He completely ruined her
Why did Sakurai do this?
Brayden Sanders
Joseph Green
Why do you have an ass fetish, incel?
Isaac Ross
Japs hate asses, they only love sticc not thicc
Justin Richardson
Incels killing themselves is good for the species
Aiden Perry
What. Who doesn't like a nice arse?
Aaron Martin
If that is true, then how do you explain 2004?
Adam Ward
Fuck off Sybb and a preemptive fuck off Doug.
Daniel Moore
>Having a boob fetish
Brayden Sanders
Why not?
Gavin Murphy
>want to discuss Metroid
>porn spammers burst in and talk about Samus' ass 24/7
>people then wonder why I'd prefer Samus to be a featureless, genderless, non-sexual robot
Anthony Perry
Xavier Walker
They could have designed her like this
Juan Miller
Logan Sanders
It's not about ass, it's about athletic vs pornstar physique.
Henry Gutierrez
What is "pornstar physique"? Not athletic?
Kevin Bell
Stonetoss made first bluepilled comic and now normies are spamming it everything because they get triggered over cute female feet but they lack imagination to invent any decent roast.
Ryder Hughes
>on one end, gf_sybb
>on the other, AcFag
And now you know why Metroid threads on Yea Forums suck.
Dominic Adams
this
Samuel Thompson
Or Bayonetta and even solid Snake (in their own games)?
Regarding new Smash, Snake's ass was toned down a lot too. He used to have best ass in vidya.
Wyatt Barnes
>one side offers gameplay discussion
>the other, endless porn dumps and shitposting
>"wtf it's so hard to choose"
Alexander Clark
>>one side offers gameplay discussion
sybb and dougs are cucks who offer none of the the above
Nathan Lee
2004 is just flab, how is that nice?
Nathaniel Russell
Don't like being lumped in with the assposter? Here's your options
1) Fuck Off
2) Fuck Off
3) Fuck Off
William Sullivan
>footfags
Blake Gonzalez
>Snakes ass
How gay are you?
Dylan Price
>porn spammers literally want gameplay discussion to "fuck off"
Can't make this up folks.
Asher Martinez
>Waaah! I can't fap to her anymore! Waaaaah! Game literally ruined! What am I going to day. Games are becoming less and less fappable by the month!
Nicholas Thompson
Serious question.
But what's with incels' need to have to be able to fap to every piece of media they consume?
Jonathan Ward
And it would have been better
Brandon Stewart
You're just as bad as OP, fuck off.
Nolan Nelson
hey doug, how your mom's asshole doin?
Grayson Torres
t.seething tranny
Evan Russell
It's ACfag
Justin Evans
Report and hide Sybb threads.
Jordan Morales
A better phrased question would be:
Why cant you fap to 2008 when it is clearly the superior ass?
Cooper Sanchez
Why aren't Sybb and ACfag both banned yet?
Brody Wright
you're a fucking cuck sybb
Anthony Parker
>Footfags trigger people more than fatfags, fartfag and vorefags combined.
The absolute state of Yea Forums
Caleb Reed
Why is it banworthy to want to discuss Metroid in peace? Why must all threads be plagued with porn?
Austin Harris
Leave if you don't like people treating you like a vegan atheist crossfitter.
Ryder Adams
Shut the fuck up you autistic shitposter. Fuck off back to GameFAQs if they haven't permanently banned you yet.
Hudson Powell
Excuses like these are worthy of any cringe compilation.