BETHESDA BTFOs TROLLS ON TWITTER

Absolutely seething

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To be fair he's probably some intern getting paid next to fuck all and has to deal with shit he was never involved with.
I'd honestly quit rather than deal with the shitstorm the company brought down on itself

Could you imagine if other companies did this after a big PR shit-show?

>If you aren't trolling our meat is made of the highest grade chicken in the world, if you are trolling then our chicken is made out of pink sludge squeezed out of a iron pump.

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product in question

its $40

gear.bethesda.net/products/fusion-core-power-bank

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JUST

That's pretty sad, it reminds me of that time when during Octodad presentation some Sony rep mentioned giant enemy crab and no one had a single chuckle to spare

that's a dildo for the adventurous if I ever saw one

youtube.com/watch?v=FnxgY5Z2t3I

To be fair, it's not like Bethesda can shit on themselves anymore... who am I kidding, they find new ways every week...

HIGH IMPACT POLYMER

Damn that's actually pretty neat... Gonna order two now thanks for the link. I love not being poor.

>Being aware people keep bringing up your past scams

Good. The salt is delicious.

Go home Todd

Jokes falling flat thread?
Jokes falling flat thread
youtube.com/watch?v=outJSCu3FOc

>7500mAh
I'm pretty sure that 7,500 million people went "AAAHH" seeing that trash

oh god I hope it's going to set someone's house on fire
bethesda will be done for

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It's literally over twice what you should pay for something with those specifications lul

It's cheap plastic shit

>yfw this fiasco was 100% intentional because they knew for a fact starfield and tes6 wouldn't live up to their prior hype and now they'll take literally anything as long as it isn't as bad as f76

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Kek my brother 3D printed one of these for far cheaper.

going to need to start giving social media managers autism tests

Who the fuck is the target demo buying all this shit?

I've loved games since I was little but you won't find a single video game themed item in my house.

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nah he's middle management. took it real personally

Cheaper from Best Buy.

bestbuy.com/site/development-plus-inc-7500-mah-portable-charger-for-most-usb-enabled-devices-yellow/6297734.p?skuId=6297734

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I wish companies would stop with this self-aware, garbage way of communicating with their customers. There's nothing funny about some big corporation being rude a customer due to him being stupid or asking a genuine question they think is self-evident.

OH NONONONONO

>only 7500mAh

did we just time travel back to 2010

a xiaomi 20,000 mAh powerbank costs the same

Remember folks, if you don't want to lose your progess in Skyrim for PSP while you're waiting in line at you Gamestop to buy Fallout 76, make sure you got your powerbank nearby! I know I have, it's great to have such an iconic piece of Fallout lore right here in my pocket at all times. Tell your friends!

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Reddit-minded autists that are ultra fans of a particular franchise or developer. You know, those guys that don't mind being buttfucked by a company and even go on crusades to defend anything they do, no matter how obviously shitty they are being. You can see them in places like comment sections on the company's videos the Twitter comments and reddit.

ur a faget todd.

Absolutely seething

>tfw would unironically buy skyrim for psp or vita but both are dead as fuck

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whats that from?

"Hey son? I told you to put my shit back in the shed if you borrow anything from there. Now what did this go to again?"

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>apologises and backtracks X nth times on twitter after

Sorry Todd, but I'm afraid I've already spent all my money preordering The Outer Worlds. No hard feelings, right?

The fuck, you could get a power bank thats half the price and almost triple the power

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>17+
why does a power bank have a age restriction restriction

>high impact polymer
What the fuck does that even mean?
As a polymer chemist, I don't think I've ever heard a term like that outside talking about impact testing.

Considering the shit they pull on a weekly basis, being wary of their "products" is a sensible concern.

Just a buzzword for plastic.

dude, there are people who buy very expensive handmade tables with a flat earth model in them. people are nuts.

>falling for disgusting dewalt yellow
>not even shitposting with patrician makita blue

picking a /diy/ fight on Yea Forums

plastic thats extra tough

its used for modern firearms, largely in pistols and the such (think glocks)

Holy fucking JUST
can you imagine what kinda shit that guy has had to endure to make him seethe this hard?
that's a fucking buttplug and it even looks like shit in the ad so I guess they're being honest now

>noone has tweeted at them asking how many vibration setting it has since you didn't see that in the product description
I'm disappointed.

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Bethesda DESTROYS trolls with LOGIC and FACTS!

can´t they get anything right?
it is just sad at this point

Bethesda games

Looks like cheap chinese shit. Probably took a $5 generic power bank and put a cheap plastic shell on it.

>snapping on a potential costumer
That's not very professional, unless he started the conversation insulting you, this employee should remain neutral and respectful, otherwise they'll lose money.
I bet it was a chick behind that tweet.
It's literally your company's fault that people are questioning the quality of your products.

gear.bethesda.net/products/the-elder-scrolls-the-official-cookbook
lol

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sauce?

but the bag they sent out was literally made out of nylon......

That’s the joke, retard.

>7500 mAH

my 40 dollar anker chargers from amazon are like 28,000 mAh

He sounds mad as hell

No shit, what else would a phone charger be made of, Germanium? Dumb ass.

your post doesn't follow what he said in his post logically. you are the dumb ass here.

That sure is fucking mature of a PR account to be insulting people.

The game was a huge success, like it or not.

It's fucking garbage and sold millions of copies

I can't wait for news articles to start rolling out of this fucking thing catching on fire in peoples pockets.

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perfect

I was about to mention my anker charger too, it's ten bucks cheaper and doesn't look like a cheap sex toy.

>trusting chinks with battery capacity

sauce does she give the kid a blowjob?

I understand if you don't know when to just shut the fuck up, but god damn don't hire that idiot.

that sounds like it could pass for tasteful though

>BTFO

I'm trying to find that user

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>Trusting chinese websites with numbers
bet you bought a 1tb microsd.

Jesus Christ you’re actually retarded, my bad.

>Being uneducated

Being self-deprecating doesn't mean it absolves you from your fuckups. Only angsty teenagers think they are being nobly aloof when they do so.
The only ones BTFOing here the ones getting BTFO in the first place.
>implying this is banter
No, they are not self-aware enough to do any sort of banter.

you can get 10k mAH for $10. nice scam

why do you people care so much?

just let fans buy what they want, who cares if its $40 or $100 or whatever

of course its more expensive than normal chargers. Its customized and people buy it for the collectibility and because they are fans of the game.

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No, because other people doing things legitimately affects me. And I'm not okay with that.

HOW DO THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

most such batteries are made in china, you know

brands like xiaomi /anker etc are known for their quality yet low cost powerbanks

>BETHESDA BTFOs TROLLS ON TWITTER
but that's not twitter

WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN FALLOUT-THEMED ABOUT IT? THE BOX IT COMES IN? it looks identical to the bestbuy one user linked

oh okay, I didn't pay attention, they're the same product ... so what the fuck, you just buy the same thing for half price at bestbuy? Why does it cost so much on Bethesda.net?

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use saucenao mein frein

No blowjob. He eats her out and rails her from behind in a bathroom stall.

Why do people still use that career ruining platform?

>7500 mAh

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>bestbuy gets wind of this massive upcoming AAA game that 'will be a hit'
>'hey psssst Bestbuy! BTW we have extra shit you can sell!" -Todd
>bestbuy orders a ton of it from bethesda
>game bombs and gimmick IRL gear like this doesnt sell
>now bestbuy is stuck with a bunch of low capacity Fallout powerbanks that only appeals to a very niche audience
>be forced to sell at low profit margin so they can at least clear their warehouse shelves

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>guy asks a question about your products
>remind him about the poor quality of your products
Umm okay

>if you are serious...
Seriously, go get your mom to change your diaper

>daikini
excellent taste

>Haha we scammed you and now we hate you for making jokes
fuck off.

Jesus Christ how insecure do you have to be to actually type this

Fucking hell the quality in most gaming companies PR teams is fucking atrocious

I swear every week I see a new fuck up they brought on themselves

I've actually lost MORE respect for this company. That wasn't funny at all. In fact it was so unfunny I'm kinda mad now.

This is insanely stupid, even for Bethesda. The whole point of a power bank is that it’s shaped very sleekly so you can take it with you and put it in your pocket if needed. This completely defeats the purpose, because nobody is going to be walking around with a fucking dildo-shaped hunk of plastic with them just to get a little more phone juice. I’m guessing this is some incredibly meta joke about how the Fusion Cores in Fallout 4 and 76 are so heavy they quickly make you over-encumbered.

You too, my man.

>Hey buddy how'd you do on that test
>That depends, if you're serious, I got a B. If you're a bully, I'm a retarded faggot who got an F and no girl will ever date me and I might as well kill myself
>O-ok

>he thinks they are doing it to be funny

they do it because they see themselves as your masters and because they know there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop them. stop buying any and all products from these faggots. shit, why the fuck is bethesda making any of this crap to begin with!? have we reached the point of chinese manufacturing saturation that anyone can just call up their local jew and say 'get those chinks to make us this plastic shit'?

Not really banter. It is a clear cut passive-aggressive response.

>gosh golly gee guyz stop bullying this mega corporation, just let them sell faulty products to people so we can collectively lower our standards and train a new generation of consumers to believe they have no rights

how about you fuck right off?

Said every redditor before their porg collections bankrupted them

>post yfw you didn't fall for porgcoin

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dif user here but read pandemonium not long ago and it made me cry like a bitch

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Zipher... had a hard life...

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That's facebook, dumb mobile poster.

it actually looks like it's a poorly textured item, how did they manage to do that

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how is that "BTFO"?
the rep literally just admitted some past mistakes & scams, meaning if anything, they just BTFO themselves

They ordered a shipment to sell from Bethesda but they didn't sell
So their options are to:
>Hopefully sell them at a discount
>Let them take up shelf space
>Throw them out

>he isn’t a chad Milwaukee user
>laughinggirls.png

>That SEETHING reply
Thats when you know they feel it.

>attacking their consumers over something that was 100% their own fault
That's a real professional look for a dev.
They'd get a lot more respect if they took their lumps like a man, learned from their fuck up and worked towards redeeming themselves.

>You were alive to see Bethesda turn into EA in your lifetime

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I'm pretty sure most people who buy it are just going to put it on a display shelf with their other garbage video game merchandise.

Yikes. It just sounds like whoever is behind that twitter handle is mad as fuck.

>because they are fan of the game
HA!

>not laughing_twindrill_girl.png

>Milwaukee
*breaks*

>it's made of nylon, canvas, Ikea bags, or whatever is the joke of the week
They've managed to make a powerbank out of Bethesda?

Porg collection?

This is the only vidya related thing I own, and it was 9 bucks lmao @ whoever buys that extra bulky and extra ugly piece of cheap plastic.

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That shitty alien race in Star Wars 8.

>fuck up and piss everyone off
>act smug about it when people ask a simple question
I used to admire Bethesda but 76 and all the shit surrounding it made me not want to support anything they do.

This is going to blow up and cause house fires i bet.

My god its gonna be glorious LMAO

Fucking hell, even the PR fucks can't act like a professional any more.
Fuck's going on in that industry.

>or whatever is the joke of the week
Reap what you fucking sow, don't want to be made fun of for making inferior products? Don't fucking make them.
I have never seen a company fail so hard as modern bethesda has, Hines is a fucking normie suit who can't be fucked to create the illusion of liking fan investment and sees lore and other shit fictitious drivel not worth discussion at all. And who ever is in charge of customer support clearly hates dealing with people and thought it would be an easy job allows shit like OP. That's not even counting the absolute horse shit of writing an essay to appeal a fucking ban or even worse telling them what you did because they don't fucking know how to prevent exploits.
Also this product is dogshit, the fusion core is too oddly shaped to not be hindrance and 7500mAh like the other anons said isn't worth $40, they need to stop making these niche products if they aren't even going to make them worth the price and after the Nuka cola fiasco I'm genuinely skeptical they used GOOD batteries and not cheap chink shit like those hoverboard companies did.

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A 7500mAh charger is $15

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sounds like the bethesda rep was fucking seething

Bethesda is so fucking pathetic, I wonder if it'll no-clip trough my pants or catch on fire suddenly, the true Bethesda experience.

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the literal audacity of these cunts to even try playing the victim is absurd

Bugmen

No, but when you grab something next to it, it'll sudddenly float up.

Jesus christ this is just pathetic.