What if duke was a girl

What if duke was a girl

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Ultimate femmenist shooter

Then they would be Duchess Nukem

if duke were a girl would she still go after other girls, or would she femdom every guy she saw?

then all of his oneliners would revolve about his vagina.

This, just imaging it is awful.
Why must women constantly do this.
I can see it now, mocking the demons genitals sizes and their height. She's here look sexy and chew gum and she's all out of gum. She'll rip off your head and use it as a tampon.

Impossible. Duke Nukem is manliness to the extreme.
Duke Nukem and Chuck Norris are the two exceptions to Rule 63.

She could be like xena though

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>Duke Nukem but it's Amy Schumer level humor

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dat cardboard handgun