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haha remember Half-Life 2 guise lmao portal gun xD

still clinging to hl2 fame. how embarrassing

I wonder what the fat fuck thinks about the enormous flop of Aritifact

nu-v*lvedrones are fascinating, honestly.

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>what Half-Life 2 was to single player action games
You mean cancerous, cinematic unfinished shit?

>dat nose

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Artifact isn't a f2p game, it already made a profit based off sales alone. It's $20 and sold around 400-500k copies.

>TCG genre was severely mistreated and people enjoyed garbage games because that's all there was
>Valve announces their own card game
>Hype it up beyond insanity through youtuber and streamers participating in a closed alpha for over a year
>Said closed alpha participants suck Valve's dick and don't speak out about the game being shit
>Release shit game
>People don't eat it up since it's not F2P like other competitors
>End up with 500 peak concurrent players

>People paid over $200 for 1 week beta key
>Someone tattooed himself before the game even released
>Smaller youtuber/streamer lost a huge part of their audience by switching to this shit game
>Esports team paying players to practice a dead game that has no serious tournament in sight

when will you /pol/tards realise that the "jew nose" is actually a white trait?

what exactly did hl2 do for single-player action games? the original hl was the influential one, hl2 was just a shittier version of that

or does he mean the forced steam shit?

Nice try Haim.

>what exactly did hl2 do for single-player action games?
Made them become overhyped and unfinished.

>is to trading card games what Half-Life 2 was to single-player action games

how do you get that far up your own ass

glad it flopped

Gabe is a Jew though.

>Gabe Newell
>Jewish
lmao. So anyone with white skin and a British sourced name can be a Jew now, got it.

We have bigger problems than the Jews, especially on this board
*cough* Epic *cough*

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They made their money so ultimately they won.

Well he's absolutely right, Artifact was far from finished when it released and all it'll do now is disappoint.

so? what valve wanted was the continuous cut from steam market sales of cards worth hundreds of dollars.

Does he mean it'll never get finished?

Gabe was the artifact all along.

>valve is shit and has been shit for years
>but it's OKAY because Epic is worst
Fuck off nigger. I don't care about EPic since I don't use it.

Jesus the strawman you just pulled, go dig a hole back to where you came from Epic shill

You laugh but Artifact is proof against the pcbro argument. They released a shit game and they got called on it.

"Oh but now all the drones just say artifact sucks because that's the popular thing to say"

Constant justification means your argument doesn't stand on it's own.

>hurr epic shill
I don't give a fuck about epic you valve shill.
Mutts are just butthurt they're getting competition and they can't just barge in with an army to bomb the shit out of china like they did in the middle east.

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>Competition
See, thats how I know you are a Epic shill

Oh fuck, please don't kill me chink advertisers

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you're not going to make every shot you take Yea Forums.

Of course he does. He took a risk and it failed miserably. Now Valve will be even more aprehensive.

Turned them into linear corridor based story shooters.
Like it or not, that became the trend for shooters for over ten years.

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Yeah? Jews change their names to hide themselves, all the names you consider jewish are German words.

>Gabe Newell is Jewish
LMAO

>falling for chinese propaganda
wew

>this brainwashed by Jewish propaganda
Maximum goy, remember to mutilate your kids!

Not that user but that post gets a big OOF, a solid YIKES, and a 10/10 CRINGE from me.

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1% German ancestry has been added to your 23andME results

>we are right because we use violence
well done

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even if it made a profit, valve was expecting it to be a massive game that will make billions
the game isnt even in the top 100 games on steam

As someone who loves MTG, why are people putting most of the blame for this on Valve and not Richard

gaben looks like a typical dirty semite lmao

>that file name
OHNONONO I'M GOING TO JAIL!!

>I want to kill Jews and niggers
>WOW TYPICAL VIOLENT LEFTIST WE OPERATE ON LOGIC NOT VIOLENCE

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Because Valve thought it would be wise to spend millions on a fucking card game nobody cares about

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Aw someone triggered /pol/

PCfags shat on a game that they knew everyone would mock them for pretending is good, doesn't disprove anything.

this, they still praise baldurs gate, fallout 1 & 2, deus ex, half-life 1, system shock 2, vtmb, stalker, crysis and planet escape tournament to high heavens. Those games are all trash.

fuck you gabe. you used to be my hero.

fuck you.

and you either fall like the rest, or live long enough to see yourself become the true villain.

>anti-pol action since 2016
it sure shows hahahaha

That's how history has literally always worked you dumb Finn.

Do the Chinese have souls or no?

again, hl already did that

>500k copies.
Yeah thats why it cant even manage 500 concurrent players

>Strawman
Nobody said anything about killing anybody you baka

>/pol/ doesn't want the day of the rope
>/pol/ is just memeing about wanting the holocaust to happen for real
>/pol/ doesn't think niggers should be locked up, in slavery, or killed for the betterment of the country
>It's just a JOKE. God you liberals are so stupid.
White genocide must be the best joke of them all huh?

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