How am I supposed to play RE2 when Leon in his Noir outfit is constantly making my vagina wet?

That gaping wound you inflicted on yourself doesn't make you a woman and never will.

Let's try to figure out how 8 could possibly turn his mess of a life around.

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>Be straight
>Start blushing and fidgeting when Leon cutscenes play

But why?

He finally fucks Claire and has a family

It's one thing to appreciate how handsome he is but I think you might have the gay

>and fidgeting
What? Are you autistic, user?

t. Chris

Let him fall for Claire instead

Its called a man crush. I had one for Big Boss. As long as you dont want to fuckhim or get fucked by him, its not gay

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That ship has long sailed for post 6 timeline. We, much like Leon, need to let go.

It's normal, don't worry.

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Would it not make his life better?

>"Damn, the rookies got CAKE

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Keep dreaming Chris.
Leon will finally reach illumination and be happy on his own, breaking free of the spell of women, dedicating himself to being John Wick instead.

If you don't understand how blushing and fidgeting go together then you are the one with the 'tism.

Not really. He'll never let go of Ada, it will torment him forever and only make him worse for dragging down a family with him.

>they had decorations
>a puzzle
>probably had a cake

The true tragedy of RE2 is the party that never got to happen.

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I don't think you're supposed to start fidgeting when looking at a digital character on a screen.

Think you might be the autist

>spelling it "thick" instead of "thicc"

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This is true. I just watched that movie Gods of Egypt and I have a non-gay Gerard Butler man crush now.

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You want to know the best part?
This is a manip of an avatar for sale on Second Life

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I've never fidgeted in my life and I've been attracted to plenty of people.

Yes, thicc is a shit fucking meme that needs to die.

How has Second Life not died yet?

big if true

There are professional poker players that make huge money every year spotting people's unconscious movement. Trust me, you fidget and don't even realize it.

British guys dressing up as meds always makes me laugh.

They just introduced animated mesh which means you can fuck rips of video game characters.

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At least hes not black like ((((they))))) want

That's it, Leon. If my sister won't fuck you I will.

No you don't, whore. We appreciate female beauty with our hearts, and not our penises. With our penises we appreciate it after the game.

Was the creepy singing in the sewers the G monsters?

Good end unlocked

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Trannies don't get wet, that's discharge.

What do you do if you go into the alligator part with no ammo, does the game just soft lock itself?

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youtube.com/watch?v=lX2zMBXNqR8
The PC community was a mistake

Was a blessing*

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There's a reason you're given a free grenade, user.

But what if you discard it or whiff it

If you're going to lose on purpose you lose, sure. But the game makes sure you have a way to make it out alive even if your inventory is empty.

play with the speedo mod

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people who write thick are true thickfags
t. thickfag

Okay, I assume you mean that the crocodile keeps chewing on the pipe forever and you're stuck there.
That's not the case, he breaks it after a bit and eats you.

KEK it's like they said
>let's take a shot at mikami and give leon the evil within costume

Is that the famous psychologically tormented detective sebastian castellanos?

I see. Thanks for explaining, it's been on my mind for a while.

I'd rather have that zombie with a nude mod.

>he doesn't wank off to the characters as he plays

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>illumination
is that what they're calling it these days?

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KEK

No problem, it's fun to run around the game and test stuff out.
Yesterday I tried going back to Kendo's shop when you get the T-valve and thus access to the RPD to see if you could revisit those areas now that the Ada section and the crocodile were done only to find the gate at the back of the shop is locked, barring entry. It was a shame.

Become illuminated

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I only have two hands and I need them on the controller, not the joystick.

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Those of you who S+'d Hardcore: Which of the inventory upgrades did you bother to get?

-West Office is obviously easy to snatch real quick.
-The weapons locker one is obviously a waste of time since it requires you to hunt down those mini-safes.
-The nap room would require backtracking and waste time.

Is it manageable with only one pocket upgrade?

West Office, all Shotgun upgrades, Flamethrower regulator.

I did it with only the west office but its such a pain in the ass

i have i same problem but precum leaks out of my dick instead

I think I read a story on AAOTO like this once.

Yeah, I assumed with those upgrades. And Matilda, I assume?

Yeah, I imagined as much. I think I can manage.

Am I supposed to jump immediately into the 2nd story after clearing a campaign or do the other campaign?

I actually got heart flutters when he looks right at the camera

>tfw finally clearing Tofu and working out a decent path
>also unlocked the rest shortly after
Feels fucking fantastic, I swear some areas dicked me over with double lunging zombies in tightly packed spaces but I made it even with Mr.X moving to the 2nd floor like that.

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Doesn't matter since both runs are almost exactly the same.

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He's pretty hot

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yeah

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When can we have this costume in game

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it's kind of weird how girls can get super tuned on just from looking at conservatively dressed men. I remember my friend from high school telling me she found Cloud from KH2 super hot and made her shake. I never would have thought that.

I feel sorry for you resident evil fags trying to piece together a coherent canon story line.

its not that weird imo

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who the fuck blushes and fidgets when they look at someone? you aren't fucking sailor moon. stop lying to enable each other's faggotry.

fuck mr. x

>making my vagina wet
not fooling anyone discord tranny

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All the campaigns/2nd stories are like 95% the same. It's retarded

>5' 11'' vs 6'

Women are more interested in the face and overall body rather than specific parts. That is why unsolicited dick pics are awful for them. It's just a random dick. Guys go more for specific body parts and are fine if chicks send them some titties.

zac efron lookin ass nigga. egg rolls with chopsticks eatin ass nigga.

o..oh user kun.. *blushes*

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youtu.be/6wrsbh-0fMA

youtu.be/mAR-8JTdcVw

youtu.be/3bUYx8h8TwA sg

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you sure?

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>half of the entire human population is biologically female
>but Yea Forums only has trannies
Incel logic everyone

FLAME ON

Especially if a man is in a suit and has confidence.
God, you all just look so good.
Big Dick Energy.

Donte makes my ovaries want to climb up into my chest cavity and die.

Real Dante is where the action is.

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He's capable yet vulnerable at the same time. Thus, attraction.

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He has the perfect balance of chad and twink

Impeccable

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A chadwink.

>Good end unlocked

nigga das BEST ending foh

>Entire world has multiple races
>50 of violent crimes are committed by just one

wow

this

50% *

fuck

Code?

I never realized I was gay until I saw it. The way Leon looked in the camera: completely helpless--a deer in the headlights. The pensive tempest of his sapphire eyes... the groans of the monsters in the distance. He was telling me he needed me. And in my heart, I knew I needed him too.

Sounds gay desu.

Please be in Gondwanaland.

There was a crocodile in this??

No, it was an alligator.

Leon is literally Johnny Depp. In Resident Evil 8 he will be skin and bones and look like a poz'd geriatric.

thats iiniku

I like this meme

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He also becomes more boring and more of a dick with age.

Honestly, RE2 having Leon be doubtful and humble was a nice breath of fresh air.

RE2 Leon is love.

Where was it?

Thanks bro.

This, don't get why some girls on tumblr sploosh over El Donte, only good part about him is his body. His face always looked weird to me, it only looks good when you put a shit ton of filters on him.

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Try playing the game

RE2 Leon would hug you and tell you it's going to be okay, even if he was afraid it isn't.

RE4 Leon would point you in a general direction and shrug you off as you go on your own.

RE6 Leon would open a fucking catacomb tomb inside of a church, and let the monster that comes out kill you and everyone hiding in the church for safety, and his response will just be, "Welp! So about those catacombs..."

Donte's body is fine but his personality and ass-licking facial expression ruins it for me

He looks like he smells like cheap cigarettes, taint sweat, STD cream and foot fungus and it's an instant 'no way fag' from me

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it feels like the monsters are rougher with Leon than they are with Claire, like how G1 smashes him through the catwalk, or when the other catwalk breaks and he falls when the tyrant is choking him at the end. His whole ordeal seemed a lot more physical in general and as a result he seemed to be more wary of and more respectful of the monsters' strength than Claire was

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Keep sperging out it's funny

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>Tumblr
There's your problem. Tumblr folk are thirsty for EVERYTHING WITH A PULSE! Fuck, I remember girls losing their shit over the gif I'm posting because "OOH! DOMINANT MAN WANTS TO FUCK ME!"

Then any self respecting woman came on and was like, "Who sent this twelve year old in church clothes that don't fit him to tell me what to do?" It was hilarious.

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Yeah, it's amazing how much shit white people have gotten away with. Pretty much every great war has been started by one.

>I finally understand how guys feel when they play games.
You don't understand anything about the male mind. If we're not thinking about the task and hand then we're thinking about dogs. Doggos. Puppies. Puppers. The important stuff. You think we care about vaginas most of the day? Get over your sex, men have.

You're so dumb you don't even realize people like you are the zombies.

>people like you are the zombies
We using video game logic in the real world like grown ups, huh?

user speaks the truth.

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post feet or gtfo

Resident Evil is an allegory for corporatism and degeneracy in America.

>"Get over your sex, men have"
>Meanwhile, Mortal Kombat threads get spammed because "muh ugly faces" and "Why is this character not wearing dental floss bras? They're practically wearing burqas!"

Retard, stop acting like you know stats. Different user here but I think you're the one eating up /pol/ cock

Of fucking course there's a high percentage of crimes by black people, they've been beaten into poverty since America's inception. Poverty = crime, not black = crime

Correct. Corporatism and degeneracy cause by white people.

Finally someone said it.

Do not fuck dogs
Do not talk /pol/
Talk about how nice Chris looks in this suit

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Is that you Claire? Or Chris? I can't be sure anymore

Caused by braindead marxists trying to tear apart everything good in society and the establishment tyrant coming after anyone woke enough to see their globohomo plot for what it is.

What did happen to Ashley I wonder. That butcha-u doujin CG set still makes me diamonds

Jesus fuck, you're deluded.

Protags are white Americans; antags are globalist eurotrash war profiteer scum.

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Umbrella is a globalist organization operating throughout the world and the headquarters is in Europe.

>wesker this is a dangerous and scientific environment please take off your sunglasses
>NO

when are they gonna drop all pretense and just give chris a full on tom of finland unlockable outfit

>Wesker... Hand me the red vial...
>.......
>Wesker, that's the blue vial...
>.......
>Wesker, if you don't take off your sunglasses, you're not going to be able to see the color of the vi~
>THEY'RE NOT COMING OFF!

Just get it on with, Capcom

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Unsolicited boob or vagina pic tantalises no one either, what are you talking about?

>wesker fight in 5 literally hinges on being able to evade him because he refuses to take off his sunglasses at night

Are you seriously going to sit here and try to state that 50% of the crime in the world is committed by blacks? Not even your per capita bullshit can save you this time.

Unsolicited vagina pics don't tantalize people, but boobs? Speak for yourself.

>your future HINGES upon this fight

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>taking advantage of a man's low self esteem and insecurity

Chris truly is the lowest of the low.

did you play the game? it was in the sewers

But Wesker needs to overcome his insecurities.

He has beautiful eyes. Wesker doesn't know he's beautiful.

youtube.com/watch?v=kJ2djNORNfE
chris is a freakin bully

>door boss

Should have put on some actual armor, buddy.

What's that hairstyle called?

He is really handsome.

It's Resident Evil. Everyone is hot. Man or woman.

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>thingken of ada

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SOUNDS LIKE MY EX WIFE

Only the West office one, it's perfectly manageable.
If you're on a B run you might as well grab the one in the Nap room too since it takes five seconds.

Which is easier to S+? A or B run?

I love her ears.
And tits

>and overall body rather than specific parts.
Lies and slander, women love manbutt.

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GLUTES FOR THE SLOOTS

That's a big gun

god i need to get my life together

this fucking website

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Unironically picked up

>He looks like he smells like cheap cigarettes
That brings back bad memories of my ex.

RE6 Leon is best Leon

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*blushes* So sugoiii, user-senpai

you should run back and grab the last inventory upgrade if you have more than 30 minutes to spare on A
A is easier imo, you get 30 extra minutes and I think there's less enemy spawns

When are we getting an Mr X mod where he pops a boner when he sees you?

>I finally understand how guys feel when they play games.
No you don't.

no way fag
He threw away the wristband which was his only memento of her

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Everyone except Claire.

Remake Claire yeah.

I find A considerably easier, since an extra 30 minutes is a great safety net and the enemies are simpler. You get the valve at the beginning, sure, but it's still 30 minutes less of wiggle room.

I don't find it necessary enough to justify running back on A, you don't need to carry that much stuff, just three slots worth of key items and whatever else you need.
But on B it's too close to not get.

Yea I did both characters. I guess I vaguely remember some qte type encounter with an alligator now on the first playthrough.

He has her prints on his pants, he'll just never clean them.

no, Claire too

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La goblina...

Sorry, Claire. But rest assured, your brother will ensure there's Redfield presence on the handsome train.

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RACOON
I
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>Racoon Rity

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la goblina...mios dio

>tfw walked in on my sister lightly touching herself while watching the Claire and Leon scene at the gate
Been making fun of her ever since and she blushes like crazy

you know you want her, don't lie

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>tfw walked in my room and claire was on my bed naked

haha wow!

What is this meme? How the fuck do ass cheeks clap together when you walk?

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Welcome to Raccoon
C I T Y
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>I finally understand how guys feel when they play games.
What. Most protagonists are male so...

Nah just Remake Claire DSC was top tier.

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you gotta be mad thicc to have clapping asscheeks

I don't need to fuck every single thing with a vagina I see, so no. I don't want her.
I only have eyes for REmake Jill.

Raccoon titty

Sounds like fat to me. Thick women have shape and form. Flabby asses that flop around and clap aren't thick. They're just fat.

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Fujostacies, where can I find a fujo gf? What do I need to do to get one?

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as expected, all Claire haters are just waifufags dedicated to other RE waifus (including OG Claire) and thus their opinions on her looks are completely biased and not worth considering

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That makes a lot of sense. A good example of this is when you fight Birkin in NEST. Leon is fucked over by Annette and is forced to fight him, Claire says fuck it and jumps on the lift with a gun-ho attitude about it.

congrats this is probably the gayest thread i've seen all month

You can deflect all you want, user, but you're just too blinded by your own bias. The new Claire is ugly.

Any tips for doing S+ on the B runs? I tried it out yesterday but was struggling a lot with where to go when in the start and ended up leaving the RPD at around 1 hour.

Thicc is and has always been fat, sometimes even obese. It's just that the hambeasts have been trying to replace those two words with UUGGGGHHH THICC so that they can delude themselves that they're attractive and people want them. And the funny thing is that they don't even need that considering how many fucking chubbychasers they are, but no, getting it on with a chubbychaser is somehow bad because they don't like them for "who they are" but because "they're fat" so that offends them, despite them being lardos already so the only way they can feel satisfied is that if someone likes them while still being balls of grease but also "normal" rather than the pigs they are. Bunch of crazy people who cannot own up themselves and play the cards they've been dealt, and in this case picked themselves, right.

Not everyone accepts anything given to them, especially when it doesn't look good. But Nu Claire personality makes up for it right.....

especially Jill

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You can deflect all you want, user, but you're just too blinded by your own bias. The new Claire is not ugly.

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based

You can do better than copy my post and change a word, user.
She is not appealing and it doesn't make people gay to think so.

did they finally make him a nude mod?

If she came on to you and you wouldn't take her I would just assume you were a huge fag

I think they did make one on DeviantArt
deviantart.com/ogami4/art/RE2-Leon-Nude-Mod-787668482

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>and you wouldn't take her
Would you honestly have sex with any woman that asked you to?

>this tranny thinks I play games so I can get horny
go fuck yourself bitch

I would have sex with any woman who looked as good as Claire, yeah.
Seriously, if you think she's ugly you're delusional. Show any picture of her from this thread to anyone who's never heard of the game and ask them what they think and literally nobody you ask will call her ugly

t. virgin
she's above 5 (aka average) at the very least

fucking finally! thanks user

the neck looks a bit fucked up though and clips through his real neck. I havent tried it.
The neck is also weird on the speedo one, I dont know why they can't fix it

Why is everyone in STARS so beautiful? Why did the RPD attract such beautiful people?

>>this tranny thinks I play games so I can get horny
I don't i'm to busy playing the game unless your modding the game to be a full porn game then ok then it is right lol.

Loving all these posters saying "LOL! WE DON'T PLAY GAMES FOR SEX! TRY AGAIN!"

Meanwhile, going into a Mortal Kombat thread, you get lectured on how the game isn't going to sell well because "sex sells, and Mortal Kombat is a game that puts women in burqas".

some youtube fag should make a compilation of leon swearing
times like when he goes "FUCK" as he misses a crucial shot sync with me swearing is too relatable

La goblina balística

All I have is this:
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your standards are why you're a virgin

Console level of aim

youtube.com/watch?v=ixWybGQnPHQ

All except the nap room since the area that you find the puzzle boxes are really close to the weapon room.

You don't understand how guys feel when they play games in 2019 though.

I will attempt to simulate this feeling for you through the magic of Empathic Role Playing in our new and improved socially conscious world:

Leon is enforcing male standards of cis heteronormative oppression and female objectification which ran rampant in the 1950s. Therefore we are removing the character and adding in tweaks to give him the "dad bod" and some soft pajamas with a politically neutral cartoon character print (Steven Universe in this case) The weapon he wields is threatening and could trigger a small percentage of users so it will be replaced with a comfortable, yet colorful, super soaker.

>watching youtube retrospective on RE
>Guy without a shred of irony calls the RE2 story a "Masterpiece"
>In his RE5 retrospective he dedicates 5 minutes to ranting about SJWs
Why are your kind always so braindead?

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it looks like he's slipping on the blood

How did they fuck Claire up so bad? Her face is so weird looking.

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LONDON
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I think her face is cute

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she looks weird as hell, there's a dead stare to her. I get way more uncanny valley vibes from her model than I do the Leon one, even if the Leon one technically has the same problems with the stare, he just looks more organic.

WoooooooW

Why did they fuck up G4 so bad in the remake?

It's a burger problem. They are irrationally obsessed about race, one way or the another.

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Have you even seen what her real life model looks like? I think they fucked up her face so these threads wouldn't be even more saturated with those blade runner reaction pics.

God, that movie was so shitty.

Damn, as a male who doesn't even care about RE, he does look aesthetic af.

Fujos have been more bold lately
what is going on?

I'm not gay but this makes me want to play RE2 more.

>One copy of Operation Raccoon City, please.

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Is that a JoJo reference?

Everything claps in america

sauce?

i have the same face but with black hair and eyes (hapa)

MSpaint user?

>It's a burger problem. They are irrationally obsessed about race, one way or the another.
Its a natural state of diverse societies. Same goes with Brazil.