Gimme all the memes

This is an odd boner. But also a strong one.

>lass sits on train opposite trainer boy.
>nice conversation starting.
>she opens her legs.
>She's not wearing anything

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If she turns oot tae be canonically Scottish ah'll fuckin jizz lads

She has the tam, its pretty much guaranteed.

Aye me tew ya bloody cunt

Nips are too dumb to into regional identities.

Fuckin mon then ya prick I'll shag yet da

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Not that kind of trainspotting you daft cunt

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Bloody is more is used more by the English and Canadian and Cunt is an Australian multi use word. Step up your meme game.

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Clearly never been to Scotland in your puff

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EPIC! i'm going to share these on my facebook group! the new pokemon game is sooo lit! xD

>Literally just fapped to "british porn" for the first time
Hope your proud of yourself game freak and or oc creators.

I've been to Ayr for a shit holiday and the haggis was disgusting. Get fucked.

I want to steal her bonnet

Fuck off, Haggis is great

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I ask yet again.
Has anyone drawn this yet?

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>bloody
>used by canadians

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why is she do depressed?

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because it's SHITE being scottish

It's not THAT shite

Because she has to live in scotland

She's scottish. Depression is the national pastime.

aye leave it to the yanks to come wit tae stick up their arse

She's Scottish.

Lack of sunlight in the winter leads to depression.

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Why do people with fuckin dysfunctional ears even try to write in Scottish? Half of that is completely wrong.

>thread about brits
>suddenly "SHITE" "LAD" "BLOODY" "CUNT" "ARSE" "MATE" posts everywhere when they virtually don't exist anywhere anytime else
do you brits just lurk 99% of the time or what the fuck is up

t’s SHITE being Scottish! We’re the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don’t. They’re just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can’t even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We’re ruled by effete assholes. It’s a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won’t make any fucking difference!

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It's always raining, and she picked the fire starter.

Now THIS is a real meme right here.

Even moreso than Finnish?

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>looks like we choosin red version today
I lost

Yeah. There are a lot more Scottish people in particular than you'd think who only post in the dialect when they see other Scots.

Scottish. Your job is to make everyone else as miserable as you

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>Tastes of fuck all

I just want regular cute fanart of her, the memes are shit

m i n g e

There are a LOT of Brits on this site. You only need to visit /int/ or Yea Forums to find out.

Scottish people in this thread right now!
I really wanna hear what you think of other accents of the world

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Reading all this then looking at the picture ended me

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the english accent is just a bastardization of our own
welsh is cool though

Why are you walking that Swanna ya daft cunt?

kino

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I like almost all of them, especially south african. I even like the welsh.

>game just had a reveal trailer is far from out yet
>shitload of art and porn of both of her and the blonde trainer

I love this.

These are literally normie memes

Nice treps ya dahft bastehd. Shahv'm uhp ye'r arsehhohl

The emulation of the Gen 1/2 art style is so on-point here, and all for a very specific meme. 10/10.

Coat isn't torn to shreds 7/10 still

Northern England/Scotland memes are the tits and you'll never convince us otherwise ya daft cunt

your mom is a normie meme

Only good image in this thread

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>normie
Get bahck ta rheddet ya bluhdy gun

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here's your answer. BTW: it'a all real

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>telling people to go back to r*ddit while laughing at Facebook memes

I lost it at
>"OI THINK ITS A LITTLE LATE FERA BREXIT LUV!"

You made this exact same thread yesterday - once is fine, but now fuck off.

But Brits have two facets one hot and one cold

>Aye ya can watch me
Even their thots are based. Holy shit

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Bushy

>So there was this rabbit, walking on his own two feet. And he-
>"Woah, woah, woah, I'm going to have to stop you there. What do you mean a rabbit was walking on his two feet?"
>Y'know, he just, was-
>Bollocks. Rabbits can't walk on their two feet because their weight distribution keeps them down because of their fat stomach
>Let him finish, Ricky
>"This rabbit, thing, rather- I can't say exactly if it was a rabbit, but it looked like one- was walking up this turning gear. Eventually, it jumped down. So fast, in fact, the ground caught on fire."
>"I'm sorry, are you not mistaking this for a really, really small meteor?"
>"BWAAAAHAHA Yeah"
>"So the ground was caught on fire, but get this- this toad fella dashed it from the pound."
>"Karl, by what mechanisms is a toad able to launch water from the pond? It doesn't have a big enough mouth and it's limbs are too small."
>"I'm sorry to say, but Ricky's got a point, Karl. Did you not question how such a thing can't happen?"
>Look, the site I got the story from said that's how it happened. Now, the toad came out of the pond. Next thing, get this- little money fellow.

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I forgot about this. Britain really is a third world country

probably not quite.
At least scotland isn't pitch black and cold as ice for half a year

Yeah I know that, and those ones are correct. The one in the image I replied to fucked up the end completely because they tried to rewrite it without understand the accent.

>that microwave one
lmao

Northern britfag here. These memes don't capture how ridiculous and dumb the culture actually is

Can somebody post the Lindy one?

Reminder this is offensive

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based

>2019
>still thinking Yea Forums is at the top of the meme chain and not Facebook

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>No memes of Kalos girl and Galar girl in 100 years war banter

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TL;DR

I didn't know Scots in Scotlands were a minority

Awoo

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>A scot that can't handle the bantz
Flog her

>A***b***

The girls look cute from here. Are Scot girls qts?

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>2019
>still caring about pokemon enough to seek out memes

no
some

this is embarrassing

I bet she votes SNP too.

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>0 to 1 retweets
who the fuck is going out their way to find these tweets to be mad about?

this bird and her shite opinion are clearly irrelevant

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no

Stupid lefties can't understand comedy. More news at 11

I see scotland is getting weaker.

>Barber could staple a pic ae yer maw gettin shagged tae yer heed but when he holds up that wee mirror you'd still be like ideal mate cheers
Fucking hell it hurts

Imagine being such a sperg that you go out of your way to find a literally who complain about Pokemon memes on Twitter then make a collage out of their posts to mock them.

/vp/ has been on point with art lately.

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the second to last one is a good example of how antisocial people think jokes about something are somehow disrespectful towards that thing rather than a sign of endearment.

>it took 4 days for scottish pokemon girl to turnaround from fresh oc to tired reddit shit
>but Yea Forums isn't sick of pepes and wojaks

fuck you all
fuck you all especially,
also fuck you, fuck

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just the same as other British girls but with more redheads

>She has a cock.

I want to ___ Merida

this desu

Because doing it right or wrong isn't the point, it sounds absolutely retarded either way to anyone who speak proper english. Nobody cares about learning how to write that bastardization of the language correctly, they are doing it to entertain themselves, by mocking your people.

There is a severe lack of bunnies

they got autism powers for days
all they need is a proper way of releasing all that energy
usually it's furfag porn but this is better

"Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucknig get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck"

I am fucking dying holy shit

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How does this make you feel?

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forget
what a fucking terrible movie

Based

>Yea Forums has fallen for this unfunny normie shit

why am I even surprised anymore

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nothing since she's not real and we also don't have an actual age.

>finding that 1 in 6 million uppity scottish cunt being a cunt to bait on Yea Forums
well good job. scots love seeing themselves portrayed anywhere in any light pretty much. cause people always think some posh english cunt when they say UK.

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>I see scotland is getting weaker
>literally 0 retweets

Scottish twitter bully tries to bully her way to get you behave like she wants you to behave.

Yet they somehow look like a bigger retard in doing so because anyone with a few brain cells can nail the sound without trying.

Remember, the artist QUALIFIED the characters as LOUD and PUSHOVER, as if it wasn't always the norm. He qualified her as loud AND scottish, if all scottish people were loud you could just write 'Scottish' and get the point across. Fucking hell, if we irish can handle all the alcoholism jokes you tall buggers can handle everyone sucking your cocks over how big strong and alpha you are in your stereotypes. Stupid tosser, what an absolute muppet, can't even handle getting the piss taken out of her online

Was Wreck it Ralph 2 bad? I want to specifically fuck the Wreck it Ralph 2 version of her.

>baguette tae fuck

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>implying it wasn't started on all places simultaniously.
Fuck off bobby.

She looks older like the gen 5 and 6 protagonists.

>no accent
can't you people do anything right?

That's because you're irrelevant m8

Why the fuck would you sensor choke and die?

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>WAAAA WAAAAA NORMIE MEME WAAAAAAAA
You need to go back

The predrinking one seems Australian.

Reminder.

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>quotation marks on a website with a dedicated colour text for quoting

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time to read a book mate.

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why is she Scottish for no reason?

I already have my niche fetish (piss) porn of her. Thinking that she feels that way only makes it hotter.

It was just one faucet in the skit

the hat

nintendo viral marketing scheme

Who is this? I must know for reasons.

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Dinnae draw porn o' me, ye pumpin' freaks. Aam literally lik' 12 year auld. Ch*ke 'n' d*e pedophile scumbags

>en taym a wunt it dey or neyt
Jesus christ almighty

Protip to any non-Scots attempting to type in a Scottish accent: You're always overdoing it to fuck

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fucking kek

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>for no reason
are you just now coming to these threads?

read this instead.

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SS protagas look way older than even the gen 5 protags. stop being retarded

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she's 16
legal in bong

They never said she is but people like to pretend to because of the memes

The region is based on Britain, England gets the boring boy and no-one outside of the UK even knows what Wales is.

says the skirtless, proly pantyless buttslut herself

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IT’S A DODUO

No pokemon girl has ever looked under 16. Claiming otherwise is bullshit. The canon age is retarded.

It might comes to a surprise to you, but nobody fucking cares about Scotland, we have the luxury of never having to listen to your retarded accent on a daily basis. Maybe once a year you'll get to hear one in a movie. It might not be enough to learn the ins and outs of your retarded language, but it's enough to know it's laughable.

Worst girl from Madoka, she dies in episode 3.

she's wearing a Tam o' Shanter

>that bulge
OwO

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A B S O L U T E L Y T A N T A L I S I N G
more

Only with parental consent.

>Twitter bully
As if

Mutch better

No, dick, why?

>being assblassted enough to make this

Not if the male is Asian though.

Fucking brilliant.

have you watched the video? cause thats about on fucking point

Recently out of the oven
youtube.com/watch?v=v5kRW54Bbe4

i usually hide my power level and type like a mutt

I knew she was packin a real Big Ben between her legs

That's England though.

Where's the non-edited version?

n-no

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>>>>>>bulge
Literally where you futa faggot?

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Exaggeration is the heart and soul of stereotyping

Imagine having to hear an accent more than once to understand how to type it. More-so imagine being that way and then trying to type it anyway and looking like a retard in doing so.

Lmfao pathetic

Warass!

chicken chan is pretty loli

That's all there is so far

Scotland cucked themselves into sticking with England. They can be memed like them too.

Anyone ever notice how in all of these segments, Karl was describing something that actually happened, just poorly, and Ricky just decided that the whole thing never happened? Ricky always sounded like he was winning a debate but was completely wrong.

Top kek

They're just suckling on England's money, once Brexit ruins everything Scotland goes independent.

For what reason does a Sword and Shield abbreviation chart exist?

Scottish slang isn't something you ever type out naturally. We used to do that shit in the MSN/texting days but it's so unnatural to do and nobody will know what the fuck we're saying otherwise.

like you could say "shut it ya weapon, ken wit a mean?" and probs most people don't knows wtf it means.

>announcement was met with cheers of joy from UK faggots
>now half of those threads are made of scotts getting butthurt over stereotypes and pretending that they don't sound like that

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>mfw brits refer to pakis and east indians as "asian"

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Only looks pathetic to people who know the language and get offended when people don't get it, aka retarded Scots. And who gives a shit about what the Scots think.

How will gamefreak handle english "food"?

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/vp/ loves to argue on what each gen should shorten to.

AND HE'S AN ARSEHOLE

r/ing this but with Pokelass

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Legitimate autism

They are Asian. Yank ignorance doesn't change that.

because retards cant just accept that SS is fine

Retards are afraid of Pokemon SS

Yes

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LOL

To prevents retards from giving us a retarded abbreviation like SuMo again.

dailymotion.com/video/x2xf23c

You mean normally?

HES AN ASSHOLE

More like /ss/ amirite?

imagine going to a school girls parents and asking to bang their daughter

When you have an entire board devoted to talking about exactly one thing, even the most minute details get debated endlessly.

Wait, so Scottish lasses aren't loud, obnoxious bullies? Guess I'm cancelling my trip, then.

>Implying
We welcome it ya fookin tart

I don't get why you would base your fantasy game on grey ass england, boring and depressing as fuck country. This is going to be the worst region since johto

Post the video

I'm Scottish and it offends me that this little fucking idiot is offended on my behalf. Git right tae you wee mink

So is this guy.

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wtf did i just read? srsly, i understand the half of it

>t. never been to peak district

Bongland is great.

Like just last night a Young Chav girl jumped over a pole and then dabbed at me, she proceeded to follow me around the shop dabbing.

Kill yourself

beautiful

kek. I was waiting for this one

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LEAKED

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she's defo the minority, you're safe pal. plenty of greasy slags waiting for you.

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They look cute together!

>Baseball
>Not Cricket

Doubt.wav

What the fuck I love Sobble now

I wouldn't get anal about people screwing up our stupid slang. I think it's really cute desu.

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Kind of good actually

Think of the ugliest Americans you've met living in one shithole. They are fun people though, I'll give them that much.

>bunny turns into a jet
I'd be ok with this

The bottom two are fake

finally, this one's a classic

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So do Americans. I've always had 2 faucets.

>Not Pokemon centre
Literally one job

youtube.com/watch?v=vRNGvvjWJ9o

So it' steel/fire, dragon/water and fighting/grass
That'd be interesting

I really, really hope that the female player character will be able to wear this school uniform as well. But I kind of doubt it due to how the trainer is wearing it.

Are you saying Disney lied yo us?

I'm honestly getting tired of all the scottish/cockney joke.
Yeah it was funny the first couple days but now it really got ran to the ground.

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Fuckin Scotts can't handle bantz
I guess all the ones who can are at the bar

Don't be gettin triggered now, scottie

Now I hope that's the shiny.

>Fighting/Grass
More like
>Steal/Grass

Up yours guv

I've never seen anywhere with this type of sink

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this is gonna be a good gen

If you don't vote NSP youre a fuckin idiot. there the only party that has any smarts in this fuckin shithole.

>Nazi dog situation.

Why did they have to make a shittu sequel?

It's the gorilla cousin from merica.

Looks very cool, true if big.

Oh this is amazing.

I get the original video i do
But what are they feeding that tiny ass starly that weighs as much as a steel pokemon twice it's size
That's CLEARLY cheatan

>clueless assholes trying to mimic the dialect and failing
>but virtually everyone is clueless so everyone cheers it on anyways
>this in turn pisses off the actual scots but no one cares
Even the meta acspect of this meme is funny

Jesus, she could have shitposted on Yea Forums and get at least some replies and attention. Instead she typing in twitter with 0 likes.

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Don't worry, it'll get run into the ground like everything else. Give it a little while.you twat

triggered scottie detected

I doubt it's real, but that Grookey is 10/10

pissing off scots is just the icing.
t. scot

You'll only get replies on Twitter if you post some real controversial stuff involving "races" or sexism, any other type of shitposting won't get shit

The bunny is from an old fake, but the Sobble evo looks really nice. Grooky Evo could be better, but it's not bad. Would use desu.

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Now explain the difference between an Irish and Scottish accent

England here it. I find it annoying because, burgers aren't applying themselves in their stereotypes. Softly spoken Edinburgh waifu is far better than generic loud glaswegian ned.

Haven't seen it yet, what's bad about it? I read the sequel book and it was pretty good.
>sick boy about to fuck some chick
>she notices he has a book from kant sitting on the table and comments on it
>he immediately thinks she called him a cunt

holy shit this is amazing

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i feel like, i want to bash her, with a seat, in the face, over and over. fuck this generation snowflake cunts

BAC

I dunno whether to laugh or be aroused

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Just how many ESLs are there trying to meme around and end up failing horribly not even half-way

Pokedex data states that Starly and Honedge both weigh 2 kalagrams. Look it up.

This is way too good for GF. Defo fake.

It's based off an idealized and romanticized version, as the whole point of the pokemon world is that everything is near perfect and nowhere near like ours

This is legitimately the worst attempt at an accent i've ever seen

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this is the only image that separates Yea Forums from Reshit

You can do both. I did.

What does Bank of America have to do with this?

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How is it people in most of America sound pretty similar, but in the U.K. despite the fact you are the size of a small state you have 30 different accents?

literally fanart but still some decent evos

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nope

>leaks this early
>of final evos no less
And I'm Donald Trump

What type of snack/dessert do you think will replace malasadas in this game?

heroin

I blame the water, Welsh Water tastes like fucking ass compared to superior Cheshire water, of course it's going to butcher their brains into sounding retarded.

>Grookey evo isn't Son Wu Kong/Goku/Monkey King
These look like shit.

Infernape exists you retard, do you want them to literally recycle ideas?

Thanks user, I giggled

But look, they're the same weight

Based

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Bloody hell. Thanks mate.

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>Your ass is grass, and I'm the fire type, ya bloody... ZZZ

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>How is it people in most of America sound pretty similar
They do? Because people from New York sound grossly different then people from like Alabama. Which those people sound different from Texans. There's also the weird off-shoots like geechee if you live in South Carolina which if you're not from there sounds like Angry gibberish.

Infernape doesn't have a bat and
>Gamefreak
>not recycling ideas
You are actually retarded

kinder eggs

Freddos

>rabbit placed next to a silhouette of chicken-chan for size comparison
okay m8

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Will there be any Kalos mentions?

Yeah, but you start in London and people have one accent, then you drive 90 km to Oxford and they have a completely different accent.

Hell, there's like three different London accents.

It is obvious.

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>Steal/Grass
>Steal type
>Steal
>"ea"
>A

Fucking hell.

Based Mashiro poster

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Infernape is literally based on the fucking Monkey king look at it.

And I mean people already complain about recycling ideas, let's not keep add fuel to that fire.

That's due to how much knife crime is in the area, can't have coherent sentences when knife gangs are mugging ya'

meant

I think his point is we have extreme regional accents despite in some cases distinct accent locations being a 30 minute drive from each other tops, assuming the traffic on the motorway isn't being shite.
I couldn't tell him why, we also have some pretty distinctive genetic divides between towns too that can be traced back hundreds of years, perhaps a general mentality of the next town over being utter bastards has something to do with it, taking the piss out of other towns around is pretty normal, like how it's a mark of pride for someone from manchester to own their very own pair of shoes.

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>That's due to how much knife crime is in the area, can't have coherent sentences when knife gangs are mugging ya'

You 'avin a giggle m8?

Tfw random artists make stuff 100 times better than it will be

>galar regional Exeggcute

Why did they pick such a boring-ass setting like the UK instead of something more fun or lively like Italy, Spain or Mexico?

Yorkshire Puddings, each town will put something different inside the Yorkshire Pudding.

>Mash & Gravy in Yorkshire Puddings
Pure kino

>Deep fried (or baked) hard (or soft) boiled egg wrapped in sausage and breadcrumbs

that actually sounds pretty good, especially for traditional english food

i love it

For some my family in Ireland think it's impossible to drive from one place and back in such a short time like their perception of how large Ireland is and how long it takes to drive places is completely fucked

elaborate how those are "fun" and "lively" compared to anywhere else?
it's a fucking fantasy childrens game. they'll make up some shit for it.

im scottish and i love this shit. it's nice when we get talked about at all really

They had to do Britain at some point

quality

dumb meming aside, it's astonishing how localized to fucking london knife crime and acid jar to the face crime is.
I feel like the rest of the country would be better off if we sank london to the bottom of the ocean, just have a big field with big ben in the middle for new years, it'd be fine.

That's because there are literally tens of thousands of "random artists" drawing the same thing.

By pure statistics, one of them will be better than the person you interviewed and hired for the job since only a relative handful of people applied.

Literally they decide which new region to make based on where they want to vacation using company money
Japs love fucking France and Harry Potter

>baseball
CRICKET YOU NONCE

fucking amazing

Hawaii was certainly a fun setting because there was so much to work with and it's quite a exotic and recognizable face.

Nobody fucking cares about the UK on a cultural sense. They don't have any cuisine, their architecture is boring.

Literally anything anyone knows about the UK is the Big Ben and the red phone booths (that are filled with shit and piss in real life)

That's because the traffic is shit, and ireland is a emerald toilet that actually gets more rainfall than england.

Then all that crime would just shift to the next capitol.
It's the same shit as everywhere else: big metropolitan city => crime

Here's your regional food lad.

They're fucking disgusting.

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please, those chippies will deep fry anything and everything, including whatever you bring them, that's not an indicator of anything.

What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Do you really think people talk like this?

It's almost like the economic system is designed to always have an underclass who has to resort to crime to support themselves.

I don't get it

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>Deep fried Mars bar
Good lord, I thought only Americans were that disgusting

Here's your regional food

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we're talking about the people who came up with haggis here.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZdUoZJvdipA

>why are you walkin an ostrich ya daft cunt?
>IT'S A FOOKIN DODUO! An ees an arse ole.

youtube.com/watch?v=i2q0T7QXETs

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Real life sword aren't as heavy as you'd think they are. Your average two handed sword is actually about 5lbs, or about 2.2kg.

Leaked photos of the new Team Rocket

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>Oh yeah
GOD I CAN HEAR IT AAAAAA

And it's easier to commit crime in big cities, because there are more opportunities.

Oi ther gal, u have a loicense fer that knife?
>I thought only Americans were that disgusting
Anglo genes are a frightening thing.

Texas is 3.5 times the size of Great Britain and by your own admission there is only one accent there.

Most people in America trace their ancestry to people that didn't speak English when they arrived.

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He's an arsehole!

>implying Nintendo wants anything to do with Mexico after how Mario wearing a Sombrero was somehow considered offensive, and then how they released Smash Ultimate early

It's probably because in a small town, everyone knows who you are, so A: you can't get away with it, and B: you don't want to rob your friends.

>Mario wearing a Sombrero was somehow considered offensive
By sjw chicanos who aren't Mexican?

Millions of people living in the same small space with little movement for thousands of years develop culture.

>thread about scottish protag
>euros can't help but derail into being about America
I thought article 13 was suppose to keep you shits away

By mexicans living in california

>Norwegians went to humid as fuck southeast america
I guess it makes sense when you think about it.

>two handed sword
Careful with words like that, people have different ideas about what that means. A semi-late medieval style sword with a blade of about 90cm weighs just below 2kgs on average.

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Anywhere cold ends up adapting to eat fucked up disgusting shit like rotten fish eyes

So chicanos who aren't Mexican?

Bottom line is, big city, big crime. Easier to commit. Easier to get away with.

Deep fried mars bars are smalltime.

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I just threw up a little.

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The Norwegian parts are in the Dakotas/Minnesota. The part in the south is some nebulous "American" identity

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Say "'ello" to your elite four

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How much butthurt will there be when the inevitable Cromwell gym leader gets revealed?

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Oliver Cromwell did nothing wrong.

If any of you Americans come to England some time, come to Chester I can show you the street in town which has 14 Cafes, 7 on each side of the road.

all article 13 will do, if it even does anything, is boost VPN subscriptions.

And you post this in a thread about the UK
But it should definitely be that way around
Hmm

>who
Fags who intentionally dig deep to get mad and make those screencaps for (you)s. It's kinda like that photo of all those photographers who crowded around a knocked over trash bin during a protest.

I'm American and I've always had sinks like this. I live in rural Louisiana if that makes a difference.

The ones where Shield-chan is menacing or tormenting Swordfag are my favorite.

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All halal

These threads show why /vint/ needs to come back.

I think that was intentional, m8.

Wales is pretty known because of Bale and the Euro. But outside of europe you're right

imagine being scotch

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No the Halal ones are on the University streets where there's 10 Barbers along the 5 streets of Uni students. Sadly none of this British Culture will get into Pokemon

Black american here.

Watching the irish v british stuff is hilarious because its like a liberal american v republitards but its foreign so I don't get depressed.

By this same logic, white south africans are actually just Africans.

What the fuck, stay out of my hard drive

Shit. This just reminded how terribly things could go wrong.
For their first forms I was actually leaning towards Sobble bur couldn't help but very much considering Scorbunny.
Yet going by these final evolution concepts I fucking love the Scorbunny concept and yet the Sobble concept looks awful. The worst one by far.

It's always scary not knowing what they'll grow into.

You mean thousands of illiterate people with no mobility learn to speak in a way that only their neighbors understand because their lack of literacy means that only oral is the only way that information (including all facets of language) is passed on

great show there, m8

I know what Wales is. They call their cities names like kdsfhsdhfsdhafksdajhfksdafkhfdhkfdkhfd

>Snapchat

I'd burn like syphilis going down but still be just as fun as the day you contracted it

>giant wall of text
tl;dr it's probably unfunny shit like always

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You can just say that you like or enjoy the image

One of the best pastas around.

Not really that funny but it did kinda got me hard.

IT’S AN HE

this is LITERALLY just random twitter shit and has nothing to do with pokemon
holy shit you are pathetic

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top kek

it's a religion thing so many people would claim they couldn't be any more different, as religion is the number 1 most important thing

Thought I heard that last one was stolen from some other user and they drew all the other shit around it to make it seem like a believable leak?

The sequel is pretty different in it's tone, but that's fine. It's still a good movie, though I prefer the original.

Do you remember when Doom Eternal made its debut and Yea Forums wouldn't shut up about SJWs throwing tantrums or whatever? And then when you actually looked at the screencaps, the likes/retweets were barely in the triple digits, and the screencaps always had "Doom" and "offensive" or some other buzzword in bold, which means whoever was looking for these didn't find them because of meaningful traction, but because they were deliberately searching for them through twitter's search engine?
It's exactly like that, it's always about making some nonexistent entity upset, tilting against windmills.
Hell, if you actually read the thing, the people were just mostly talking about how they felt the gag was kind of off-color and were otherwise positive on the title in general.

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I've been to England for a week. Though I didn't see Chester. It was nice though. All the people were very nice and funny as hell. Definitely a lot better than France. I got mugged in Paris 2 nights in a row, no shit. I only explored at daytime after that. Besides that, it was all right. Just a very dirty city. England was definitely a better experience. Would recommend to any burgerbros reading this.

[Glass Him]

I am picking Scorbunny and naming him Bucky.

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This is nothing new, just go to twitter and you will find thousend people like this

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OH
THAT'S A BASEBOL

UK comedians > american comedians
Bill Bailey and Dylan Moran are great.

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That's nothing

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faggot

>in case you wanna debate me on this or whatever: kung pow penis

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Scorbunny is obviously going to evolve into a football themed rabbit, not a rab-bot.

>Get kicked out of Greggs for being racist
>Just go to the next door branch instead

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you called?

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I wonder if the Japanese fans understand why a big chunk of Shield's fan art has her drunkenly screaming at Pokemon.

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*dabs*
roasties always toasty

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Its a meme that people on tumblr/twitter spam whenever somebody draws lewd art of lolies are anime character that dont have big tits and ass and there for seen as not adults. Same with the FBI memes that people spam japanese artists with

knowyourmeme.com/memes/kung-pow-penis

>What makes me a good Pokémon Trainer?

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That's my face when trying to understand foot fetishes

a cigarette cause i'm not a fag

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fuck off scot

>tfw one of these retards complained about me RT some porn
How did they even find me I am just in Twitter for the porn

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>How did they even find me I am just in Twitter for the porn

Friendly reminder that if you have twitter and your friends follow you there, they will see every single like you make. So every time you like a NSFW piece of art, your friends will see that on their news feed.

SnS is an acceptible way to type "Sword and Shield" that's been adapted from Monster Hunter and probably far, far further, but it's triggering autists in these threads who want to make "Straight Shota" or Hitler SS jokes, so they've been manufacturing butthurt in threads to make things go their way.

>dugtrio al me oles

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>she/they

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Triple penetration, user. Mouth, vag, anus. Three dicks. Dugtrio.

>these people used to be on tumblr only for the most part
>tumblr banned porn
>they moved to twitter despite them hating porn
>twitter is now full of these people that will just shit up any comment section with FBI/Police memes

At least pixiv is safe for now, people there actually have real convos insted of bitching that art is problematic

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Leave Geno out of it

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I have tears streaming down my face
oh god
thank you for this

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No I get it, I'm just amazed at how its written. Do actual brits make this shit up or what?

Some are.

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>I am sick of these jokes
>I am going to willingly participate in these threads just to tell everyone how sick I am

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But there is one, on the right. Poke Mart is a thing too you know

Are white south africans reviled?
I remember watching some tv show where characters found out this one guy was born in South Africa and they decided to start treating him like he was a neonazi because he wasn't black.

Only in really old buildings.

wtf I want a British gf now

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I'm a bit worried that we're getting Kalos all over again and they want to play it safe to get used to the new engine.

Only by left wing racial identitarians. Anyone else doesn't care.

the south is not the United States

But that bullying stereotype is hot! I'd like a slightly abrasive but ultimately sweet s
Scottish gf.

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I remember somre Disney movie like this, only it was a girl from South Africa. She wasn't racist at all, but flashbacked to a lot of racism.

how old is she? is it a jail bate?

>Big Ben
it's Elizabeth Tower ya daft yankee

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>not: Shift + S + S + release + left arrow + w + right arrow + h

nobody gives a fuck about whether it's the tower or the bell, fucking accept it

SS is already taken by SoulSilver, so it's not an option. SnS or S&S if you're a tryhard is the best options.

Better keep it ambiguous.

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Any cute girl is

Ricky Gervais just thinks he's better. The show was literally all about Karl and Ricky still had to be the star. Karl was his "little pet project" to him and it clearly showed. Always hated how fucking condescending he was to his 'friend.' Funny how the show was supposed to shame Karl for his socially awkward tendencies and it only succeeded in making Ricky look like a fucking ponce

If you don't like it why don't you just secede? ;^)

Only in that version of the timeline to be fair. No bulli Mami

>it's a tranny who complains about fictional porn
Who would've fucking thought

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I bet she's showing off rack just for fashion

According to a UN report Finnish are the happiest people on earth.

I wish they would have let you fucks stay gone

>English food
>Image specifically states it's from Wales
Based.

There are still people who argue that SM should've been SuMo, specifically because "pokemon SM could bring up all kinds of fetish shit on google images" despite the fact that Pokemon clearly saw this coming and had google images scrubbed, and "pokemon SuMo" used to bring up even worse fetish shit than pokemon SM ever has

more scorbunny Max stuff

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What tree would the professor be named after?

A lot of the people retweeting those pictures are probably her age. But sure go ahead and condemn literal children.

I need a comic arc of her turning into a giant to track down english lad after she thing the posh british lass is trying to take him and putting herself on display to prove she has the better body

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This is what your beloved federal government wants. Don't like it? Tell your senator or governor. See how that democracy and due process will work for you.

Here's your Team Skull replacement bro.
youtube.com/watch?v=LO-Adcb8yRQ

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I'm pulling for Yew.

>she/they
>gay idiot

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She might just want to get laid.
She's a teenager, they are permanently horny.

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Is it like one of those "This country where all the poor people get kicked out has a very high average wage" situations?

I like to think it's just max with some facepaint, bullshitting appropriate moves with flamethrowers and firearms.

Hey, EXTREMELY gay idiot.

>Pokemon Leave
>Pokemon Remain

>stop drawing lewds
>Sod off I can draw what I want
>g-g-guys this guy is drawing something I don't like.

What a fucking fag.

>She's a teenager, they are permanently horny
Speak for yourself, fag.

>the porn got got 10 times the likes compared to this bitchs crying

At least that

Yeah that looks like a thot pretending to just be pretty and totally not a gigantic thot

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Sauce on the uncropped image?

Professor Soapbar

>thot
Can someone translate from millennial ebonics to english?

Max did become an eldritch level god by the third telltale game

Aka slut

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I'd really like to listen an audio version of this pasta. It would make my entire life

i really hope not because it's got to be one of the worst attempts at phonetically spelling british accents i've ever seen
absolute shite

"That Ho Over There"

Because all the severely unhappy people kill themselves. Coincidentally the population density in finlandia is quite low.

Surely slander like this is against Twitter rules?

That report is full of shit

Why do people nowadays like talking like niggers?

>Not S S

Who gives a fuck.

It's called humor.

oh god yes

the same reason r*dditors kept calling pokemon Sun and Moon as SuMo instead of the agreed on SM/S&M

Because everyone is niggers now.
Even you.

beans and toast/10

Try reporting them for targeted harassment.

I don't know who decided that the word is a acronym all of a sudden, but it's wrong. Thot is ye olde english for slut, nothing more.

We use cunt aw the time, ya cunt

I cannae wait until you have to play a whole pokemon game set in this great country.

Yer maw

Except in the original he only used one tap.

Haggis sandwich

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Pretty sure it is but it wont matter, twitter hardly ever bans people

BEGONE THOT

>chicken-chan for size comparison instead of the Scottish girl
fake

Geggs looks like it has more soul than Greggs desu

I don't know how one denies the other.
Sluts aren't horny?

At least youse arent attached to a bunch of crumpet munching poofters

Based Watson poster

That was the point of the character.......How did you miss that?

good shit

greggs>geggs

only casual scrubs prefer geggs

Yanks are alright. Although that generic fat white couple shouting about Edinburgh castle is grating.

English is just funny

I like German and Dutch accents personally

Ach away down to England then and take yer Scottish cringe with ye

Do NOT eat mareeps!