Who approved this? Bayonetta looks like a tranny in all them

Reminder that Dante can kill her effortlessly.

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Too bad Raiden would effortlessly kill Dante to protect Bayonetta.

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Why couldn't we have gotten the two on the right in the final game? It's just not fair.

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I used the Samus outfit throughout almost the entirety of Bayo 2. No fucking regrets, that shit was great.

I haven't played the DMC games yet but judging by the feats shown in Bayonetta, I can't wait to see if this is true.

bayonetta always looks like shit
she was designed as a woman's power fantasy
only women think that lanky model look is good

I hope she has a palutana costume in bayo 3.

Kek

Bayonetta is a tranny that loves BBC

Fuck off. Bayonetta is a cute.

Mythra costume for Bayonetta in Bayo 3.

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That one is by far the worst. You can't appreciate Bayo's sensuality if she is under a metal suit.

toddlercon please leave

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Bayo looks cool, you're just a brainlet that can't stsnd things that look 'weird'.

I did my full playthrough in the fox suit!

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Ahe always looks like a tranny. Kamiya is a closet faggot

The best costume is the old style costume with the hood.

I already know there's a Death Battle. After I finish Bayo 2 I plan to play DMC 3 and 4 and then I'll watch it.

Better idea than both of these, pearl and marina costumes.

show me a tranny with a body like this

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I will never understand how anyone find bayonetta attractive.

You are really fucking obsessed with trannies, huh.

>Bayonetta is a tranny
retard
>that loves BBC
this true though

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She looks great when trying to be feminine aka when wearing her sunday best

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Even kratos could beat dante

I used the policewoman outfit too, no worries.

Fuck, her and Jeanne, ESPECIALLY JEANNE, were hot as fuck in that shit. That was the first time I ever wanted to be dommed by a woman.

Why the hell is Bayonetta so fucking cool? How'd they do it? I don't even want to fuck her, I can't even imagine her ever having sex. I just kind of wanna do the crazy shit she does, man. It's not fair, why can't guys be umbra witches? All I wanna do is slam giants in the fucking face with my demon bitch. It's not the same as a sage, but they're cool too.

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She will always be the ugliest character in video games

Wonder how she will lose her clothes in bayo 3
My money is on bridesmaid dress destroyed by roses knocked into the air by an angel crashing through.

How does this image of regular-human proportioned Smash Bayonetta make you feel?

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I really don't trust death battle since they usually go for the most retarded justifications for characters doing shit that they wouldn't reasonably be able to do

For example, why do they count people being able to dodge gun or laserfire as reacting to the bullet when its entirely possible that they could have just been reacting to the sight of a gun getting pointed at them and getting out the way, and not dodging something that literally moves at the speed of light

Men get to be lumen sages which is much cooler looking than the witches imo.
I cum buckets whenever the lumen sage freezes Bayo's bullets midair, picks them up and then redirects them to her.

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Ice climbers outfit

thanks for the image, i lol'd

>That one shot of Balder just calmly grabbing the bullets out of midair

Goddamn it Balder was so cool
Why didn't we get to play as him? I'd pay an obscene amount of money for it.

Just come to Brazil, we have many Chad trannies who are Bayo tall and surgically enhanced to have extreme boobs and ass, not to mention a more fit body as well from natural test.
Of course, much like Bayo they also have a dick.

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Like I want Balder in the game but that'll never happen

I want a set of dragon ball crossover costumes.
Especially young chi chi battle armor.

She looks fine for this purpose, obviously they had to change her proportions for Smash.

So was I supposed to think that witches are the good guys at the end, or that they are at least morally ambiguous much like lumen sages?
Because here is the impression I got: witches are inherently evil, they must kill angels all the time to not go to hell. Bayonetta 1 starts with Bayo preparing a fake burial and reading the Bible to lure some innocent angels into taking the dead person's soul to Paradiso, then she proceeds to murder them all for halos.
If you actually bother reading the bestiaries you'll find that angels help humans while demons draw the worst out of them and make them suffer.
I'm not aware of lumen sages having to make a contract with angels and be forced to kill demons regularly in order to not be killed by the angels. It makes sense that this would exist since sages and witches are painted to be polar opposites, but it's never hinted at during the game. But even if it did happen, killing demons is fair game.
Of course, some angels and lumen sages are corrupt, and some witches end up facing them because they don't want absolute order to take over Earth. But these instances seem to be the exception of the bigger game.

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>no game that takes place during the war and you play as a Lumen Sage summoning and cohorting with angels while purging foul witch scum from the face of the Earth forever, as a heavenly angelic choir plays during all your battles

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>Why didn't we get to play as him? I'd pay an obscene amount of money for it.
I was hoping we'd get DLC chapters like MGR did where they made one for him and one for Rodin but they never did it for some reason. I would've honestly paid for that shit. I was kinda hoping they'd do it when they brought Bayo 2 over to the Switch as well.

I hope they're playable in Bayonetta 3.

So if Bayonetta's Climax themes involve songs with moon in the title, will the Lumen's have ones with sun? Are there even any old timey songs with sun in the title? All I can think of is maybe Orange Colored Sky, but that's a song about a sunset, maybe.

Delete yourself sub human

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They can easily give them any Christian songs.

>Black Hole Sun in big band style

The overall idea is that Lumen Sages
and Umbra Witches were there to maintain the balance between Light & Darkness, so they were neutral if anything instead of inherently evil.
Angels are shown to be mostly benevolent towards humanity. This culminates in the fact Lumen Sages just chill peacefully once they die meanwhile Witches are tortured for eternity by demons. The Angels will however orchestrate plans and act in ways that can end up with dead humans as collateral damage if it's for "the greater good" as in the ressurrection of Jubileus. You kinda have to consider they are willing to sacrifice even themselves for that purpose, though, the Cardinal Virtues for examples are elated at the fact Bayonetta literally killed them and let demons have their way with them because it means she is as Balder foretold and has the power to play her role in the rebirth of Jubileus.
Demons are shown to be mostly fucking chaotic evil towards humanity and everything, besides a few, but they don't seem to have enough of a hierarchy to actually band together and scheme for power as opposed to angels.
In the end, the angels wanted to break the balance and create a new universe where Light was at the top of it, which is why all the events of Bayo 1 happen.

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Based. Raiden!

rodin is a demon. he chooses to appear as black. he doesn't have an ethnicity. take your fetish somewhere else

>father rodin was just a balder reskin
literally disappointing.
At least in Bayo 2 we get his demon form.

God the plot of Bayo 2 was complete utter shit, it's not like the kind of game where you care about the story but even then it was so fucking bad and poorly done.

I'm willing to bet this is gonna be the next climax mix song

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They should go with aliens or eldritch beings from another dimension as the big bads in Bayo 3.
Anyways it doesn't help the OST in 2 took a fucking dive, I blame the lack of a Paradiso focus unlike Bayo 1.
Bayo 2 also lost a lot of the spectacle from 1 even if humanoid battles offer deeper gameplay. The final boss being a fucking barbain bin jogo didn't help, nor did the yugioh nigger kid, and they are supposed to combine in a being stronger than both Sheba and Jubileus.

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OH YEAH LOVE?

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Sure, if you're high. Otherwise she looks goofy af.

>They should go with aliens or eldritch beings from another dimension as the big bads in Bayo 3.
I've always wanted this myself.
>Anyways it doesn't help the OST in 2 took a fucking dive, I blame the lack of a Paradiso focus unlike Bayo 1.
Yeah, Bayonetta 2 doesn't really have any tracks I really liked aside from Tomorrow is Mine and Moon River whereas Bayo 1 has a whole lot of tracks I go back to every now and then.

What outfits should Bayonetta 3 have?

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They don't really have anywhere else to go.
They already went with angels in Bayo 1, some angels and some demons in Bayo 2
All that's left are aliens or foul abominations from the beyond

>Bayo 2 lost a lot of the specatacle from 1
>First bossfight is you growing wings to fight your favorite summon while it climbs up a building
>Second bossfight is fighting a giant snake in a whirlpool that's being pulled into heaven
>The chapter directly following that is fighting young Balder, in which you level a city that gets flooded in lava while your summons fight in the background, which culminates in Madama Butterfly punching punching out Temperantia

You're going to have to specify what you mean by that, because I disagree

Also, I feel like our enemy is going to come from Inferno. My only reasoning is a shoddy pattern on the basis that first, we fought a sage, then, we fought Aesir, who was a neutral party

none

Witch uniform Episode 3: Revenge of the sith

flock off feather face

That one thing Madonna wore at the Super Bowl

Bayonetta ALWAYS looks like a tranny, retard.

the fuck is this

Bayonetta is so sexy, she becames unsexy or uncanny with her sexuality. She's supposed to look off. But her in-game model in 2 looked WAY better than the monster in the first game.

The last battle was devoid of any hype, it was quite depressing, really.
Meanwhile in Bayo 1 Jeanne rides a motherfucking rocket heading to space to save Bayo and then the final battle culminates in Bayo fighting literally a goddess of all creation amidst space while looking down at Earth, and then at the end you fucking punch her through the entire solar system until she hits the sun.
The Cardinal Virtues boss battles were also all spectacle even if the gameplay could be summed to hit big glowing spot again and again
I suppose Bayo 2 is not totally devoid of spectable, the moments you mentioned are indeed nice. It's just the final battle that leaves a sour taste in my mouth I guess.

Who cum first? Natalie Mars or Bayonetta?

>those legs

YOOOOOO LOOK AT THIS DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

Same here bro, I love her so much in a platonic way, and she's the absolute perfect combination of good voice, amazing character design, and cool as fuck personality.

Whoever wrote the dialog is a master of their craft

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I feel like I'm one of the only people in the world that finds Bayo fucking hideous.

People are going to call me a low test loser or something but in my eyes she's bordering on a Revolution 60 character and not at all womanly.

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>they are supposed to combine in a being stronger than both Sheba and Jubileus
I swear I didn't even realize I was fighting the final boss until we punched him into the sun, like who the fuck was the guy again? Was he supposed to be god? Didn't we fight god in Bayo 1 anyway?

Also I feel like the game is too self-referential for a second chapter, it had MGS4 levels of self-wank, which is really bad for a second chapter that released a couple years after the first with a sequel incoming too.

B-but Kamiya said it's sexy and that big boobs are bad!

I was looking for this EXACT fucking image so I could reply to ol' over here with a *blocks you're path*

Thanks my dude

Hideous is a bit much for me, but I'm not exactly attracted to her, either.

Also, I don't know what you're talking about. Jeanne is the flat one, Bayo's actually got a pretty good set of tits.

>Bayonetta looks like a tranny in all them.
That's because she is a tranny.

>made bayonetta my wife before the game even came out and broke up with my gf for her
>mfw they make her disgusting in bayonetta +2

ITS NOT FAIR

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Bayo just has fetish proportions. That is, long legs, ass, a small head, decent boobs.
The same is usually found in porn or fetish drawings where all men always have impossibly thick and big dick + balls and just happen to cum as if pissing, or if it's gay shit then they also have impossibly WOW tier thick and bulging muscles and guess what, a small head for all that mass.

same

if only bayo got bigger breasts

But is there anyone that can beat Madara Uchiha?

Bayo and Dante working together actually could probably ace Dante

I mean, Guy almost did him in, so it's possible to overpower the dude

>Ace dante

Meant Madara, fug

She has the proportions of a fashion sketch, and tall, lanky characters are more characteristic of a female illustrator, look at stuff like xxxHolic and most yaoi drawn by women.

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Witches and sages are not inherently the same as demons and angels and do not follow the same morality as them. Even if angels are chill and demons are dicks, both follow the same desire: to conquer the other two worlds in the name of Light and Darkness, respectively. The two human clans were formed to watch over the Chaos world, keep the Eyes of Aesir in the hands of humanity, and defend Chaos from aggression from both angels and demons. Because of this Bayonetta and Balder have no reservations in killing both demons and angels. The duties and morality of both clans is to defend Chaos in their own ways. The Witches counter the influence that the Angels have and the Sages counter the influence that the Demons have. The reason why the worlds were so imbalanced during Bayonetta 1 and 2 proper is because both clans had been decimated due to the one real flaw of the design of that system: they war with each other and are mutually destructive.

Bayo 2's final boss was more of a challenge though. Bayo 1's climax wins on every aspect besides that.

Here's the way I see it. Bayonetta isn't meant to BE sexy, she just uses it as an inspiration for her character. Like how Mario has a plumber design but doesn't actually do plumbing. They looked at stereotypical "sexy supermodel" stuff and translated it to an action game character. Like the long legs or her fashion or her manface which is something a ton of female models have idk why.

That's fair, honestly. The final boss did leave something to be desired, I wish Balder had done more.

Why is calling everything a tranny now Yea Forums's favorite thing to do?

I was under the impression lumen sages, much like angels, defend order, while demons and witches defend chaos.

t. brainlet

No, it's light dark and chaos. The human world is the world of chaos.

>I really don't trust death battle
you're doing good, post season 2 they have devolved from "let's half ass it" to "what will give us the most views"
if they get something right it's because it was an obvious stomp from the start or sheer luck.

It all goes back to the original Aesir. Reality is a trinity of worlds: Paradise ruled by Jubileus, Inferno ruled by Sheba, and Chaos originally ruled by Aesir. Aesir wanted humanity to have the right to rule Chaos so he split his power into the two Eyes of Aesir that everyone chases in both games and gave them to the two clans, who had power but were ultimately allied with humanity. Therefore, the two clans are defenders of Chaos. They align themselves with Inferno and Paradise but that just cancels the alignments out. The reason why Balder in Bayo 1 went nuts and tried to incarnate Jubileus into Chaos is because at the end of Bayo 2 he was possessed by an aspect of Aesir that sided with Paradise, thus breaking the balance because he, the last Lumen Sage, was no longer humanity first.

They just keep balance between the two powers, because if they don't, either the angels or demons will destroy and then remake the world in their image. Nobody wants that because the world ending means everything dies.

wasn't hideki so pissed at that he instantly denounced the thing and said bayo would actually win?

Bayonetta IS a tranny. Rather, a drag queen. No woman on earth acts or moves the way she does. Every single drag queen does, however.

Which is why the game and the character is so damn popular with LGBT.

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I don't know if Bayo would actually win or not, but she definitely wouldn't lose to such a shitty trick.

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It was more that he was upset because he didn't want his children to fight.

I deserve reading this post for forgetting to filter the words "LGBT" and "drag queen".
So many years in this shithole, over 25k images and 200 lines filtered, and I forgot to filter the most obvious stuff ever. Thanks for the reminder, mentally sick tranny.

She looks fantastic in her Link outfit in the actual game.

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Don't you have some antidepressants to take?
Anyway, keep posting, I'll just keep filtering these images without reading.

No he said Bayonetta would beat his Dante (IE just DMC1 powerlevel) because his Dante wouldn't hit a lady. He made a point of saying that doesn't count for shit against DMC4 Dante expecially since he doesn't play sequels to his own games made without him. Closest he came to that was the RE2MAKE.

It looks better on Jeanne

Why would I be gay, you idiot? You're gay, Boyonetta's gay. Period.

She looks fucking retarded

Someone post the webm of those two flamboyantly gay Bayonetta main dudes at the Smash competition

The fight would be far closer than what DB shows, that's one thing i don't like about DB, the fights fall flat a lot of the time since they skip powerups, moves and sometimes entire forms.

>In Smash she doesn't have Shuraba, her shotguns, or Lt. Kilgore
Very disappointing

user, I don't know if you've ever seen the sway of her hips, but

I suck with Lt. Kilgore but goddamn it the hat she gets from it is just too great for me to not use it

Dated a flamboyantly gay trap who was into drag stuff for 8 years. Can confirm. Fags seem to really have a thing for Bayonetta in the sense that they want to emulate her.

how to unlock shotguns or kilgore

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Don't recall exactly how she does it but I'm betting it looks something like this, yes? Exaggerated strut and switching of the hips? That's what's called "sissy walk", even by females. It's the exaggerated gay man's idea of a feminine walk.

Yes, that's a guy by the way.

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You didn't get the EPs in the first level? Just replay them and explore more. You'll get there.

>Yes, that's a guy by the way.
wow no shit

Just like he killed his own franchise, yeah.

>Implying gay people invented hip swaying and that it's not inherently feminine.

user, you're not an authority on what makes someone a tranny or not.
Besides. You're just shitposting. We've seen her naked before, and she's literally always wearing a skintight suit.

He definitely played DMC4 because he said that dice puzzle was shit and annoying.

>Yea Forums's obsession with futa has become so great it now sees penises on every female and thinks they're all transgenders

Since you're clearly a virgin, watch your mother walk and tell me if you see any similarities.

futa is not trannyshit.
they are actual women to begin with.

bayonetta IS trans sweetie

Yes, women have a very slight sway to their hips. Do you even stare at ass?

>slight
What part of "exaggerated" don't you understand? Just googled bayonetta walking and wow guess what? Textbook sissy walk.

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well shit...

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If you have a dick you're not a woman.

Women have walked that way for millennia. You only started caring when you discovered that transvestites exist.

t. permavirgin and avid anime pro

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see Couldn't have said it better myself. You're just obsessed with drag shows.

says who?

Says biology.

>if you disagree with me you're (insert random words here)!

These.

Tell me this isn't totally bayonetta.

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>Just googled bayonetta walking
Why are you in this thread? Fucking retard.

Man I remember when it was just mainly futa. I miss those days. Now all anyone talks about are Traps.

Also fuck you if she doesn't also have a puss she's not a futa, she's just a dude with tits

That's called a hermaphrodite

>applying reality to fetishes.
>applying reality to 2d fetishes.
that's your first mistake

>He's still going

This is pretty sad, user.

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Reminder that Bayonetta is not only not based on a woman, she's also a gay icon of the LGBTQ community.

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yeah, that's what futas are supposed to be.

Then just call them by their actual name.

Dante's tough, but Bayo can literally freeze time, effortlessly throw around hundreds of tons, and create massive beasts with her hair. Nah Dante would be slaughtered immediately.

When people start projecting their imaginary fetish onto real life, it becomes everyone's problem.

hermaphrodite doesn't roll off the tongue as easy as futanari does.
how would you even shorten it? futa works

oh, i agree in that case.
2d where reality is out to lunch works, real life is nowhere near as good...or hot...or possible.

I agree, these all suck, pic related and the chinese dress are her best costume.

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A patrician right here, it's a rare sight but they exist

Why is Yea Forums so obsessed with trannies
It's unhealthy

Bayo has to evade an attack to slow time. Dante just has to snap fingers to freeze it

>Bayo dodges one thing
>Witch Time
>Dante gets tri-cected while moving in slow motion

>all these retards still arguing over who would kill who
Dante and Bayonetta would have intense passionate wrestlign sex.

it's the new edgy buzzword
used to be nigger but now /pol/ hates trannys more for some reason and we share edgy buzz words, among other things

>because his Dante wouldn't hit a lady.
That's funny when Lady was an actual boss in 3 and all.

acceptable since it's kind of hot

Where's this from?

Dante can freeze time at any point

>Bayo has to evade an attack to slow time
No she doesn't, she can activate Witch Time whenever she feels like it. It's just locked behind dodging for gameplay purposes

Okay. And?

>demon form Rodin
How/when do you get to face him? I finished both games and don't remember that

in the battle he completley counters witch time with quicksilver

Aight boys, what hairstyle do you think they're gonna give her in Bayonetta 3? What style do you want? I'd like to see her have a braid.

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That's retarded. If anything, witch time is a counter to quicksilver, not the opposite. This only shows that the battle was already rigged from the getgo.

I'll never understand the appeal of this ant looking bitch. And I guess nobody else but Nintendo.

He played DMC 4 though

You just described the entire concept of Death Battles.

Bayo 2 design is so much better.

Why do you keep posting?

Isn't that that one Death stranding chick?

I'll never understand why you go into threads about something you hate just to whine and cry.