>The Switch is two years old
The Switch is two years old
>The PS4 is twenty years old
And there's like nothing to fucking play. I know I'm gonna get called a shill or whatever, but I legit regret buying a switch. I really hope 2019 brings us some good shit. I'm hype for Animal Crossing and Pokemon because of nostalgia, but BOTW was not my cup of tea. And Smash is a given.
>the xbox one is a hundred years old
>video games are six gorillion years old
>The 360 is 14 years old
Fuck man i still remember being a middle schooler arguing on Yea Forums about how the 360 was so much better than the ps3
There are people on Yea Forums RIGHT NOW that have never touched a pre hd console, NOT EVEN A FUCKING PS2
>Pokemon Sword and Shield is 3 days old
Hold me Yea Forums
I'm unironically can't wait for the Switch HD. Day 1 purchase for me.
>I am 30 years old
no it's -259 days old
>not embracing the boomer life
>30 years ago was 60 years ago
>Xbox 360 production halted 3 years ago
ps2 is 19 years old
>22 days until I am a 28 year old boomer
1 year from now, 1990 will be 30 years ago
No meme, do the math
Please don’t type this out ever again. I turned 24 two months ago and I already feel old enough.
STOP
>turn 30 this year
>won't even qualify for wizard status
Kill me bros...
I sure am glad I didn't fall for the Nintendo meme again after they fucked me with the Wii U. Enjoy your ports of MY games.
I’m un-ironically saving my government money for the next more powerful version of the switch. The queen can’t fucking stop me.
turns out... not all of us were going to make it after all
I'm legitimately upset that I lost my virginity.