What's a game on PC I can use to distract myself while I can't use internet or masturbate for a week? It needs to be singleplayer and use a controller. Preferably something I can play for hours, and not a shooter because I don't like playing shooters with controller.
I already played the following: All Tales games. Resonance of Fate All the Batman games. Darksiders Fallout Fable series Hotline Miami Hyper Dimension Neptunia Rebirth 1, which was crap. Life is Strange Mark of the Ninja Overlord 1 and 2 Sonic Mania and Generations All Supergiant games
I don't like First person games in controller. What makes Enderal fun?
Played it already on switch. It was okay.
Brody Gutierrez
Do you not have a mouse or something?
Parker Fisher
I don't have a desk. Not gonna use my mouse on the floor or my lap if I can avoid it. I want something I can play while reclining.
Colton Gutierrez
Oh and I beat all the dark souls games already.
Colton Carter
Why don't you use like a table or something?
Andrew Williams
I won't have one until my furniture gets delivered.
Lincoln Campbell
dwarf fortress if you are willing to learn it then, you won't even need a mouse. why can't you have internet or masturbate for a week? and why don't you have a desk?
Easton Long
red faction gorilla
Gabriel Jenkins
Moving in to a new apartment, furniture isn't delivered for several days. Can't J/O due to Nofap vow.
Jordan Cook
Recettear(play the demo to be sure) yakuza 0 shantae and the pirates curse disgaea
Andrew Rodriguez
Played Recettear and Disgaea already. Disgaea games wear me out because the actual tactics evaporate once you find an XP exploit. Love Recettear, might redownload it.
Yakuza sounds like a good idea. Thanks!
Matthew Williams
Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee / Exoddus Metal Slug 1, X and 3 Ys Chronicles, Origins, The Oath in Felghana The Tale of ALLTYNEX DMC/Bayonetta/Vanquish Zone of the Enders 2 (kinda short though)
Dammit, my internet is too slow to finish downloading Yakuza 0 before I have to leave tomorrow morning, even if I leave it all night. (I'm in a shitty rental)
Easton Sanders
no problem
i was in the same scenario one time and Yakuza was perfect.
Elijah Ortiz
Is this even a real question? Go and buy Yakuza 0 and Kiwami on steam, shitloads of game time.
Evan Robinson
Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen Rain World Spelunky Star Wars Battlefront 2 (there is controller support you just have to manually set it, third person view feels fine with it) The Saboteur And emulate GBA games or something
Joshua Bailey
I'd buy the dark souls games. They were just on sale unfortunately, so there's no luck there but if you're just going to be pirating, highly recommend picking up all 3. They'll easily last you a week even if you burn through and don't bother with side content.
Robert Evans
They are shmups, I've only played Reflex and KAMUI but they were pretty sweet, threw them in to give you some variety, not like you are gonna play anything from that list anyways.
I don't even know how to pirate PC games anymore. TPB has too many trackers and false copycats.
Isaac Ward
If he's not going to have net, why recommend a series like souls to him? He won't be able google solutions to the vaguery that is DS and will end up getting his shit pushed in until he snaps if he's not already familiar with it.
Luis Powell
Try out Falcom games like the Ys series, The Vagrant, Prototype, Hat in Time, Enter the Gungeon, and the Dead Rising games. The more I post the more I realize how much shooters there are on PC.
Wyatt Ward
because the games themselves don't require it, there's shit tons of summons for every single boss in every entry of the series. It also makes the series that much more special when he finally has access to the net again and can start playing with other folk, invading, and all that shit to see how bad he actually is.
Luis Cooper
It's a moot point. I (OP) already played all of them.
Isaiah Powell
Should have put that in the OP then you stupid cunt. I hope your dick falls off. Try emulating.
what the fuck does this mean? is this dude having a stroke?
Isaac Price
God Eater 3. Got a good sixty hours out of it. I'd recommend buying it from a legit key selling site, or pirating it. Its decent enough, but its really not worth the full 60 dollar price tag. 30-40 would make a lot more sense.
Asher Price
I played the first God Eater and hated it. I have number 2 but haven't touched it. Is 2 or 3 different?
I disliked how much time I had to spend chasing the monster as it dashed around, guns felt weak, and I didn't feel enthusiastic about any of the bits I was gaining.
Austin James
Breath of the Wild on Cemu Emulator
Carson Kelly
How do I download it?
James Foster
cucks
William Hughes
First day on Yea Forums? You don't have to try so hard to fit in.
3 is the best God Eater game, period. The guns are actually less useful due to them nerfing the previous games bullet autism by limiting the amount of custom bullets you can carry. There are a few aragami in the game that are super susceptible to guns though, and the new raygun makes short work of them. Most fights are going to last 5-10 minutes, even in a mission with more then 1 aragami. Melee weapons feel a lot better then before, and the two new ones are cool. They added a new "shield charge" where you fly a pretty good distance with your shield, so while the aragami still run a good ways away, you can catch up to them fairly quickly now. I'd recommend just pirating it to see if you'd enjoy 3 over the previous games.