Left or right?

Left or right?

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I'll take the bowl in the middle

>daddy issues vs mommy issues

Theyre both fucked in the head, oghren is best waifu

wynne

Both, and the Queen too.

Isn't this the scene where Morrigan utterly destroys Leliana about how much of a dead fish she is, and how the Warden needs a real woman like her who'll whisper and writhe beneath him?

I'll take the third option

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this isn't actually a scene in the game
a guy on youtube just took the companion models and made them say their dialog in this room
all the companion banter is heard in the world while exploring

tfw no threesome/harem option from bioware dropping the ball after based Jade Empire

i'm glad someone sill remembers the meme

Morrigan is probably the best girl bioware's ever made

someone post the pic of her in Miranda's outfit

right is literally the perfect woman
also she is supposed to be a teenager so thats even better

Always the redhead.

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>Perfect woman
>Not a virgin

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How Bioware have fallen

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did she ever mention she was not a virgin?

Left

They're both alright but Leliana is ultimately more trustworthy than Morigan which puts her ahead.

Swamp witches smell worse, and not in a good way.

>no t
>no a
>ugly face
Uhh...

Left. no question. Hardened Liliana is best choice. Better if you're playing a chick, too~

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>Leliana is ultimately more trustworthy
The fuck am I reading?

Not that user but elaborate

Always right
Why even ask

fuck left, marry right

it's the tightness user. Just think of the tightness. Also helps if you're into goth girls but not required.

Leliana is absolutely mental. I would not sleep anywhere near her because I'd fear for my life

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Yes, also not a single DA romance is a virgin. They are too old for that

Doesn't Morrigan run away after the end of the game anyway? Leliana has that awesome accent, and you can teach her that the church is bullshit. Morrigan's nice, but Leliana is the best choice in the whole game. Ignoring Shale, of course.

She tells you about how she used to fuck barbarians in her swamp.

>adventure kino
>slaying demons with your best friend

I'm not gay, but this guy made the game just more alive.

Left is cuter.

fpbp

You reunite with Morrigan and start a wholesome family which is the best ending to any BioWare romance
>Leliana has that awesome accent
I am really annoyed by it

absolute waste bin tier taste dude shame on you

We're talking young origins Leliana here she's not the cold blooded bitch she is 10 years later yet

Left if you are a child or have the mind of one, right if you have grown up. That has been long since established in the DA fandom

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Morrigan. She starts off as an edgelord, then tries to manipulate you, then realizes that she actually fell in love with you and freaks out and becomes a cunt, then grows up and becomes an actual mommy.

Who's Morrigan fucked? Doubt she could go about courting anyone what with her mother's body snatching agenda.

Alister was definitely a virgin

>Leliana is ultimately more trustworthy than Morigan
>Leliana's character is literally a bard/spy who's trained specifically to appear innocent and trustworthy so she can assassinate people

>Then get a thicker blanket
Chad putting the thot in her place

neither

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Alistair is a virgin

Leliana probably isn't because she's meant to be a degenerate French woman but I have no idea who would've gotten with Morrigan since she practically lived as a hermit with her witch dragon mom

Leliana was raped in her backstory/prequel. So she isn't a virgin either

Doesn't say who. Guess some guy that ran into her in the forest or while she was roaming around near cities. Imagine being an attractive horny teen that only gets to see the opposite gender once in a blue moon, you'd instafuck too

Leliana is a bard who has spent most of her life and multiple countries' of travel and intrigue lying her fucking ass off to kill people, steal shit, fuck them stupid, then do the previous two, etc. Her whole life is a lie, one she makes a half-assed attempt to rectify, which doesn't take as by the time she shows up in later games she's back to Bitch Number One meaning hardening her- and having her go back to her bardy, stabby, lying ways for good- is the canon choice. The ghost dude in the Sacred Urn temple who knows shit that none of the party has told him says as much that her entire Maker-blessed-me schtick is one huge lie she keeps going because she enjoys the attention.

On the other hand, Morrigan is definitely a bitch, but she won't hide that she's a bitch and while she dislikes the Warden being a goody two shoes (at least until she gets enough BIG COUSLAND DICK for it to not matter), she generally dislikes more if the Warden intentionally fucks around and blatantly lies to people, like lying to someone's face that their daughter is fine after you find her body, etc.

She fucked random guys in Lothering she tells you she's been with men before

>daddy issues
But Leliana never mentions her father, if anything she has adopted mother issues.
>Picking worst elf

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There was even a post a few days ago by someone saying they used to like lel until they got older then switched to morri.

Bet she enjoyed it lol

Both are pretty fucking bad. Wynne ans Shale are much better girls, even if they are not waifus.

The real reason she's not the perfect waifu is because she's not a noble. Pre-Victorian Europe wasn't /that/ concerned about the virginity thing, but if you weren't of appropriate standing... you're not settling down with a Cousland

Degenerate

>and

/thread

I want to FUCK the right one's chestpussy!

Unironic yikes from me here with a bit of cringe on top

That is really out of character for Morrigan. She wouldn't do anything without getting some objective gain out of it.
Close contact with any outsides was also extremely dangerous for her what with her being an apostate after all.

After all, why fuck someone when a little seduction gets all you need?

Sorry user, your parents would give her a diamond even without the hymen

this would be great were it not for those noses

Cousland is a Grey Warden his old noble life is over and big bro Fergus doesn't care if you fuck elves,dwarves, witches or qunari

Because horny, there's only so much a sanded and polished tree branch can do.

Actually her tits are not even that big. They end the moment her garb or whatever you call it begins, the buldge in it just makes it all look bigger. Still big enough for a titfuck tho.

she literally never says this

Honestly, the accent really grew on me. She was one of the few characters that actually felt like they developed at all. She grows out of the safety of the church, and stops relying on the crutch of the Maker and all that nonsense. Seeing her go from being awkward and a little naive, to pragmatic and strong in her own right was really nice. Morrigan just starts to appreciate being around people. Being around the warden in particular doesn't really change much.

>fuck elves,dwarves, witches or qunari
Sadly we can't fuck Dwarves, because they're basically lolis

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Didn't she steal from them

>granny tits on both

She was stuck with her crazy mother all day in the forest for 20 years she probably banged the first guy she saw

>Grey Warden scum
>Noble
You are unironically below a peasant lmao

>She wouldn't do anything without getting some objective gain out of it.
Maybe getting fucked is a objective for her.

Both left and right are literal prostitutes who let men use their body before murdering them. The only difference is Left chose to be a murdering whore, while Right was forced into it as a child by her sociopath mother.

>can marry the Queen as a prince-consort
>can't do it with any other origin

no, she stole from a woman on the road when she was like 7
morrigans about 20 something and she said she only ever went outside of the wilds when she was younger
being like early teens

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Fuck the later games. Everything after Awakening is garbage. It's a shame, but it's the truth.

I would like to remind you all of her experience with sexual relationships up to this point was her mother raping barbarians.

BITCH!!
UNFERTILE BITCH

She does when you don't romance her, something about being with men physically but never as a friend

Hold up. I have no memory of her ever saying anything like that and I'm pretty sure I'd remember it.

Letting Alistar stay with the wardens is clearly the superior options for Inquisition.
Maybe the king was the unfertile one

Couldn't I just kill them both and call it a day?

Left, because she's the only one who will lez out with me.
Also her cute accent makes me swoon.

That doesn't excuse everything that's shown in Origins and its expansions of Leliana being a lying sneaky bard bitch.

>hot voice
Claudia Black is the narrator to every wet dream I've ever had

Redpilled.

she says she enjoyed the company of men but never had a friendship with one
that can mean either sex or just talking to a dude

Honestly how did that happen considering her personality? those men definitely had to be some sort of GIGACHADS to slay nomad pussy.

>shape shifter
You wouldn't fuck a giant spider

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Zevran.
And Leliana can come in for a threesome.
Morrigan can get a fucking blanket.

>has a humongo crush on you either way and never gets over you
'Never gets over you' is an understatement, considering that if the Warden sacrifices himself and she was in love but not hardened, she outright kills herself later.

And you also wouldn't fuck a swarm of bees.

>Degenerate
>Pro loliana
Every time.

>she says she enjoyed the company of men
Given Morrigan's social graces and attitude about most common yokels in Ferelden I don't think she was having deep chats with them about magic and elven history

>kills herself
Never heard of that but that's funny. But it's not like BW's pet can die or anything

well you can assume what you want
she also says she hates contact and has only not left the wilds in a long time
which it's been stated that she's about somewhere in the 19 - 23 range
she would be like 14 - 17 if she did sleep with a guy, kind of unlikely no?
regardless she never outright states her virginity and so it's however you want to believe it

>kind of unlikely no?
Not really. But I think Morri is at least over 25 once you meet her. Loliana is older than you would think too. They both look around mid thirties in DA:I

Bi options, best options.

The fact that she's the one who initiates the sex so casually in camp and then comments on your darkspawn sex prowess suggests she's had some experience.

i really doubt any of them are that old
they're all ignorant about a lot of stuff, morrigan sounds old and wise but she's actually ignorant of a lot of stuff, not even solely due to her swamp ass status
leliana is probably 24 - 26, she acts the youngest but as you said stated she's older than she looks

>Claudia "Slutty Space Pirate" Black is Morrigan
I KNEW I had heard that voice before somewhere!

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>“Leliana remained in the royal court for a time, mourning. She poured her heart into a ballad that would eventually become known throughout Thedas. But after one performance, Leliana quietly vanished. Some say that the Maker came to her in a vision again that night. Smiling, tears in her eyes, she told a maid that she would see her love again at last.”
she an hero'd

>morrigan sounds old and wise but she's actually ignorant of a lot of stuff, not even solely due to her swamp ass status
Nah it's really just due to her swamp ass status. How would you improve as a person when you are stuck in the swamp? She is like Yea Forums being forced out into the world where she has to interact with people
>leliana is probably 24 - 26
Well it fits then since DA:I is 10 years later

You know what the absolute biggest failure of Inquisition is? The banter, in how there seems to be a complete lack of it.

That's really vague, it could just mean she'll see him in heaven or the fade or wherever they go after she dies.

anyone got the screencap of gaider describing morrigan's ideal date?

this?

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It's bugged there's a timer for banter that gets reset when you fast travel

yes, thank you
all i could remember was the "you're not allowed to call it a date" part and it made me both laugh and sad

And get on the horse

Friendly reminder that the only right walkthrough is:
DAO
>be human male
>fuck highborn woman in your castle
>kiss Morrigan right after swamp
>fuck her right after first city
>fuck elf whore in elf camp
>kiss peasant woman in Redcliffe
>kiss Leliana
>fuck Leliana
>fuck all pretty whores in Denerim
>have threesome with Leliana and Isabella
>impregnate Morrigan in the end

DA2
>be male Hawk
>fuck qt insane elf
DAI
>be male inq
>fuck Cass since you have no other options

I know, what also causes the timer to glitch out is when you don't check new loot. I installed a mod that's supposed to give me banter every 15 minutes but even that one dosen't seems to work properly. Say what you will about Dragon Age 2 but at least it got banter and party members right. Bring someone like Anders to Varrics personal quests and you get different outcomes or bring Varric to Fenris personal quests. Meanwhile in Inquisition? Nothing

Should I make a new game on DA:O, BG:II, or just not bother getting out of bed?

>You're not allowed to call it a date

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>fuck Cass since you have no other options
Single quiz is literally the only option

>be male Hawk
>Denying yourself the perfection that is female Hawke

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Stay in bed shitposting on Yea Forums. Your waifu is shit, by the way.

There is no "right way" you do what you want. Being a dwarf noble is just as enjoyable as a human if not more

I completely forgot Farscape was a thing

Wow. I had no idea Gaider turned into such a huge faggot. This is worse than fanfiction tier.

Gaider is a faggot, but lighten up.
>implying you wouldn't get hard from Morrigan making fun of you mispronouncing words

That's both in-character though. You probably just don't know these characters as well as you think you do

The only reason I'd make a femhawk, would be so I could have her killed in Inquisition.

I know Gaider is a faggot, I've known that for years. He's grown into an even bigger one.

Oh, I do. Cassandra romance is literal fedora-bait and that date further reinforces and deteriorates her character.

Morrigan, who was not, has deteriorated as well, to the point of fanfiction tier characterization. Disagree all you want.

I guess, my bottom line is yikes

>I had no idea Gaider turned into such a huge faggot

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Anyone who says left is baiting and the same person

Hey shems guess what, 730 days until day of the veil.

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I haven't seen a post trying so hard yet this devoid of any substance in a while, well done.

>Alistair is the most closeted faggot character ever and he craves Duncan's cock and constantly cries about it
>Morrigan disapproves because that's how sexually challenged David Gaider sees every relationship with every woman in his life
>Leliana sings while she should be keeping her dumb mouth shut
>Oghren is an alcoholic dwarf, that's a concept never before seen in fantasy
>Sten is just a plain cunt and leaving him to rot in his cage would rid me of his horrible dialogue choices that could never be explained through Hegelian dialectic
>Wynne needs to die to make this game less insufferable
>Zevran is just a plain faggot, wow so progressive such character depth
>Shale actually costs money if you bought this piece of shit at the release
>and the only dog is just a dog which makes him mediocre, congrats bioware

Let me also add
>shit single player MMO gameplay mechanics
>clunky mechanics in combat which is mostly shit btw
>absolutely abysmal writing across the board
>terrible and uninspiring story
>useless tactics
>horrible path finding gets party stuck in an open field with a single fucking rock
>the worst level and dungeon design I have ever fucking seen in any RPG since the days of Amiga 500
>and while speaking of Amiga 500, the graphics of DAO looks like something you could run with 512KB of RAM because it's all brown and shit everywhere
>shit visual design
>shit engine and technology

So, why did I play it? All the way to end? I just wanted to see how full of shit you actually are Yea Forums. Jesus Christ you people are irredeemably retarded. How do you allow yourself to play shit like this, love it and make countless threads about it? How do you fucking live with yourselves? Are you just fucking BioWare shills? I sure hope so. I will never listen to your advice on any game ever. I'll go play a better RPG trying to forget this complete trash. That would probably be any RPG ever made.

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Agree on just about everything. DA:O was one of those games I really had to force myself to play through. Halfway through faction missions it became unbearably dull grind towards the inevitable boss fight which you already knew would be just another High Dragon. Romances and other clumsy character developments seemed tacky and glued-on afterthoughts.
On the other hand, Yea Forums shits heavily on DA2 which I found slightly more enjoyable, despite its flaws.

Patrician choice.

A Merrill is patrician too.

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>On the other hand, Yea Forums shits heavily on DA2
Only at release, opinions has turned around the game and most people see it for what it is. Strength and weaknesses included

>dice rolls wtf?!?!??!?!?

Fucking dogshit
The ABSOLUTE state of Yea Forumseddit is appalling

leliana
>gangraped
yea no thanks

>Leliana probably isn't because
probably because she was gangraped by a whole army regiment

patrician choice

>I choose reddit

>but I have no idea who would've gotten with Morrigan since she practically lived as a hermit with her witch dragon mom
She often went to that town near the swamp, the first one you visit after Ostagar where you recruit Sten and Leliana, and says that's where she got her social interactions. It's not like she spent her whole fucking life completely alone with her mother.

Why wasn't there an option to kill Solas or tell him to fuck off?

@452948767
No counterargument? Have it your way, I guess.

Official DA:O LI ranking:

Morrigan > Zevran > hardened Leliana > piss > shit > unhardened Leliana >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alistair

Because fuck you Shem, day of the veil soon.

Keep dreaming fucboi

What is the most fun class to play in DAO

No.

Granted now that I'm older I understand that the reason why it was so shit was probably because EA fucked with it and the devs didn't get enough money to work with

There is an option to tell him to fuck off, to which he basically replies, "Oh, do you have another Fade expert that you can pull out of your ass? No? Well fuck you, I'm not going anywhere."

He turns into quite the bitch if your approval is low.

Mage is overpowered as fuck and probably the closest to real time combat

Everyone is going to tell you it's mage, but you basically do the same things every fight.
For me it was a rogue with 2H weapons, it feels very unique, has its weaknesses and requres you to constantly move to set backstabs. Also, rogue in heavy armor is fucking rad.

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>tfw if Solas is with you when you fight Alexius he realizes that maybe tearing down the Veil isn't a good thing; however, thanks to you unfucking time he also unlearns that lesson and continues his plan to tear down the Veil

I can't wait to see the look on his big dumb bald face when the ancient elves come back and shank his ass for fucking them all over.

Quads.

>"Your language is fascinating, there is no way in the Qunari tongue to use words and yet say nothing."

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>punch Solas and he shrugs it off
>punch Dorian and he gets laid the fuck out

Sigrun ;_;

>literally my playthroughs
Incredibly and utterly based user.

wow go fucking kill yourself faggot
who the hell is a fan of sera

You can play as a dwarf commoner and roleplay staying with her after everything.

donuts

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this guy knows

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>make a muscular non-twink love interest
>ruin the entire design by giving him saggy man tits

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guess they don't call this faggot gaider for nothing

Elves strong, weak sissy humans needs not apply.

So what's the connection between qunari and dragons?

Why not straight up kill him then? Oh, that's right, he's the big bad boss and you can't turn on him at any time. Nice one, Bioware.

I wanted to kill him. Honestly. Run him right through.

>Why not straight up kill him then
Well it's kind of killing the only doctor in town. Do you think that's a good idea?

Yes.

Probably the descendants of Reavers or something. Cassandra did mention that drinking dragon blood makes you change.

With all due disrespect, I would like to give you this "Retard of the Thread" award. Truly hard earned in this particular thread!
Everyone clap!

It's pretty obvious the guy wasn't just your run of the mill party member he's there at every crucial moment, knows elven shit the dalish don't and pulls a big fortress out of his ass

@452955053
Here's your (You)
Oh, that's right, you didn't get one.

The moment an Elf Mage walked up to the chantry, he should have been used for archer target practice, right then and there. The fact that he is the SAM equivalent of asspulls of Andromeda, is not an excuse. He was a shit character and had no place being there.

Gaydar is such a faggot and I hope he never finds work again.

You wish fuckboi, DA2 marked the beginning of the end of Bioware.

When you managed to get Morrigan, Leliana and Anora at same time.

>you didn't get one.
You even typed it out manually, that was a very special you with a lot of effort put into it. Thanks, retard!

The fact that the original engine was doing just fine with mods but could use better code, and the fact they came of with Dragon Age 2 & Inquestion which were monstrocities, never stops triggering me.

This was only applicable when you compared to it everything before Dragon Age 1. The fact we have this 'quality' of current RPGs makes Origins a fucking 8/10 experience.

@452956798

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>People still reply to the pasta
Why even pretend that it's not always the same people here

The only right walkthrough is not playing any game in the series after Origins.

Glad Anthem finally killed off BioWare and we will not have to see DA suffer more

Left is for female elf, right is for male elf/human. Zevran is for male dwarf

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Better bald elf coming through.

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What mod is that?

The True Faces mod

It's seperate in the Dragon Age Redesigned mod.

based taste

>Even Bioware are aware of how much they fucked up Sera because she is the only member that you can kick out at any time
I almost feel sorry for the guy who had to write her, there was clearly a good idea there but something went clearly wrong.

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>DA2
>be male hawke
>even playing DAI
lmao
and reminder all good Origins are worthwhile besides Dalish Elf

Wow, didn't know the game takes place in Europe.

Raiden

Yikes. Old hag.

Is that the face Solas will make when the Chantry finds out that he's the person they based their Maker bullshit on?

Divine taste

That's the face he will make when the day of the veil happens.

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It's fantasy England, Orlais is fantasy France and Tevinter is fantasy ancient Rome

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I'd say Tevinter is more Byzantine. Then you have Nevarra and Antiva as well

Because they literally created a character on the "lol so randum"

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Who the fuck is this even?

Oh right, I havent played the trash Dragon Ages yet

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>(breath)
Oh the shit animations will never cease to amaze

>NWN 91
>ME2 96
>DA2 79
>TOR 85
>ME3 89
Is there a point to your image beyond "reviews are garbage and not to be trusted"?

show us how she really looks

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I somewhat lost my save of dao at the beggining of the fade and now I'm wondering if it's worth it going back. Should I retry the game? It's been 2 years btw.

Solas halfway believes in the maker himself

I assume he means that they either couldn't afford to keep bribing them, or the bribery would have been so obvious that even the "journalists" knew to stay the fuck away

I can FEEL the grease

A treatsie on Sera.

Sera is abrasive and rude. She's also stupid. She doesn't fit in at all in the world the Inquisitor finds themself in. She has her own interests, that do not always align with the Inquisotr's. She even speaks in an annoying manner.

But this is all intentional. The writers made a realistic character. Characters in videogames all too often bend themselves to appeal to the player. If the player doens't like something, they change the character. Blackwall wanted to die, until the player says "no, don't". We're so used to speech checks getting our way. We're so used to characters being our team, being our friends. Sera contradicts this convention. She doesn't apologize for who she is, and she also doesn't change who she is. It's quite refreshing conceptually, even though it's done in a way that makes an annoying character. But the concept is sound.

There's also the issue of her being gay. To the author's credit, you don't learn this until you specifically ask her out. It's never mentioned at any point ever that she's gay, until the point at which it is immediately relevant to a question the player asks. This is a well-written gay character. Sera is liked or disliked because of her strong personality long before the character even learns if she's gay or not. This is exactly what gay characters should be like.

This strong personality is also interesting. Looking past her being annoying, we find some interesting stuff. The "what is an elf" conversation was great. She's a stupid commoner who is in over her head. Remember, to the average citizen, dragons and going into the fade and darkspawn are all terrifying, and she represents this "everyman" of the world.

Overall, Sera is actually quite well-written conceptually, and is a refreshing character despite being annoying. So I'm not saying you should like her, because she is intentionally abrasive, but I am saying to think a bit more about the character at least.

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Merrill. She's too darn cute to not stick with. Morrigan can go take Alistair's dick and Leliana is a slut

Well, Solas is the type that would believe in himself.

>There's also the issue of her being gay. To the author's credit, you don't learn this until you specifically ask her out. It's never mentioned at any point ever that she's gay, until the point at which it is immediately relevant to a question the player asks. This is a well-written gay character. Sera is liked or disliked because of her strong personality long before the character even learns if she's gay or not. This is exactly what gay characters should be like.
On this point, at least, you are correct.

Why the fuck did Bioware never make another Darkspawn Chronicles?

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NWN was a good game faggot.

>can bang her during your first campstop in Lothering, after like one day of relationship in exchange for a few cheap trinkets
>talks how sex is not a big deal for her and fuck love lmao
>people are still surprised that she's not a virgin
fucking waifufags I swear

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HE POSTED IT AGAIN THE MADMAN OMG

>hard to win but will have a family with you
should read
>will happily fuck you after you toss her a few trinkets and steals your essence to create a fucking abomination that you'll never see

>feggitz
Alistair will only fuck a woman, Zevran and Leliana are the queers in this game