Why arent there more shooting games with aliens...

Why arent there more shooting games with aliens? I just want a game where i shoot stuff side by side with a little wisecracking alien buddy

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This level was the best shit to speedrun, fucking kicking that hoverbed all over the place and spinning it around corners.

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Dude! I forgot about being able to fling that hover board. You just brought back a lot of memories

perfect dark was total shit and the beginning of a mindset that ruined games forever.
People liked that in goldeneye you could shoot the lights, because they weren't expecting to be able to do that. instead of grasping the lesson 'people like to be surprised by touches beyond what's necessary', the PD team took the lesson 'people like shooting lights' and literally this was the seed thought for the game (it's called perfect because of an idea of playing in dark vs. light, due to shooting out lights, which didn't really end up implemented.)
Also the cringe humor and story which clearly came from a teenage programmer - although i can't be too hard on that teenage programmer because he implemented the things in goldeneye that made it goat, but - rare should not have said yeah you can have creative direction.
>ridley movie mashup? but with wacky bRitIsH humor? the alien's called Elvis? bloody banter- you're the writer

>Ubisoft dropped Killer freaks from outer space to make ZombiU

Godfuckingdangit

Holy autism. I have no idea what the fuck ur on about. The game didnt have much humor in it, brits cant into comedy. Pic related. And what are u talking about the game being based on dynamic lighting? Just wanted to talk about a cool game you diarrhead all this spergy shit about lights that doesnt make any sense.

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Wrong pic.

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having something as stupid as big head joke aliens like ur op pic is a result of british silliness leaking into a thing that should have had x-files tone.
>wot ah u talking about the game being based on doynamic lighting
it's exactly as i said cunt

Literally none of what you just said is true

actually they dropped killer rabbids (a hard M-rated fps) THEN killer freaks THEN made zombiU

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go read about it faggot

Yeah. Ive never heard of the game being named after a lighting effect. This guy sounds like he smokes meth. Imagine getting this butt blasted over a grey alien named Elvis saying he has a headache.

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Didn't know that, but I made the connection when I watched the trailer, it was an oasis in a desert of Zombie games, it looked so fucking cool. I really liked ZombiU, but I would have preferred what I saw in that teaser.

elvis is a real nigga

I looked it up. Not true at all
Evidence in pic and this video around 1:30

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since you just went to the fucking wiki page, read about martin hollis "light and dark" and how the game's dev got restarted

Even if ur correct, i really dont see how the name alters ur perception of the whole game that much and why it makes you so butt blasted. Who cares. The game is good, indont care if its named after a lighting fixture you don't like

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for the lazy. Of course the ones that had a bitter falling out with their good devs all leaving (in your vid) are like heh uh i can't remember how we came up with the name

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what the fuck are you saying? What the fuck do you think i care about the name for? This is the important part of what i said
>People liked that in goldeneye you could shoot the lights, because they weren't expecting to be able to do that. instead of grasping the lesson 'people like to be surprised by touches beyond what's necessary', the PD team took the lesson 'people like shooting lights'
dumb fucking dick

You're full of shit. I just watched the video and at 1:15 the lead designer literally says the picked random words that sound cool and edgy together. Fuck off with ur gay little theories.

i.e., this explains why perfect dark and most games since are SOULLESS SHIT

Mate, its real hard to follow you. Its like the ravings of a lunatic. So do you like the lighting or not? Maybe rewrite a bit more clearer this time.

Easily the dumbest post I've seen on this board all week. PD never tried to be a stealth game, it was just neat lighting effects - that's all. You are literally making up bullshit in your head.

Go get yourself checked for autism.

It just says he wanted lighting game mechanics. It doesnt say thats what inspired the name.

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it literally says that

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They were ideas that never materialized into anything. Your headcanon that it "ruined the game" when it wasn't even in the game is just pure fantasy. Get your head checked.

Wait. Im very confused by your post. So what are your thoughts on the game? (Not including the title or lighting)

Yeah, i dont understand that user either. I dont follow his leap from an abadoned idea for a game mechanic to why that makes the game bad. Its gotta be his autism.

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okay if it's me, can someone fucking seriously tell me, why this sentence is so hard to read, or to understand or whatever:
>People liked that in goldeneye you could shoot the lights, because they weren't expecting to be able to do that. instead of grasping the lesson 'people like to be surprised by touches beyond what's necessary', the PD team took the lesson 'people like shooting lights'

do i need to fucking expand it?
>People liked in Goldeneye that you could shoot the lights, because they weren't expecting to be able to do that. The surprise is why they liked it - it wasn't really about lights. But instead of grasping the lesson "people like to be surprised by touches of detail beyond those that are necessary for gameplay" the PD team took the lesson "people like shooting lights". So the PD team (well, the original team) started down a thought process of making what had been a soulful detain into a core mechanic - at which point soulful details got forgotten, thus ruining games forever

btw i know you're the same fag
>8 posters
lol

>Goldeneye lights - a neat effect that is purely cosmetic
>Perfect Dark lights - a neat effect that is purely cosmetic

The difference is crazy!

I get all that, but why does that make it a bad game and as you said "ruined gaming forever"

>the PD team took the lesson 'people like shooting lights'
And using this information, they put lights in the game that you can shoot. And that's it.
Whoa, just like fucking Goldeneye.

read the clause before the words you quoted. btw are you enjoying your childish fucking aliens thread you fucking dumbass weed mexican?

hmm still 8 posters not sure why you feel the need to put your bleating in 3 separate posts each time

Okay. Lemme rephrase. Lets say this same game was made by a different dev team. Would u like it then? It seems like ur beef is with the design philosph. (And non dynamic lights) and not the game itself. Thats why no one can understand

Perfect Dark had so many more details than GoldenEye. I question if you even played them.

Goldeneye didn't even have fucking reload animations for fuck sake. How can you say PD got lazy with details?

yeah, I suspect this guy who doesnt like the lighting effects is just flame trolling.

why do you pretend the word soulful wasn't there?

i would have still compared it to goldeneye and said that it is "okay" but less *enjoyable* despite some improved tech (i.e. reload animations) because of bad level design, annoying enemy voice lines instead of grunts "you... bitch!" throwing me out of the game, the cringey alien, etc. And i would have said that it just didn't wow me with any moments where I went "oh shit, you can do that" except maybe the head-bobble headshot thing. So i'd say, it's a "good" 64 game but not great. It just isn't as fun as ge in single player or multi because it's bloated

The multiplayer was amazing. All those bot variations were literal years ahead of its time

I like how on the second Area 51 mission, you can wait out a bit in the opening cutscene to help get to the elevator quickly on time rather than wait and lose time.

Also. Little known fact about thos game,
You could play with a two controller set up on n64 so you could have 2 sticks more in line with modern shooters. I felt so cool as a kid playong the game this way. Like i was really weilding dual Falcon 2s

I didnt know this. Thats pretty cool.

>perfect dark was total shit
stopped reading there. nothing good can follow.

perfect dark was one of the best games on the n64, if not the very best game. it was an improvement on goldeneye in every way. it would be good with just the singleplayer campaign, but then you have the godly multiplayer, the challenges, the fucking carrington institute, jesus. what a truly a masterful game. it's sad what microsoft did to it

>the brits can't into comedy
>posts monty python
you can't into comedy. because this isn't funny, even as a joke

Basically, the cargo elevator is still operating as normal while you're in the cutscene and skipping it doesn't reset it, so you can manipulate it before the timer starts with gameplay. When Jonathan starts to tinker with the explosive crate before it hovers, that's when the lift's doors are open and you can rush in and then close it.

i mean, i fuckin played the multiplayer a lot and like even got it going on emu the other year and played it every other day. (as opposed to ge because no bots) but the whole time i would be thinking "i wish one of these fucking guns sounded like a gun and not a printer" or "i wish the bullet impacts were sprites and not bulbous 3d 'sparks' ".
They fucked up so much by trying to include things that were "cool" instead of good. Like how the first single player level is a skyscraper in a city like tyrell tower. Woah that's cool. It is a good level? fuck no it's terrribly unrewarding to play (a bunch of guys fish-in-barreled inside identical offices, another floor of the same, stupid elevators, a crappy lobby area)

When did you play this game?
I think youre asking a lot of a game that came out in 2000 and only had 8 mb of RAM
Because it was mindblowing at the time

i played it at the time. it was a let down at the time although it was hard to admit this to myself. it wasn't more of what made goldeneye good. it was similar with some improvements, and a lot of stuff getting in the way of those improvements.
Perhaps we just focus on different things
I would like to play timesplitters one day which is what hollis doak and ellis went off to make

>BRITISH HUMOR

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God tier soundtrack
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The world government is afraid of the aliens' reaction to these media so they shut down most such projects

That actually would explain why there's suck a lack of alien video games.

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BOVINE

I mean, jokes aside, if we ever establish official contact all those films, books and games portraying aliens as disgusting, heartless invaders who want to conquer or destroy Earth and rape our women can become a serious issue. Depending on the alien's mindsets it may be awfully awkward at best when they find out about this shit or a massive diplomatic problem at worst

>aliens can't handle the bants
Doubtful that aliens capable of interstellar travel would not have the mental capacity to put themselves into the position of pre-space travel cultures exploring any and all imaginative fictional avenues.

>tfw fps alien games like halo are gonna be looked at the same way we look at pic related
Kek!

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>"grays" becomes a racial slur against aliens
>"martian" has the same connotation as calling native americans "indians"
>elvis-looking aliens are basically blackface

Never post here again you autistic fuckwit. Perfect dark is based in everyday.

Alien psychology and culture is probably going to be completely different to ours. Sure, they will probably be smart, at least in the science-smart way, but that does not guarantee they will understand it properly. They're mentality and historical and cultural experience may make them interpret it in a completely different way or even make them unable to understand it in our way

alien no realistic
must shoot human
more human is more good
different armor is different enemy
alien bad
human good
alien hard animate
human easy
alien bad!!!!

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was this ever any good?

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>*ahem* Ive come to say the "G-word"

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I loved it. It was legitimately scary when i played it as a kid

*ahem*
Fuck Grays
Fuck Martians
Fuck Nordics
Fuck Reptilians
Fuck Zeta Reticulans
And
Fuck Machine Elfs

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If aliens are unevolved enough to be offended by trivial shit like people here on earth are perfectly capable of doing, then there will have been no point to contact with them anyway.

i liked the look of it when i was younger i may have to check it out.

i thought zeta reticulans were grays. or this guy..

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based, based and redpilled I say!

David duchovny voices the lead too which was pretty cool at the time.

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You're right, but it's at least plausible that such intelligent creatures would possess the ability to put themselves in our shoes and see from our perspective, as that ability (theory of mind) is highly conducive to higher intelligence. All intelligent beings we know to possess theory of mind, such as humans, apes, corvids, dolphins, killer whales, parrots, elephants etc. are amongst the most successful species of their kind.

oh yeah and i think marilyn manson voices one of the aliens.

Ive heard both that they are they same and other people say they are diff. Ive also heard there are two types of grays one being slightly taller and evil. Ive also heard that grays are basically cyborg drones made by the dept of defense black projects. But who really knows. Lotsa disinfo in the UFO community

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it's got to be better than his voice work in x files resist or serve.

What if grays chimp out when you call em the "G word"?

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