Can't even use outside

>Can't even use outside

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why would you want to, Switch fucking sucks balls

Turn around maybe.

yep sure sucks to play aaa games anywhere you fuckin want

>aaa
kek, name one kid

Breath of the Wild

Zelda, Breath of the Wild™
Get rekt, kiddo

>still holding on to launch games this hard
must be suffering

so then the suns in my eyes?

>name one game

>names one

>that one you just named doesn't count!

>two people come in and name a launch title
fair enough, name a recent triple a game, not one you've played to death and will never take on the go

Shitch

Wear anti-glare sunglasses maybe.

>Nintendo made game
>AAA

DOOM 2016 NBA 2K Wolfenstein 2 Mortal Kombat 11 Skyrim

>playing old shitty games at 10 fps in 480p outside with a shitty screen that eats glare
wow, what a cool console, I need to buy one now

30 fps 720p

prove it.

What's the matter?

>smash
Oh ho ho how will you spin this one though?

>30fps
That's a blatant lie and you know it

>casual garbage that was intentionally dumbed down to appeal to babies being played on a system with the worst controllers of all time on the go with a 2 hour battery life
Oh no, you got me this time, argggh, ugggh *dead*

Ok how about this

A non NINTENDO AA game?

>argggh, ugggh *dead*

* AAA

>he goes outside

>Sun shining on the Switch
Its not even playable outside

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>keeps posting first party
nobody gives a shit about nintendo games oh my god

>but but but but but

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Sonic Forces

>defending nusmash

Imagine having a handheld that cant even fit your pocket, one which requires a fucking man purse to be brought anywhere. Imagine defending this shit. The shitch shouldve been a damn home console only, maybe then the spec wouldnt suck ass and balls.

That’s a first party

Really shows how ignorant you are

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ITT snoybois S E E T H I NG

That switch is off idiotsX,D

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