Are you excited about the new Pokemon taking place in the UK?
Are you excited about the new Pokemon taking place in the UK?
and stay there
No, because it doesn't fix the the fundamental issues with the mechanics of Pokemon that make it grindy and unchallenging, and
competitive play unbalanceable.
Nor does it fix the shit-ass visual design whirlpool that produces cute girls and over-decalled plastic sticker critters.
And - here I'm just guessing - they're not going to tell an interesting story that centers around the region's unique qualities, because it's the UK and that would be complicated and boring, and the simpler grey vs. grey stories can't be told because they don't want to step on Irish or royalist toes.
It's not Hawaii I tell you what
I'm confused is the game taking place in the UK or Scotland?
Yep.
Scotland is part of the UK.
As a bong I love all this bongposting and I'll genuinely be upset when it's all over
Scotland is a hoax
where is the muslim to rape and throw acid on both of them
It's the literal Fallout 76 of the series. Literally everything about it is shit and everyone agrees.
I'll only like the game because the rival's a Pokegirl Kay
This is the best thing to happen to my country since Brexit.
No because we have already confirmed it's gonna be the worst game in the series.
This! So much this!
>This! So much this!
Absolute yikes.
God this is cringe but maybe because I already lived through bongposting on /int/ like eight years ago and this shit is all old to me
>Ello
>ElloEllo
>ElloElloEllo
Oh shit my sides
I'm excited for more Shield-chan.
As someone who's only played red/blue/yellow + remakes, Diamond/Pearl, White, Snap, and Go, and has had little interest in the lazily-designed nu-pokemon lately, I would play the FUCK out of that.
>elloelloello
pic related
you're real easy to entertain huh
you're real easy to entertain huh
Why yes, yes I am. Because I actually know how to have fun and not just shit on everything despite lurking here longer than I'll admit, it hasn't stolen all of my soul yet
>game doesn’t come out for another 10 months at most
>only saw the most basic stuff, such as Trainer looks and Starters
>probably won’t go into detail about things such as story, new Pokemon, or characters until at least E3
>”HURR IT’S GONNA BE THE WORST”
Imagine the mutt memes if the Unova games came out around this time lmao
Don't get too riled up. They're being paid by Sony.
Pokemon Russia when
>tfw no qt loud and aggressive scottish gf
I can’t wait to kneecap some faggot fucking proddy cunts
Why do they keep doing fucking monkey starters?
>don't discuss vidya on Yea Forums
Unironically gave me a huge boner when I first read it.
wow 2 times in 23 years, crazy!
Hot.
I already know they're not going to lean very hard into British slang/colloquialisms but if they don't at the very least rename the Youngster trainer class to "Lad" I'm going to be disappointed.
After the middling performance of X/Y and Sun/Moon, it's best to keep expectations low.
I'll keep my expectations low for now because of Gamefreak, but I'm honestly hoping we'll get...
>Corgimon
>fossilmon, maybe an Iguanodon
>The (probably boxart) legendary wolves look great. I'm talking Fenrir+Sif kinda stuff
>Nessie and not just a Lapras copout. Preferably either a Sobble evo or this gen's Psuedo, wouldn't be surprised to see it as a legendary however
>Unironically wacky stuff like pic related and the clocks from
>Dolphinmon
I honestly don't know much about what animals Europe is known for that could translate into pokemon. Ideas?
>Giant football stadiums
Will we fight hooligans?
There’s a world of difference between “keeping expectations low” and being a jaded fuck about every little detail.
>No because we have already confirmed it's gonna be the worst game in the series.
Sauce
Three times, the Pan monkeys basically count.
>tfw Infernape signed
Werf evry penny.
Will Poke Mart be replaced by Greggs?
in what fucking world
I'm hoping for a Pokemon based on these fucking crazy four-horned sheep from the Isle of Man.
You get one right at the very start of the game no matter what. The point is stop doing all these fucking monkeys, do something else.
>Kill Jester
considering that it's made by japs how are there no panda starters
Where do you think we are?
>the rival's a Pokegirl Kay
I doubt that will be the rival. She's just a lass
>we've only seen 1 (one) trailer for the game so far that showcased the gameplay that's the same as the normal games and environments lacking npcs
reminder that x/y trailer also had little npcs and stuff in it's trailer too
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>it's gonna be the worst game in the series
It'll be shit, sure, but they'll have to try REALLY damn hard if they wanna beat Sun and Moon.
NEW GAME BAD
OLD GAME GOOD
I would not be surprised if there were some retaliatory memes as a result of this new game.
Kind of disappointed that there was nothing with Hilda or Rosa and a New York accent.
My man, literally said that sun and moon were shit, and the this game would have to actively try to be dogshit to be worse
What could she possibly be confused about that is also on the ground?
So he's going to be the Galar league champion, right?
I don’t see Stonehenge in the map and this concerns me
There’s no fucking way they aren’t going to put it there
All they have to do is have XY difficulty with Sun and Moon story levels while having something similar to Sun and Moon plaza because face it we have no bottom screen now.
No, it'll be Thatcher.
GROOOOOOOKY GAAAAAAAANG
GK
GROOKY KONG
GK
GROOKY KONG USED LEER
Oh, look, it's this guy again
I missed you
cringe
Save your criticism that’s about giant assumptions until after we see how the general game is going to be
People are already ignorantly ignoring that the lake area let’s go further when faggots assumed it was a linear path
I’m naming this fucker Chunky just on the fact that Chunky Kong’s color code is Green in DK64
Heh
You're not lurking stupid fucking newfag drop some lead in ya
Do you guys really think GF would release an RPG without NPCs? Do you honestly, truly believe that?
>irn bru
I would steer them up
Someone make a comic where Hilda and Rosa visit and talk about how they're on a heritage trip because their great-great grandparents were born in Galar
I'm probably going with Sobble. A chameleon is pretty rare in Pokemon and Kecleon was straight up ugly. Scorbunny is nice too but I'm tired of fire types.
I’m Scottish and the meme kino is too good. I’m really excited for the game. I want to pick grookey but wobble might evolve into a kelpie so I’m scared but I have always picked grass since I was a kid because my pal picks water.
I love Limmy and I love Pokemon so this is just insane. Also I’m from Glasgow just like mad Limmy so it feels even more reality video game kino.
What is that a reference to?
Americans
It literally says "Game footage not final." at the start of the trailer. The people who are throwing a fit are shitposters and I think it's kind of insane and speaks to the degradation of this site that people are actually falling for it.
Scrooge McDuck mon
Here cunt. Here grow a pair. Get over here with your American pie accent or beef wellington scrumptious English accent or whatever wherever you come from you can get a Scottish gf. But be warned they are fucking mental no receipt no takesy backesys once you have them you have to deal with the aftermath if you want to break up with them. Tread very carefully. They are firebrands.
I bet there being multiple Alice in Wonderland references. The Japanese just can't get enough of that story in particular.
What does that have to do with Scotland?
How about you make me fag
There has to be a haggis Pokemon. Mon tae fuck game freak.
Anyone else think it's weird that there's always been a trainer class called Lass but we're only just now after eight gens getting to a UK based region?
Each successive Pokemon game has been terrible, Just making educated guesses
I'll be really annoyed if they don't at least use some Dragon Quest-esque dialect markers. I mean, they already used a few French and Hawaiian colloquialisms in Kalos and Alola respectively. I don't expect anyone to yell shit like, "OI YOU CHEEKY CUNT YOU LOOKIN' AT ME BIRD!? I OUGHTA SLICE YER WEE BANJO I WILL!" But if I don't get a few "Crikey, loves" or "Bob's your uncles," I'll feel cheated.
Alice is british.
What the fuck is are you basing that on?
Oi, ya got a loicense fo dat Honedge?
You guys know there won't be any accents and shit in the game, right? It's gonna be american english.
Nope because the japs are OBSESSED with the UK. Particularly Scotland. They love whisky. So much so that sega paid Glenfiddich ( particularly good Scottish brand of whisky) to put it in the Yakuza games.
>Out and about?
>Same as yourself.
>Good good.
Something like that?
no, lass and lad are fairly common words in America
It's a lot harder to put a New York accent into text. I'm having a hard time even thinking of how to convey it.
It'll be a missed opportunity if they're no accents, right?
The more I see her, the harder it is to contain my boner, even with the britbong accent memes.
Actually, ESPECIALLY with the britbong accent memes.
Why are there lewd pics of her?
*english
So equating British with English and vice versa. British just means English unless you are a Welsh cuck or northern Irish cuck or a Mannish cuck.
AYYYYYY EYEM WAHKIN EYAH
The best part is that she won't talk in the game so even if the game doesn't have accents she always will.
It's a fukken Doduo ya cunt
>inb4 they post the pic with b-b-but it's not final
Why not?
Y'know, I really wonder if Japanese people on Pixiv understand why a big chunk of Shield's fanart depicts her drunkenly screaming at people.
And people said Sun and Moon would have to try really damn hard to be as bad as ORAS.
'E'S AN ASSHOLE!
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How can we express this atmosphere in Pokemon?
Yes.
I enjoyed Gen 7 more than Gen 6. I wouldn't rank SM as my favorites but they're not the worst. Why do people usually cite them as worse than XY or hell, even base DP.
>mfw "berserker" pokemon
was there even a post game in Sun and Moon?
What’s happening under the crop? Uh oh?
that's an ugly and stupid hat she is wearing
YES, JOMP THE CHASM
Not much
You're an ugly and stupid hat.
I think detective cooper finding the other alternate dimensional pokemon was the postgame
it is a cute hat, she is very stylish
Bottom screen and online features being shit, and you can't really mash A through the story making replayablity hell. Aside from those two it's extremely overhated
I picked the second-darkest girl when I played Sun and I was thinking that I'd have to go back to a white one but I'm relieved because being set in the UK gives me an excuse to go full-on black this time around.
PLEASE emu pokemon
My dad works for Nintendo, one of the cities is a scathing indictment of the British police state.
The trailers made it look much better than it ended up being.
I wanna be the hooligan, I want to go on a riot if my pokesoccer team loses.
>fags fighting over when an announcement is taking place for weeks on end before the 27th
>fake leaks fucking everywhere before and after announcement
>announcement comes and its nothing but taking fat steaming shits on literally everything
Yeah I think I'm fucking over /vp/ at this point.
where the fuck, nigger?
I ought to sho ya fo dat.
True, New York stereotypes also come to mind as something that could have been applied. I think at most people just applied American stereotypes.
I fucking love it.
Underrated
>Every time the gym leader loses the townsfolk burn down the poke-mart
Why is she the one being portrayed as lindy, isn't he english?
Because she's cute.
Pandas are Chinese
>the blonde
isn't she supposed to be american? or is that the americans wishful thinking that they get a character in every game
What do you mean "replayability"? There's only one save slot. What the fuck are you gonna do, buy another copy? Not gonna delete my fucking save I spent hundreds of hours on.
then what is the ying yang animal ya dillweed
>Are you excited about the new Pokemon
fucking never, pokemon is trash. I just keep a look out for porn and nothing else. I dont play garbage.
>isn't she supposed to be american?
no?
So the evil team is going to be a Team Groom, with the goal of abducting young trainers and force-feeding them Slowpoke Tails while constantly making them White Out, right?
What the fuck are you talking about?
M8s... She's the one.
*mold from filthy flat wafts out*
>NO ENGLISH YOU MUST GO
*unauthorized sub renters jump out of the window*
>I DIDN'T GET NO LETTA
*20 able bodied moslem males of fighting age arrive*
>I RECEIVE NO NOTICE FROM COUNCIL AT ALL
*2 stacks of high court notices falls from rubbish bin*
>I HAVE CHILDREN TO FEED
*hides welfare check*
>MY KIDS HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW
*30 more moslems surround collection agents*
>YOU MUST GIVE ME NEW HOUSE
Here's your pokemon league champion for SwSh.
*tips Asian*
The map has two stonehenge like objects on it.
The Ying yang is also Chinese.
Paul Bohill?
Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in small-claims. Back then we called him 'Paki Pulveriser' Bohill because he never came out of a property without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.
Most would call him insane, but that is why the High Court trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realised what a monster they created.
You see, most enforcement agents try to reason with the defendent. Not Paul. No, he used knives, clubs, pliers, you name it. After a few jobs I got a chance to talk to him one to one. He was wearing his blood stained hard hat, sunglasses, and stab vest, smoking a cigarette and drinking Old Speckled Hen. It was only 7AM, but you NEVER told Paul what he could and couldn't do.
I asked him why he used such violent tactics. He lowered his head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sunglasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.
"I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These goat fucker scum bags don't deserve the mercy of a British council flat, but the slow torturous death at the hands of a British man!"
In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut.
"The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, curry filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real High Court Enforcement Agent at work."
A doujin about is probably already being made.
you actually think they will polish this game in just a few more months
cute
With pokemon it's common to have 2 copies even if different versions and now you can just save those pokemon in pokemon bank, and to top it off many people had hacked their 3ds at this point.
Also Ultra didn't make the situation better and didn't change the story entirely, so pretty much all the moments Hau is on screen you have the same dialogue but have to wait a whole minute of the camera shifting and mashing A.
kill gardevoir
GO ON PRIMEAPE ROUGH 'IM UP
LUV T' BATTLE FRONTIER ME
im legit looking forward to the music and cozy this game will bring just walking around
Yes because I am not some faggot that wishes for a kids game to be an adult game.
I was hoping for Football Hooligans myself.
There better be a Doduo/Dodrio in this game. And i'm going to name it Worraz thanks to this pic
Me, too.
i can hear the left image.
I'm fucking sick of Westerners trashing anime with their terrible drawings.
Hey user, im glad we agree
yer cool
holy fuck
>UI going to take up the main screen again
I looked up the guy who drew the OP art and worst of all, it's one of those fellas who hates anime but draws in an anime style.
I agree, thank god this is a game.
Shit joke, if the lass is supposed to be posh she should have shit talked her in a posh manner.
>Joke is she's scottish
>Didn't take 5 seconds to google how scots speak.
im interested
but im very glad we're getting a more urban setting than hawaii this time around
the lack of big cities really got to me, especially after unova and kalos
that said tho im curious as to which cues galar is gonna take from the UK, and somewhat concerned about the fact that the biggest city in the region seems to be super late game instead of the second, third or fourth town visited like in previous games
but nevertheless i still find it fun to figure out which towns line up with which
When are we getting more pokemon edits of these
I was in a thread where a couple of anons were claiming the blonde was american. I'm just asking is she or not?
>being so illiterate that you need phonetic text to guide you into reading the accents correctly
The dog is the canon pick.
H I R E
I
R
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Where's the dead pig pokemon?
I legitimately don't understand people who think SM is terrible. It's always either "postgame is literally the only thing that matters" or "cutscenes are literally the worst thing to ever exist"
hot
HIRE HE
Fucking genius
let's dispel this fiction that Ohmori doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.
When is England going to celebrate its culture by retaining its homogeneity and respecting its lost ancestry like Japan?
Incorrect, we had a poll for this and the lolibot won
Why is she so thicc in this picture?
My fucking sides
whenever Famitsu gives us more info
Japan is USA's whore, what culture are you talking about.
Nope. Dog won and is the only thing used outside of your circlejerk threads.
Who the fuck cares, people will draw what they want to draw.
>let's dispel this fiction that Ohmori doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.
Isn't that the Rubio meltdown pasta?
NINTENDO...NINTENDO...THIS MAN....THIS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oi m8, yuh got a loicense for those polkamon!
Cool history revision
Dont care what you draw or fap to. But he stated canon and was factually incorrect.
Cute slag feet!
>I WAS NEVER IN THIS FOR THE VIDEO GAMES YOU FOOL
>I DID IT ALL FOR THE GLORIOUS POKEGIRLS
No, where it takes place doesn't really matter.
That said, I love everything about Angry Scot Shield and I'll never be able to see her as anything else.
no
man I hope we get some sweet bagpipe tunes this gen
The Shinto Gods, shrines, samurai shit, etc.
>she
I think there’s gonna be a shit ton of doduos with that name on the wonder trade. I’ll be doing it.
HAS NO STYLE
The UK has churches and castles, how is that different?
Just go to wales boyo.
How can you possibly say no to such a smol sad boi?
Tha's me fookhin sister yer talkin' bout I'll fookhin deck yew mayte.
He is probably talking about pagan shit
>Wales
yeah, not this time mate
Oh so that's what kind of accent she has.
I dunno man. Water types are pretty common usually.
I’m going for him from the moment I saw him.
No, she’s supposed to have a Scottish one but everyone keeps giving her a mishmash of English ones
this room sparks joy
Are we still talking about Nia?
Addicted to haggis.
Please tell me that television is licenced
>am I excited for Pokemon
haha no, why would I be?
this room is gonna be the only one decorated that thoroughly in the entire game, and they literally only did it to put in the trailer
No, Shield
Sorry I got confused, Nia is Welsh
minge
Weird for a Munchlax of all things to be in a player’s home
Snorlax evolution incoming?
NO NEED TO BE NERVOUS MAYTE WE'RE SOFT AS ANYFIN MAYTE IT'S JUST BANTER WIV THE LADS INNIT EY. WHA'S YER NAME AGAIN? SOBBLE OR SUMFIN MORE LIKE KNOBBLE EY HEHE NAH JUST MESSIN MAYTE CAMMON LES GET A ROUND A PINTS. WHAT YEW 'AVIN MILK OR APPLE JUICE HEHE NAH JUST SORRY MAYTE CAN'T 'ELP MESELF NO WORRIES SEE YOU LATER MAYTE.
I wish England was 98% European like Japan is 98% Asian.
You and every other majority race in the world in their respective countries.
not so fast, weaboo-kun
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The reality is that japan only took in a few refugees.
MY SIDES
Those are chinese and korean immigrants.
Gen 2 had a comfy traditional Japanese aesthetic.
Gen 3 had a very vibrant and rich setting that capitalized on the newfound power of the GBA.
Gen 4 recaptured Gen 2's tones with its serene aesthetic
Gen 7 took an exotic and vibrant setting and ran hard with it, creating a definite and unique tone.
Gen 5 and 6 were shit in terms of setting because they were completely generic and boring, relying on crutches like the spectacle of 3D models to carry their respective settings. It looks like Gen 8 is doing the exact same thing by focusing on trivial shit like building and texture details instead of creating a captivating and interesting location. It's really disappointing considering how much they experimented with Gen 3 off the jump to the GBA alone; a Switch game should be visually insane. The two Colosseum games were unironically more exciting.
Thank you for posting this, I just had the perfect opportunity to post something like this in another thread so you've helped me greatly.
based japanese
you are welcome user
Is left supposed to look better or something
*Zainichi Koreans
>crowd has lots of gaijins and the asians there are most likely za*nichi, chinks and SEAniggers
really showed me, user
>overwhelmingly non asian group
Hmmmm.
ONEE-SAN
*chokes on tears*
Was hoping hogwarts preppie was the new rival but it looks like she's just a generic pokemon trainer.
Depends. It it going back to glorious sprites?
>hunt pokemon in Scotland
>get stabbed with broadsword
>hunt pokemon in Romania
>get eaten by Dracula's son
>hunt pokemon in America
>get shot and howled at
Let's go to Antarctica instead
Everyone always likes to talk about how cute/sexy the pokemon protagonists are but I'm always captivated by how stylish they are. I'm unironically considering stealing Sword's look since I'm halfway to it already.
She's pretty obviously a Lass, she matches the design philosophy for all of them.
>generic trainer
Oh...Dropped.
>no wales area
Blunder of the millennium.
Calm down Edward Kenway
I want the other female trainer to coerce the female protagonist into having group sex with her and some guys
It is a truly fashionable series.
We'll be in the lore.
The female protagonist would never do that, she’s not a slag.
you mean incest and circlejerking about "muh history" while also alienating your neighbors?
I mean the UK has all of the above already, but just to a slightly lesser degree than Japan
>go to the Pokemon center to heal Pokemon
>”We’re sorry, but your Pikachu’s breathing license has expired. I’m afraid we’ll have to euthanize it.”
>doors slam shut and lock
Love Colosseum and am certain that it will remain the better game but right is far better looking.
Based.
*and some girls
t. tranny
Is this coming out on nintendo ds. I don't want to buy a switch
>Sword
>tranny
Holy shit how bad is your reading comprehension.
Shut the fuck up and buy a switch baka gaijin.
Why does this gif exist?
How bad is yours? I'm a dude who likes the style of the male main character. What part of that implies tranny?
It's implying the left is the ruins of the right. Makes sense. Import sand niggers, become a sand nigger shithole.
Just stop responding to him. He's not worth your time.
'Stealing her style' implies dressing like her, which implies dressing like a woman, which in turn implies you are either a woman or a tranny. Given how unlikely the former is, I was pointing out the latter.
But no, you're just a man who wants to dress like a little girl. Carry on.
Because it's not the fire type.
am no a grass
Holy shit how bad is your reading comprehension.
Hello and welcome newfriend.
Nice damage control Sonyboy.
>shit in Gen 5
>shit in Gen 6
>shit in Gen 7
Why should I buy into the firememe again?
noooo i will emulate it on pc in 10 more years
do women in the uk go nuts for american accents like women here go nuts for british accents?
"LL" is not a fucking letter you daft cunts
wrong board
>Ye canae do that, travelah!
I beg your pardon?
>Incineroar being ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE after getting Intimidate
>shit in gen 5
Nigga, you what?
It's still just an inferior Arcanine.
I swear to me mum if the villain isnt some cheeky Bond villain parody, I'mma stab whoever runs Gamefreak now right in the loins
No I mean 98% White :D
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How else would you type the voiceless alveolar lateral fricative?
Shit design-wise.
>b-b-buh
Nope. They're shit.
The what?
ll
Arcanine doesn't have a fuck your boost 85BP move. And Fake Out. And is -10 in both defenses compared to Incineroar.
If white people are so great why do they let their countries get flooded by inmigrants?
Why am I the only one who absolutely adores this meme? I literally got a boner while talking to hot girls in high school.
What the fuck does this have to do with Pokemon?
based bonerposter
Never said they were so great, and I'm the one wishing for a time where that isn't happening as well.
>OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONA RAG! LOOKS LIKE WE CHOOSIN RED VERSION TODAY AINT WE
PWT bro
Because they're the least racist and have good countries.
No, Arcane has a "fuck your speed" +2 priority move, and a "fuck your type matchup" type-changing move.
This would have been about 5X better if you shooped a boner onto her.
More importantly, what game is this?
Pokemon Sword & Shield
Boku no Illusion
That is not a good comparison image if you wanted to make the Gamecube game look better boyo.
Use GoD ffs and also compared the character models.
Koikatsu
Fappin's bad, mkay?
Don't put much thought into what shitposters are trying to do. All they really want is replies.
This shouldn't do what it does, but fuck if it doesn't.
>Literaly nothing but foreign weebs
We need more of this
fuck off, you're the same cunts that pushed SuMo into being a thing
This nigga retarded
t. desperate Sonyboy
don't worry, japanese will catch up very fast.
H
SuMo was always going to be a thing because it's the shortest possible abbreviation that isn't S/M which you cannot use because S is already Silver.
Not that I imagine you'll get anything out of this post because you're blind to reason but this is for the benefit of actual sane people who see this thread.
Can someone explain the differences of UK and Britain and England? Also please list all the new slang I'm seeing posted because of Pokemon.
> benbig
> benmassive
[Chortle]
Scotland is not a real country
You are an Englishman wearing a dress
I need you guys to stop criticizing Gamefreak. Please stop bullying them. They are a small team of passionate devs out to make passionate games. They basically work for free and have no free time. They put all of their time into Pokemon for little to nothing back.
Please consider their position with having so many people’s expectations rising on their small shoulders.
t. pic related
this but unironically
I didn't watch the Blizzard autismfest, what question did he ask?
It apologized to Blizzard for the poor reception of their mobile game.
>its nothing but taking fat steaming shits on literally everything
It's funny that you imply this board has been any better about that.
>he
And it didn't ask a question so much as suck Blizzard's corporate dick right then and there.
Can we all agree that IV training and EV breeding is stupid grinding shit and that there should be a more streamlined process? IV training in X and Y was definitely a step in the right direction
wouldn't it be great if we got another RBO?
Kys faggot
He did what you ironically did in your post
UK is the conglomeration of England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales.
Its like how America has the 50 states.
Britain was the term for the UK back when it was the British Empire. Now its just England
>IV training in X and Y was definitely a step in the right direction
Then why did they remove it in SuMo?
It takes guts to knowingly embrace being an evil piece of shit so props to you there.
>question
>he
Oh you poor sweet summer child
Sobble is doing exactly what I do when I see her.
It's been getting easier literally every gen, they keep adding new ways to adjust them to the point it feels a bit too easy. They weren't even acknowledged in-game before X/Y but it's easier now than ever to EV train with the plethora of options the games throw at you. I don't know what else you want. If you know what you're doing you could easily fully EV train a pokemon in like 20 minutes.
X and Y did a lot right despite what people say. The plot and post-game was garbage which soured a lot of people, but the Super Training, Group Battles, and improved breeding mechanics were a huge step up
Because game freak is fucking retarded and thinks that killing 100 tentacool is better than a quick minigame that you play a few dozen times. Both are grindy as fuck but the minigame was definitely better than running around waiting for a random battle.
Please don't lewd Sobble. She's had a rough day
The irony of this post.
How is accpeting other people's culture evil?
I laughed so goddamn hard from this.
The destruction of ones own culture.
I don't blame Game Freak. I blame idiot gamers who hate when things are made too easy. The same people who think you don't "deserve" an item because you weren't there to get it. They love forced exclusivity bullshit.
Soooo....this shit is pretty fucked
>ones
Well if it's people like you I'm gonna say we're better off without them.
Their culture was fucked the moment capitalism took hold.
If your culture gets destroyed by a few inmigrants then It's a weak culture that shouldn't even exist in the first place.
>Sword and Shield
>In the country where you need a license to use a blunted butterknife in the safety of your own kitchen.
so you're saying that jews don't deserve to exist?
You mean the culture that was not destroyed despite a heavy duty effort by the Germans to exterminate them? Literally the exact antithesis of what he was saying.
That's like saying coffee is weak because when you put milk in it it gets lighter.
Jews managed to form a world power country from nothing. They have every right to exist.
It was a boring drag.
>"If your culture gets destroyed by a few inmigrants then It's a weak culture that shouldn't even exist in the first place."
israel is afraid of letting non-jews into their country
>israel
>world power
cute
whenever USA wants Israel to squeal, they threaten to reduce their annual support funds
...
10/10
Congratulations, you completely ignored facts to spout more debunked right-wing talking points.
quick rundown?
I’m considering buying a Switch. Is Splatoon 2 still active?
They have the intelligence to protect their culture and their country. Unlike european countries.
pokemon
>when someone brings up Kalos in a positive light
Who the fuck catches the pan monkeys aside from dex autists?
Surprisingly, yes.
too bad USA is Israel's dog.
I could unironically see Mosely and the black turtleneck lads being this game's Team Rocket
They give you a free one in the first gym. You're basically forced to get a monkey.
>japanese art
>cute pictures of trainers and pokemon
>western "art"
>haha so funny britbong talk
>pokemon
You know what's funny is I tried exactly this thing yesterday where I posted some on topic text while making an off topic post and it worked because my post stayed while two other people's posts right next to mine got deleted.
It just works
>threaten to reduce their annual support funds
Which has happened when?
based
I usually abhor western smut art but this is just fucking ridiculous, you are a fucking faggot.
Did you forget about Red and Ruby? The only reason P and Pt are distinguished is because they're in the same gen (and overall abbreviation)
Let's be realistic. The primary reason we like it here is because it's feeding off our established, edgy memes.
Are you high?
I just like pokemon and triggering incels. Don't know about you.
Yeah because we appreciate multiple forms of art. Not the same basic shit every time
Bongposting has already given these new titles uncontested soul.
I think he responded to the wrong person.
>he played the minigame
>didn't farm horde battles
casual
The Pokemon game with the most soul was SoulSilver.
You realize Scotland is literally part of UK?
I don’t wanna be let down by hype again. Last time I got hyped for a pokemon game was sun and moon and those were the worst ones yet. First time I didn’t beat a Pokémon game that wasn’t a remake.
>Admitting to being a consoletard
We've certainly hit a low point alright.
Accepting a culture that marries little girls and believes in capital punishment for blasphemy is evil.
Because Guantanamo is so much better.
Maybe it's not evil for them.
Are you equating the lives of a handful of terrorists to thousands of girls having their labia cut off?
>n-no you!
Based sandnigger apologist.
Yikes, kids. Go back to bed.
(you) tried. Get a job kid
I've got a job for you: SUCKING MY DICK!
lmao I love how you kike subhuman faggots act though shit when your country is our basic bottom bitch, you are our goddamn puppet you retard
I've already got a boyfriend thanks
nice arguments user
Easy on the poffins, Absol...
>Ehm... Get troll.
That would go against the tolerant views of Islam and would result in "Stoning of Tolerance."
Pokémon doesn't have voice acting
Unless it does now
What the fuck happened? The thread for this earlier was super comfy.
Is this because Australians are awake now?
pretty sure girls don't call each other mate in the UK
at least they didn't use to 15 years ago iirc#
it's not even the worst one, user. The threads when this first got announced were even worse. Don't forget the autist making the daily GF hate threads just because.
Reminds me of these
Say what you will about X/Y but this song is fucking awesome.
Last one.
whose money your very existence depends on shitwit?
ya, thought so
> fundamental issues with the mechanics of Pokemon that make it grindy and unchallenging
You mean being an RPG. Well shit user, it doesn't take much to make an RPG unbalanced unless you take away control from the players, because RPG's are number games, if my numbers are bigger I will win, this is achieved by leveling up and picking optimal choices so unless you want to cap levels or take away good moves it's what is going to happen.
>produces cute girls and over-decalled plastic sticker critters.
Sounds like every Japanese game released ever.
> interesting story that centers around the region's unique qualities
Yeah because seeing the female protag getting acid thrown in her face while the male is arrested for not being a "Asian" would be real fun. Maybe bring in a 9 year old so she can be married off to a 63-Year old fat man.
>It's not Hawaii I tell you what
Sun and Moon weren't Hawaii, there weren't enough homeless people having sex on the beach and rampant drug use in plain sight.
>theraynsarere
>Muslims are stoners
fucking degenerates
I don't understand "Tucker."
>drop bear isn't legendary
0/10, shit designs
>RBO forums got hacked for no reason, loads of viruses and shit everywhere
>RBO facebook group was barely active, probably dead RN
God, I'm glad I've saved RBO installers on 5 different USB keys/external HDDs and sent them to all my close friends.
best fakemon
I'm not sure what shit ass mickyD's you go to, but the burgers I get at mine look pretty much like the advertisement. I get hating on the big man, but at least be honest.
Kill Mr. Mime
Dammit, why did I laugh so hard at Errwinn.
>YEEEEESS, GET HM FLY
I don't think you understand the purpose of the console tans
Pokémon in UK
Fire Emblem in Leicester.
It's a noice timeline eh lads.
I really doubt the game is that hard to find.
Jesus, black chicken-chan is so fucking ugly.
But then again, I guess all black people are, huh.
Uhhh, cringe.
mmm she is cute
no
Tuckerbox.
Post the card you son of a shepard
It's because it looks completely out of place, it makes no sense.
Even the brown one looks good.
but that is literally the culture of the country they're entering in 99% of the cases
What the fuck do you mean "it makes no sense"? She moved to Alola from somewhere else. She can be any race.
this is a good one
I agree with this user.
Something about her features just aren't made for black skin.
We are talking about how she looks you stupid fuck.
Nah, I'd rather have it taking place in Spain so we can get a Tauros evolution.
Well I just drew the new SSR Heles from my single free draw so you know what I don't need this discussion. Fuck you. My luck is awesome.
Tauros is too awesome to need an evolution.
They were amazing in the first 2 games, but since then they've fallen out of grace. They never even get a calf baby form shared with Miltank.
fook yoo m8, I'll bash yer fookin head in I swear on me mum
>Norfgob evolves into Norfogre
>The prominent beer gut is made out of rock and it's inspired by Gibraltar
>more games that make XY look better in comparison
Hurray!
It's in!
Man. I can download pokemon models and stick em in unreal with a terrain object too. I guess I should be a gene dev.
ok, this is epic
git trawl
How have they still not figured out a way to have Pokemon actually attack each other instead of using weird camera cuts so that the Pokemon never have to be on screen at the same time?
only if you look like a chad to go with it
I like to believe these are their personalities
Take back what you just said about my friend kecleon!
Everything about that accent is wrong.
It was made by an american don't ask him too much. I just like shield-chan's aggressiveness.
>live very close to Manchester
>like I can get on a bus for a fiver and be there in less than an hour
>regularly go there for cons/interviews and other shit
>that industrial city in the trailer with all the gears
>those dirty brick buildings
>those chimneys everywhere
>that raised black steel railway
It's fucking surreal seeing where I live in a Pokemon game.
Scotland and England are different countries. You Brits are retards that don't even know your own nation.
That city could be any post industrial shithole
yeah, hoenn did that to me.
/vp/ went thoroughly to shit once gen 7 leak season started. Their last hurrah was when Ash got BTFO in the league yet again
GRR WHY WONT NINTENDO HIRE..............HIM
Wait, what's sobble looking at
Dropbears are more of a yank poof tourist thing.
benis
It's meant to be that typical north England city that jacks off industry, yes, not necessarily just Manchester, but the location of it on the region map as well as aspects of it (especially the railway) are pretty specifically Manchester-ish. Besides, Manchester is the go-to industry jack off of northern England anyway.
I'm about to pretty fuck this pokémon
>like I can get on a bus for a fiver and be there in less than an hour
That's not close at all. An hour on the bus is like 20 miles out.
This is already better than gen 7 for the memes alone
Koreans, japanese and chinese are literally all the same people
>Scotland and England are different countries.
No one really believes that you know. It's just a silly story we tell the scots.
It's the closest large town.
And 30 minutes would be more accurate I guess. It's close enough that travel there is casual as shit anyway.
Could get there in 15 minutes if they weren't CONSTANTLY SHUTTING DOWN THE FUCKING TRAINS.
I don't get it.
>this is american knowledge of the UK
>the community, knowing the game will be a disappointment with no content, builds hype by turning their free time into comedy props and woke social media share-bait influencers to push the game up
this could have happened with any game that's based in england. there is zero context to anything other than this, but it's called pokemon we must make content given that the creators won't. anything with what we have been given, it must be overdone until we chew the bone. it's pathetic and it's sad.
imagine, if you were fans of an actually respectable videogame serie you'd be busy playing the games.
literal newfag, do not post on Yea Forums please.
These people were probably mocked and laughed at like the faggots they are.
They couldn't give a shit about the quality of the game, it's just (mostly bad) aspiring artists latching onto something they know will be popular for a bit in the hopes of gaining exposure. Same exact thing as Bowsette. Parasites probably don't even play games.
More lie
>go to pokemon centre
>that's not a typo, we actually spell center 'centre' just because
>2 hour wait before doctor sees us
>doctor speaks heavily broken english
>refers us to pokemon centre in neighbouring city as they don't have the facilities to treat a specific condition
>5 hour bus ride to get to appointment the following month
>pokemon finally gets treated
>now has MRSA
kek
But enough about South Africa!
They are against police violence. How does that make them faggots?
>Mr. Bean
No wonder I didn't get it, I memory block anything of this guy, he makes me sick.
I unironically want to buy a switch and play this purely because it's in the UK.
Same desu.
Not him, but they're faggots for speaking on behalf of the Japanese when almost no one in that picture is ethnically Japanese. Of course you know this because you've been parked in this thread for hours dumping your propaganda.
>inaudible commie screech
Dismissed
>Karl tell us a story
>Alright well, one time I was walking through a forest and a saw a ghost fella an-
>GHOST POKÉMON ARENT REAL KARL YOU STUPID FUCKING PRICK
>Let him finish Ricky!
>Really makes you think
You do not need to be Japanese to be a Japanese citizen. They are part of Japanese society as much as an ethnic Japanese.
Assholes like you ruin everyone fun.
Can somebody translate the bongspeak to me?
I'm a spic btw
>"Well well, whats all this then?"
Its just a bong stereotype of a police officer.
Use Pokemon XD instead
I guarantee you more than half of them are not citizens and probably went back to muttland years ago. You're truly vile for wanting to import an incompatible culture to destroy one of the last remaining beautiful ones and I pray you fail in your mission to do so.
>Region based on UK
>Game will still use American English even in the UK version
You just know this is going to happen
>US english localizations used in the UK/EU version
>UK english localizations used in the US version
Why didnt they make the starters related at all to the setting?
The hare/rabbit is okay
You are wrong
>one of the last remaining beautiful ones
Stop being a weeb. That country is full of degenerates bugmen.
We have newts and are importing wild monkeys daily
The English have always been the el golinos of Europe.
Americans will never understand this because they think all you need to be homogenous is "huwite skeen"
>Tfw no Muslim Galargal
Glad I'm not the only one who thought of Manchester upon seeing this.
>meanwhile in reality the Conservative party won a near landslide in the Japanese election last year
Kek, I get it now
There are monkeys in Gibraltar aka rightful british clay.
fpbp
Yiff in hell pokefurries
I mean, it is in that good old anime style that makes Asians and Whites look identical. No reason Blacks should require additional traits beyond skin-tone to pass.
Or are you genuinely suggesting Whites and Asians have massive eyes, hardly any nose, and huge tongues?