Gosh! Those dastardly alien rascals damaged my vehicle!

I like Ion Maiden, but she really doesn't

her arm looks like it's held on by good intentions alone

That shit looks fucking repulsive.

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reminder Ion Maiden will never ever be relased and you paid for a fucking demo

>generic blonde woman with a bikini is a better design because my peepee
Looks like it's held by the iron frame under her breasts and back

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All of those are better, yes.

Also generic dyke with a shit haircut is even more generic these days.

>>generic blonde woman with a bikini is a better design because my peepee
It is. Looks way more appealing than the wretched abortion dyke.

I KNEW you'd say that, of course you would. So I'm gonna cut the 'discussion' short by calling you both faggots and move on.

Good, now take your shit tastes and fuck off out of here, you dyke loving pleb.

why does she have 2 rifles at once?

Two's better than one.

For the kind of games Duke Nukem are, sure. But those old designs wouldn't make any sense for the new Ion Maiden, and you're a contrarian if you think otherwise

>But those old designs wouldn't make any sense for the new Ion Maiden,

Why? She could still be sexy - what does Duke have to do with anything? If you're going there, then she should still be sexy because it's a Build game

Modern Shelly looks a bit fucked in the head area, and is way too overdesigned everywhere else for it to look good. Not "belts and zippers everywhere" overdesigned, but still pretty bad. Adding more stuff to a character doesn't make it more cool.
Old school Shelly has a sleek, simple design that's memorable enough that you could probably sketch her after only seeing it once. She feels like an actual female Duke from the 90's.
>is a better design because my peepee
If by peepee you mean eyes and basic sense of good character design recognition, then yes, my peepee indeed

Ion Maiden shills BTFO

>Why?
Because the new ones are build with more, wait for it, realism in mind. A bomb disposal expert doing her work in a bikini doesn't feel comfortable.

>I'm a numale and we should all be numales and pretend to not be attracted to attractive women for fear of offending people

As Duke would say: Blow it out your ass

>realism
But you're fine with Duke in a tanktop and bluejeans?

>all these cries that Ion Maiden is SJW
I understand that these threads are created by this one autist who keeps shilling his shit mod non stop, but what exactly does it have to do with SJW's?
I mean, we can't even see the sprite of Shelly in Ion Maiden, becuase 3D Realms and Voidpoint are a bunch of hacks, who can't implement working mirrors into the game for some reason, despite the fact, that working mirrors were a thing in early Build games.

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and of course they give her that ugly hairstyle. doesn't help her face looks like a crack whore

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>girl wearing plastic looking bits of armor and camo with a giant robot arm is more realistic than a blonde woman with a tank top and shorts
Are you on the payroll, a genuine mouthbreathing fan, or just "pretending to be retarded"?

Hey man, he wore nonsensical metal armor! (sometimes)

You should see the devs comments on the concept artwork from the past (calling it sexist and saying HOW FAR WE'VE COME)

Modern day retards that watch YouTube videos think game characters actually work 9-5 jobs

Let me use a fallacy, that'll sure win the argument.
For the type of game Duke Nukem is/are, yeah. Same reason for which if Shelly appeared in them, I'd have no problem with a bimbo in a leather bikini using a whip. But that's not the style Ion Maiden is going for, and it has nothing to do with 'hurr durr dyke hairstyle'

>literally who says some dumb shit about a character
>all of the sudden she becomes SJW associated
That's the most dumbest thing I've heared in a while

>plastic looking
Not really
>giant robot arm
She gets her arm blown off. Same comparison with Venom and Quiet.
>tank top and shorts
When will you retards understand that the old style clashes with the new style of the games they do, and there is 't a problem with it in and on itself, or if it appeared in an old school Duke Nukem game?
Can't you accept that without mouthbreathing about the 'muh SJW' boogeyman?

Like how SJWs say people are cozying up to the altright

Ion Maiden is cozying up to the SJWs

Can't you accept it's a shit design and there's a reason her game flopped?

>boomers ITT triggered by a haircut and some covered skin

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>shilling this much for a shitty character in a flop of a game
It'd be amusing if it weren't so pathetic.

This

>Ion Maiden is cozying up to the SJWs
Imagine taking this user seriously kek

Your facade, your rear end, I fail to see the difference between them.

Consume excrements and cease to exist.

>criticize character
>no u
>WOAH WOAH WOAH SHILLING MUCH FUCKING SJW
u projecting a little user

>realism

Ok so what level of wearable armor has ever protected any human from a bomb going off? Fucking onions sucking cuck.

>Not really
Yes, really. She looks like she's getting ready for comic con or some shit, like she just stuck a bunch of pvc pipes and plastic bits together ans spraypained it grey
>She gets her arm blown off. Same comparison with Venom and Quiet.
I don't remember Venom and Quiet running around the battlefield with arms the size of a fucking model truck
>Can't you accept that without mouthbreathing about the 'muh SJW' boogeyman?
Reread my replies:
Not once did I complain about some SJW shit or something. I'm just trying to tell you, I think her design looks like shit. Get your head out of your ass already and go take your fucking paranoia pills.

>Point out how the game is SJW by the art critique on the games official steam community
>NO THAT DIDNT HAPPEN ITS NOT SJW REEEEEE

What actually happened

I have arrived to apply my foot fourth against posteriors and to jaunt my jaw with candied chew. And I regret to inform you my quantities of chew are found lacking.

>it's ANOTHER thread talking about girls Yea Forums likes

fucking yawn dudes

I never talked about the game creators. They're embarrasing faggots. I'm talking about anons like
who treat anyone who disagree with them as 'le SJW boogeyman'
Confused you with the neck breathers up there, sorry.

So how much is this dyke loving user getting paid for this? Or do you think that he's doing it for...free?

I will commence removing your head from your body, then I will, figuratively speaking, use your neck as a toilet and defecate into it.

The main character is FEMALE, how much more evidence of SJWs ruining muh vidya do you need?

>figuratively speaking
The Duke of Nukem partook in such an activity after beheading his mortal enemy, thus making his statement literal.

It looks like its rebuilt from those hl2 drones.

You can always fuck off to yet another shitposting about noname eceleb thread more suited to your attention span

wait a minute, am I supposed to think the chick from bombshell is unattractive?

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I really don't see how this design is SJW. It's just not exposed. The high-cut leotard is clearly meant to be sexual.

Her revolver is still retarded and will never not trigger the shit out of me.

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Caleb > Duke

*exerting a succession of high pitched, loud noises followed by a KEK, implying having found joy with the mentioned peoples statements*

>arguing about sjws and western women requires and attention span

ishiggydiggy

Can I say I find sidecuts attractive?

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No!

“Hollywood Holocaust” How did they get away with it?