV?

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What a shit claw. He needs to work on it,

if the combat wasn't so fucking shit i think most people would be happy with it

Cancel FF13 Trilogy & FFXV and use the budgets on a faithful FF7 & Xenogears remake instead

Thats how DMC fags see themselves

Meanwhile you can win with one button

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"Final Fantasy XV was a mistake." -Hajime Tabata, ex-Square Enix employee

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>zooms in without showing easy automatic promt
nice one

The one of the left represents how normies play video games.

The one of the right represents how autists play video games.

All shirtless skin mods

>sword and yank are different buttons
>nero does both while the person presses one button

Rent free

Can some actual DMC fags clarify this? Is easy automatic really that easy or is that some bullshit?

why compare to different games and act as if one is better than the other when they aren't trying to compete?

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easy automatic makes one button do multiple combos automatically. Basically Journalism mode

can we agree with square enix being pure faggotry now that they give hitman away?

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Not quite sure what you're trying to prove here?

Guy on the left is playing like an idiot, whilst guy on the right is playing like gregor.

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you can't call other shit faggotry when posting a webm like that user

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT DMC AND KH DON'T ATTACK FFXV IT'S A MASTERPIECE AHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

did I hit a soft spot, nigger?

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not really i don't like any square enix games that i can think of it's just hypocritical to say something is pure faggotry when you post a webm of vergil doing a fortnite dance ironic or not you're still a faggot for it

Fuck claw grip, shit is so awkward and uncomfortable.
How about game devs just design their controls well instead? Thumbs should always be on the sticks except to press buttons for uncommon actions. All the most-used actions should be assigned to L1-L3 and R1-R3

Does DMC5 still require clawing?

L3 + R3 are the worst buttons to press, ever. Only contender is clicking mousewheel.

to shit on Barry

i don't follow any of your popular and famous Yea Forums users to know who barry is but no matter what you're just as autistic as this barry person for taking up a whole thread to shit on some stranger who probably won't even care

oh, he'll care

>imagine being so new you makes threads for tripfags
you final fantasy niggers should go back to red.dit, really

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well if he does care good for him but you're still shitting up the board with these posts

this is literally the same as spamming attack in ff1.

took you long enough to realize it needs "fixing"

I hate L3 and R3 buttons but mousewheel isn't bad. I depend if you have a shitty wheel on your mouse.

mm you just need to get used to it, it feels strange at first but it's just because hardly any games do it.
Mostly just holding them down while you move them feels bad. I had hold-L3 be my button for throwing the axe in God of War, so that I could use L1 for sprinting + dodging and L2 for shield. It worked fine but it would not have if I had used R3 instead, since I'd have to be moving that same stick to aim the axe throw as I held it down

Would have been interesting to see how the game would have turned out if development wasn't restarted so many times. But I still stand by what I thought after playing FFXV in the day one version that it would have been greatly improved by having more traditional cutscenes rather than things happening while in gameplay

I fucking wish he'd put on a trip, he'd be much easier to filter

Rent free makes no sense.

>DMC fags defend this
Lol

what's the matter newfag, can't say reddit?

not my fault if sometimes it get recognized as spam

I actually hated it for the shit japanese boyband characters characters, pointless rich kid coming of age story, and terrible aesthetic

The droll combat would've been excusable if everything else was alright

all japanese games have retarded characters

Ehhhhhh, nah

Meanwhile in Kingdom Hearts 3

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>this 3000 year old loli isnt retarded
yes it is

You used the word "all" and gave one example my dear friend

Ok, most recent jap game i played was Ace combat 7. MC kills the president and becomes a prisoner fighter pilot, retarded.

I'd make the second half open world too, write better Sidequests and uncle the DLC content in the main game. I'd also make the movie playable.

Remake the game and make it like the Omen trailer: A would-be king traversing realities within dreams to find his way out of his own dream before his real body kills his would-be queen. Or at least, make it so there's a part of the story that takes part inside Noctis' dreams just like the platinum demo.

What kind of retard thought FFXV would be like Devil May Cry? Have they never played a final fantasy game in their life? Hell even FF7 Dirge was nothing like DMC.

So are you changing it to "Many Japanese games" or "Most Japanese games"?

2 examples so far

I can't think of a cringier series than kingdom hearts, maybe only sonic

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All jap games, im not gonna name ever jap character made for you. You tell me the story of your favorite japenese character and lets see if its not retarded. I'll try not to laugh at your reply.

>People play with this on
Lol

james sutherland from silent hills 2

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Olberic from Octopath Traveler

Whats the story of them? I dont play old console trash.

Garcian Smith/Emir Parkreiner from Killer7

1. Braindead whaling on dipshit enemies
2. Braindead whaling on dipshit enemies

Octopath is on the Switch

>console trash

Isn't that what he said?

go search it on the internet, nigger
you already called it trash, I'm not gonna waste time with you

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I did, there was no wiki entry.
>The town of Silent Hill as it is presented in this game is largely a manifestation of the conscious of James Sutherland
Sounds retarded. A guy goes to sleep and has a dream, what an amazing character we have on our hands.

he said old console trash, so I assumed he was fine with new console trash

I just assumed that since it's a Nintendo console, it's pretty much old from the start given their aversion to having technology that even resembles this decade,

>defending developers adding it in
Yikes

technology has nothing to do with the quality of games

It sure does. Unless you think pong still holds up to modern games.

as an option. Meanwhile, FFXV has it as the focal gameplay with no way to turn it off

>guy on left shows how easy it can be to auto win
>guy on right shows just how autistic try hard and stylish and complicated you can be

Wheres the correlation? Ah.

HERE it is. exactly how simple DMC combat is.

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For me these are pretty good for fighting games. I like setting l3 and r3 for supers in meter games if the game let's me

Tetris is literally the perfect game, and it was made by one Russian guy on an actual potato.

you fell for my bait. The webm is in easy auto mode which maps all combos into one butten

How do you feel?

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>ITS JUST A OPTION BRO
>DUDE I PLAY GAMES WITH A DDR MAT CAUSE IT MAKES IT HARDER
cringe

it's really easy to belittle plots, come one let's tell us which non jap character you think has a good story

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Sure old man. Go play some tetris before wheel of fortune comes on.

yes, user, some people choose to make games harder on purpose because that's fun for them. The key point is the ability to choose.

>in easy auto mode which maps all combos into one butten
So they added it making it a way to play a game

Using WASD is easy mode too, why not use ICPQ to really challenge yourself!

So go play FFXV with a DDR mat, it will make it harder for you so you can enjoy it :)

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You should be making money and hitting gym for your Race (White), zoomer.

They were pure faggotry before and never should've acquired eidos montreal.

combat won't get more difficult, though. You'll still just be holding down one input. the DDR mat meme only works in games with lots of inputs.

>Easy Automatic
And I'm pretty sure this is still bullshit because square is the gun button and not the sword button.

I use claw grip on games that don't even require it.

>dude, governments are bad, choose our city lmao
so deep

Lets compare the 2 characters.

1 goes to sleep and has a dream.
The other rejects government philosophies and modern morality and opts to build a city free of constraint.

1 is good, the other is bad.
Which is which? I guess it's just personal opinion. The jap one is bad

you're forming a half-assed opinion based on a very basic wiki summary, though

>favorite japenese character
Oersted from Live A Live.

>city
>free
you can't be free in societies, your freedom ends where another's begins, nigger

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Well I asked you to tell his story, and i also said there is no wiki. So thats all i got to go off of is some line from a review. Unless you want me to hit up a garage sale real quick, buy a weebstation and play through the game real quick before this crybaby thread dies.
Why do you retards all ignore the
>tell me the story of your
before that line. Is it because you know the story is retarded?

Are DMCfags the most delusional, pseudo-intellectual retards on this board?
Final fantasy fags are autistic but this isn't about them.

>all ignore
Too lazy to write, check google for more info.

just use an emulator, silly

take it easy barry

they're the only fanbase I've seen on this board who doesn't let shitposting get to them

Here since I'm the only one who can write. Lets tell the story of a famous and beloved Japanese character.

Solid Snake is a clone of Big... lmao... Boss. And Liquid Snake is his evil hahahahah cloned brother. Amd Solidus LMAO!!! is his 3rd clone triplet who is the President of the... oh jesus.
He also is really good at cqc and likes to ask questions.

> console shitter complain that mouse and keyboard are bad for third person games like DMC
> proceed to defend "claw"

I'd fix it by defuncting most of the dev team and bringing in western indie devs based on their preferences of 90s videogames.

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>dude, just escape from your binding city to come to mine binding city XD
or
>character tormented for killing his terminally ill wife
really hard, you anarcho scum

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I'm afraid of complex inputs on controllers because I'm a poorfag and I'm paranoid I'll break my controller which I've done in the past. I especially hate quick time events where you have to wiggle the sticks.

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Square button is for shot user and has auto on, don't be this delusional

>killing his terminally ill wife
So a dude had nightmares cause he ended the suffering of a woman who was gonna die anyways?
Sounds like he should take 1 or 2 therapy sessions to solve his problem.

Mr Andew Ryan cant solve his problems with therapy. He needs more interesting and drastic measures. The other guy just needs an alam clock or a therapy dog to wake him up from his autismares.

>Have teammates
>they're effective
>people complain

>have teammates
>they do no damage
>people complain

except you can't do that for every fight in KH3, Barry.

>What kind of retard thought FFXV would be like Devil May Cry?
a retarded FFXV fanboy that claims it would be better than DMC.

XV's casual combat is on par with the fucking Reboot

you can't fucking win with some trolls.

>remove teammates
>people don't complain

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WHO THE FUCK IS BARRY???

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What is rebinding buttons tard

>Put an option to toggle between different combat systems. One traditional, one ARPG for the zoomers

Solved

khfags' personal boogieman
if you ridicule them, you are barry

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DMCucks new boogeyman, they are schizoids lmao

...

who's the schizoid?

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this guy

>Become CEO of Square Enix
>Say ok guys make a new game but this time not for casuls, for real hardcore gamers such as myself.
Done.

really?

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an Australian autist obsessed with Final Fantasy XV. He insists it's the greatest game ever made, and will shitpost in any other thread about an action game. He will falseflag as a Kingdom Hearts fan in an attempt to get people hate that series. Most recently, he's been trying to start shit between the DMC and KH fandoms after getting entirely BTFO by all future XV development being cancelled.

It is the greatest game ever made though.

>all these babies crying about the claw grip
You are like a little baby. Watch this

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Austalian shitskin,autisitc and possible schizoid, obsessed with FFXV and has been shitposting about it for 6+ years.
Is known as Barry(his real name), Bazztek, and FFXV-kun

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Fuck I actually wrote an essay on how to fix this game but its on my old hard drive. I still remember my core three fixes though, pretty much this.
>never should have used luminous (this fixes like 70% of the problems with this game)
>tell tabata to fuck off regarding combat, if you're really that inept then outsource it, because its fucking terrible
>split it into two parts, yes I know they did that with XIII but this game actually needs it

>comparing an RPG to a cuhrazee

Dumb.

Take it further away from ARPG combat. XIII (LR in particular) and T-0 were mistakes.
Make Aranea, Iris, and Cor actual party members than can be swapped in and out with the three amigos.
Widen magic an utter fucking ton, there's a lot more kinds of magic that could have been brought in.
Give Ardyn a final phase after the QTE where he becomes Chaos, but Noctis' buds show up to help.
Enhance the Royal Arms by giving each a questline with lore about the attached Ruler of Yore instead of just a random dungeon. Pretty sure one of those tombs was just out beside a road.
Shinryu superboss.
Give everyone more abilities to use. Let Prompto have all of the collected Machinery available at once through a menu. Have Ignis able to imbue individual elements to everyone as well as heal. Give Gladio some Green Magic to use as well as being able to make him hard cover somebody. Give Noct buffing abilities and some of those Royal Armiger moves on his own. Give Cor some Bushido for fucks sake.

That's no excuse

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LR and T-0 were fine as spinoff games, the problem comes from trying to make a core game like that

>implying
youtu.be/-uamYk0wyFo

Sure it is, Barry.

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T0 being on the PSP (or was it Vita) originally was fine, but Japs took to it way too hard due to muh high school fatalistic drama, and they've tried squeezing it in everywhere they can.
LR was just an annoyance, the variety in it was great but the constant swapping couple with the pants on head retarded story didn't do it much service.

>1 Damage

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That's it. I've finally decided to try out DMC. Which one is the best - or should I just wait for 5? If I like the one I play, I'll go back to the rest.

Now that you called me Barry, your Barry hypothesis is disproven. He is a bogeyman that you use to label people who disagree with you.

just play them all in release order (completing 2 is optional)

Try out 1, 3, and 4 (3 is considered the best one.) Don’t play DMC2, it’s terrible. And if you’re morbidly curious, then check out DmC is you want to laugh your ass off.

3, if you like it play 1, 2 and 4

Ok then, Barry.

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Combo exhibition bro. Same how you're presenting DMC combos on a basic enemy without it dying.

there's an accessory that reduces all your damage to 1 specifically for the purpose of going bananas with combos

I told you it's a boogieman, maybe years ago it was really an autist obsessed with ffxv, now it's just a strawman

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>The key point is the ability to choose.
That's the bad part.

Barry is such a fucking retard, imagine spending half of your life defending this ffxv turd on twitter and Yea Forums(also on youtube, instagram, resetera, neogaf, news sites etc.)
Even most of the FFXV fans have already moved on, but of course not him.

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the ability to choose is never a bad thing

*AHEM*
FUCK SQUARE ENIX
FUCK TABATA
FUCK FFXV
AND OF COURSE FUCK BAZZTEK

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Based

you aight

How much of that input on the right is actually required?

>xv-kun is now using easy automatic webms to shitpost
Man, he's really desperate.

FFXV is the most difficult FF game.

all of it, if you play dmc for the crazy combo and you should

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Can I get a quick list of games better than FFXV and something they do better?

if you want to do what's happening on the screen? All of it. If you just want to beat the game? Very little of it. if you want to get a good style ranking? A good chunk of it.

IKR? It was pretty difficult for me to stay awake playing it considering how much of a snoozefest the game was.

>I don't play old console trash
>reps bioshock
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FF combat was never good and not the reason people liked these games.

Play 1, skip 2, cum buckets at 3

Not sure about a list but I’ll take this opportunity to prop up TWEWY
>more engaging combat system that forces you to git gud
>character development that isn’t reliant on DLC episodes
>an actual complete story on release
All in all, a great game.

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It came out on PC. Silenthill isnt a pc game. Nor is kingdom hearts, or the switch game someone mentioned. Nice try though, i agree it could have been even better if it werent for consoles.

Is the Switch version any good or should I just go for the DS version

Bitch no one said that, stop making shit up in your head or go to a mental facility.

As he came into the KH thread
It was the sound of a SCHUM
He came into his RE thread
He left the bloodstains on the Sekiro thread
He could see he was unable
So he ran into the DMC thread
He was struck down, it was his despair

Barry, are you ok?
So, Barry are you ok
Are you ok, Barry
Barry, are you ok?
So, Barry are you ok
Are you ok, Barry
Barry, are you ok?
So, Barry are you ok?
Are you ok, Barry?
Barry, are you ok?
So, Barry are you ok, are you ok Barry?

Barry, are you ok?
So, Barry are you ok?
Are you ok, Barry?
Barry, are you ok?
So, Barry are you ok?
Are you ok, Barry?
Barry, are you ok?
So, Barry are you ok?
Are you ok, Barry?
You've been hit by
You've been hit by
A smooth DMCfag

So they came into the DMC thread
It was Friday - what a red day
Mouth to mouth
Resuscitation
Sounding heartbeats - intimidation

Barry, are you ok?
So, Barry are you ok
Are you ok, Barry
Barry, are you ok?
So, Barry are you ok
Are you ok, Barry
Barry, are you ok?
So, Barry are you ok?
Are you ok, Barry?
Barry, are you ok?
So, Barry are you ok, are you ok Barry?

(Then you
Ran into the DMC thread)
(You were struck down)
(It was your despair)

(You've been struck by
A smooth DMCfag)

Okay, I want everybody to clear
The area right now!

HYAAAH!

(Barry are you ok?)
I don't know!
(Will you tell us that you're ok?)
I don't know!
(There's a sign in the KH thread)
I don't know!
(That he struck you - a SCHUM Barry)
I don't know!
(He came into your RE thread)
I don't know!
(Left the bloodstains on the carpet)
I don't know why baby!
(Then you ran into the DMC thread)
I don't know
(You were struck down)
(It was your death - Barry!)

Dag gone it - baby!
(Will you tell us that you're ok?)
Dag gone it - baby!
(There's a sign in the KH thread)
Dag gone it - baby!
(That he struck you - a SCHUM Barry)
Woo! Hoo!
(He came into your RE thread)
Dag gone it!
(Left the bloodstains on the Sekiro thread)
Woo! Hoo! Yeah!
(Then you ran into the DMC thread)
Dag gone it!

HYAAAH!

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I literally only played FF for being a mainstream turn based rpg, stopped caring about FF when it tried to become babby first action game

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Silent Hill 2 has been on PC since 2002

FF15 is better than KH3

Switch version is decent but the gameplay really shines on the DS, especially due to the dual screen gameplay.

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>Persona 4
Does party character relations better than FFXV
>Red Dead Redemption 2
Does open world better than FFXV
>Devil May Cry
Does action gameplay better than FFXV
>Kingdom Hearts
Does anime weeb story better than FFXV
>Lost Odysssey
Does Final Fantasy better than FFXV
>Gran Turismo
Does driving better than FFXV
>Metal Gear Solid V
Does cut content and not finishing the game better than FFXV

Its such a bad port people say to emulate it instead. wew what a bad game

>that last one
Kek

>>Metal Gear Solid V
>Does cut content and not finishing the game better than FFXV
quality post

>it's bad because it's on console

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emulation is still on PC

Still waiting for someone to tell the story of a good Jap character. They dont exist.

What I don't understand is how FFXV had even worse-feeling combat than a fucking psp game
youtube.com/watch?v=BPcT7ORugyQ

they did, you just don't know any better because you're a retard

d-delete this!!!

Judith combo videos really can't express how difficult she is to play.

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>they did
You are using plural, but only 1 guy wrote about the silent hill character. And all he did is have a dream and youth in asia'd his wife. Thats not a good character. And you are a baby who cant write about good Jap characters cause they dont exist.

You're going off a very basic summary, not actual firsthand knowledge. And other people have listed good characters from Japanese games, but you wrote them off because they're in console games, and people don't want to spoonfeed your ass.

Its cause you have small hands and a small dick to go with it, faggot. Don't worry though, my dicks tiny aswell.

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They listed random characters with no info about the story. They cant write about the story because it's retarded. Hence my first claim.

Still waiting.

you literally valued more the highschool tier speech of an anarchist

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Why didn't Barry just latch on to this game?
Literally the pinnacle of action combat for FF; absolutely shits on XV.

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Bioshock is baby's first Communist propaganda.

Show us the speech from a good jap character. I'll wait.

consider: people don't want to waste time and effort writing a character summary for you because you'll just say "lol that's shit" regardless of what they write.

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Because it wasn’t Square’s Duke Nukem Forever.

Let it die and reboot it how it was meant to be.

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Show us Adult's last Jap propaganda.

lol thats a shit response. Still waiting.

because Barry is a massive casual on top of everything else

>add a hard mode
>tweak de combat to have more depth
>add at least thrice as much story content (not including the dlc) than it currently has

Ffxv being shit hurt on a personal level. I mean after xiii i should have expected it but i thought they would finally get things right.

Kingdom hearts 3 and team fortress 2 might be the only games that were delayed and still good.

>Take the combat from Episode Gladio and apply it to Noctus and Iggy
>Outsource Prompto's base gameplay to Edios
>Postpone the invasion until later
>Make Galdin Quay and Hammerhead actual cities on par with Lestalum
>First act of the game is Noctus and pals going around to the main towns as a roving bachelor party/knight errants investigating weird shit shady imperial infiltrators
>Act two is Alticia where you sped a bunch of time hanging out with Luna as Noct and running security as the rest of the boys
>Empire invades Insomnia and Alticia during the wedding instead of at the beginning of the game
>Luna dies and Iggy is captured after using the ring
>Spend several sub chapters going around with guest party members from Cor at the ruins to Arenea until you reach the outskirts of Nifilhiem
>Some how join up with Ravus whos starting a revolution and you spend Act three helping out in a Nifilehm slum
>Finally invade the imperial fortress causing the Emperor to unleash the whole starscourge on everyone
>Get to explore the world of ruin while everything is going to shit instead of 10 years after doing quests all over the world in Arenea's airship
>By this time you get the full party of Gladio, Prompto, Ignis, Iris, Cor and Arenea
>Invade Insomnia which has turned into Pandemonium and kill the emperor and cancel the apocalypse
Rate my fan fiction

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>Kingdom hearts 3
hahaha

youtube.com/watch?v=l1ClbkTeCyw
you'll shit on this too anyway

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Throw that crystal saga bullshit in the bin. Fucking worst thing to happen to fi sl fantasy ever. Revamp the story, either go full dmc/bayonetta combat or go back to full turn base. stop this pseudo turnbase bullshit. Make summons awesome again.

I already made fun of Solid Snake.
Raiden is even easier to make fun of.

The robot AI talking about memes brainwashing people is kinda good but has MAAAAAAAAAASSSIVE Irony on a place like Yea Forums where all you do 24/7 is spout memes to each other. Where this thread is no exception.

youtube.com/watch?v=2RuW8MSvMvc
youtube.com/watch?v=LmWQd8zhEg4

Also it's baby's first philosophy class.
"Although there are people suffering in poverty, huge donations are made to protect endangered species."
Yea no shit, retarded AI robot, people and do and care about both *shuts off codec*

LMAO

>baby's first philosophy class.
>champions Andrew Ryan

Why do you care? You're obviously not from around here

A human mad at governments is a better character than an AI mad about too much information and false dichotomies. Like he's a fucking AI but he hates information? Comon, robots love information.

the variety in combat styles for Eight was amazing.

>Irony on a place like Yea Forums
4chan isn't an echo chamber
people here argue for the sake of being contrarians, if anything it's the opposite of an echo chamber

I was that retard. I didn't look at any game play videos other than the trailers and assumed it would be more like a proper hack and slash. That $40 I spent on it is not coming back. I only played it for like 3 hours before I dropped it. Easily the worst purchase on a game I ever made.

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>Yea Forums isn't an echo chamber
OK BARRY!

>human mad at governments makes his own government
>fails anyway
the AIs didn't hate all informations, brainlet,
only junk datas

junk according to their clearly retarded perception. >Hur dur, you cant help animals AND people! thats fake news!!

as a matter of fact when you spend money for animals you are subtracting them from people, yes nigger

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dumb japanese ai, L2economy

I think the game was boring, or at least how the story was told. It felt like parts were cut and pasted on.
I guess its not really Tabata's vision, you know its a frankenstein monster of a game.
I really wanted to see an eighth of what Nomuras hopes for it were.

Really the main issue was the story.

Okay Bearing

That's why you will always be 2 int, akko

Dumb fucking akko lmao

You guys who hate FFXV did you play the Royal edition and still hate it? Or original, or both? I only played Royal.

Well and TWEWY is basically made for the DS in more ways than one
Remember, the DS was really fucking popular in Japan, as most handhelds are. Particularly if you’re in a city where you are moving around a lot.
The game is basically a fucking portal into one developer’s vision of Shibuya. Being on the DS, with its clamshell design and being compact enough to fit in your pocket with a built in music player is part of the experience

Yes, easy automatic is journalist mode.

the only difference is unlike FF15 DMC actually has a non-journalist mode where you press more than one button

mfw this entire thread

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Why does it look like a lot of button smashing with DMC?

Make it turn based.

Still waiting for a good japanese character story. Doesnt exist.

"man this thread is full of retards"
"pay attention to me and my tard bait"

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I played Original on launch and it was one of the most insulting dumpster fires I've ever experienced. The DLC should've been free, to deliver the massive chunks missing from the $60 game I already fucking paid for.

Still cant telll a good jap character story. All of them are bad.

That’s a great point. I remember just having Neku run around Shibuya and exploring the sights while Calling or Deja Vu played in the background and it made for a comfy as hell experience. Honestly, TWEWY is one of the best handheld games ever made.

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holy shit based

they have to be balanced. They have to do damage but not enough to kill an enemy without your help

Combat was the only good thing about it you fucking stupid cunt

People like you are why vidya is shit. Drink battery acid and clean up the demographic faggot

it really wasn't

>FFXV’s combat
>good in any possible way

My nigg

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I’m sorry but you’re full of shit user.

just let it die, please...

FF15 is awful game, stop beating dead horse, please...

Shut up faggot, if you unironically think 16 hours of westernised yeehaw open world fetch quest simulator with the no development bros would be good if da combat was better then you need to ingest lead and remove yourself from the genepool

This game pisses me off because it's so close to being the best FF game but it got it's development shoved to the side because of XIII.

fully scrap versus xiii and just make a new game from scratch

add a female party member

user, even then, the gameplay was shit.

git gud

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Like, if I could do it over from scratch with an unlimited budget? I'd leave the combat up to someone capable of doing that DMC stuff well, because I'll admit ATB is kinda dated, even if I personally don't mind it. After that, I'd drop the setting and characters save MC using weapons DMC style. I'd set it in Ivalice and have your party consist of two humans and one of every Ivalice race, each of which have their own special job (like moogle juggler, bangaa dragoon, etc ). The party would be around 10 or so characters, and the battles would have enemy count upped to offset that, sort of like adding in a bit of dynasty warrior flavoring there. I'd make the humans extremely obvious romance options, but I'd also put in secret unlockable full length romances for every party member, with explicit Y/N romance/bromance branches. I'd also ditch the car for a chocobo squad -> APC/RV combo ala Stripes (pic related) -> futuristic jet airship akin to Ragnarok from FF8. I'd get Neal Stephenson and Warren Spector to write the story.

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Retard

Why is Barry so autistic? Was it always this bad or did FFXV break him?

>This game pisses me off because it's so close to being the best FF game

not really no. Combat is solid but that's basically it. The story sucks overall and the characters are bland. Plus there's very little real exploration or towns or anything.

Two words: Episode Duscae

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>FFXV had good combat

the animations were so sloppy, tons of wasted movement in the attack animations. Even Type-0 had better combat. Play Dragon's Dogma or something if you want good ARPG combat.

Wow, you put on the automatic.

>the story sucks and the characters are bland
blame that retard tabata, it was looking to be kino before that piece of shit fucked the game.

holy shit, based, and also, I dare to say? maybe, redpilled

>blame that retard tabata, it was looking to be kino before that piece of shit fucked the game.

in what way?

>uses pictures when asked for a story
I knew jap gamers had learning disabilities.

All of that could be fixed if the game had a bigger budget and more attention given to it
>combat is solid but that's basically it
it has a good base that could have benefited from better enemy design
>The story sucks
The ending was rushed as fuck and sucks, most of it is a decent war plot placed in a final fantasy settings, something that the series has never really done that much of.
>characters are bland
all of them could have been fleshed out with more time
>very little exploration or towns or anything
again could be solved by more development time.

the game makes it clear this mode is literally for babies. you can't even unlock easy mode to play it without dying several times in a row.
it penalises you and mocks you with the easyauto tag of shame all the way through.

They honestly should have just copy and pasted KH’s combat system